Just locked myself in a chastity cage, any tips on what to do with the keys? Pic semi related

Swallow them and then kill yourself, you worthless piece of shit. As long as you're bringing shame to yourself and your family, you might as well go all the way.

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Freeze half a large bowl of water, put key in center, fill rest of bowl and finish freezing.

freeze them to the back of the freezer or lock them in a small box then bury them, but make sure your drunk so you cant remember where you put them.

Give them to your mom.

^This. And then sit your bare ass on it to thaw it. You cannot leave until it is thawed, even if you must piss yourself.

Put them in condom. Tie it shut. Swallow it. Wait 24-48 hours to shit it out before you can free yourself.

Watch porn non-stop until you shit the keys out.

Then free yourself and wank.

Have a friend bury them in your backyard or a near by park/beach. Use a metal detector to search for them.

Mail them to yourself

^This is a good one.

This

I'd do this if I actually could trust the post system. It doesn't seem like a good method when you aren't even guaranteed that your package will reach its destination.

That's the fun of it. It's most likely the package will arrive, but the chance the package could be lost will keep him sweating in fear.

some times they open them up too so it'll be interesting what they think it'll be for

Give them to your mother you fucking degenerate

Get a metal box and one of these pic related and set it to X amount of time.

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its fun if you dont charge them up as it stays locked when the battery runs out

Why would you need to freeze half of it first? The key isn't going to displace that much water to have to wait to drop the key in to put more water into the bowl.

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So that you have to wait for the entire block to melt rather than just enough to get it out of the bowl

What a shitty lock not having a failsafe.

Keys don't float. How is it going to end up at the top of the frozen mass?

sauce on pic?

You could cut the lock open with a pair of heavy wire cutters pretty easily

There a pee hole

The goal is to have the keys frozen in the center of a block of ice. That's why the user suggested freezing half the bowl, adding the keys, and then freezing the second half.

Every cage I've bought used the same keys, so if your package gets lost you can just order new keys online.

the bowl will start melting from the bottom too

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Throw them away, you don't need them anymore

That looks too big for you

I keep seeing this particular cage a lot more frequently than most others. Is it just the most popular one on the market or is there something special about it?

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> Anonymous 09/13/19(Fri)13:14:48 No.809464013▶
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>That looks too big for you
that's not me

you should never assume the person posting is the person in the pics.

this is fucking Yea Forums retard

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Why not post yourself

I am currently locked in chastity as well. Wife has the keys, and I have no idea when it will be unlocked.

These are all good ideas op

Buy a bunch of similar looking keys, mix them all up. Put each one in a different place, or give to a different person. Bonus points if you give keys to people who are likely to die or become incarcerated, or if you place keys in locations where they may go missing.