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electrical?

gaseous

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WTF is happening here?

Now you see why Chinese people are really superstitious, some weird shit happens in that country. Too many ghosts, they say.

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mormans and there magnet powers

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Too bad they don't understand that the elevator isn't always there behind the door. Not a transporter

What the fuck happened? I'm genuinely interested

This

Fucking magnets, who do they work?

>who do they work?

kid took off his shoe? wtf?

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not all are heartless

Ignore the red circle, it only shows the effects.

What happened here is that big box truck (on the right with the flashing light) snagged a wire like a loose power line and pulled it tight, pulling everything snagged on it up and back. As it happens you even see a pedestrian on the right trying to get the truckers attention to point out what's happening.

tl:dr Box truck snagged a metal wire and wrecked 3 other vehicles with it.

Looks like he hit something electrical in the gap between the escalator and his little shop. When people tried to grab him it looks like it shocked them too.

Thanks. I see it now.

i will never understand this

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You guys got any gore of latina chicks? My crush is latina and I wanna dismember her, please give me the gore I'm hankerin for.

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~~I would never dismember anyone irl fuck off mods~~

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Droppin

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Is everything in chinkland got a live current running through it?

get sucked under the train?

I assume that van smashed into a giant wall of pollution

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just like looking at the monkeys at the zoo

There's no concept of electrical ground in China, so you're not entirely wrong...

I don't get it.

Can someone edit this with monkey noises?

US Army artillery test range. In this case they're testing a shell with a chemical payload, you can see the outgassing at the end.

Trips confirms nerve gas...

Or niggers showed up at his house for the first message.

Yas. You can see the nerve gas that took their lives

Anyone got the one where the kid lights up match with his teeth?

>play stupid games win stupid prizes

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I bet you glow in the dark, nigger

This has the same energy as that one scene in Freeman's mind where he jumps the elevator shaft early on in the series.

>packers fan
Odds are he was drunk went to piss and drunkenly realized his ride was leaving

*Insert sonic spring noise here*

Is that EDP445?

Wtf did he die from? Don't fucking say nerve gas..lol

He didn't die, the bass dropped.

What happened?

Not that one, the other one

Why did he do that, though? Red phosphorus sent him into a shock?

Gas nerve

I know it's hard to believe, but seriously the bass just dropped. He was just enjoying the music that much.
>tfw nerve gas meme made everyone suspicious about every video posted in rekt thread

I fucking live this. The events that had to line up for this to happen is so obscure and unlikely. The tire comes off a vehicle a quarter mile down a road 1+ block away from the front of this building

It rolls just so that it fucking goes through the ditch over the next road, makes it through a 36" wide perpendicular opening to it's original path, bounces all the way to the back of the office, barely touching anything until it bounces of the fucking desk between 3 people

Fucking wild

BASED chinaman engineering

eagles

Let's push large metal scaffolds into live power lines!

Why are they litteraly putting never gas on him

i've heard this explanation before, but it makes absolutely no sense. a wire/cable that's powerful enough to lift three cars simultaneously, yet is so thin that it's completely invisible to the naked eye?

Rex bitches

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>laughs in darwin

what good did cripple mcgee think would come from running into elevator doors?

ugh. mondays...

(Push the tempo playing)

Jfc I wonder if he would’ve survived the first hit if homeboy didn’t finish him off

meanwhile in africa...

Dogs

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girl feet thread :)

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Bad do

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Niggers gonna nig

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Nerve gas

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You Monster

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Well this thread became unexpectedly wholesome.

You aint seen nothing yet

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Nerve gas has mutated. It can effect cars now. When will someone do something?

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Finally Al Sharpton knows what it is like to be on the receiving end of some monkey business.

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Who is the guy that always fucks up the Rekt-thread

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For a second I thought he was thrown out of a plane

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Ty

Can you spammer just fuck off? Im trying to wank here.

fucking world where has it gone to? man cannot wank in peace for christ sake you sick fucks.

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As long as no one posts the video of the chained up dog with the blowtorch. Fucking cruelty. I’d rather watch a hundred humans die than that shit.

please someone post the vid with a guy getting an actual eel removed from his arsehole i do not seem to have it

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>naked eye

Bruh so you were there looking with your naked ass eye or on your monitor with shit fucking quality of a recording? I think i see your misunderstanding now.

:)

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I'm done actually
You wasted your time

This bitch is making us civils look bad..

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Thank you, now go spam your shit in some sick trap thread or pedo thread.

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Not being a faggot can

Lightning strike retards.

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>thinks objects just magically disappear due to low resolution
i understand that people who say "bruh" have nigger iq's and not worth talking to.

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That file name!

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Nerve gas?

this is not even getting replies anymore lol

and what if he was able to run that fast? the doors are already closed

Two shittiest races on earth:
>niggers (including all nigger subspecies like sandniggers)
>chinks

Also poo in da loo's get a special mention.

wow a smart nigger

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lol even if he managed to survive the shock, and they put out the fire, he would have suffocated from all that fire extinguisher goo lol

Is this the same cat?

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this was Waffle House, not Starbucks

does anyone have a lin to this faceless guy with sound????

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thanks b/ro I actually never saw it before, now I can repost it too
*high five*

Poor sidewalk.

Crime stopper

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faggot

Humans and animals are equals, they should be as much videos of both here. No distinction.

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did that pitt just rip off that guy's dick?

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No, but I have it transcriped:
>AAAAaaaAAaaAAaaaaAAAAA

world? third?
iq? dismal
street? designated

story is he allegedly touched somebodys little daugher and in retaliation they fed his cock to their pitties lol

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Yes, but what that guy does he spams all rekt threads with that shit.

You know you cna make your animal rekt thread and enjoy all you want. Im not judging you, but this little faggot does it because some people enjoy watching people get killed in many ways, and he thinks he is doing gods work because "its so sick" even though he has like hundreds of gigs of animal torture videos.

Now gtfo here you little faggot, learn to respekt some rekt you little bitch

He'd been huffing. His lungs literally blew up.Watch his chest.

Nerve gas

yup prolly dead lol

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He had a seizure

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yeah what do they think the numbers on the side mean? a countdown for the doors opening?

Magneto

accidents where the doors themselves open before the elevator is there are ridiculously common in chinastan. speaks volumes about their safety laws

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man being electrocuted. spray him with a fire extinguisher. yes that'll stop the 100s of volts of electricity passing through him but hey at least he doesn't burn to death as well getting fried.

>100s of volts
that was closer to 10k volts but whatever

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Welp thanks kim, with like 5 years she is oficially a slut

she probably sucked a cock before she did her own mother's breast

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THATS entertainment.

And brain damage

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>And brain damage
that would imply niglets have brains

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damn

any reason why they do this alive? or do they just not have the mental capacity to feel another animal's pain, like chimps?

I don't know what the story is, but people don't let your dogs do that. Never let your dog run outside without your permission.

Maybe he overreact, but i'm happy, that kid won't be a prick anymore (or atleast he would think twice before being one)

Why are there so many videos of this? Why do they push these fuckign things around power lines all the time

I have no idea why would one skin a dog alive apart from pure cruelty. The fur is shit and the meat is only good for cunts-for-eyes chinks. On the other hand fur animals are actually often skinned alive as it does give better quality fur. Which is why if you wear fur you are the ultimate sadistic bastard

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autistic menial workers with no sense of direction and size

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Fucking monkeys

whaling?

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shocked the nigger out of him

i need to know if they burned down the whole house

People that stupid deserve to die before they can breed.

don't have the backstory sorri topkeks if they actually did tho

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Kek

jesus, what a useless cunt. all pits need to be exterminated.

Throwing shoes at a dying idiot is an established resuscitation method. Surprised you didn't know that.

Or handled only by men, who wont flop around trying to stop one

nice

reducing crime one bang at a time

He sparkled like a fly caught in one of those electric fly swatters.

>naked eye
How fucking stupid are you that you can't tell that's being recorded from a low resolution monitor?

g8 bait its nerve gas

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This is how we should treat every Republican.

It's like watching a pride of lions trying to take down a hippo.

idiots

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was that dawkins returning a pick 6?

1.21 Niggawatts!

LOL, that nigga straight up tried to steal electricity.

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>not naming file the tardis

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that rim is from a 1990s mercedes called a 8 hole rim.

They lock the bathroom at waffle house?

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China. That's all you need to know to understand it.

It wasn't about the bathroom, they forgot pecans in her waffle.

fucking retards. so glad they didn't wear seatbelts.

TURDIS

Yeah the way the guy is jumping at the end! He looks like he got shocked twice and is desperate to help but cant... tragic

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kek i've always wondered how often this happens in porn

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That that old bitch was going to miyagi that coon. Totally unsatisfying!

Figure this is a good place to ask, is there a place to find all the shit that was on rotten.com back in the good ol' days?

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ching chong space programm

no unless you get in contact with someone who collects and or collected this shit
i no longer have shit that old due to an hdd crash in 2009

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This webm always gives me a stiffy

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>no backups
that's the real rekt right there

Just don't get why this is even a thing. Nigz just nigg'n I guess.

i did not work or study back then and lost no vital information but yeah now i back my stuff up in triplicate lol

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Lighting strike I think

are u the god of hammers or are u the god of nerve gas

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
WHY DO WHITE PEOPLE DO SHIT LIKE THIS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Anyone got one where a guy gets flattened like a pancake by a truck?

Do the world a favor and off yourself cunt

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That's it.

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on an imageboard to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

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kek, what the fuck

Smart and compassionate pooch

FUCK WHYD IT COPY THE OTHER SHIT?

>fur animals are actually often skinned alive as it does give better quality fur.
>believes PETA propaganda
Hello, brainlet.

Go back nerd.

When no one's around he gonna fuck that dog

Why didn't those assholes move? The driver had his signal on.

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Yes, men are not artistic

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Kek

Chinks rage from a lifetime of living under communism. Also, the door is not a door, it's just cheap metal blinds.

Best optical illusion on the het

Yeah, I bought a Fake-ass Canada Goose jacket and when that shit got wet it smelled like a wet dog.
I later found out that the Chinese used dog fur for their fake jackets

based

>I later found out that the Chinese used dog fur for their fake jackets
wut u for real?

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It's a sign

That's some strong nerve gas

STOP

HAMMERTIME

lol yes they are

The fuckin head pat

Girls are such precious creatures

Kek

What a shame, I never saved any of it
What a loss
First corpse I ever saw on the internet was a rotting hanging corpse, pics of it hanging and after being cut down, and Ive been searching for it for years now. Don't think it was from rotten, though...

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Yup, pretty much all the fake Chinese Canada Goose or Parajumpers jackets used dog fur. There is a documentary about it too but I think it's in Danish or Swedish

She was knocked up

Dude what? Doors on the shaft are unpowered, being opened by doors on the elevator cab themselves.
Given these chinese elevators are made like in whole other world ofc, which is probably true cause this is the cheapest way.

Maybe you'll like this

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You mean the chink in a batman suit?

i have no clue what is going on here or why he appears to have an arm for a leg.

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must have chewed 5gum

what the fuck causes gangrene like that

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the misdirection here is incredible. you think the bonfire is going to explode or something and then wham

Story?

fakeness

The match light caused him to have an epileptic seizure. It only takes a few seconds of flashing light to cause a seizure in a child.

Why is he suspended in the air?

gas nervioso

I wish that was true. Snopes said it’s fake but i know snopes is owned by the juden. Can you prove snopes wrong buddy? PLEASE?

Maluma!

like the greataxe from darksouls

>FIU added a statement at the top of their article to clarify that Flores did not work on the bridge project “in any capacity.”

She had no responsibility for that bridge collapse. In fact the board of directors for that shit company is 6 men, 0 women.

Why...

>all the fake Chinese
Everything in China is fake. China steals intellectual property.

Whoa too fucking edgy for me. How's mommy and daddy house goin for ya?

Wtf are you talking about. Are you a trumptard?

Probably votes Democrat

Can any /k/ types explain why this just kinda splits his head instead of blowing it straight off?

Wew who did these and why do some of them have tactical shoes on this is Mexico right?

At least the Trumps.

Yeah, you're right but I was thinking of these two brands

i keked so hard to this

why is it I can watch all of the ISIS executions and not be shocked, but so many of those latin american vids are fucking horrifying?

It's the cartels, dude. Some of them have an organized army that rivals the federal government (of mexico)

I see people training dogs and toddlers this way, and it's very effective. But there's such fear in their eyes

you're welcome to try, faggot.

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SAFE!

They pretty much are the government in most areas. All the local authority like judges and cops are on the take, or just plain infiltrated by the cartel. Anybody who plays the hero and stands up to them is quickly cut down.

No one cares cracker

This is the real rekt

The lack of education in certain areas of the world, some believe that skinning the animal alive preserves the luster of the fur.

In china there is an old tradition, it is believed that the shorter the time between the death of the animal and the consumption of the meat, the better the taste. Dogs are used for both meat and fur, so the fur is removed when the animal is alive to preserve the quality of the meat.

This is however not common practice in industry.

Edgy libcuck detected

Bring it bitch

Torture is Haram. The ISIS videos are heavily edited, and their punchline is "Death to Infidels" They don't focus on the torture. The burning videos tend to show before and after with only a couple of seconds between. The executions usually show just the beheadings and firing lines or explosives. The point of their message is the "death" of the infidel and is mostly aimed at their jihadis as much as their rivals.

The cartels focus on the torture. Their message
is specifically to their rivals. They skin people alive, butcher them alive, etc. The cartel's message is "This could be you if you open your mouth" I'm sure ISIS does some even worse shit, but their videos don't focus on that as much as the cartel videos.

ISIS had a full on movie production studio they took over and were producing high grade edits for their shit. The cartels are all shoddy cell phone videos that make it look less like a show and more personal.

>wall of compressed nerve gas

Thinks a 704x480 resolution camera can pick up an electric cable(rolled aluminum) from a half block away.
>I was wrong but I'm too dumb to see it.

Because isis quickly kills those cartel killing look more like slow torture or demoralizing

fuck you

>The cartels are all shoddy cell phone videos that make it look less like a show and more personal.
You'd think though that at least one cartel with its enormous resources could afford a high end camera setup.

Shit

I wished people like this stopped coming to the hospital. Literally annoys nurse/docs
Why waste our time

Damn, who would of known the real enemies of Rosa Parks were her own kind...

dat filename

It's nerve gas, dipshit.

>watches horrific video exposing how sub human shitskins in the third world behave
>still liberal

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so user let me tell you about this place called the former yugoslavia

I know right? It's a tragedy

me2

dear god, kill it with fire. amen

Photosensitive seizure

Its da gass ya guiss
>cringe

>niggering this hard

The soi is literally shaking right now lulz

sag evren

Yeah well China needs to be depopulated with extreme prejudice. Buncha fuckin sickos.

Was waiting for the mauling

new bread

you sick fuck. at least kill the beast first

Damn, well done.

fuck, that poor horse.

what the actual fuck are they doing in negroland

Anyone got the Asain night club that got set on fire?