Since the last one died

Since the last one died
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Dear union members at work,

I know that you work hard. Many of you work hard. And I also get that you are union members.

However, let's talk decency for a moment, shall we?

It's considered polite to park at the building that you work in. Yes, technically, some people have business in multiple buildings but, for the most part, you work mainly in one building. For instance, I visit several buildings but work mainly in one building. Therefore, I park at the building where my office is.

Is it really too much to ask that you park at the building where you work? Some buildings have small parking lots that can only accommodate for the # of workers there. Yes, I get that, if it's not in your precious union contract, that you don't have to do it but it considered polite and decent to do so. It's not as though you have to park an additional mile away; We're talking a few extra yards from a building entrance.

Dear smokers at work,

At this point in my life, I don't care if you smoke or not. Yes, it's also my lungs (more on that later) but if you want to destroy your lungs and, have a poorer quality of life for the last 2-3 decades of your life and increase the amount of $ that you spend living... Well, fine. You're just dumb, then.

However, we have designated smoking areas at work. They are prominently marked. You know damn well where they are.

And yet, you fuckers smoke wherever you want anyway. You smoke in your cars in the parking lot. You smoke by the edge of the road. You smoke as you walk to your car in the parking lot. You smoke as you walk to the edge of the road.

JFC... You realize that there are non-smokers who have to walk through your tobacco clouds of bullshit, right? And it's not just once or twice a day but fucking all day long that we have to put up with this bullshit.

I am sorry that you were stupid at some point in your life and got addicted to tobacco. Just please go to the designated areas where you can kill yourselves and spare the rest of us the secondhand smoke. It's maybe an additional 100 extra feet of walking at the most. Thanks.

P.S. Pick up your fucking cigarette butts while you're at it.

>And yet, you fuckers smoke wherever you want anyway. You smoke in your cars in the parking lot. You smoke by the edge of the road. You smoke as you walk to your car in the parking lot. You smoke as you walk to the edge of the road.
>OMG DONT SMOKE IN YOUR CAR REEE

Dear xExxxx,

You are not a manager in any sense of the word. Granted, you were pretty smart fucking the CFO back when the company was a lot smaller and getting bumped up (in more ways than one) to the managerial track as a result.

Yet you have no leadership skills at all. Let's review your leadership qualities for a moment, shall we?

* Blaming everyone for your fucking failures: It's your classic response to everything: Whenever something goes wrong, you just blame everyone but yourself for the damn mess that you got yourself into.

* "Working from home": Seriously, you don't. Just stop. We know that you don't work from home and answering work E-Mails from home is not 'work.' Oh, and hosting conference calls from home. That must be so challenging. Do you dress up for those calls?

* Erratic hours: You know, just because you're salary doesn't mean that you can come in whenever you feel like it. It's in the company handbook. You have regular hours just like the rest of us hourly slaves. Like, for instance, you came in so late yesterday morning that you must have went home at 6:30 PM, right? Right. Oh, that's right; You probably listed that you "worked from home" before you got to work. Of course.

* Permanently closed office door: Hey, I know, let's do an experiment where we all keep our office doors closed just like you do and see if it has an effect on morale. Except we're not leaders who should be accessible. Leaders, like what you pretend to be, have to be accessible to solve problems and stuff. That's the whole point of being a leader. It doesn't count if your door is open and you're not in the office.

Not my secret but I found out my friends mom diddles him. And she’s brainwashed him into thinking it’s okay.

Go fuck yourself. You know how annoying it is to walk around a group of 10+ smokers who decided that they couldn't walk the last 50 some-odd feet to one of the many designated smoking areas?

Oh, sure, congregate around the various pathway chokepoints between all of the buildings on the property. Yeah, nothing wrong with that.

And, of course, HR does absolutely nothing but send out an E-Mail occasionally about how these fuckers should be using the designated areas. Yup; That's HR in action.

"Excuse me... If you could be so kind and use the smoking areas as they were intended, that would be really polite. Thank you."

Yup, HR, I think you did it. You finally got them to see the error of their ways. Attaboy.

Say it to your coworkers. Fuckin pussy

I played hide and seek with my little cousins and when I hid in the corner, she pushed against my cock without realising. Best feeling ever. So I found ways to hump against her all night while we played.

She took the nerf gun off of me so we play fought on the bed. Nearly came.

how old were you two?

>muh secondhand smoke
Crybaby. You will never die from walking through people's smoke clouds outside. Not ever.

Did OP from yesterday ever make that thread? Said he would steal pictures of his sister, or step-sister's I forget, off her phone.

Had to go to work right when he said that. Only saw a few pictures he posted.

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I want to get fucked by dogs. Femanon 22.
I imagine it'll be years before I can attempt it. I'll have to move out and get my own dog... A shame really. I'm incredibly tempted to do dog watching services for this... I hear it's a good way to go about it. But I'm not bold enough and I'm too paranoid over hidden cameras. I'm nothing but a slutty bitch I guess. I'd also want to try glory holes someday. And honestly, being raped is a turn on for me. Minus any actual threats to my life of course. Sometimes I fantasize about being kidnapped and made into a sex slave... Being used like a toy...
Sadly, these sorts of fantasies can only stay just that. Fantasies. Good night.

Define diddles

I do rapeplay where I get the person to agree to me breaking in with a mask on and raping them

Rape play is kinky for sure, plenty of fun, but it's usually lacking a little edge for me. It's the best I can do though. I think the most I'll get is wearing short skirts at the subway during crowded hours and letting guys grope me.

Meh, I watch videos where girls shit in guys mouths.

Feels pretty out there but always seems tame compared to half the shit in these threads.

the more I hear about this (your the second girl this week) the more I wished I had been a little more adventurous going to bars when I was younger. If I ever find myself in one again I'm going to at least try and cop a couple of feels, not in a sleazy way, just in a hey I like you way, and see what happens.

Careful user... Not all girls are as slutty as I am. And if you aren't attractive, odds are you won't sway any minds. Best of luck though. Here's hoping you get some.

I shidd'd farted n camed

Desperately trying to find some side pussy. I’m confident in my looks career trajectory. But man, I’m doing everything I can it ain’t workin. My secret is that I’m all over the inter webs looking for legit side pussy. I don’t understand how people have these relationships

Yeah fair enough, and you're right I'm 0% attractive. Just figured a slightly tipsy girl in a bar might actually want some action. I held these beliefs for a long time that girls were innocent angels who were trying to avoid sex in bars. fml

I'm a terrible husband. I post my wife's nudes on here all the time. I even gave out her name and got her doxed. I should have stopped after that, but I still post them. I want to see her turned into famous web slut and be debased and do depraved things.

If you're lucky, some girls are into ugly. Getting dominated by someone ugly to fulfill their desires... It's appealing, in a way. Moreso drunk. Personally, my biggest concerns are always STDs. I don't often go to bars either, but it is one of the better places for a hook-up. It's going to be hard for you if you really are 0% attractive. Still wishing you the best of luck in your endeavors.

i troll on Yea Forums

Catfished my mom for nudes

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>I even gave out her name and got her doxed
now THAT is too far. a good, depraved kink, but not one you should have acted on. you should have maturely talked to her and seen if she had any interest in being a cam girl instead of fucking doxxing her.

thanks femanon, truly nice of you to wish me luck after me wanting to grope a girl, lol. Obviously I'd try to dance with her first and get my foot in the door before just groping random women in the bar, that shit would get me thrown out real quick obviously.

Had no idea getting dominated by an ugly guy was a thing, in what way is that appealing? first time i've heard of it, but I can definitely oblige lol.

Actually fuck it, no I can't, what's unattractive is that I'm shorter (5'9) and slim, thinning hair, receding hairline, no jaw to speak of....nobody wants to be dominated by me even when drunk lol.

what does it mean to dox someone?

That's Lizzy caplan you absolute fag-o-tron. Is this some trolling or meme or something?

I don't see a problem with it. That's what we do here on /b

This.

I'm happy in my relationship. We get pretty weird with other people at least once a year. But I am dumbfounded at how people have full blown affairs behind backs. How?! I'm so fuckin busy with my family I can't fathom it.

I'm guessing you're searching because the bitch dried up. Seen that shit many times. I know married guys who get laid about once every three months. Pathetic. Good luck. But honestly, you should just leave the bitch and enjoy tinder without guilt

Well, don't actually go about assaulting someone obviously. I'll be honest with you, if your description is accurate, you'll want to go to sex clubs instead. Bars won't cut it. At least in sex clubs, sometimes there are blackout sessions (all the lights dim), there are masked events, occasional "girl in wall/other bondage gear" where they can't see the faces of their partner. Just depends on the sex club you go to.
>appealing?
Look up big fat man porn. Not obese fat, just fat and ugly. It's attractive to people for many reasons. Some people may just be attracted to ugly, while some might like the feeling of superiority giving pleasure to the deprived. There are many, many reasons. I, for one, like that feeling of being used to satisfy others. When they're ugly, I know they have been deprived. Just feels good and perhaps it's the masochist in me? I don't find it attractive at all. Not one of my bigger kinks either, so I can't really explain it I guess. Also, you're almost 6ft. Not that bad at all. Slim isn't bad. Know that bald looks better than thinning most of the time... Can't do much about your jaw though. Know that someone out there will be into it.

Should I post her full name with some pictures?

I'm gonna make a prediction.

Kys faggot

Friend b day
>we all head out to the beach for the night
>friends get super smashed
> booked a hotel because I was smart and didn’t want to drive after drinking
>offer hotel room to friend and his wife
>they get super smashed, can barely walk
>get back to room his wife passes out on my bed
>friend passes out in bathroom
>whatdo?.jpeg
>start eye fucking his wife
>leads to light groping, then heavy groping
>undress her and fuck the shit out of her
>didn’t pull out and dump an ungodly 2 week no fap load in her
>best part was in the morning I hid a spycam in my shower bag
>watched her realize she got creampied, watch her catch my giant load as it oozes out of her

google.
it's a terrible thing to do regardless of where we are. it's someone's life, and his own wife at that. i'm not surprised, just disappointed. he could have likely gotten more out of her too if he just acted like an adult and did what i suggested.

Nah. No need to make things worse

I hear you. Everything else good. I just need an outlet or all this sexual energy. I refuse to porn all day you know. I feel vibrant and thriving in this point in my life. Just sex isn’t happening. Shit.

I wish I could cheat on my girlfriend but I feel like I will feel guilty

>not having a wonderful open relationship
I feel sorry for you

I went to this pseudo sex club once where the girls were ok with you openly masturbating to them. They wouldn't touch you and no sex obviously, but it was nice to whip it out and jerk off to them. So, you're spot on about needing that in my life. I'd actually love to visit amsterdam and live out a couple kinks.

Ok, that makes perfect sense about it being a power trip to help the deprived, I can kind of see that and honestly hadn't considered that at all.

And I appreciate your support/encouragement, I really do. there is no hope for me but that was genuinely nice.

>google.
go fuck yourself asshole

literally looking up the definition of a word isnt hard kek. is it that much exercise to move your fat fingers?

Plenty of fish in the sea user, plenty of fish. Someone out there is attracted to you, no matter how ugly you think you are. Good luck.

No, op is a faggot

pretty sure your a fat pig

OP is always a faggot

last thread it was a slutty wife, faggot

thats true

>watched her realize she got creampied
Did she think it was her husband?

When I was 14 i found my 60 year old neighbour on a gay dating site, 2 days later I was over his sucking his cock.

I went over nearly everyday after school to suck him off

post video or it didnt happen

You're just boring, pussy comes to you if you're not works.

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>5'9"
>almost 6 foot

who gives a shit about 3 inches

find a guy 3 inches shorter than you and ask him.

What world are you on where the average woman is 6ft tall?

I love my husband, sex with him is very good, but I miss my slutty times at college, being drunk and fucking two or three guys at once.

Were you LISTENING to The Dude's story, Donnie?!

I wrote above: we enjoy weird sex with other people occasionally. I've had sex with probably a dozen women (generally with the wife too) since we've been together. It is a wonderful open relationship

Posted in one of these a while back about a thing i have with a married chick for the past 10 years. Didn't talk for 2 years but as always we found our way back to each other. And it's heading the same way it always does, so i'm in for some good times.

if we were talking averages we wouldn't be talking about a 5'9" guy

sound like good times

Shut the fuck up Donnie.

everytime i post my ex pics some friends of her by magic finds them and tell her about it (perverts)

Yeah, nothing like when you are so honry, wet and drunk that three dicks inside you at once is not enough for you. Nothing like when orgasm so much so fast you start losing the ability to think rationally.
Miss these times. I wish I was 18 or 19 again.

You know the rules, tits or GTFO, whore.

I am the walrus

husband doesnt want it ?

I live with my girlfriend and love and care for her but I can’t get over my ex and I often think about her more then the girl I live with

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I want to finger fuck my step daughter. Her body is incredible.

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Damn ya I’d let her sit on my face whenever she needed a seat

i can see why

We have rough sex sometimes, but it's different. I remember the crazy days, drinking like if there was no tomorrow, the one night stand sex with several partners. Wild times.

Yeah she's crazy hot

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would loved to see her dressed like that in doggystyle

how old ?

You’re out of your fuckin’ depth Donnie!

Turned 18 in May

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Ever steal her used panties?... I'd pay for a pair lol

Rough sex and wet and wild sex with multiple dicks isn't the same. If the hubby isn't into at least a mmf then find a few dicks to fill the holes that need it. Maybe you just need the wild drunk sex one last time.

Love to sniff them and beat off into them. Makes me cum so much.

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ever heard her geting it ?

I'm a peedo

Wish I knew where it started. At some point after middle school, i kept being attracted to that age and I think the style of dressing has a lot to do with it. Younger girls just look cuter in Abercrombie apparel than a mom.

I don't act on it. I'm not capable of kidnap, rape or anything like that, but I would be down with a consensual hookup with a girl 9-12yo if it were legal.

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I hear her masturbating sometimes. Late at night I sit in the hall outside her room and listen. She has the hottest little moans.

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I get it. I used to jerk off into my little step nieces panties aged 12 at the time. Smelled so yummy. I can still smell her when I jerk off to her today at 19.

Dude, you realize the plethora of hidden cameras available? You need to upload this cocktease to the net.

Hmmmm that would be so hot

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You blew it. The word you were looking for is "element".

That pussy must taste amazing. Wish I Could see her butthole, too.

You’re right, sorry Dude

I'd love to make you a sex slave. That's a fantasy for mine, having a sex slave gf but with a safe word etc etc. I'm not an extrovert but I have a dominant personality, I can't be bossed around

Love Halloween time

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Oh my gooood. Thats the only costume I've ever found hot and she pulls it off perfectly and Milla Jovovich.

Duuuude, tell me you have nudes. Even with her head censored, I'd take it

ONE school. I was planning to commit a shooting at ONE SCHOOL and they took my gun rights for life. How the FUCK am I supposed to defend myself without a gun?

Too early for me to jerk off, fuck

Came in my friends sisters face cream and on her toothbrush.

Does anyone here miss any of the kids who died at Sandy Hook? No? What a surprise.

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jesus christ
no underwear

Had camsex with many girls since I am married. My wife has no clue and I have zero regret. Never touched someone else thought

I wish. I just created a fake account to follow her Snapchat.

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She drives me nuts. Walks around like this.

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I jerk off to her every day. Enjoy her.

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snapchat asks for a lot of permissions
what's the deal with it?
is it worth it?

any hints of flirtation?

does your wife get a serious pounding whenever your step-daughter wears something particularly hot?

stroking to her now brah. moar showing skin?

I lick my own asshole

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I know my best friend jerk off to my girlfriend, and I sometime "feed" him with new pictures of her because I like the fact he fantasies about a woman that is mine.

It's worth it yeah. I just watch her stories. She is super flirty. Typical hot girl and knows it. I think a out her when I fuck my wife. I cum so much.

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I tend to do it after I've taken a shit.
Gets me rock hard.
Drink a ton of coffee so I can have regular bowl movements.

ever flirt back?

Came on cousin while she slept next to her best friend.

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I tickle her and hug her. She smells so good. And her skin is so soft and silky smooth.

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Do the same thing user, it's a rush. I'll usually try to coax a reaction out of them too, see what I can get them to admit they'd do to her. It's usually pretty fun

Hahaha me too. Just showed him this.

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>it's a rush
Definitely. I do enjoy it a lot.

I have been having sex with the wife of one of my friends for over a year. They wanted to try an open relationship, but after a few months they closed off again after he couldn't handle it. I still fuck her. We dropped condoms and she is basically nynex slave. Her new thing is that she wants a baby but mine and not his. We have a plan where if she has sex with him around when she is ovulating and wash his cum out and try to fuck me 2-3 times the week she is fertile. I feel like I am in too deep but I cant stop.

I am sure they are 27 and 29.

Nice pits. Can I jerk off to her?

I love when other guys want my girl. Have fun.

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Not that user but smokers are immature little cunts who like to pretend they are cool and isn't care about anything. I wish those losers would just Fucking due already

Rule only counts when it's attention whoring

Will do!

This is why you don't have open relationshipos with FRIENDS!

Everybody has impulses they can't act on in life, take care of yourself and please don't mess up.

How can you get your head so far down?

Love cumming on her tits and abs

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Let’s see them then

shes a 6 in my book

Less of secret. More of me just being dumb.

Fucking couldn't make a move when a girl I'm into found a way to tell me that she's single...

Basically randomly told me some story and the main point of the story was how she lied to a guy at a party about having a bf and it made its way back to her mother. (girl is 22)

so what're your plans for escalation?

Fucking faggot, gtfo with your grade school bs

Rule always counts cock face and it's always attention whoring anyway

How did u get to that number

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I want to kiss her

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body is an 8, face is a 5.

Actually, I give her a 5 overall.

I came to her, dude. Guy from earlier, thanks!

Dude, you need to buy her a late night mcflurry with rophynol. Don't penetrate but eat her pussy and stuff. cum on her!

how will this be achieved?

also tell me more about snapchat
can they be trusted?

I wanna kiss down that inner thigh, eat that tasty pussy

I’ve been fucking my friends pawg wife for about six months now. He has no idea I pound her ass when he’s at work

I don't think it's the friends aspect. She has alot of sexual energy and he is very controlling about it. I think him opening up the relationship and closing it got her a taste and she wanted more.

You came to Kirsten? That's very good news. I love seeing men check her out. Happens so much.
Yeah I just have an account to watch her. Don't do anything else.

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Yea, she is a bit of a chonker but dirty as fuck. She comes over on her way home from work and goes back home with cum in her pussy or ass.

how you gonna kiss her

Sounds like you may live in NYC area? (Subway ref.) If so, I will rape you.

Union guy here

What the fuck are you talking about

My gf and I convinced a female friend to let us double penetrate her. My gf used a strap on and we dominated our friend

Nice. No better feeling than hanging out with them together and knowing I’ve been balls deep in her ass a few hours before

When I was a kid I stopped with my family at a big rest stop. I went into a stall in the bathroom to pee and it wasn't until I was almost finished I noticed a hole in the wall, and through it I could see a guy masturbating (though I didn't know what that was). He must've been watching me pee because almost as soon as I noticed it, he stuck his dick through the hole into my stall. I had no idea how to respond, tried to push it back through, and he came almost as soon as I touched it.
I thought I'd been peed on and tried to clean it up. Never told my family anything.

When I was 23 I fucked my friend's 16 year old sister in his bed. She was a freaky little slut.

How did it happen

greentext?

I lie a lot in these threads. Not out of boredom but out of support for those telling their real story. Can't tell what stories are true and who posted what.

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He didn't make a bizarre assertion about vaccinations causing autism, the Earth being flat, commercial airliners spreading chemtrails, or vapes reducing IQ and then tell you to Google it after you asked for proof.
He used a word you didn't know, and you didn't Google it first and then ask what it meant after finding no results. Because that wouldn't have happened. Because you would have found results.
Fucking spoonfed child.

How do we know it's not a fag?

>Friend's birthday party
>Everyone is drunk
>Rural area, so everyone is getting absolutely trashed. People passed out or puking is common.
>Age range of the party is 16-25 because family members were around.
>Little sister is there. She's an athletic and tanned brunette.
>Friend and the younger brother pass out. Party is a little quieter.
> Me and sister start chatting in his bedroom as it was empty
>Admits she has a crush on me
>Say I have a crush on her
>Two drunk people who are attracted to each other in an empty room. You can imagine the rest

trips arent lying either

what do you mean parking for the day or in general. also stop being a bitch and get there early problem solved

>18

She's packed a lot of years' worth of living in those 18 years!

I fuck and probably abuse this woman who is more than twice my age, just because I love to watch her degrade herself.

Fucked my sister's best friend while my sister watched

Found the incel lmao

do you understand how gases work and how there is smoke that damages you health everywhere. stop being a bitch

welcome to how corporate positions are run, they're fuckwits who don't give shit about lower workers

I am much more of a considerate smoker compared to most. But your entitled ass is going to make me act differently now.

ages and mental capacity matters here user. also to what degree by fiddles. is he psychically hurt by this arrangement is he mentally hurt by it.

The facial expression tells me no
That would be dumb of me, screens sure but that’s it

try talking to them instead, they might be interested in you and you might not know it

Do something about it. Instead of trying to make change, you’re complaining on Yea Forums.

He's a (insert your favorite political party here). They're used to having their heads up their asses.

There is only one way to know
You'll have to suck his dick

fucked my sleeping gfs hand twice

both times she was a bit drunk, woke up a bit horny, put her hand on my cock and she automatically tightened it so I started fucking the grip, came so much. The second time it happened, once again woke up to her drunken sleep horny, put it on my cock and came almost instanly all over, don't know why it's so hot

Did you nut in her?

Only if he sticks it in my boipucci after. uwu

Yeah, felt great. Luckily didn't catch anything or get her pregnant so it was all good.

My own copy pasta from last thread:

I've wanted to fuck my friends wife ever since they were dating. My friend idolizes me a bit and thinks I can do no wrong but I hold grudges for a long time. He screwed me over at a job once and I acted like it was no big deal but I started plotting revenge some day. Later I got into social engineering and learned about keyloggers and such. I get access to his various emails and his computer. Manage to steal dozens of pictures of her over the years.
Browse Yea Forums and come up with perfect plan:
-Posted nude pictures of her for years.
-Made up elaborate stories about her.
-Convinced a guy on Yea Forums that lived in her city to try and sleep with her and gave him all her info to help make it happen. Which he did eventually.
-Convincingly left little clues that it was possibly her husband who had done it the whole time.

They just got divorced because the user white knighted and showed her archived threads with all her pictures and convinced her it was her husband. Also she met up with him and fucked him out of spite.
Now she's depressed and drinks often. I am her friend and she confides in me a lot.
I told her I'll be in her city here soon on a business trip so we're going to go out for drinks on the pretense of catching up. She's very vulnerable and I'm going to use that to my advantage to get her drunk and fuck her in every hole.
It took longer than I thought it would, but the revenge is gojng to be sweet.

>have wife.
>move back to home county for work for a year.
> have goth friend from school.
>she's a known slut with big titties.
>go out drink with her and friends
>she suggests that I'm "fuckable"
>evening ends, I walk her home because its on the way
>get invited in, talk about my marriage which is 90% awesome but is pretty much lacking a sex life.
>she tells me I need to work off my sexual frustration
>offers to help me do it.
>kissing begins, wild sex ensues. Have her screaming “fuck me daddy”
>we part ways
>she kills herself about six months later. All I can think is "well that secret is safe"
>six years later divorced wife on unrelated issues. She never knew. Also turns out a friend of mine was carrying a torch for the goth too.

OP never delivers

I want my gf to be fit and slimmer. She is not really fat but has that bloaty tummy that is typical of those people that never worked out.
Moreover I would like to fuck one of my horses once again

In a few hours, I am going to get a bj from an 8yo girl. I am 36.

How you find dudes to fuck? I’m literally trying to find some side push with nsa. What are you bitches even looking for

Don’t care. I’m just tryna fuck. Ain’t nobody got time to swoon and dance these hoes like you my nigga

Not only did I find a trove of nudes of my mum but it got me down the path of fantasising about my sister. I have fantasies of her being abducted, brutally raped and trafficked. The only thing I’d ask for is a video of her being broken.

I sometimes wish that I had never given in. I am a pedo, and have had a dozen kids, currently I have an 8yo gf.

Not really a secret but everytime my gf leaves the apartment for a few days, I masturbate about three times on the first day and cry a lot on the last day. This is the only thing I've got that provides me with a sense of cleansing. Just cried over this youtube.com/watch?v=7M0n8EIoAgY

Nice.

Last thread she was 12. Fuck, are you that desperate for attention?

Why and do you have stories? If so spill it

did you message him or how did you make your move?

I took traveling advice from Yea Forums and started backpacking around Europe until one day where I couldn't find anywhere to sleep and I was lost in a cold, damp, large city without knowing the language.

met an innkeeper and he alluded that i could stay in his cabin for a few favors. i was on enough xanax that i didnt feel as much regret when he had me screaming for 2 hours.

never not planning stuff through again, and it’s something I try to leave behind in the past.

I am bad with women. Furthermore, the urge to get off with guys comes and goes during different points of my life. I don't think about kissing them, just literally getting off.

The closest I have come to going for it is meeting up with a guy on Grindr. I knocked on his door, got spooked, and left.

Not spoken him in a 10 years, he could be dead for all I know!

So the full story, I was horny and I just wanted some form of sexual attention and it's way easier to get it from guys. So I started messing around on a gay hookup site, I had no intention of ever meeting up with anyone

I spoke to him, we exchanged numbers, the first day he messaged me asking to go over I agreed but backed out because of nerves, the second day I agreed to go over after school, I didn't back out this time, I just remember without thinking getting to my house and then just kept walking.

I knocked on his door he let me and led me into the living room, we sat on the sofa, talked for a bit.

I made the first move by reaching over and started stroking his cock through his sweatpants, he got it out and he was pretty big maybe like 7 inches, I started jerking him off until I felt his hand on the back of my head, I just let him guide me down. I gave a very clumsy blowjob until he stood up and started fucking my mouth which I loved and then huge load (and I mean huge) all over my face.

I cleaned up and he said he had lube upstairs if I wanted to fuck but I declined on that occasion, eventually he did fuck me, he had friends over sometimes as well, we did a lot of stuff to be fair made a fair bit of money as well

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I feel ya user

fuck,i am in the same situation. i wish i had the willpower to go along with this.

i've tried joining grindr and shiz, but I always back out.

did you ever feel regret at any point?

Found a stash of polaroids of my gf’s grandpa molesting her older sister like super fucked up shit

That face is 40 jesus

Nah no regrets, I'm fine with my sexuality, thing is what have you got to lose? If you don't like it no one has to know about it and if you do like it's so easy to pick up guys you can pretty much fuck whenever you want

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i can respect that.

was it weird going back home and looking at your loved ones in the eyes after you had just gotten sucked?

also, what made the first time memorable.

>Grabbed gfs sisters ass when drunk, she loved it

>one time gf was drunk asf and fucked her while watching porn, she was passed out so i just used her pussy instead of my hand, pretty cash

>came in her little sister (19yo) bodywash, love the idea of her having my cum on her body. Also smelt her used panties, so sweet and delicious lol

He never sucked me on my first time, it was weird going home and talking to my family knowing I had just sucked a guy off and taken a facial. I was really quiet that night, part of me was almost in shock, this panicky excited feeling stuck with me all night

But every time I thought about what I did I got rock hard and jerked off, I spent all night doing it. I guess it's memorable because it was my first time having a cock in my mouth and the taboo aspect was hot, I was 14 still in my school uniform sucking an old guy I'd never spoke to in person off, there's quite a few occasions I remember with him but that stands out the most

Girlfriends friend (pic) passed out on our sofa drunk on new years eve, groped and fingered her when everyone went to bed

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neat.

i once cammed with an older man from the UK while wearing a ski mask and i remember his deep breathing and words while we were doing stuff to turn me on.

do you use grindr? any precautions you take?

I started out cammimg with guys as well but eventually that wasn't enough

I used a site called squirt.org and I stupidly didn't take any procausions with any of the guys, I got lucky though

I want to start scamming guys for money but not sure how to start.

i used squirt, but the pay-model turned me off.

i might try it out on my trip to europe, though!

When? In 1996?

I use this whore for sex and I beat her under the guise of it being rough sex

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They have this really easy way to get a month of free premium, basically take any picture of a public toilet/changing room/gym and post it as a cruising location, if it accepted they give a free month

I used to let 2 opf my friends fuck the shit out of my gf when she was drunk, she still have no idea

lmao thanks for the tips.

now i shall continue debating between doing it and risking regret or going through.

Yea. It sucks.

Atleast Ill see her again soon, as we work together

you're retarded

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If you want my advice, just do it, you got nothing to lose

i think you are going to hell... or at least v&

I gave my sister laxatives without her or anyone else’s knoweldge before her debut in a high school play. My sister ended up having explosive diarrhea on stage.

Why

I had to watch my little brother get raped. It was horrible.

It happened when I was 16 and my brother was 13. Our methhead uncle and his friends kidnapped us and held us for ransom from my parents because they were insane. They tortured us and my uncle and his friends raped my brother multiple times and made me watch. The police ended up intervening and my uncle shot himself. Neither me or my brother have told anyone about the rapes.

MY VAGINA IS ITCHY AMD HAS CREAMY CHEESE INSIDE GUYS EW ITS ALL WHITE AND YELLOW AND STINKY LIKE COTTAGE CHEESE UUUUU I JUST FARTED AND SOME OF THE CREAM SQUIRTED OUT INTO MY CATS FACE HMMM LET ME TASTE IT YUCK TASTE LIKE ROTTEN CRAB MEAT SO DISGUSTING EW IT ITCHES SO BAD DO YOU THINK I HAVE AN INFECTION? CLUMPS OF IT ARE LEAKING OUT NOW

I took a dump in the girls bathroom sink. I had followed a girl in and was jerking it next to the stall with her peeing. I had to poop really bad though so I took a dump in the sink while the hot girl was coming out of the restroom. She saw me with my pants down and me pooping with a hard dick. So embarrassing

At least now you know who the better looking brother is...

pizza posting

WELL NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION I CAN TELL YOU WHAT IVE BEEN WANTING TO F=GWT OFF MY CHEST I LOVE BIG POO POOS BIG STINKY POO POOS ESPECUALLY ON MY FACE DRIPPING DOWN SMELLING LIKE STINKY WET ROTTEN GARBAGE AND FILTH I BELEIVE JESUS WOULD WANT US AS HUMANS AS HIS CREATION TO EAT POOPOS IN FACT GENISIS 7:17 SAYS GOD SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT HE SAID WE SHOULD EAT LOT OF STINKY SQUISHY SLIMY YUMMY YUM YUM POOPIES I DO NOT WANT TO GO AGAINST THE WORD OF THE LORD SO I WILL START EATING MY POOPIES AS WELL AS THE POOPIES OF MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY I JUST NEED TO CONVINCE THEM TO GIVE POOPIED PANTS IF YOU LOVE GOD MAKE SURE YOU EAT PLENTY OF POOPIES

yeah, ig.

its all about finding the right older man to do it, i suppose.

I'm a woman

When I was 14, I had a gymnastic coach, Mr. K, who really like me. Said I was his favorite student. Went over to his house for what I thought was an end of the year party. Was the only one there, I was the only one he invited. Let me smoke weed and Jager shots. When I was so drunk I couldn't get up he took me to his bed and raped me. He spent the next year groping and harassing me when no one was looking. I ended up quitting gymnastics because it was too much.

I was so embarrassed and afraid people would think I was gay I never told anyone. Fuck you Mr. K

Details?

About what?

Post tits

You did gymnastics, of course you were a faggot

Your boobs

i still post pics of my ex on here and say shes my current gf
i told her months ago when we broke up that i deleted everything...i didnt

Delete it now, get on with your life

I exclusively catfish girls age 13-14. I'm 35.

i don't get it why he would rape your bro instead of yourself

how do you do it? wich sites? asking for a friend

At the times, they were b cups. I think they're c cups now

This chick let her baby become a hero.

I matched with her on tinder while she was on home arrest. I didn't know who she was until she took her clothes off and I saw the GPS monitor.

After I fucked her senseless (and her begging me to cum in her ass, not her pussy), she curled up with me and started talking about "if she had to do it all over again."

Hearing my cum gurgle out of her asshole made me super horny and I went straight to her vag without cleaning off.

I gave a baby killer a nasty UTI.

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What does your brother look like?
How many guys were involved in the rape?
How many times was he raped?
Did they bend him over?
Did he try to resist?
Did he get hard?
Did he cum?
Did he enjoy it?

Because they were fucking method out pedophiles

i asked my gf for a break half a year ago because i was going through some pretty bad depression. It got to a point where it was toxic. I used this time to rebuild myself and get to a better place

She relented, but I told her that I would be okay. We broke up for about 3 months.

During those 3 months, her friends apparently set her up with another guy on a date. He made her his and they had pretty good sex from what I hear.However, they stopped seeing each other and that's when I asked her out again.

We have talked about it, and I told her that I'm okay with it since I initiated the break. However, I am dying on the inside between wanting to know/forget any details.

> What does your brother look like?
At the time he was short. He has pale skin with freckles. Be had short straight kind of emo styled hair. It was black. He had blue eyes.

> How many guys were involved in the rape?
5, including my uncle

> How many times was he raped?
I can't remember

> Did they bend him over?
Yes, they did sometimes.

> Did he try to resist?
At first he did, but then he accepted that he couldn't resist the strength of five grown men.

> Did he get hard?
Not while he was being penetrated. But he did when they gave him hand jobs and blowjobs.

> Did he cum?
Yes

> Did he enjoy it?
No i don’t think he enjoyed it

ok
you said "they tortured us", so what they did specifically to you?

ive been tempted...i cant bring myself to do it
i havent posted in a while...apart from today and yesterday..so i was getting better
i just like having a collection so when im old i can look back at the 20 year olds i used to fuck..or 30 year olds etc

What was he wearing?
Did he have pubes?
were his balls dropped?
How big was his cock?

soooo...youre a pedo

They cut my skin all over my body, kicked me, beat me with a wrench and cut off 3 of my fingers. They also made me eat my own shit.

went to sexy men, or whatever its called on here, found a a mark with a lot of pictures. Hot but not too hot. set up a ig. set up a profile on spotafriend (teen tinder) and managed to bypass the age verification by still looking under 18. Then just let it roll, i get new hits pretty much every day. some of them go too far and i end up falling in love. its weirdly given me more confidence to talk to girls though : )
No

Did they try to fit multiple cocks in his ass? How many?
Did you get to see cum come out his dick? Did it throb?
Did you see your brother’s orgasm face? Did he make a noise?

> What was he wearing?
He was wearing a black hoodie and jeans when we were kidnapped.
> Did he have pubes?
Yeh, but they were very minimal
> were his balls dropped?
Yes
> How big was his cock?
I don’t really remember. Like 5 inches?

> Did they try to fit multiple cocks in his ass? How many?
Yes. 2 at the most.

> Did you get to see cum come out his dick? Did it throb?
Yes and yes

> Did you see your brother’s orgasm face? Did he make a noise?
Yes and yes

Any more questions?

What's the best stuff you've gotten?

Can you DM me on IG @ganfhpinooh? (My catfish account)

Post them

lust after my sis in law all the time
i jerked with the dirty panties in her suitcase last time she visited and it felt amazing

Were your brother’s nipples pink?
Was his dick pink?
Is he circumcised?
Was his hole loose after his rape?
Was he bleeding?
Where did the guys cum?

When I was 16 I made out with and fingered a 9yo girl

>Were his nipples pink?
Idr i think so
>Was your brother’s dick pink?
Yes
>Is he circumcised?
no
>Was his hole loose after his rape?
Yes, it was really red and bleeding
>Was he bleeding?
yes
>Where did the guys cum?
everywhere, his ass, throat, face, body, hair

Story?

She was playing the part of a fairy and was "flying" aka being held in the air by a rope. She suddenly started screaming "LET ME DOWN LET ME DOWN HURRY" The back stage guys panicked and accidentally messed up the rope and spun her around. she ended up stopping bent over with her skirt up no underwear for everyone to see. Suddenly she started crying and uncontrbably farting. The gas smelled terrible and was loud. Suddenly she starts spraying diarrhea all over the audience. A combination of greenish brown liquid and turds that smelled putrid. People were screaming, she was screaming. It was fucking atrocious.She ended up having to switch schools because of the bullying she endured after that.

like what

phone sex and videos
we'll see, officer

Nice, let's see them

Well, just say that IG also works well, but older girls I guess

Let's see the hand then otherwise I'm calling larp

I once had sex with my best friend in order to have sex with a hot teacher.

has your brother ever fucked you during that time (be it forced by them or not)?

No.

Bump

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M or f
ages

What happened?

At the time I was 14, my friend was 13. Teacher was our english teacher. Offered to give us extra credit if we helped her garden at her house.
We get there and help and we both start fighting about something stupid. She tells us to shut up and kiss. We look at her like “wtf?” They she says if we kiss with our tongues, she would sleep with us so we do so. She then made and watched us shower together because we were dirty from gardening. We kept kissing and she told us to rub our dicks together which we did. We also rubbed soap on each others bodies. After the shower she had us lay on the bed with her. Said she’d have sex with us if I fucked my friend in the ass. He freaked out and tried resisting but i was much stronger than him. I ended up shooting a load in his ass in front of my teacher. The teacher proceeded to have sex with each of us.

>No.
and before or after that?

how long did it all last?

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We were with my uncle for about 4 days

Did you like fucking your friend?

Honestly, his ass felt very good.

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I don't think I saw that last one. Thanks. Was there moar?

how old is she?

Was there nudes too?

cumonprintedpics com/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=278792

Write the URL okey and you'll have it

I mean what's the best, furthest you got them to do in the vids?

my cock is happy

not old enough for sure

You're assuming she's hot.

She's not, especially if she's posting on Yea Forums. I'd expect her to be at least 200kg.

i made a grindr account a few months ago and met a small asian man...we lied on his bed watched gay porn and jerked each other off for a little bit but then i left...thought i might be bi-curious...turns out im not

After my first and only GF dumped me 3 times, I had no other partners for almost 9 years. She has been in several relationship now, even with one girl. The problem is that I still fap to her memories/nudes and the fact that she owned my sexual life turns me on so much....it's kind of a one way cuckold thing

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Hey now you know

>dumped me 3 times
What

well I meant we got back together for some months but then she would dump me again. This happened twice

well...there goes the thread

exactly..i just wanted to get my dick sucked...a mouths a mouth! but i think he wanted the same..so after 5 minutes of awkward handjobs i just left

All these faggs!
1.Did you get turned on watching
2. Did you get to the point we’re you wanted to get fucked or suck a dick
3. Did you touch yourself will they rapped him.
4. Do you now that it’s over fantasize that it was you getting rapped by all those guys.
??

I was on a booze cruise a few years back, met a cute blonde girl from Pennsylvania and spent several nights ramming my cock into her. She had a boyfriend or whatever back home, but his dumbass didn’t come with her on the trip.

After 2 nights of drunken fucking I found out she wasn’t on birth control. Can’t remember if I pulled out. Never exchanged contact info so will most likely never know how things panned out...

Please greentext this

I would have came fast. Love touching girls and women as they sleep or unconscious.

Don’t do it, user. If things aren’t working out try talking to her. Maybe you can fix things or maybe it’s time to go your separate ways. Talk to her and find out.

> Did you get turned on watching
No, I felt really embarrassed and bad for my brother
> Did you get to the point we’re you wanted to get fucked or suck a dick
No
> Did you touch yourself will they rapped him.
no
> Do you now that it’s over fantasize that it was you getting rapped by all those guys.
no

post them

we've all done that on this website...ive never posted full face or names but i posted my gf all the time..and all my exes
one ex almost got doxed..user knew where she was from but i never heard anything abiout it

On mobile so green text is a lot effort but basically got to about 3am everyone was in bed, I went downstairs to get a drink I was fairly wasted, I saw her on the sofa, dress rode up over her ass, tiny g string on, her tits out passed out.

I called her name a few times, moved her around but nothing.

Started felling her tits and playing with her nipples, then rubbed her pussy, eventually I pulled her underwear aside and started finger fucking her whilst jerking off, I stopped because she started to stir. It's a shame because I was going to eat her ass

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