Why does my voice sound retarded? Should I kill myself?

You kinda sound like my last fart. It was a funny fart so I guess that's good news

>nigger
guy actually sounds so white

my last fart shart in my pants

NEVER trust a stinky, smelly, wet fart user...they're all the same...

>Why does my voice sound retarded?
Nobody sounds like what you hear yourself when you talk

>Should I kill myself?
Sure, why not.

I'm literally 26 and have never sharted you must be retarded

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That's because you hear yourself in mono, not in stereo

what NPC kernal update do i download to hear myself in stereo?

not bad, but it aint the best. work on pronunciation

tnx

are u a chinese canadian or chinese brit? you sound oriental and ESL af

Nope.

This is me.

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you look like a good dude id be friends with you/10

how big is ur dick?

Funny not retarded

Wow up look black so that makes your voice okay instead of retarded. Hopefully you aren't bad in the sack bc you will probably be able to become a respectable black person one day.

also dont call yourself a nigger user we only say that about trashy blacks and uneducated ghetto rats

dont let nobody call u a nigger if u aint one

where are you from?

were you in special ed by any chance?

Yes you sound retarded. Yes you should kill yourself. But my actual voice sounds like shit too so no biggie

Wisconsin.

???

Tnx, user.

Nope. Teachers say I'm smart for some reason. I do have PDD-NOS (Minor autism). I was diagnosed at 15.

Youll never get a cs job with that voice

Have you got some guys balls in your mouth while you talk or something?

That’s code for retarded.

Hey OP, can you do me a favour and say
‘Lieutenant Dan, you got new Legs!’

why so serious?

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