Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch
Hey Faggots
Classic pasta.
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OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Yea Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Yea Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Yea Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares.
PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
Wow, are you actually proud of being the dude in the picture? I've seen literal pieces of shit in truckstop toilets with more class, looks and intelligence than you. And you fail in another way: your girl has an ugly face, and you don't show her body? You are clearly an idiot since we can rule out that maybe, just maybe she is a butterface. But no, all we see is an ugly face with a possibly worse body.
BTW, if you are in high school, then you will look old as an 80-year old anus by the time you are 25. And there is no way you are in college, because then it would not be possible to be on both the football team and the basketball team. So feel proud that you are part of two sports in some shitty high school, soak it up now, because as soon as you get out of that place, you will realize how little any gives a shit about the meaningless trophies or positions you held in high school.
I'd offer to fight you, but I fear that if I touched you, I'd be covered in an oily mucus secretion that your overactive sebaceous glands are obviously pumping out.
do you even lift brah?
John,
Ordinarily I would have chosen to remain silent; but you seem to have a massive credibility problem here. You don't have the build of an athlete at all. You look just as out of shape as I was at your age. I'm having great difficulty believing that you were the captain of your high school's football team or that you were a starter on the basketball team. You look like you hardly engage in any physical activity at all. Your black friend looks far more athletic than you. By the way, over the last 40 years, I've known several guys who played football in high school, two of whom played college football and six of whom are members of my church. They have a lot of dignity; your posts have shown that you have none. You're not fit to kiss their feet. I also seriously doubt that your girlfriend is real. Even if she were your girlfriend and I were still single and young, I wouldn't envy you at all. The sort of young women you seem to be attracted to are nothing but walking vaginas. That indicates that you have a paucity of values. Just empty inside. Probably the only sex life you've had is the cheapest money can buy. I've always thought that the wholesome look is far more appealing and sexy than the slutty look. If you think you'll find true happiness in the nightclub circuit, you'll eventually be disappointed. You have a godless life that will prove to be totally unfulfilling in the long run. I'd hate to be you on Judgment Day. I was willing to have a serious, respectful dialogue with you; but you're obviously as fake as they come and not worthy or deserving of any serious consideration. As an abusive poster, you're actually quite disappointing. You're about as formidable as your skinny build. You're not even funny. You're just a young punk with an angry look on his face that probably masks a deep hurt inside.
I went to the gym, its been maybe only a month. And what happened? First machine, maxed out. 170 pounds on the torso twist. But wait, I kept going, leg abduction, 290, just like that. Then that leg push fuckin thing, made 390 8 reps watchu know about that. I see the girls walking around the gym, some of them blink when they see me, I notice. But no, cant have me just yet, I keep powerhousing it. Every day, another 10 pounds, cant bring me down.
>I keep powerhousing it
who de man? YOU DE MAN
I spin my drumstick at your sir
desu
desu? u just sound like you're either a dude or a girl in heat
"giving up" on a guy just because of his music taste is absolutely absurd, i listen to a lot of the "mainstream" music you speak of, i'm black as well and talk ghetto for fun but that doesn't mean i can't speak proper or whatever you're getting at
i have a lot of black friends who have always told me that they can speak "proper" and proved it. any white person or person of a different race who lumps basically all black people into the category of ape-like retardation is basically just a close-minded dumbass
John, Why the fuck do you care what people do with their life? Is it yours? No. If it makes someone happy to do whatever they do why the fuck do you care, not everyone enjoys. sports. You have a stereotypical point of view about people. (but most 4channers do also which actually makes you no better tahn anyone else.) I go on Yea Forums sometimes. I have also been to 76 countries and travelled ocross the world, worked on a cruise ship, taught english, helped refugees, grown as many as maybe 80 pot plants in the forest in Washington. Speak 3 languages (spanish, english, and korean) Why do you think your so cool, calling your girlfirend your "bitch". Trust me, you have flaws too. Why would you think that just because I go on Yea Forums I am insignificant. I don't care what you do with your life, as long as you don't judge mine. Do you know about any political situations, ISIS, Scotland's independence, US vs. middle Eastern war death tolls, North Korean concentration camps. I don't see myself as better than you just because of what you spend your time doing. Go back to drinking and tanning. I have a train to catch because I am going on a business tour I have to be at tomorrow ( In Prague) I bet you don't know how to pronounce Prague.
I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Jesus being nailed to a cross in the desert look like a fucking back massage on a tropical island. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking guns you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your house when you aren’t home. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. You’re going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go to the hospital for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a doctor. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking time bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking car out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fucking length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself you bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you
Dear John when u go to work look round know one likes u it's probably worse than coz ur a American!!!
brazil where christ stands tall not crucified
Hey fuck you off dude, i'm Italian in Cinnaminson
Wow, stupid newfags ruined Yea Forums again. Way to fall for an obvious troll you stupid newfag. I remember when Yea Forums was good. Back before IDIOTS like you ruined it. When I could browse and look at all the hot fucking furries and get a kick out of "project anonymous" AKA anti-Scientology project.
Stupid fucking cancerous MORON. Get. The. Fuck. Out. I'm tired of it. You stupid retard. You fucking faggot nigger. We all hate you, can't you see? Why don't you go be a stupid moron somewhere else like 9gag? Am I right oldfags? Back me up on this, tell this guy he's a gay nigger.
Stupid fucking moron. I've been on Yea Forums since I was 12. I was "raiding the pool due to aids" since you were a diaper. Stupid bitch. Now please, do us all a favor and just kill yourself, stupid ass summer jock.
P.S. For my oldfags, shoot the whoop!
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
OH YEAH?! WELL AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN, YOU DIRTY ROTTEN LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT, BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME, AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP AND INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS IN A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES, BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS, AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISAGREEING WITH ME ABOUT POLITENESS. COCKMUFFIN
said im a god got disability
>gorilla warfare
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>gorilla warfare
Revelation 22:8
I, John, am the one who heard and saw these things. And when I had heard and seen them, I fell down to worship at the feet of the angel who had been showing them to me.
Listen dude: I'm almost 49 years old. I've been using computers since the original Apple 1 was in stores. In high school I used a multi-user BASIC system running on a Data General Nova minicomputer connected to 3 schools via 300bps modems over leased phone lines. The first computer I built was based on a 1976 Popular Electronics article and used an old Teletype ASR-33 as a terminal. The next three computers were S-100 bus systems running CP/M v2.2. Depending on your age, I may have been writing code in C under CP/M before you were even *born*. I've owned no-name Taiwaneese knock-off XT clone motherboard-based systems I built on the cheap, with monochrome (yes, the ugly-ass green-screen) graphics. I remember the original Mac looking like someone's idea of a joke to me. I thought Windows v2.x was the most useless thing on the planet. I actually ran IBM's OS/2 for a couple *years* and thought it was awesome. The only reason I changed from Win95 was because the USB support was virtually non-existent. The only reason I changed from Win98SE to Win2k was it wasn't stable on a CPU running over ~800MHz. I had an entire WinNT4 domain, complete with PDC, running in my apartment, while I was getting an MCSE.
You still want to call me "new", friend?
Check your Linux privilege. Not all of us are running it, and your overweening arrogance indicates to *me* that you're rather young, and perhaps aren't being totally honest about making your living the way you do.
>jesus drove a honda and didn't talk about it.jpg
Fuck you guido, good luck finding anything meaningful in life you materialistic faggot. Not all of us are fat, nerdy, no-lifes, and even those of us who are don't care. All of us are here because we enjoy it, so at least we found something in life that makes us happy, bitch.
Also, I happen to be a starter on my school's soccer team, football team, and I'm the captain of our swim team, so fuck you. And I'm not perfect, I'm really fucked up actually, lots of wierd shit about me people don't know and that's what makes me me. Being perfect in your own opinion isn't a universally good thing, and bragging about it just makes you an arrogant stuck-up fucking bitch. YOU on the other hand are a robot built by society to conform to what is accepted as popular, good, and perfect. I am a real person, who has made himself from the ground up.
And I don't look like a fucking guido, if that even is really you. And if it is, whatever was good looking of your girlfriend naturally was definitely lipo suctioned out back when she reconstructed her face and body into that of a barbie.
Fuck you.
pasta or not
at least i have a fam
>at least i have a fam
i have a farm, you spelled it wrong. what's your point?
your jewish barcode number on you Yea Forums arm fam posts?
hey, wiat a minute. what's that supposed to mean? are you calling me a jew?
are we not all family here?
idk, you think your a nazi that jews got justice on?
no, why the fucktard would you thing that?
idk, have you seen kyle lately? he's about this tall
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
did you poke yourself in the eye when you salute like a jew illuminati?
>gorrilla wellfare
missed it by 1. i had quad 6666 a bit ago, i'm satan's fucking daddy
wash it all away sad sad clown
hahahaha newfag detected
how many juggalos post on Yea Forums?
really? jeeze
old fag old testament, new fag new testament
everyone always wants to be an old fag
the thing is, i'm really worried that the new young juggalos won't support the same dope juggavalues that the original jugs support
red and white blood gang Yea Forumss up?
naw, 5 fingers
>gorilla gorilla
Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.
back in a flash, gotta get another jugga vodka mein los shizz
See? We're all scared shitless over this
just as an aside, a none boring story
>be me
>be 17, and hanging with a friend the same age
>what the fuck are we going to do tonight user?
>have you ate today?
>no, i ate yesterday. i've been drinking beer ever since so i'm not really hungry
>well i'm hungry, let's get some food
>the guy that owns the whole damn neighborhood also owns the restarant on the corner
>sneak up, all quiet, 101 airborne style
>kick in back door, it's closed anyway so no one is there
>rack up about $300 worth of steaks and hamburgers
>suddenly front door opens, it's the owner's son, who is also a friend of mine
>wouldn't like me robbing his dad
>we go to ground immediately, 101 airborne style
>he rumages around, we realize he's stealing shit too
>belly crawl out and across the parking lot
>when we get out of sight, fire several rounds into the generator outside to make it look real
>owner's son shits his pants
>i break into another friends house that is for sale, cook steaks in the oven dripping puddles of grease all over the calrod
>profit
Can you write my next essay?
just for shits and giggles, another on
>other buddy of mine, it's another saturday night
>what the fuck are we going to do tonight user?
>well, whatever it is it is going to require alcohol
>no wheels
>walk 4 miles to the beer store just over the county line
>17 years old, the owner thinks i'm 24 because i'm hugely tall and muscles
>he even has a system where he puts ice in a brown paper bag, a poor man's cooler
>get 2 twelve packs, start hiking back
>get to the afore mentioned restaurant on the corner
>it's across the street from the Charlotte Motor Speedway
>anyone that knows CMS knows the billboard in that parking lot
>i look at buddy, he looks at me. it's dark and we just know whe are climbing that bitch
>go up, start drinking, busting out lights, turning lights to face other directions
>after about 2 hours, cops show up
>user says, "oh fuck, we're caught"
>i say "just shut the fuck up and do what i say"
>go totally silent, 101 airborne style
>cops try to scare us into coming down
>cops then leave to con us into coming down
>user says, "let's run, the cops are gone"
>i say "no, they are just gaming us. stay put"
>about 10 minutes later they come back and threaten us again
>they finally give up figuring that we aren't up there, we must have left before they got there
>stay quite, don't move for another half hour
>climb down, break into restaurant, steal steaks
>break into that same guys house again, cook steaks in the oven dripping puddles of grease all over the calrod
>profit
>other stupid friend tries to be like me
>comes down from billboard the first time the cops leave
>busted
>dumb fuck
Anyone else not understand John Cena?
Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.
Since you brought up this, maybe you guys can help settle something for me. how do you pronounce kayfabe?
i've always pronounced it "kayfabe". but, all my friends say it's pronounced "silly ass made up shit that wouldn't hold the attention of a 5 year old".
to cloud matters further, i went to the wiki and they said it was pronounced "several greased up men in their underwear poncing about on a stained mat performing homo-erotic foreplay before retiring to the shower room for a bit of bouncy bouncy".
and what is it with BiggiE rassling again? i thought Tupac killed him 20 years ago.
so confuse....
ya know, for fucks sake....The Apter Mags used to maintain kayfabe when a babyface was over in The Fed, but when Vinne Mac started selling heel heat after the screwjob, the only way to get over was to work stiff on a jobber with a strong-style puroresu workrate. i'd hate to draw a shoot on a beat down blind tag with a blown spot botch that broadwayed some cheap heat to a double turn. but that goes without saying. to forgo the chicken wing and just shoot the bantam in a rest hold for sake of a bump would sell a vince over the top to heel a very mark one more time than to dusty the whole damn thing... it's just not good for business. and that's not smark on the curb step out of nowhere.
fuck guys, c'mon
fuck it, i guess we're all bored now. i'll go do other things
Holy fu k I've never seen so many essays in one thread
Top kek
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN SAY WHERE ARE YOU FROM
Cool post! I welcome you to my thread,
gonnareah wellfare
Only newfags call out other newfags
hey girl, femanon here! you have no idea how awesome it is to have small boobs!! you can wear those cute little bralettes, and you dont have back issues. youre not going to have suuuper saggy tits when you grow older, and you can sleep comfy on your tummy. optimism is key. it took me along time to learn to love my chest *b cup* but i finally accepted it and the guys ive slept with have never complained, they just suck away! remember, youre not going to please everyone in this world. youre always gonna meet some people who judge you, be it your boobs or whatever. If you want a boob job and it will genuinely make you feel more confident, go ahead! just make sure youre doing it for YOU!!
Why is Yea Forums so uniquely dogshit compared to every other board? I don't even mean the threads themselves, I mean the comments and the posters. The best way I can describe it, is despite differences in board culture, every board from Yea Forums to /x/ is on the same "wavelength," even /pol/ arguing with Yea Forums is on the same frame of reality
but Yea Forums...it's like the rest of Yea Forums is on wavelength A, and Yea Forums is on wavelength Q, the posters there are legitimately retarded, like the 40+ year olds you see trying to use facebook
it's Yea Forums. it's fundamentally dogshit to start with, and it just kinda goes downhill from there. Yea Forums is like the meat of Yea Forums that has been left out in the yard for a week and is a bit green with flys on it, but you still think, "well, maybe it's ok" and you take a bite and then spit it out. but you are really stupid so you take another bite and swallow that one. then you end up sick for a week. then you get fired for laying out of work for a week, so you have to live in mom's basement from then on. so then you just sit around surfing Yea Forums and molesting your neighbors alpaca with a football bat. then things start to go downhill....
What I'm about to tell you is the truth, NASA has built a device, an artificial sun simulator and placed it in heliosykronus orbit outside Earth's atmosphere. NASA technology is very highly advanced and they are able to cloak (hide) are real solar sun. Are real sun is not white but more yellow in color. Because the sun is 93 million miles away, they are able to completely cover the real solar sun, the device also has lenses that bend light like a prism, but hear is how you can see the real solar sun and the fake sun.
1.) You will need (2) pairs of sunglasses.
UV sunglasses with the darker tint on the upper part of the lenses work excellent.
2.) While wearing one pair of sunglasses close one eye and look at the sun, hold the other pair of sunglasses 10 inches in front of the other pair. Slowly bring the the other pair closer closer to your eye like a telescope. You will see 2 suns. One will appear white, the fake sun, the other will be yellow, are real solar sun. They may appear a different color depending on the tinted color of your sunglass lense. If you do this technique correctly, you will see 2 suns. The solar sun and the fake sun.
This is the honest truth.
NASA explain !
I'm 12, and what is this?
Hey guys, i got a guitar to, so I'm goning to start a rock group. Here's my guitar and I have learned a song already. I got it last Monday. How many strings does this supposed to have? It looks like there is a place for another one but no more came with it. Can i get another one that will fit this guitar? I don't know what it would take, and I don't want to get one that is to long or short. I know there is a lot of guitar players on Yea Forums so can you help?I also went to buy an aplifier but i couldn't fine where to plug that into this. Is that because it''s a Global? I thought thjat Global might match anything. Sorry, I don't know much yet but I'm goint to learn a be a band. Any help would be nice.
Hi Yea Forums.......Im new here. >_>;;
I was wondering if any of u knew how 2 register here........I dont see any place where i can log in. Also, why when u post, your post disappears from the list of posts? Why cant it just go directly to your post. Well anyway i wanted to show u guys some funny pics.....
[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\sleepy_cat.jpg[/img]
[img]C:\Documents and Settings\Lisa\My Documents\My Pictures\woops1.gif[/img]
i hope u guys enjoy them....also, please welcome me to Yea Forums, i hope you are all friendly and treat me well. :D
First let me introduce myself......my fav animes are Naruto InuYasha and Bleach, and i like listening to music (my favorite bands are Fallout Boy and Pink floyd, my favorite song is We Dont Need No Education by Pink Floyd). also, the power level is OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD madnes??? THIS IS
[color=red]SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!![/color]
also, how cum (lol cum) you have to attach a pic? how ghey is that? :p here's a funny pic i found the other day when i was surfing the internet. :cool:
Jesus, 12 and on Yea Forums. Yea Forums of all places.
oh god, trips wasted on this
ONFG, Yea Forums was never good, but this is fucking terrible
>Actress
>Artist
>Book author
>Social critic
>Singer
>Disc jockey
>Intellectual
>Therapist
>Martyr for Justice
>Teacher
>Role model for young women
>Feminist
>Advocate for world peace
>UN ambassador for peace
>Mossad Agent
>Advocate for womens rights
>Adult industry spoke person
>Political commentator
>Mensa member
>Actress
>Fighter
>Writer
>Author
>Designer
>Have 255+ IQ
Who can compete?
OK halp \b\
i''m trying to cook a can of ribs and teh microwave time is 130 seconds. it works fine until it gets to 100 seconds then it skips to 59 seconds. that's like i missed 40 seconds. WTF? want am i doing wrong? and what are all the sparks and shit? i saw ribs in a microwave before and they didmt make sparks. fucking microwave why wont they make a oven that just heats shit without having micrwaves in it? pic related, are these some new ribs that you cant mictowave? so confuse
Fucking gay. Go suicide
oops,k forgot pic. pic related
shit, wrohng pic. hang on
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ok, got it now
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dude, i've seen some of her porno. that should say nigger enthusiast
IT DON'T EVEN MATTER ANYMORE, SHE LEFT BECAUSE I SAID I WOULD BE DINNER AND NOW AND NOW ALL I HAVE IS LIGHTNINg ribs and they are suck ass and they taste like burnt metal. fuck my life
why will no one up here on the bchan help me?
She's not Mossad. I'm Mossad and she's never at any of the meetings.
fuckin dicks, all you had to do was give a bro a little help. now i'll never get the pussy
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it's 0542, i nothing else to do. wife won't be up for a couple of hours, my back hurts too bad to jerk off. whooooooo