How much times a day should I masturbate?

How much times a day should I masturbate?

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0.6

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twice a month and im good

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less than one but more than 0

the duffster says it all. /thread

As much as you want man. 5 times a day, sure. 5 times a year, why not? Nothings gonna happen if you beat your beat "to much"

Why even count when its all the time

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>using only one hand
pleb

However many times it takes until you feel satisfied sweetheart. Stroke your erect dick passionately each and every time, and let it all flow right out~

At least once day, keep the prostate cancer away

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I did it everyday for like years. Stopped and got headaches and urges for a bit but felt much better after a few weeks

That was made up by the Jews to keep testosterone levels down.

Sure kid, you just keep on thinking that.

Why not just have sex

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Once a week
Only on Sundays
Only at church
At least that's how I do it

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>have a wank and be done
>interact with females to get sex
geee i wonder which one is easier

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Maybe some people don't want to settle for a slam-pig like you managed to wrangled from the farm and into your house.

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This, if you're an addict.

actually, it raises you testosterone level. As you need TT to produce sperm, but hey. You could read that on official side, but as you´re an antisemite, you mya tell us more of them as part of the conspiracy.

And here comes the no fap basement dwellers cult

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why nofap when you can just fuckin coooooom?

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The amount in these dubs

Only twice in my life have I gone 6+ months without shooting cum (not even a wet dream). Those were some of the best days I've ever had.

You can't understand it unless you've experienced it.

77 Times a day it is

Once a day sometimes twice. If I'm having a bad day I can jerk off up to four times a day.

I can't even get an erection a day after I coom
How tf u having 4 orgasms a day

That's a bad habit. (and I have it too, sometimes)

I hate it.

I hope you're like 60-80+ years old.

Otherwise... you might have a problem.

Holy fuck, that was a sea of stupid. What a bunch of fucking retards.

You might be right.


It wasn't the best link.

But there more to it than that.

I've lived it. I know it. And I'm trying to get myself back there.

It's Dave Bautista

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as much as needed to get the poison out

If you've never stopped before... the first few days (and even weeks) are *SUPER* hard.

But you're going to notice a positive change.

Every guy should not fap for a few weeks - at least ONCE - just to see if it makes a difference.

Only degenerates wank.

I do. Every time I hang with the girl we do which is like 4 times a week. Still would jerk off that same day

only normals wank.

The enlightened abstain.

wtf look at these quitters and women itt with low ass testosterone levels

im a homo and i jerk off at least 500 times a month on the conservative side

absolutely estrogen pilled

low T

>im a homo
>500

good luck

you're goona need it

Go fuck yourself. No seriously, it's normal and healthy.

Get married then you fucking degenerate fag. I have and my lady has made wanking redundant.

A man of culture I see.

Maybe

I haven't been watching closely enough.

>30
>jerk ~2x/day
>and have sex a couple times a week
>I'd have sex more but she's kinda a bitch.

Join the cult, we're real men that deny our baser animal instincts for a false sense of superiority. And then chide every one else who doesn't think or act like we do.

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thanks
honestly i feel like thats a myth...how can you bend a fully erect nearly 8 inch penis pasat your ball sack and up your anus? it doesnt work when i try it
dad gays dont like vagina

You know what I meant, dipshit.

marry a tranny? thats less disturbing than a vagina but still pretty gross

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It would be in the prenup that if I ever thought they were being too masculine that I could just walk away and the marriage would be annulled.

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>It would be in the prenup that if I ever thought they were being too masculine that I could just walk away and the marriage would be annulled.

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COME ON WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY THREW ACID ON THAT FRANKENVAGINA

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yeah, it's pretty gross

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Stop trying to derail the thread.

We don't care.

It's time for bed.

its 11 am nigger

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where in the world are you carmen sandiego? its only 4 am in the states

You still need sleep.

The time of day doesn't matter.

Good man

>what r timezones
>math is hard
eastern europe

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ftm?

they still have to have their penis though.
none of that surgery shit.
I'll suck them and they can fuck me.
but no masculine stuff from them.
no homo.
they have to always be completely passable.

well by the looks of it... im not sure what u would call that

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Being a guy, and ejaculating from a dick, isn't all that special.

Stop larping.

Just be who you are.

how the fuck am i larping u dimwit

If you're not larping then you're challenged.

I usually go around 6-7 times a day, but my record is 33 in one day.

i agree on that, i am an aspie for sure

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Дoбpoe yтppo чyвaк. кaк ycпeхи в poccия? я живy в флopидa.

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>33 wanks a day
nigga wut

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do both, cum more, nothing stopping you

That's beyond me.

I wish you well.

>'ll suck them and they can fuck me.
>but no masculine stuff from them.
>no homo.
staaaahhhp lmfao

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go dobroe urself in the ass. go fuck urself russki. idi nahhui, suka.
im not some gaynigger slav. fuck russia

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Rolling.

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cheers

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Four.
Four times. there ya go boss .

sex the woman, and beat the meat.
all things in balance, yin and yang.
to much of one will make your life sad.
the path of true enlightenment.

>i-im n-not R-russian, a-user...pls s-stop
i want to fuck you in your cute little slav butt hole REEEEEEEEEEEE

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if its still runs white then you aren't done

not into dicks comrade nor i ever will be. u russians r niggers of europe

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Yeah, pretty much.

Take everything into moderation.

im not a russian im a russiaboo from the usa i thought i met my future husbando on a taiwanese basket weaving forum but it looks like ill be weaving solo still

dont break my heart like this user

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fine! i didnt really like you that way anyways! stinky jerk!

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8094422XY
X time per day
For y day

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user why are you being so mean? what did i ever do but love you

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let me touch it

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soo youre saying there is a chance then

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sure if ur into this shit

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>How much times a day should I masturbate?
>How much times
>much times
If even once a day, it's still more often than you're doing your English homework.

i mean id try poo play if thats what youre into onii-san but it would take some trust building...

can we explore light spanking and choking first? i feel like shitting on each other and playing with feces takes some time

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Based.

fuck trust. straight to this and followed by scat play

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>I stopped having an orgasm daily and felt much better
>if I had been having actual sex, I would have felt much better not having sex

Is there actually health benefits to masturbating?

ok...how hard do you want me to stomp on your cock daddy?

do we have a safety word? i feel like we might need one..what if i bust your balls open and blood and semen and urine explodes out of your cock like a volcano

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nah m8. u get the pain. i get to film and cause the pain. im not a bitch

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>that webm
dont tease me...im edging here...i wish you were here to beat me up and fuck me in the ass and then cum all over my face

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Idk if I'd be cool with anyone in my life knowing that they were not female though.
They'd have to be overly feminine constantly.
Very submissive too.
I don't think that their penis would be an issue as long as the rest was very feminine.
Facial hair is a turn off for me.
Not a deal breaker but I'm definitely not going to look at you if you want me to cum.

im not teasing. its the way it would be and no u wouldnt get my dick. im not a faggot. id only watch. prolly hire some dudes to do all the work for me

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>gang bang
>group beating
>voyeurism
i knew you liked me back user

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edging sessions two to three times a day and no cumming until you've gone at least 60 hours and then if not on intervals of sixty hours

ur not worth my time u whore

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user I thought we were past this cruel streak...your words are like sand spurs on a beautiful sunny day at the beach

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i dont do beach. its for women, retards and faggots. im white and ill stay that way

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well...do you want to go to the mall and look at the new vidya games and share a pretzel and maybe hold hands in the food court?

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now thats just gay af. i dont do malls nor vidya or eat pretzels u niggerfaggot
>holding hands in 2019
nigga u out of ur mind

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Virgin - 15 +
Girlfriend - 2 - 3
Married - 10 +
Married with kids - Your hand is your only friend

>Your hand is your only friend
if ur lucky

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As many as you need until the murder urge goes away, atleast thats how i roll

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0.33 times a day is good enough for me. i dont fap that much tbh, dunno why, really

well if you dont want to go to the mall and hold hands we we can cuddle on the couch and watch netflix and share some hot pockets

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more gay. lame

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well what do you want to do together user?

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nothing as i said before, ur not worthy

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you dont have to be so difficult user

go get your change your shirt and put some shoes on we're going to the go kart track. we can share a pizza and a large coke when we're done

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Jizz once every 100 hours best advice I could give maximum 2 times a week

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probably not too much
you still fapping user

n-no user

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ah well
hope you enjoyed playing with yourself

Just once, but make it worth it!

pizza is nice but i dont drink fizzy drinks. beer for me but that still doesnt mean we will hang out u degenerate

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well then ill just have to follow you around town until you give in and realize how much you and i are meant to be together user

you dont see it yet but you will after you get used to me bringing you candy and torts and beer

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thanks pal

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Not enough

kys

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Twice at home and once at work

a-user if you dont s-stop im going to start touching m-myself again...youre making my h-heart beat faster and my face is getting warm a-and my peepee feels all tingly

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I don't need to as I can autofellatio and use my hands to squeeze my butt cheeks as I am black & proud of my ability, kind of a handsfree kit if you will