Bye

Why do you want to kill yourself?

go fight against (or for) ISIS instead, die on your feet

all those will do is have you waking up in the hospital in agonizing pain

do some research so you get it done right

This, you're just going to get sick dumbass. Use gun or knife

youtu.be/l9VFg44H2z8
wash it all away dude

I got a shit ton of antidepressants and some illicit shit. MDMA, LSD, METH, other downers. Some K. DMT.

You think a cocktail of all of them would do it? I ordered a massive amount for personal use off the dark net. Just saved it.

Got MDA too. A few other designer ones. 2CB ETC.

what would happen if I did them all? Heart explode? Or I am the lizard king and get shot by the cops attacking immigrants in the subway for their beards?

This. Or SOMETHING positive. Not saying you should OP, but if you must.

Dudeski. Apart from the killing yourself bit, Tylenol is a REALLY REALLY REALLY awful way to do it. You probably won't die. If you do, it will be long and miserable. Even if you don't an organ might crap out.

Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. So don't do it. But if you do, deffo don't do that. Go wander the Darien Gap or skydive twice and don't pull the 2nd time.

pills are for pussies. guns are for real fags

Show face

user is always hard to go through it, i know, im there as well, been getting drunk since my 7 years gf drooped me, keep gettimg drunk, ypu will get over it

Take all of that and go for the high score

Go to K country and fistfight a grizzly
all you're going to achieve with those fucking TYLENOL'S is to take up bedspace at a hospital for awhile

Found trazodone, my wife's Ativan (8 pills). Cocktail here. Zoplicone. Whiskey.

Best combo?

user, I will be sorry to see you leave. I'm still sorry. If you don't do this I hope you can pull through. Don't do it with Tylenol though.

Surprisingly, the MDMA, MDA, and antidepressants might be the best swing for the fence. It all depends on the kind of antidepressant and dosages, and you'll still probably die from slow poisoning via kidney failure. Or dialysis for life.

Seriously, just take the MDMA and LSD, maybe the DMT and candyflip this shit out of your system.

I live in Canada. I know nothing about guns. Tonight ain't the night to figure that out.

I'm jobless, lost my family, and I'm a broken down alcoholic. There's not help for me.

I have been in a similar situation but didn't kill my self. want to know why? Not because "there is much to life for or because 8ts going to be better the real reason is to make it life for others miserable as mine was... And one day you see a guy who got it as worse as you and you can call him a pussy for thinking abozlut to kill zom self

You fufking cock sucking pussy

Hey buddy, listen I know things are rough right now but trust me as someone who has attempted before and lived I am so happy I failed. It might not seem like anything impactful to your current situation but just trust me, things do get better and all you need is time. As hard as it is you have to not focus on everything going on arround you and just find you, it isnt in those pills or dying for that fact. Just find the little things day by day that make you smile and keep those feelings close. Cheers user and keep on ticking!

Aspirating vomit. Drowning in your own sick. Definitely a shitty way to go. Or you wake up in 2 days covered in your own feces and vomit. We keep pitching better options, and you keep falling back on really awful ones.

If you're depressed enough to consider suicide, then consider this: YOU'RE FAILING AT SUICIDE. THE CONCEPT OF YOU COMMITTING SUICIDE SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE. MOVE ALONG.

One Eighthundred 273 eight255

You write like a cumdumpster and you kill yourself like a cumdumpster. Grow some balls, user.

Don't do it user.

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Meh, just get dressed, put your shoes on and start walking. Walk towards the most isolated part of your country. Just keep walking.

You'll either walk to death or right into a new life. Fuck it. Fuck em all.

Don't do it user stay with us

What part of Canada?

This might be a bad time but *not -> no

So she's single then?

Those won't kill you fucktard.

This fag gets it. Have a sammich.

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Why do you faggots seek so much attention.

Update. Still here. Rustling my whole collection.

Maybe antidepressants and MDMA. I have enough MDMA to kill a horse.

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If you really want to end it just get wasted AF and passout on train tracks. It's my plan.

Slow, painful death. Possibly weeks. I advise against it. There are quicker, less painful ways

Edmonton...

Goodbye op
You were a faggot but a good one
Your wife probably left you because you had a small dick, shes gonna get some nigger dick.
See you in hell degenerate.
Please actually kill yourself.

I've been broke, bad alcoholic, homeless. Not worth shit. Lost everything and everyone. Depressed as fuck. Tomorrow's another day. Trust me. I'm back on my feet. Pulled my head out of my ass. Quit drinking first off. Get out of the house. Find any kind of work. Be around people who strive to move forward. Best move I ever made. Don't give up my man. You can change anything.

Isn't illegal to an hero

Dooode, got something for you, not to go,

;) lemme know if it helped.

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Do the molly and acid and come out the back end, THEN consider whether you still want to end your life. Get some fucking perspective, man.

From personal experience I’ve done this and ended up in icu for a week. I woke up and I was in so much pain and throwing up what looked like coffee grounds I couldn’t take it. My kidneys almost completely shut down and I was minutes from dying. It definitely isn’t efficient whatsoever. I promise you.

Also listen to this guy. He knows his shet

dont die.

The other problem is that I'm about to fail the course work that i was working on to escape my job. It's all crashing down. I'm having seizures from liquor.

There is always help mate; It's easy to say "fuck it" and throw in the towel. Few of the good things in life are easy, you need to motivate yourself to push on, for the sake of your family.

You are drinking and depressed, remove drinking from the equation (much easier said than done), create some rules in your life (i don't drink at home), search for a job, build yourself again and before you know it, you will find the better version of yourself that has always been there.

I wish you well user,

Ausfag

Stupid cumbrain

hurry tf up pussy. an hero already

I could just string myself up on the doorknob...

But I'd hate for my kids to see it. They're asleep.

All your going to do is fuck your liver up and end up in the psych ward.

Don't do it, I tried killing myself with 180 of them and all I got was 9 hrs of seizures but not even close to death

oh noooo, how canai be so stooopid

Don't listen to this queer.

He doesn't know the truth: this is just level 1. Suicide is a short cut to level 2.

Trust me.

All of the problems you listed can be worked through, but it'll require effort. Stop looking for an easy way out

what school?

dont be a faggot. ride it out with the rest of us you pussy

later fucker see you in hell, i'll be the guy dual wiedling shields

Did OP died?

>hard DTs

Oooh. Tough place to be. Step 1 is dry out. Your brain chemistry is utterly fucked right now. Don't do any of the drugs unless you need a drink to keep the DTs at bay until you can check in somewhere. Canada will completely pay for your treatment.

Call that number. They can walk you through whatever steps you need to take. Solutions, not excuses. If you're man enough to take the definitive action of suicide, then you're man enough to take the definitive action to try everything else first.

Wise words

I'd rather not say, RCMP FAG.

Thanks for your concern, but you arent saving me.

Give me some final memes. Funny shit.

One last laugh.

EMT here I've seen a lot of shit. If it's not your time to go you'll get saved. No matter how hard you try the universe will save you until it's your time. Then when it's your time to go it'll let you. You'll get hit by a car going to buy a gun or some stupid shit with the note in your pocket. You gotta wait it out no matter what.

Why not go out like our friend here

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Before you go why not try all the drugs you can? Some are supposed to be amazing (e.g. heroin). Better than just ending it all.

OP here. Seeing this woman with a gigantic ass has convinced me to not commit suicide and to pursue a happier, more fulfilling life. My wife has decided she no longer wants the divorce, and my kids have forgiven me. Not only do I have a new job, but I get a 7 figure salary. Thank you, user.

Nah. Found a rope. Just gonna neck myself.

Goodnight guys.

Rape your kids then hang yourself in front of them. Scream at them how it's all their mothers fault. Leave that flaming bag of dog shit to deal with. She'll never be able to date again with kids that fucked.

Impressive. Even used tarp to save cleaning the walls

Stop whining and fucking do it already. Fucking children these days.

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Don't hurt yourself. We are all here for you. I created a chatroom: us23.chatzy.com/49692100322071

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aww boofuckinghoo. You wanna die? do it with some actual fucking grace and at least make your final moments the only ones that ever caught someones attention. Cut your arms wrist to elbow and write your last words on the wall in blood, not some shitty timestamp bitchnote on Yea Forums. Get the fuck out, we all know youll wake up tomorrow and feel completely fucking fine, cuz you never wanted to die to begin with

Actual op here.

Are you the fairy godmother? Lol.

But I deserve no more chances. The world will be a better place

Dub-dubs confirm truth

You just want to permanently destroy your liver and live OP?
Weird flex, but ok....
Retard.

Youd Velcom,
That's all I wanted to hear,

all shit aside,
what are your kids forgiving u for?

I mean, from the other instances of this conversation that are nowhere near as relevant as this part about your kids,

If u don't mind my asking

Gonna try to track me, copper? Nope.

Not gonna read the comments, but don't end it OP. If in the very least, keep on keeping on out of spite for those that have wronged you, if any. Be well

I'm not a cop.

Everyone deserves as many chances as they need, unless you're a child rapist or something

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that tarp was able to stop the bone fragments from breaking the window?

Who be the fairy? the guy who posted the pic?

I neglected my kids. And now we have no money because I'm a drunk and got fired. They're moving with my wife to my jnlaws.

They'll be better off. Trust me

Omfg that sandwich is the only reason I need to live... wtf OP... look at that shit!!

no, it was me, the guy making fun of the guy who posted the pic

It was fake.

Come in Québec to fuck my pussy !

Do you have a car?

I bet they'd rather have a deadbeat dad who's trying, over a cold one in the ground

We should set up a bitcoin fund to save op.

OP. You have a wallet? Post it here and I'll send you 100 bucks

Thanks for the chuckle, caught me off guard

My wife took it. To drive the kids to school. They're all gifted, so this will be better for them. No drunk dad to hold them back.

Killing yourself always seems like the solution. We want to escape this sadness at any cost .. and it might work but there's no reason to give in just yet.
I lost the most important person in my life just the other day, I've had many thoughts of killing myself as well.
Yet, as much as I want to kill myself I'm still here. Not because I want to live, or things are better. But I mean, if we're alive we might as well see how far we can go. It's not the time to go yet.
Even though everything seems like it's crumbling down, keep moving forward. Take a cold shower and eat some good food.
I'm sorry I can't help.

When u off urself how much money do you plan on leaving?

If u can understand me.

Even if they do leave u, shit can be done, the woman with the gynormous ass is what drives ((some))

what drives u ASIDE from My Wife and Kids? No pun intended

latter option, for sure op

you shouldn't kill yourself, give that combo a try and repair your paradigm. join a monastery and relax all day

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Can you get a rental?

Just take them all. Best way to confirm death.

That. Also, pretty much every single person I've ever seen that survived jumping off an iconic bridge has said that a fractional second after they let go of the rail, they immediately have the thought, "Well that was a stupid idea."

You're wack with poo brain right now, OP. That's where you start.

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such motivation, is it a boi pussy?

OP every option you mention sounds painful and horrible. Stop now. You can make life better, a terrible day is over with tomorrow. You lost your job? Go sell all that shit you have until you find another job. Get a basic job at first to at least have a steady income, then apply for a better job while working the basic one. Life can be shit, but YOU are only seeing it that way. I'm depressed as fuck, more than I've ever been, but I won't kms because there's still hope. You've been happy before, you can be again. We all started with nothing. But YOU make your world. Control your thoughts. Good luck

Maybe I'll do that and then hang myself in the shed. That might be a good way to go.

No. A real pussy :3

listen to this guy...ierl

Speaking of poo brain, OP should take some of his DMT or LSD and marathon Adventure Time

This

hanging is most effective without going anywhere

>this will be better for them
My wife's father committed suicide when she was like 20 months. Even though she didn't know him, it's an albatross that's hung around her neck her entire life. Your corpse will fuck them up worse than everything you've done to this point.

tits & timestamp, maybe if you're real; you can save OP

vocaroo.com/i/s0yFzC7B6ZIS

The world is impossibly hard. Either go for it cuz the world is awful, or stop bitching!

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Fuck yeah

We'll see.

Doggo goes first.

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That's where I had to strip off my clothes to save a drowning dog

BYE user! Hope you see HELL

you a poop butt
dont bully suicidal peeps mkthxbye

>We'll see.
>committing suicide

user, I...

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Maybe you should watch a good movie. And have a pizza. Want me to order you one?

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From porn addiction

Put lawnmower in shed with a folding chair. Fill lawnmower full with gas. Close shed, seal as best possible. Turn on lawnmower. For extra comfort, bring bottle of favorite booze.

Or you could face your bullshit and try being less of a faggot. The walking away from everything option is always there.

Those pills likely won't kill you but will put you in agonizing pain potentially for years. The cost in medical you'll pull down will deny several babies, children and loved people medical care.

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bro op you a poop butt

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Take everything you can and then run yourself a nice warm bath.
Spend your last moments drifting off in the tub or if you don't have a tub then just take it all and if you don't die fast enough you can do the blood choke suicide thing.

suicide.org/hotlines/international/canada-suicide-hotlines.html

Hehe

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too soon

youtu.be/kzwHs9PhJwY

YEEEEE booiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

RESPOND (op)

tylenol overdose is reportedly extremely painful and takes many hours to work.

There are better ways to go, just slit your wrists/neck in the bathtub with the kitchen knife.

Remember, it's down the road not across the street.

Nigga ain't drifting off anywhere with a cocktail like he claims to have

Oh yea Im about to jerk

Nice, I like the nip piercing

Shit OP, you don't get on dem K-bec tiddies you're a fool.

Hey faggot, I am not gonna tell you wheter you should or not kys.
But I know one thing, and hear me out with this one.
As soon as you take those pills, and you will know that you gonna die, you will regret, probably feel pain and be extreme scared.
Dont be pussy and stand for yourself.

Rescue Op with a few pussy shots?

Trips of truth

take all of them at the same time but just leave "i told u i was hardcore" as your will

godspeed ripper2.0

Boobs are a reason to stick around I'd say.

lucky motherfuckr you try to kys and get tit pics instead

>dual wield
Real pros two-hand a shield.

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>im not going to tell you whether to kys or not
>dont kys pussy

OP here. Where are these boobs from?

I like to think they're in Edmonton...

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OP please don't do this !!!

Before you die a painful and incredibly agonizing death by poisoning. Tell me, what is your reason to commit suicide? What has been going wrong? Tell us dude.

OP, this wench from Quebecerstan is here to help you. Drive to Quebec and get fucked!

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sleep tight

lol faggot

In Québec !

Or you could take 3 adville

Your actual perspective isnt tomorrow perspective. Imagine a 12yo kid wanting to kill himself cause some retarded reasons... that could be you in some years. Mind changes.

Your a saint ma'am, doing God's work you are!

Okay, thread consensus:
>go fuck Quebec femanon
>take MDMA
>take LSD
>watch some Adventure Time

Do it, faggot.

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we tried that but there are yellowfags or even op itself that doesnt agree

Read the thread nigga: he is coming out trans and getting his dick chopped off, but his mom is mad at him. And his wife doesn't want yo vs a lesbo. So he be all alone.

like his marriage

>Any better ideas?
yes
>pic related
This is the best advice you can get from Yea Forums...enjoy

Oh no, i've got almost quads

It's a terrible way to go user, helium would ensure success. But you know, whatever. I guess you might want to accidentally be conscious for your heart to explode?

shazém,

Fuck Quebec femanon. You have to now.

J'aime ces seins, plus de photos osées?

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come over to NM and breed my boipussy

I wish I could do all that shit right now, goddamn

breed my boipussy

That's the only reason anyone needs to live.

u here again heh

First of all you’re fucking stupid. Kys, don’t kys, no one gives a shit, but at least know that 500s come in an oblong white pill. And if you did have 500s all that would do is fuck up your liver to the point where drinking to forget how retarded you were for trying suicide with otc Tylenol is out of the question. Grow a pair, Buy a gun aim at self and pull the trigger.

Reading that makes me want to commit neck rope, never mind OP

op, if you killed yourself, do share

Alberta gaaang

Right. I'd think hard about stabbing someone to have that as a valid option. OP can do it for free.

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Just put the dog down. Cats let out.

Goodbye. Thanks for...you know.

See you in Valhalla.

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HEY SHOW PUSSY PLEASE!!!

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This. Also the reason they do pills is so they get attention and survive. If op was really going to commit sudoku he'd kill himself properly. (gun shot, hanging, jumping from a decent height, stabbing self in vital organ/s, etc.) If you want to look badass train yourself like that monk did and burn yourself alive without moving or freaking out.

CAN YOU SHOW TIMESTAMP AND PUSSY?

bye

user has clearly never been suicidal...

Fuck off, new friend. We dont need you here.

Fix yourself. Don't chicken out you coward. Fuck you

youtu.be/HTzGMEfbnAw

how do we know this isnt fake

Oooh la la, très agréable.

WAIT ARE YOU A GIRL?
SHOW us PUSSY OR DICK FIRST PLEASE!!!

go to bed scott the Frownies wont save you

If you meant put down as in murdered, fuck you. I bet that pooch showed nothing but love

lol shut up you whiny bitch. CRAWLING IN MY SKINNNNN

Just slit a vital artery faggot

Tu es clairement pas du Québec a voir ton écriture de queue

xD you are in the same threads im in lately french nigga xD

>no livestream
Awful.

SHOW US YOUR DICK user

Nah niggas, I was using Google translate haha

OP??

Not op, but where could you even livestream these days? Asking for a friend.

Twitch, Mixer, DLive....

Do t do it. So much to live for. Atleast go on a vacation first

Twitch. Do it fast and let it run.

well no matter the outcome with OP at least I came. thnx

Fake way to get attention meh

He is. A permanent one. Lol.

He sounded gay. Let him die. At least he was an incel and had no kids.

I hope you die instead.

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Bye OP. See you on the other side, I would be coming soon aswell

xDDDD
Lying nigga xD

>I got a shit ton of antidepressants and some illicit shit. MDMA, LSD, METH, other downers. Some K. DMT.

>Edmonton

Can I have the rest of your MDMA/LSD/DMT?

>I live in Canada. I know nothing about guns

Thought you were a 'Berta Boy

Au plaisir !

This thread was brought to you by McDonald's.

I'm lovin' it.

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HAHAHAHAHA

Tim?

Overdose is the least effective way to die. Most likely you will cause a fuckton of health problems and live in constant agony for a few months

shit man, if i had a hockey team as bad as the oilers i would be considering suicide too

Centre for Suicide Prevention
Suite 320, 105 12 Avenue S.E.
Calgary, AB T2G 1A1
T: (403) 245-3900

Call and talk to someone. No woman and no job is worth dying over.

No, this is Patrick

>No woman is worth dying over.
Except for Hayley Atwell

I just called and they called me a fag and told me to stop being s pussy and do it.

Or if you had to die to save your daughter or something

God will not forgive suicide, Repent sinner.

Nah, that's stupid. Fuck off.

My fat ass thought they was skittles

I wish you an eternity in hell for killing your dog you pathetic fucking faggot, complete waste of existence. I hope you bleed out for hours and hours to the brink of death only to be revived yet paraplegic and alive for at least 100 years. absolute fucking pussy

Enjoy waking up tomorrow with kidney failure and still being alive.

Well, guess I just found the incel

it wans't dat fonney

You found yourself and are bragging about it, good job.

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It looked like a hampster, to be fair.

I can drive over with a bottle of moonshine and some weed.

Out of curiosity, why are you worried about saving extra pills? It's not like the leftovers will be usable, they will be thrown away.

"No, u" that's what you sound like

Who cares what anything sounds like to you? You'd hear "I just shit my pants" and think "Delicious."

Wasn’t hard to notify your local emergency services. I really hope you let them in and speak to them when they arrive. I wish you the best OP.

Don't do this shit. Go to your parents and wast their money with alcohol.and crack. spend ur days on Yea Forums.. be badass man.

Only when I'm thinking of you, doll

Youtube exit bag. Painless cheap guaranteed
Your welcome.

Youre a noble man.You have just saved a life tonight

>i'm getting blown out harder than grandma's rectum so i'd better try to be funny
Wow, we're friends now.

>You have just saved a life tonight
Unless he dies.

uWu

Great looking boobs, and it looks like you have nice curves. Would you be available to go out for dinner this weekend?

Can you lick one of your nipples for user?

don't do it. things get better

Out of curiosity, how would they find him? All we know is a city (I think)

Wat

See you in hell my friend.

Suffer you bastard

kek, heres the greentext

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I just farted really hard and I might have awoken my neighbor.

DO NOT KILL YOURSELF.

I didn't read the thread, only the thread starter. Life is fucking bonkers, you should be here to see how things play out. If WW3 happens we'll all die anyway together. If you feel alone at least fine comfort in that.

>If WW3 happens we'll all die anyway together
Why would anyone want to die with you?

Where are you living ?

If i dont want you to die, there are at least millions like me
If you can contact your family
Or join the army
Dont kill yourself i dont want you to

>i dont want you to
How would you even know he did? Why is that supposed to keep anyone alive? These vapid Hallmark platitudes don't do any good for anyone. Please stop pretending you're helping.

Cross reference / fact checking info he gave out. Had just enough info to notify the Mental Health Helpline in Canada. Then gets forwarded to Local authorities who most likely check employment history at said job, get recently fired employees, was also most likely offered counseling to help with depression after being fired. Then they go from there

Let user knows.........

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Reddit spacing.
An hero.

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Interesting, thanks

Helium. Easy rented for balloon parties

East coast U.S. You?

I don't give a fuck if they want to or not, consent has never mattered to me

XD WOW, you're a real 4channer now!

Red pill harder you faggots.

Pharm tech here. This dude is right. Please make sure you know what you’re taking.

I thought a be-heading video made you a 4channer

Wait. You just got a get out of jail freecard. No wife, no kids, no job, no responsibility. Just take off somewhere cool.

Some femanon came through when OP was a faggot.

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Hey op, I live on centre street near the 16th. I can come take a look if you want.

Meanwhile, if you want to kill yourself, do it on the c-train or buy some helium, you will just burn your stomach hardcore if you do that with pills.

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Hortons?

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Not OP but this song is phenomenal, thanks for posting

Shotgun is the only effective way. You have to be pants-on-head retarded to fail a shotgun suicide. Pills just get you a bunch of puking and some liver damage.

Your choices:
>down some pills in a cry for help, puke, fuck your liver for good
>buy a shotgun like a man, and kill yourself in the woods where no one has to clean up your brain chunks
>clean yourself up, stop crying, and be a real man instead of a little bitch

Agreed!

b saves the day again

Take all of them, you got nothing to lose anyway!

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Gun control...

OP someone is so adamant on you living their showing you their tits

This right here OP, you can look at it as a fresh start

OP died before seeing TGFO! SAGE

And please describe what youre doing by being an edgelord faggot on Yea Forums, not even attempting human decency. This place is just scum because yuoure all cowards who hide behind anonimity, but are too afraid to put a name to your pitiful words.

His name. Is Robert Paulson.

OP

I swallowed 170 sleeping pills (tylenol PM) and injected 400ML of my moms insulin.

Woke up the next day and felt drowsy for like a week. Then I got better.

Buy a gun, is what i'm saying. Don't be a faggot.

>but I can't afford a gun

Then get a job. Socialize. Meet people. Stop taking everything so fucking serious. Stop being your own worse critic. Take time for yourself and remember to think things through. Maybe when you've got the money saved up for the gun you won't even want it.

>Op is a fag

If you don't care about your life, you've got nothing to lose now.

So rather then doing something someone with pronouns in their bio claims they'll do, go do something that's actually interesting, and share that.

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That's the way to go. Run into gun fire from some turban jockeys and be both dead and awarded the Medal of Honor

>feeling suicidal, haha, go out and explore the world then! Nobody's ever thought of that before

It's a mental disorder. The thought process is "I want to stop being in pain" not "I don't care about life anymore"

>but that doesnt make sense to meeeee! you mean "dur world is now ur oyster" copypasta make no sense here?

Yes. That's what that means. Everybody gets sad, and so they think they understand depression. Depression is not sadness. It's a mental disorder. You can not "get it" anymore than you can get being schizophrenic, psychotic, being a sociopath , etc...

Dude it's been hours either fucking do it or don't.

this

>I want to stop being in pain
>has endorphin-dump-in-a-pill and several perspective alterers

Yeah, nah, still takes a specific myopia to not see other escape hatches.

op, listen to me, damn it: there are people out there who have endured so much more and still decided to crawl through the wreckage of their lives and live to tell their story.
>lost my father to a blood clot when I was 9 years old
>endured a lot of verbal abuse from certain family members
>older sister went through a horrible alcoholic phase and witnessed two of her suicide attempts
>lost my childhood home because my mother gambled
>deal with panic and anxiety on a daily basis for years
>just recently was diagnosed with testicular cancer that spread to my lung
>the chemo used to cure it nearly killed me and I've been sick the entire year
if I can go through this hell, you can too. don't you fucking dare kill yourself.

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What kind of jew do you have to be to contemplate how many pills are required to commit suicide? Are you bargain shopping for the void? Get a decent buzz on, 30% shit or higher, gulp however many you can handle, which is probably a horse cock's worth at a time, and stop being a burden forever.

Buy you a handsome grenade an d stick it right on your ass. Bang pussh that pins out. And ran out on fuel post. Mtfk. In time.

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if your still the bro at me on kik I'm from edmonton let's talk dude chrischrischris100

These wont kill you and will just fuck your liver up and be painful. Shoot yourself in a hospital parking lot and donate your body parts and help someone not feel the pain you are about inflict on everyone that loves you.

I've an idea. buy on amazon/fallout a Fat boy nuke . That's already fit into your hole. And run into a gas station zone.

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Hey op I just wanna share my suicide attempt
Took 40 xanax some opiods some were laced with fent downed it with vodka
I died but got revived in the ambulance
Dad found me suffocating on my vomit
Woke up next day normal
If I where you I'd do a fuck ton of mdma and mda and down it with strong liqueur if you take acid with this I feel your have a horrible death feeling everything going bad
Also you should really just take a bunch of molly and candy flip think things out your better user it does get a little better the longer you live I promise you