No ylyl?

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Kill yourself.

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All of these are shit

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Drawing her would probably be sexual assault by today's standards.

I dunno about assault but I definitely don't want some gross nerd drawing me

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I'm slippin'. Forgot her name.

Sigourney Weaver is pretty ripped for an old lady.

it'd be treated like an upskirt photo

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Riley Reid

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Scholar and gentleman.

Underrated

I work at a porn store. It's part of the job.

I really, really like this image.

Why is the captcha here SO much faster than Grindr's?

I remember when YLYL threads were funny.

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God dammit fuckin lost

Lying dubs

God's trying to tell you to quit being a faggot

Yeah, I used to laugh in these threads. Nowdays they're intentionally unfunny

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checkmate libtards

Fucking lost

lol. that fake bitch wasn't even real. she existed alright, but she didn't write shit. That diary was just population programming to make everyone beleive in the holocaust.

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Can't you just let people laugh?

This is factual not funny?

Wait what?????

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Lost at Gook Nukem. That made me laugh a lot more than I'm proud of. I'm going to clean up the coffee now.

But he does get the reference. Bad missionary!

is that a guy?
laughed still.

So, he goes on missionary trips, but tells people to kill themselves? What?

this is the internet.
somebody should make a song with that title.

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cucking hell

what kind of fucking plan is this anyway

Jfc that's the saddest most beta story I've ever read

this really touched a nerve because it could easily have been me :(

that is honestly some lazy ass photoshop.

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This level of autism not being able to spell Quran.
and still having enough dumb shit balls to post this trashy shoop.

I thought The Brotherhood rid The Commonwealth of your kind...

This is my oc, you're welcome.

RIP in peace

Shut the fuck up, nigger

Well get the fuck over it, you dont own the photons that happen to bounce off your body.

lost thanks

i need it

best meme of 2019

Ok sorry have a nice evening

Also, thanks for sharing my shit you ball licking faggot.

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That's
gonna be an oof from me, dawg.

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There are many ways to spell it you incel

>spic hating slavs
Not so unusual

that phrase is my OC

Two types of people.

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F

fuck off

What the fuck did you just fucking say to me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

It's time to kick ass!

Pride is a sin?

lost

/b == history channel ?

> I don't eat hotdogs

I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. I was eating it in my vehicle in the parking lot and listening to an audiobook when I glanced up and saw the McDonald's worker I ordered outside having a cigarette.

She waved at me and I nodded and had to wait 7 minutes before she went back inside and I could eat in comfort again. I don't think that employees should be bothering or even trying to socialize with customers outside of the McDonald's restaurant or drive through, but that is another story.

I went to McDonald's for dinner tonight and got a McChicken combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side. As I was driving to the second window the same girl was still working. She was acting somewhat obsequious and attempting small talk when she asked, 'why don't you come eat inside instead of in the parking lot where it is cold'.

That really bothered me for many reasons. First of all, I don't want my routine or actions to be tracked by a fast food employee. Secondly, she should not try to tell me how I should live my life. I do not want to eat inside because I find it less comfortable and would much rather be inside my vehicle listening to an audiobook and enjoying myself and my privacy.

Overall, I think it was very unprofessional to bring this up. I should have a clean slate with each drive through visit, not have to get the third degree because I committed some sort of faux pas. Which I don't think I did, because I often see people eating in fast food parking lots. How does she know I am not busy going to work or somewhere in a rush?

How do you feel about eating in your vehicle in the parking lot of a fast food restaurant versus eating inside the restaurant?

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well, thank a you, cowboy.

lost
I didn't know this was a yl/yl. :*

I haven't heard so much bullshit since Hillary ran for presidency. Lmao cool off you fuxking normie

IT GOES REALLY FAST!!!
youtube.com/watch?v=HzVfM1TQaJA

Yup

Hillary is about 110% better than trump you fucking idiot

you gonna need better bait than that sweety

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I was gonna' throw a "clean your room" synonym in there just to throw off expecting faggots off the trail but I decided against it..

>Mfw I'm not even American.

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>Why can't we team up

I regret to inform you that you've been bamboozled.

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

I really hope this is a shit post, but if not, oh boy are you socially autistic.

Well he's not white, so in Canada if he finished the drawing and then raped her or ate her, no problem. If he was white, brandishing a phallic symbol rape-pencil would be pencil-rape, so 25 to life, no parole.

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best president ever though

least embarrassing at least

fucken saved

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I like this...works in either direction on the political spectrum.

These are great

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yeah you probably shit sitting down like a good cuck

the steamy sex part always gets me

im stealing it

Howdy

For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.

One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".

Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.

I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

howdy pardner

uhhhhhhhh… I don't get it

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Watch the vidya from the new zealand hero

Shut up faggot

I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at McDonald's, orders some fucking thing that is not even on the menu, argues with the person behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big fucking titties, then I fucking order something, and I leave without the item or paying because FUCK McDonald's, I aint got time for your fucking shitty excuses, like i couldnt give a flying shit if your dick is stuck in the frozen fanta machine!!!

Poles evolved into toasters?
Women evolved from arabs?

Check czech!!!

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Fucking kek, someone screen cap this

that's for betraying alexandria and joining negan

Well ripening.

nah im good

in reality this guy has to get McDelivery because he stutters when he orders a big mac

bruh too soon

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Who?

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Honestly I would stopped cooking the curry after that comment

It’s not like you don’t have google but it’s Glen Danzig, the singer from the Misfits and a cool musician on his own at 5’6”.
‘I raped your mother today
And it
Doesn’t matter much to me
As long as she’s spread’

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>Negro being above toaster

Who?

what

Fucking lost
kek

Number one on the list of the 7 Deadlies.

Fuck you fucking disgusting KIKE LORD. Stop being a negative Nancy you disgusting glutinous hoglike shemale raping prostitute.

>There are 10 types of people in this world.
>Those who know binary.
>Those who don't.
>And those who didn't see a tertiary joke coming.

WELL HOOOOOW-DEE!

:) I think you'd keep making my curry if you knew what was good for you, buddy.

I hope she's fucking dead and that this guy found someone else. Roastie cunt.

Beta as fuck.
Unironically just start beating the shit out of him at that point. That's your only option.

It's okay to be an edgy teen. Faggot.

Howdy

Chew*

That's so wrong. Free shit is only for the ultrarich!

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Cringe.

Imagine wanting credit for meme. Holy cuck.

Fucking sad truth..

Underaged faggot.

Hail the tsar

Think she wanted the dick user.

god I love this image so much

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but do the detention centers have swimming pools like Auschwitz?
I bet they don't

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oof

lost

Is that the gay blow job that everybody seems to recognize?

>the ultimate price
fucking kek

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the very same

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>cooking curry for your crush's bf
alpha as fuck

I recognize that gay blowjob and those trips

Awkward pasta, i still wonder about the guy who originally made a thread about it, creep fucker

Congrats. Funniest thing on here.

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it's social anxiety and autism in its purest form

Imagine being this new.
Let me fix this.
>what cool old pasta is that? I was too busy being an annoying faggot to remember.

Based

I'll pay anything

File name->Pipelines

Those rain clouds might

Honestly the shit on Reddit is way better than what s in this thread.

who let you out of containment?

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post something funny then retard

Yeah I'd take that over having a mental illness.

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Hit me with that sauce

fucken saved

That took me through an emotional rollercoaster I wasn't ready for

Cringe.

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Makes sense to me.

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>building fake things for show never happens
Open your eyes

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>the British
Riiiighhhhhttt.

today's submarine cat arrival to save the day! Ahoy!

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Ikr :s

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This isn't an eagle

>day's submarine cat arrival to save the day!

sad

Doubt this guys will live long enough to have childrens

this

Funniest post

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Explain in detail how, dipshit

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I dunno why, but these give me a solid giggle.

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> do you know, why can't we team up?

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something familiar in this photo

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>forklifts
fukking kek

lost

Does that include white pride?

Weird that she wrote her diary with a ballpoint pen before they were invented, kike.

removed the gay shit

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Except that it was originally a water reservoir for fire fighting and no Jews, only the guards and staff were allowed to swim in it.

That’s because you’re a retarded street shitter

This post is the true autism

Fuckin little johnny. classic.

i bet you think that 6 million kikes got nuked as well

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kek

Lol, super chris kyle is raging from behind his mother's keyboard. Do her a favor and clean the spunk off of said keyboard after you're finished fapping to you trap threads.

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You'd better be so you could fuck my asshole. I'm waiting, Ken...

He wrote "fuck off".

Why would you post this again

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Can you post a higher res version so I can read it?

this dudes gonna end up shooting them both then himself.

lost

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:D

Pasta

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most embarrassing if you consider the fact that he is a nigger

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"Glen(n)"

god i wish that were me

Hilarious death.

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Why is the doctor Morrissey though?

why doesnt the faggot just let go?

this post made me want to punch the op that made it and that stupid bitch

white dude didn't even log out.

Not this stupid shit again

I've wondered that myself every time this is posted. He's distractingly Morrissey-esque, to the point that it interferes with the joke.

I'm happy I wasnt the only person who remembered that perticular copypasta. Was worried for a moment.

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Nice recongnizable gay blow job trips

It's loss

Are you 5?

No.

is he ded

Fuck, lost.

lost

How do the Japanese come up with this shit? They are endlessly perversely creative.

nerve gas

Aw, look at this lil champ just gorging on free pasta

rolleroaster story

No prob :) just gimme a sec

>Filet-O-Fish
Glad I'm not the only person who likes these, my wife thinks its fucking weird I go to McDonalds and get a fish sandwich most of the time.

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>sneak increased: 69

how come the black guy didn't get kill?

You guys aren't incels. You're just dense.

Yep.

Is this bait?

Kill yourself, please.

Kill yourself

Thanks fren

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Fuck you.

MOTHER!

It would be weird having those tattooed eyes looking right at you while you're trying to suck her dick.

dhaba hibba nebba gah mah naaaay

oooohhh muthaaa

Filet-O-Fish is the best thing on their menu. But I think it is better with no cheese and double-tartar.

Lost at the file name

And the only difference between him and you is that he actually goes out and does things to help the less fortunate.

I'd vote for him if he actually had the balls to say this on TV

You shut up about that, or I’m gonna be eatin my cereal out of the bottom of your fucking skull. verstehen?

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RileyReid Identifiable af

I don't but knew because she's the best. Facial expressions on this babe like no other.