Rekt thread

i mean for perfect clotheslining height then yea he was spot on but theres no reason it should be that high up especially when there isnt anything on it

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He was carrying her handbag

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I too enjoy assaulting burn victims

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ah, understandable what a gentleman

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>IT'S RAININ' MEN, HALLELUJAH IT'S RAININ' MEN!

nature metal af sometimes

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No. NO!!! Why would any of these things happen let alone be In the same video? I feel nothing but dread and despair now.

What exactly the fuck did this guy think was going to happen?

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Metal

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Gook-Chop Kitchen

It's been posted here already faggot.

That was neat

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I'm a Facebook mod I see this shit everyday, why am I here.

GTA facelift

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lol, get a grip bitch

>what do you mean im on fire?

Post something different then you lieing faggot.

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Lol the cops are like "welp, looks like our work here is done"

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You'll have to get a different thumbnail, we've seen this one before.

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Seen it before...

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blinded by the sun.
look at the shadow of the post

going for the 7-10 spare I see...

never gets old

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Holy shit, that smear
and it just keeps going

kek

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around the blacks, never relax

That will buff out.No worries.

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The camera is mounted on a locomotive that was likely idling, genius.

Nice work

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For the record I didnt want to see the puppy die

Passenger trains are both faster and quieter than freights. You wouldn't believe the death rates.

> hurr darwin cant get me!
> never leaves the house

That was awesome!

What a psycho!!! Why would you do that? I hate this so much
I hope someone ties that person up and torches him so he can know how it feels! Would he beg for it to stop? Would he beg for his life? Ugh!!! *spits on floor*

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Thank god, he was black.

I lost pretty hard on this one.

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That made me feel so many different things

That was fake as shit

seattletimes.com/seattle-news/no-injuries-after-small-plane-crashes-on-mukilteo-street/

Proof.

made a circle! beauty in death
please remember the rules, and follow regulations - especially when dealing with dangerous machinery!

Yep, he dead.

Fake, it's from some Facebook show

Thanks Dad

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feet feet

FEET

No shit.

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How is it possible to live in the 21st century and not know "stop, drop, & roll"?

This would make a good death grips music video

Mexican cartel are FAR more brutal than ISIS.

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That shit they taught you in school is fake. The reason they tell you that is because it lessens the chance of others catching on fire. You roll around and burn while others can safely get away.

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Someone post the one where he slices his arm open and the other giy holds it shut then opens it again. Sonehow didn't save it

Why'd he collapse?

beautiful shot

This never fails to make me laugh. I'd love to know the story behind it.

Nerve gas

jebus

I was trained to always keep my forks down when I wasn't unloading a truck. Also lower your forks when carrying a load otherwise it fucks with your centre of gravity. Here is Klaus the Forklift driver funny as fuck totally rekt. youtube.com/watch?v=-oB6DN5dYWo

European.

The chinks forgot to copy the safety features.

Welcome to large doses of alcohol. It seemed like a good idea at the time.

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kek

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Soooooo fake. Lol.

City parks in former Soviet -stans are full of rusty carnival rides like this.

Depends on the type of fire. If there aren't any chemicals involved you can usually put it out by stripping off a layer and rolling around.

he was in shadow for 2-3 seconds, and even if the sun was blinding him he would have seen a big fuck off pole

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always laugh at this one

Knave

Fucking dumbass nigger.

"If your cloths catch fire, you can quickly and effectively extinguish the fire by stopping, dropping and rolling until the fire has been completely extinguished. By rolling round on the ground, you'll effectively be smothering the fire out. So, yes, stopping, dropping and rolling does work to extinguish the fire."

google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://onlinesafetydepot.com/does-stop-drop-and-roll-really-work/amp/&ved=2ahUKEwiV9If86MzkAhVfIDQIHZRfBOUQFjACegQIEBAJ&usg=AOvVaw1zJGBhd-p-Xw-wEMDdU8dK&cf=1

Me Chinese,
Me play jokes...

Glad to see my country still makes some good stuff.

remind me never to order a hot dog in a restaurant

>if your clothes catch fire
Then take them off dumbass.

I just feel like if there was sound whale sounds would be appropriate.

the hell's going on here?

Never go full Russian

I Fucking hate this.

Imagine how much dirty cigarette smelling vagina gunk you've already unknowingly consumed in your life.

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>Women can be absolutely anything! xD
>xD

Your mom is going to die in her sleep no immunity.

When that E hits

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Yes but that was with my direct knowledge

That's some serious Darwinism at work there.

Fake and gay

There were no injuries.

I'm serious.

Republicans take note: this is why we have OSHA.

Holy shit she’s hot as fuck

>drawing this in therapy

wtf

I just wish he had been pulling that trolley jack the other way around.

>darwinism
It's like you fucks don't even know what that means. Darwinism doesn't apply to accidents. It applies more closely to all the fight vids here.

aight then, so if you know your vision is being hindered by one train, and not have the slightest idea that there might be another and take a half second to check the next track or better yet, not walk across a railroad track with such disregard, he might have been able to continued living but he decided to be a brainlet and just walk without checking

WINNER WINNER

S.O.B

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This makes me sad

THIS GUY needs to be awarded with some kind of prize.

oh gee user its almost like im using it as a joke!

Never go full bix nood

How dumb can you get just like that stupid woman who tried to grab the forklift when it tipped forward. Common sense stay away from a forklift when it is being operated.

If I could specifically order that from a menu, I would.

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probably some bitch thinking she's entitled to free drinks from guys and wanted to "stand up for herself" when one guy wouldnt put up with her bullshit

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Fuck.

he nogged that nigger on the noggin

CIRCLE OF... death

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stfu sanders.

Fake

yaaass bitch show off that gay pride! you show him!

Is this good?

bestgore.com/suicide/suicide-jumper-kills-man-he-lands-on/

Notice that every horrible occupational injury like this always happens in the same goddamn country.

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Did that final destination scene finally become true?

>hey Bill is your piece of shit zoomer son still sledding down your stairwell in a flaming tub of alchohol?
>sure is, tom. Sure is

What a retard.

Buncha god damn idiots

laughed

This warms my soul.

Total badass

Dumb cunt

Wtf are you on about. If an accident happens to someone that is very avoidable and most likely due to low IQ or lack of awareness, it very much is darwinism as that is our species weeding out the dummies.

Always the fuckin chinks. Always.

Neutralized the problem.

It doesn't even matter that he's gay, he walks like such a pompous prick

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Working with heavy equipment, and he's alone.

what if you just didn't walk across train tracks without clear vision

I would pay her a big tip to do this to me but I'm fucked in the head.

but no less visible

Why do people in these Asian 3rd world shit holes constantly plow into obstacles that can be seen from a mile away?

LUL

youtube.com/watch?v=kOZY7e5XN6s

Literal death spiral.

Damn son that’s quality tiddy on the left right there

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She probably purged just before going on.

I mean, Asians drive like shit here in the States too, turns out small eyes are bad everywhere

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Devoto!

The way he followed all the way through with that punch was awesome.

That's true, but you asked how he could not hear the train, and your questions was answered
Don't get cranky because your were an idiot, learn from it

You are going to win a Darwin award.

Perfect

This is what happens when libertarian incels try to get popular through internet videos.

Wow

Yowie! LOL where her purse wound up.

no ive learned, im just thinking out loud on how he could have not been a complete fucking idiot

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Can confirm. Never going to Mexico again. NEVER

It's fake and gay
You are retarded

checked, also i love this vid it has such an obvious ending without even showing it, aluminum pan man will live on in our hearts, godspeed you magnificent bastard

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nigierh
7

At least, with our misery, we can laugh and laugh well.

But it's a circle

Niggers be crazy.

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Um, dumb-ass! It was the Republicans that founded OSHA!

heh i remember these videos. Too bad you can't show them anymore

Life was worth less than the load

youtube.com/watch?v=iZACBEW_B8s

You suck

what the fuck is that?

dudes having one hell of a cramp.needs to chug some saltwater or feast on bananas like DK

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His leg is pregnant?

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"YOU THINK IM A SOFT NIGGUH HUH? THINK I WONT JUMP OFF THIS RAILING HUH?! AIGHT BET FAKE ASS BITCH WATCH THIS"

Yeah, same with the EPA, but today's average republicunt wouldn't know that.

Well the guy didn’t actually get hit, so there goes the obvious ending

Google

how babby form in leg? how u get legnante?

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Kids who hit old people deserve to have their cock n balls eaten off by a pit bull

Not the same thing. Oh well... Failed at epic posting again.

Skin parasite.

lost

muscle cramps dude has fuck heug calf muscles

oh... now the vid isnt as entertaining.... thanks asshole >:(

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so is this fake?
youtube.com/watch?v=Z-ZxOVWsECc

context?

Avoid the Groid !!!

gang of nigs
they find drunk people, steal their phones and then assault them for fun

do you have the version with sound?

rape

so is a fuckign sketch then
hehe spain

bruh

Here it is faggot, have a bit of attention.

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no its real, happened it like some slavic shit hole like latvia or something. the park had been sited for safety violations and yet was allowed to continue operations. Only one fatlity oddly enough, I was a 19 year old woman, she must have been seated at the very point of impact.

TLDR: it is real.

Ur mom will die in her car accident in 5 minutes. Faggot.

he livestreamed it for Yea Forums someone recorded it

This is why all niggers should either be dead or slaves.

fuck you

sauce?

Not all of them but definitely a good 85-90%

Fable II

Now that's a tire.

If rekt threads have taught me anything it's that Chinese people are impressively stupid.

KYS faggot

I recognize that blood smear. this is the only one i wont watch again. too spoopy.

That one guy that tries to stomp out the fire with his foot on the guys head. kek.

What was his plan? To catch the falling crate that he needed a forklift to raise into the truck?

What a fucking retard.

The ending.

Because fuck your job and your government sell-out employers.

You've lived in a world of lies and you are literally living off of the bullshit now.

on the one hand, your forks should be down when not moving a load, on the other hand, seriously lady?

Fuckimg niggers i swear. And yet they get mad when cops kill them. Fuck niggers. Never trust them.

Please tell me all the Amazons are not this stupid.

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logo

Critical fail. Those breasts though...yum, natural 20 on charisma check.

Chinese believe that agony makes meat taste better. They truly honestly believe this.

Its like niggers in African believing that raping a child will remove your aids, they genuinely believe it to be true.

Because of retards like him, cycling on sidewalks is banned. Fuckin niggers

fuck you

Yes, you are.

THIS is fake and gay. Hanging around long enough to get shot at by fireworks.. several times? Not stopping and beating the shit out of the bicyclist?

A white nigger.

He streamed to his tranny friends, not here, and it seems more likely he faked it because he had to disappear from shame

Why does so much crazy shit happen in China? Communism? Population? Pollution? What is it?

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Why are all American drivers so shit

3rd from the left in the back is BITCH lmao

Nice to see niggers nigging in other countries.

Classic

around white prepare for fights

Fake and gay

pickle dog

their eyes are like pussy slits.

whats with whyt bois and sticking things up their ass for fun

Such an arbitrary thing to say. dumbass.

therichest.com/shocking/15-of-the-worst-countries-to-drive-in/

damn

lmao

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also strange since this isnt america so :/

When you just took a nice hit of crack and you're on top of the world. Only thing missing is he should have done the moonwalk after dropping that hoe.

what a waste

KEKW

K

>rekt thread
>10 posts in people start posting gore
I enjoy gore but sometimes I just want rekt, or vice versa
This is like going to a creampie thread and posting gayporn because you think porn = all porn

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oh no
shoveldog

Weebs r dum

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A

I know the dude by proxy. He lives in the UK. He was alright.

holy shit

Untrue and homosexual

This happened in the UK.

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He didn't even have to get hit by the train. You can just look at him and know he's one of those kids that are dumb as fuck.

OY VEY!

she got her holes rekt

poop

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the archer chick's that dumb porn actress. what's her name again?

Fuck

This is why I don't trust doctors. They can be pretty sloppy. This guy probably went in for a sinus infection or something and besides all the fuck ups of the staff, like cutting off his hands and face, he's gonna get slammed with an exorbitant medical bill.

Fuck Obama and fuck the government health care communist bullshit.

You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby

ur gay

hell nah

I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS SO GOD DAMN MUCH! STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS STUPID FUCKING NIGGERS

havent seen this one before. a lot more brutal than i thought it was gonna be

Must be new. Niggers always do this shit. The news doesn't like to cover it though.

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What is government but a group of people acting like they have ultimate authority over your life?

oh damn

Fine, faggot

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It's fake as fuck
Really bad greenscreen
If the background image is shitty resolution, don't record the people in a higher resolution

Were those police climbing up to him?
Wtf happened

Yeah, he stole in the supermarket, escaped to the roof, then when police came, jumped off the building

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Is there any context to this besides china?

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that's insane

whites are rich niggers

Thank you

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Die user

Fucking wow. these slant eye cunts are real stupid.

motherfucker ill end you

Same

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