A traveling caravan of Yea Forumstards decide to settle in the newly discovered fields of Bumblefuck. They dismount their gay horses and quickly assemble a giant phallic shrine to Checkum, The Dub God.
Dubs will guide these wayward faggots to their destiny.
To the NE the Badlands lie. Fractured land with air that burns the nostrils. It is separated from the fields by raging rapids.
Far SE a thick forest lies, lush with flora and fauna
Behind you lie the mountains you emerged from. You wouldn't dare set foot there again.
To the South, before the ocean, a patch of field sparkles in the sunlight.
Population: 36 males, 4 females, 12 gay horses
Inventory: 30 days of food, 1 cock shrine to Checkum
>Only first get after each update post is relevant.
eggzelent, now they have found a place to settle the males must duke it out to decide which 4 get to pair up with the females, these 4 brave ones shall become the council of chads, but they shall reside fairly over their virign subjects
Isaac Richardson
the mexicans invade the island
Mason Bennett
reroll
Ryan Mitchell
First thing they do is a race war to wipe out the kikes, spics, niggers, Muslims, etc. All other races except Asian women for some of the losers of us.
Jaxson Morgan
this
Gabriel Thompson
I steal on of the women and a week's worth of provisions and two horses. We ride to the beach coast and I see the statue of liberty in ruins.
Benjamin Sanders
The lack of Checkum's intervention causes the glowing mass to increase in size
A goddess of lust appears and transforms all the queers into normal men and horses. The three remaining women are impregnated. She also grows more food for them. Enough for a years worth.
Ian Price
And then they start fucking horses up the ass, i mean every single horse, The ones that fight are tied down and fucked till they give in.
Gavin Smith
Reroll
Logan Mitchell
Doesn't count, he has to update mine, I got this one
Jaxson Perry
Roll
Adam Edwards
Win
Nicholas Perry
Last roll
Charles Harris
user rides to the beach with the woman with the largest dick, 2 horses and food. Rubble lies before them
I train hard at the beach with my woman and become super sayian
Michael King
fuck you
Dominic Hill
Not for long, you get raped to death by a horse
Aiden Cruz
I bitch slap the men, women and horses with my cock, they all clap and thank me.
Ryan Sullivan
Rerollo
Wyatt Scott
And then they force breed the horses, and the new born horses are raised to serve the leftover men with their assholes. The womenless men fuck horses up the ass all day long who whinny, and squirt and beg for cum in the ass.
As a result the leftover men are no longer worried about human women, and eventually create horses that can reproduce with humans through anal sex.
the remains of the statue of liberty fall and crush the camp, killing everyone in it
Jack Gomez
the camp catches fire
Justin White
the beach floods and kills half the population
Nathaniel Lewis
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Christopher Young
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Benjamin White
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Gabriel Phillips
half the population disappears in the night
Angel Rodriguez
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Luke Richardson
everything catches fire
Joseph Long
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Hudson Wilson
The gay horses and gay horse people REALLY get into ass fucking, i mean. its a common every day practice, These gay horses and horse people ass fuck so hard that they discover a new kind of energy.
From fucking ass with such force, they where able to create and stabilize tiny black holes which give them unlimited power, rapidly evolving their culture and scientific advancements all on assfuck energy.