Civ thread:

Civ thread:

A traveling caravan of Yea Forumstards decide to settle in the newly discovered fields of Bumblefuck.
They dismount their gay horses and quickly assemble a giant phallic shrine to Checkum, The Dub God.

Dubs will guide these wayward faggots to their destiny.

To the NE the Badlands lie. Fractured land with air that burns the nostrils. It is separated from the fields by raging rapids.

Far SE a thick forest lies, lush with flora and fauna

Behind you lie the mountains you emerged from. You wouldn't dare set foot there again.

To the South, before the ocean, a patch of field sparkles in the sunlight.


Population:
36 males, 4 females, 12 gay horses

Inventory:
30 days of food, 1 cock shrine to Checkum


>Only first get after each update post is relevant.

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Dicks will dissapear

eggzelent, now they have found a place to settle the males must duke it out to decide which 4 get to pair up with the females, these 4 brave ones shall become the council of chads, but they shall reside fairly over their virign subjects

the mexicans invade the island

reroll

First thing they do is a race war to wipe out the kikes, spics, niggers, Muslims, etc. All other races except Asian women for some of the losers of us.

this

I steal on of the women and a week's worth of provisions and two horses. We ride to the beach coast and I see the statue of liberty in ruins.

The lack of Checkum's intervention causes the glowing mass to increase in size

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Race war!

Winrar, you lucky fuck.

Reroll

Make all of the women into sex slaves.

A goddess of lust appears and transforms all the queers into normal men and horses. The three remaining women are impregnated. She also grows more food for them. Enough for a years worth.

And then they start fucking horses up the ass, i mean every single horse, The ones that fight are tied down and fucked till they give in.

Reroll

Doesn't count, he has to update mine, I got this one

Roll

Win

Last roll

user rides to the beach with the woman with the largest dick, 2 horses and food. Rubble lies before them

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/summon 999 women sex slaves

I use wizard powers to make the dick into a tight vagina and make the statue of liberty come alive to protect my my woman and myself.

Fuck, I need dubs and fast, reroll

This and then one of the horses rapes OP whole the tribe sits in a circle and jerks off

Roll

Get it now

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Negros invade the tribe

Andy Sixx turns up and drops off some logs

Damn get, what the hell does this one mean?

Ignore it. Wasted gets are nothing

I fell down a cliff

Reroll

Am still alive tho

I train hard at the beach with my woman and become super sayian

fuck you

Not for long, you get raped to death by a horse

I bitch slap the men, women and horses with my cock, they all clap and thank me.

Rerollo

And then they force breed the horses, and the new born horses are raised to serve the leftover men with their assholes. The womenless men fuck horses up the ass all day long who whinny, and squirt and beg for cum in the ass.

As a result the leftover men are no longer worried about human women, and eventually create horses that can reproduce with humans through anal sex.

thats how they make a billion dollars.

Reroll

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Billion dollar reroll

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Again

Generations pass and the local populous are all now gay horse people that survive on anal and grass

The shiny purple mass shrinks from the horror it has witnessed.

Population:
24 gay horse people in main camp.
5 gay horse people in user's camp by the remains of the statue of liberty.

Attached: mapgayhorse.png (512x512, 11K)

mechahitler killĀ“s all the gayhorses.

reroll

the remains of the statue of liberty fall and crush the camp, killing everyone in it

the camp catches fire

the beach floods and kills half the population

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half the population disappears in the night

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everything catches fire

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The gay horses and gay horse people REALLY get into ass fucking, i mean. its a common every day practice, These gay horses and horse people ass fuck so hard that they discover a new kind of energy.

From fucking ass with such force, they where able to create and stabilize tiny black holes which give them unlimited power, rapidly evolving their culture and scientific advancements all on assfuck energy.

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a 1-ton untameable giant bear appears and kills half the population

Reroll

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This

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.

Lets get it

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,

Your bear did enough damage last night.

that wasn't even me, and it only ate ONE person

The black hole of sodomy appears, putting the loftiest realms of technology, energy, and matter at the gay horse people's hoof-tips.

Unfortunately, the gay horse people still only care about anal and grass.

Another outburst of sexual activity may cause the black hole to become unstable.

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an untameable 1-ton giant bear appears and starts to eat the weaker gay horse people

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We build a boat and sail away

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Ram ranch occurs

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it already did a long time ago

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Gay horse people start wearing cowboy hats, not much else changes

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an untameable 1-ton giant bear appears and starts to eat the weaker gay horse people

Fuck all this gay shit, I'm going back over the mountains.

You try to walk into the mountains but your feet fell off.

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an untameable 1-ton giant bear appears and starts to eat the weaker gay horse people

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I use my bare hands to dig a tunnel under the mountains and escape this faggotry.

Reroll

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I invent hentai and fap so much that everyone drowns in my jizz.

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The bear appears and consumes 1 gay horse person per update (starting with footless Joe). The villagers combine into one group out of fear.

Population: 28 gay horse people

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Tornado

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horse people attempt to breed with bear

reroll

The bear finds this agreeable. He now survives on nothing but gay horse person cummies.

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You're retarded

the gay bear has gay bear children creating a ruling class

reroll

a ufo comes and abducts half the population

roool

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rolololo

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gotem

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ManBearHorse triplets are born. You can feel their energy fill the air as they take their first breath.

The purple mass shivers in feel. The black hole of sodomy pulses rhythmically. screams can be heard from the Badlands.

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*In fear

A ufo appears

a ufo appears and abducts half the population, replacing them with normal humans

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*Spams barbarians in the middle of your ultra advanced nuclear powered continent*

fre3wtg43ty435t43

40 ninja pirates arrive on south coast

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Oh we playing dwarf fortress?
>7 keas come in and steal 3 ladders, a horse, and 3 women

ayyy

Reroll

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Roll

Hnngg

Giant gangbang horses + men on the poor 4 girls

Absolutely nothing happens for one minute.

everyone speaks puns now

read the rest of the thread

waiting for next update

winrar

where are you

Bumping

looks like the gay horsebears got op