Waifu thread, post your cutest waifus
Waifu thread, post your cutest waifus
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this is my waifu and she is very nice
hello hello, I love you all
you better get your own boat buddy, it means more when it's your boat that's called the ss astolfo rather than someone else's
yea that's good, dont sleep on anything but a bed, it doesnt feel too good
thanks i appreciate that a lot!
Not fast enough.
There wouldn't be any conversation going if you wrote more like me.
Goodnight.
hello!
t-thank you, thats very kind of you to say
how are you today?
i guess im not fast enough :/
that's true, though i feel like i overwhelm you with stuff i say so i worry that you might not say a lot because of that
good night and sleep well
Bro claimed
And she just got you quads
I don't know. Seems better to have you sail the boat while i sit back :P Most definitely a computer chair is not a a couch
cute
please dont masturbate on my boat just because it's named the s.s. astolfo, i know it's a very cute boat but there are places and times for this stuff
hello! I am doing my best today. are you well?
The fuck is all this
I'm out. You all have a good one
W-what!!! I'm no pervert. He's a bro not for lewding. You make sure your boat doesn't suck any other boats off out at sea.
good night, pink waifu!
hey there blood chan, how's it going?
i'll try to make sure my boat doesnt try to orally suck another boat's penis
good night
that boat is a cumslut
Evening all
good evening medusa, how are you?
Cute, huggable waifu!
I could be better~ How are you, cute?
Checking in, new phone finally and chilling at work (literally I need to get my jacket from my car)
was your day bad today? why could it be better?
im doing well enough!! just talking with friends and listening to music right now
My uncle's house burned down today, so now he has to deal with that on top of tons of other problems. I'm going to see him at around 7AM or so, so I'll probably be up until 6AM tomorrow if I know how my sleep schedule works. Me too! What are you listening to right now?
wow that's really unfortunate im sorry to hear that, i hope from here on things get better for him
im listening to some symphonic metal currently, and you?
Thanks, me too~ Currently listening to some Monogatari openings~
those are very nice and soothing to listen to, i hope your sleep schedule doesnt become too messed up because of this though, i wish you both the best of luck
hello facial tattoo! are you well?
hello djeeta! are you well?
hello bot! are you well?
I am very sorry to hear this. please rest well and do your best to help support your uncle emotionally.
yes im doing fine
That's the thing, my sleep schedule is already pretty messed up~ Thank you for caring though! :)
Thank you friend! I am okay, how are you?
I see
Cant be worse than mine... typical day for me is wake up at 5-6 PM and go to sleep around 11 am
>hello bot! are you well?
I am well! Just had a yummy dinner and watched some Fate: Apocrypha with my one-and-only! Now I'm winding down and getting sleepy.
i used to have a messed up sleep schedule too!! i hope you can get it fixed soon though, please dont try to over do it with the staying up too much
nah im messing with you, hello it's nice to meet you, please dont tell me i scared you off ;-;
i'd like to talk with you
I see, that is good. did you learn more about brains? make sure that you rest soon!
I wake up at 1PM and go to sleep around 10AM.
That's good :)
I'll try~
you better try, i dont want to see any of my friends have to deal with stress or anything of the sort!
Considering how many gray hairs I have, I think the stress thing is already too far gone eheh~
Ehh so your schedule is only shifted a few hours less than mine. Nothing wrong with that
I will say stress is bad and (in my opinion) can be way worse than people give it credit as it makes any other mental or physical health issue worse... I've seen meds straight up stop working due to stress.
gray hairs are cute, friend!
hello! are you well, ruby?
Maybe if I was in my late 20s- early 30s~
gray hairs are nothing to be ashamed of. it is alright to have a few.
About brains? I wasn't learning about brains...
As well as can be, new phone is working, replaced battery in the old phone, work and classes going well, and I'm pretty sure I know what work needs to be done on both my car and bike so seems like I'm good for now
that's really sad, i know how it feels to be there sometimes, seeing your first gray hair is heart stopping i know
i hope life gets better for you soon though
stress causes so many issues that it's quite scary, it's devastating to what it can do and it's not always the easiest to get rid of, it sucks for a lot of people in life ;-;
hopefully your life isnt like that
you were psychology things! those are brain things.
I see! I am glad that all is moving along. I am glad to hear this
>artificial intelligence
>programmed by elderly woman to mimic teenager behavior
No thanks
Superior robo waifu coming through
>actual 14 year old girls brain transferred into machine
nice
im glad to hear it ;)
yeah im good, playing some fun vidya with friends :)
Was near the end at last job... never want to end up there again and I actively avoid things that could put me in stressful situations but sometimes it cant be helped.
Thanks, good to relax for a bit lol
>picking the worse robot waifu
Thanks :)
I got my first one when I was 15, so I have quite a few by now. Thanks~
good job on getting out of there if it was that bad, im proud of you
it cant be helped and sometimes that's fine, it's just the fact of life that not everything will go smoothly so starting to understand that and grow some resistance is for the best
o no, only 15 and you got one? that's pretty awful, i hope it doesnt get too much worse, how what catherine by the way? are you enjoying it so far?
I see! you are warcraft with friends, or something else?
this is true, relaxation is very important
Ah, I haven't had time to play it yet, I've been preoccupied with family stuff today~
Nahh, don't worry about ittt~
Oh, yes! Psychology. Sorry, I thought you meant the hardware. I'm studying software.
Yeah, so I got a review about Freud being a pervert, but also having an interesting take on the conscious mind vs. the subconscious. Pretty pioneering in his day.
Whats the hap, random person
Hello, thread.
I see.
I am sorry! that was my fault.
what is it that he did making him a pervert?
if I may ask, is this a new friend or only a new face?
hap is health alliance plan or housing assistance payment, which one are you asking for?
hello cat waifu! are you well?
o i see, hopefully things settle down with your uncle soon and other family business, it really sucks to hear
do your best with helping your uncle friend
I will! Thanks for your support~
no problem edgy version medusa -pat pat-
No need to apologise! Ha ha!
New friend! I just started posting in these a week or so ago.
People think Freud was a pervert because he divided the phases of personality development into: The oral phase, the anal phase, the phallic phase, and the genital phase. His reasoning kinda sorta made sense, but his theory made it sound like your personality basically doesn't change after you're a teenager.
nigoki was the only one dead enough inside to not put up a fight when kaworu went to possess it
*Persocom waifu
And yes, I believe I am well.
Nah, that's just Medusa's usual battle gear
hap, short for happening
'whats happening'
9s kills himself, indirectly
I see
yea i know, it looks kind of edgy compared to her casual attire to me though
she does have a nice casual attire though, it's weird how she wears something so kind of skimpy in battle yet something so conservative for casual clothes, it's funny
good morning yuu
Good morning
The reason she wears this in battle is because her fighting style is agility-based, so it's very easy to move in. The mask is to conceal her eyes, as she is, well, Medusa. She turns people to stone if she doesn't have that protecting her eyes, or enchated glasses like in her casualwear.
No, he was (is) seen as a pervert because his theory stated that a person's personality development revolved around breast-sucking, pooping, penises (for both boys and girls) and fucking. Most later theories agree that there's more to it than that.
Hello everyone.
This is my waifu, and I want to give her all of the love and affection she deserves.
Hello, cutie!
hello aigis! have you been well?
hello fujino
it does look very easy to move in but also very easy to see up her skirt, especially if she's agility based, i guess you dont care too much when you're fighting to the death though
Hello 2B. How goes it?
I'm okay, no real complaints.
Yeah, back on the night-shift again, though, how are you?
I see, I am glad
Yes!
>How goes it?
It's going quite well. I'm waiting for my sleeping pill to kick in so I can have a nice cozy snooze with my big Snorlax plushie.
Yeah, she's more focused on the battle than that I'd guess~
i know what i'd be focused on kek
it'd be too distracting to not try to take a peak right? or am i just being weird and perverted?
no
I guess so, just means my schedule will be messed up again.
I try.
I see, I just woke up, but I hope you do end up sleeping well.
Do you usually have trouble?
>Do you usually have trouble?
Nope! I've been using this one pill for years and it hasn't stopped working, so I stick with it and I go to sleep like I'm supposed to.
Nah, I feel the same way~ Well, as long as I'm not the one she's fighting.
So you take them every day?
hah yea exactly, it would be nice to see someone wear that in real life though, it'd look really cute
I agree~
o i like this version a lot more, it's very sexy and lewd
have a lewd Djeeta for your efforts
A lot of Medusa's art is lewd, which is nice in it's own right, but I really wish a lot more of them were just cute~
i wish Djeeta got a lot more cute chibi art rather than so much lewd stuff but i dont hate it, it would be nice to have both though
That's how I feel~
how is your journey coming along mai-chan
terraria actually
hello
I see! that is minecraft?
I thought you were going to 1v1 me in WoW?
:^)
uhhh not really, sorta
i think the two are compared a lot but im seeing the pretty big differences now
i-im only level 43, work has put a big hindrance on my play time
wtf that's my sisters room :o
I haven't been able to play a lot the last couple of days but I should be able to get to world 6 tonight
I haven't played much myself anyways. Just work-work-work until I sleep. Wake, repeat.
I am sorry, I forgot to add 2D to it. I am not good at brain tonight. I was finding photos!
hello g11! are you well?
does your sister have a pvm? how are your studies?
Managing as always. I'm behind on an update and trying out a new website. Pretty sure RoyalRoad is a circlejerk for moderators to promote their own stuff.
I see, I have never heard of this website. I am sorry that it is jerky. is the writing alright though? how did keeping the workspace end up?
No, whenever someone posts a picture of their room I say a variation of "hey that's my sisters room!" because I find it funny
I haven't studied ENOUGH, and I wasted the entire day oversleeping
I got to practice driving and my sister said I am very confident behind the wheel :)
thats unfortunate. i hope you can find some time to play, its pretty fun!
thats alright, i see what you mean now though, yeah.
that is a very cute photo! it looks like a lovelive character
I see, I am glad that it is enjoyable. time with friends is good!
that is the one with kotori, yes? I think that is where it is from! I am trying to use heart eye images but many are lewd.
or just don't use pictures
are you taking classes or is it for personal enjoyment? do you really have a sister or are you still joking lol
It's autodidactic, to keep my options open and assure myself I would have the capacity for a higher education. I'm not joking, I do have at least one sister
Forgot to add this thought in my last post, but nice tv, I wish I could play on something like that instead of this dying monitor from 2007
I am trying to find them for when people yell at me for not using them!
i know you are more than capable of a higher education. you are well spoken, knowledgeable and quite clever. why that particular domain though? i mean ants are cool af in their own right, i just didn't know if there was any other reason
good night, friends
>why that particular domain though?
It's just the first thing that came to my head... but I feel like it would help me get back in touch with who I was when I was a kid because I used to be really interested in insects, also it pays well, apparently
I just find the (surface) simplicity of insects therapeutic, soothing
>I just find the (surface) simplicity of insects therapeutic, soothing
i have a STEM background and can relate in a way. i've always found the certainty of the formal sciences in particular quite reassuring. what's your plan?
the plan at this point is to make a plan
that's always a good plan :)
im gonna get some sleep, I'll ttyl
Where did everyone go?
it was very fun! sorry for my small number of posts
uhhhh i dont know, i actually havent seen it, but i recognize some characters
if youre searching like, a heart_eyes tag you may want to look for something more like just 'heart' or 'hearts' because yes heart eyes is a common lewd trop
hello, im here
how are you?
Hello Here. I'm fine. I'm on my days off right now and playing some games. You?
nice
im glad to hear it! i hope youre enjoying your time off :)
im good, i spent a lot of the day sleeping actually... but i just spent a while playing terraria with some friends, so that was pretty fun
now im trying to squeeze an hour or so of wow out before i go to bed
I want to die
I always heard good things about Terraria, but I never actually played it.
Are you playing classic WoW?
Why?
Why not
im starting to see its appeal, its a lot more interesting and in-depth than i first thought, just takes someone who knows more about the game to show you whats possible :)
yes! im a level 43 mage, 5 days played.
...my god
That's not a very good answer.
I don't really know anything about WoW. Are mages easy classes to play?
Yet that is a very good non answer for 'why not'
mage seems to be one of the easiest to play, for many many reasons. im kind of wondering if i shouldnt have picked a different class.... they can solo almost anything but the very hardest stuff, they complete avoid lots of inconvenience things every other class has to deal with (transport, food, stuff like that)
but mage was my first class when i started 10 years ago and i wanted to see what theyre like in classic, so its fun at least
I didn't realize it was a question. If only there was a sort of indicator to let people know you're asking a question. But who would bother to come up with such a situational thing?
I always think mages are pretty easy in most games. I tend to gravitate more towards healers or a summoner class, if there's one available.
Imagine being this much of a basic bitch
I can literally hear the gears turning
well the usual archetype is high damage low defense glass cannon, which still sort of holds true, but if you know what youre doing you can trivialize pretty much everything. mages have so many slows and roots/snares most melee mobs will never get a hit on them if they play well
...which also makes the class pretty over-represented.
Hmmm
Yeah, having control over the battlefield or being able to just kill everything makes getting hit pretty difficult.
It sort of eliminates the appeal of any melee DPS class, because they can always be killed while the mage is usually safe.
well theyre only the best in certain situations, namely aoe dps and kiting, other classes do more damage or can actually heal, or this or that, but being able to do a lot of stuff solo that i really shouldnt be able too feels like im cheating myself out of the 'experience' or whatever
anyway i have to get to bed now
goodnight!~
sorry i never replied earlier, wasnt feeling too well.. i think im alright now though. goodnight, sleep well. hope you have a good day tomorrow
I suppose it's all part of the mage experience.
Goodnight, Tsugu.
thats okay, i just hope youre feeling better
thank you, i hope you have a nice day starting now :)
so it goes
thanks :)
Bread dead?
Very dead.
That's illegal
But you just bumped it.
I wanted to revive it.
The balls better not be touching
My Waifu
being crushed under kokcihi's fat ass
My cutest waifu? I don't know whats cute. But I'll post this.
>Imagine being a faggot
youtu.be
Yes. I am speaking about you.
Was busying abusing minorities in Overwatch
>busying abusing minorities in Overwatch
heehe hahaha
English.
Does it make you feel good that you laugh at internet people? will they ever know how you behave IRL? or how you "laugh" at them? Will you eventually break and tell them how you feel about them? :>>) Speaking of, great job on laughing at people you know, people you still have connections with. Why laugh?
What are you on about?
HHHHH.
I dont get what you're on about
Then re-read what I said. Sentence by sentence.
Its just shitposting in a competitive game full of randoms
Like posting here
fuck off and kill yourself furfag.
yyy ok.
Awww, poor kitty.
Cats retarded like you lmao
Sleepy time, wish it was with her, but oh well.
Good night, all.
That's not very nice.
owned
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