Share your deepest darkest secrets ;)

yknow just start fucking guys but sprinkle it on those around you, dont make them aware of it everytime you talk

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Toilet paper on the seat

greentext?

Lol that dont work and they dont clean the restrooms right here, the toilet seats have permanent shit stains on them,one time i attempted to go here and someone came in and said.... " if your out long enough to shit then maybe its time to go home", i didnt say nothing because i was in the stall but he did have a point, but i would of asked if he would of like to pay my bills so i can stay home and shit all day, what a stupid fucktard

Ok I'll just go do that

The only reason I'm a furry is because I get to hook up so often at conventions. And even being a furry is a secret from most people I know.

>married 25 years. Would sneak off to get high with a friend in his girlfriend. Would say I was working.
> smoked weed and did coke, we all start flirting.
>friend starts taking off her clothes, she takes his off as they make out.
> he sits in a chair, she straddles him they start fucking.
> I am watching, he motions me over and I start eating her ass. She is dripping wet.
> we go over to bed and she takes my clothes off and starts to blow both of us.
> she lays me on the bed and gets on top and starts riding me.
> friend comes over and starts to fuck her ass. She is going crazy getting dp’d.
> feel his cock in her ass while I am in her pussy. Best feeling ever.
> I cum buckets, she orgasms and friend blows load in her ass.
> best sex ever. Fooled around a few times more but drifted apart.
> I jack off thinking about it all the time.

>Be me at 19
>be babysitting
>friend who is same age is also babysitting
>ends up confessing to me that he is sexually active some some of the kids
>Dont rat him out but not interested in hearing more
>end up kinda getting interested
>he says we can sare a girl he is done a lot with
>shes .... 25... years old
>shes clearly super submissive to him
>we get naked, he warns me to only use her ass
>she gives my dick head a quick suck and then spreads for me.
>end up going almost balls deep in her ass.
>pull out before i cum
>she does the same dickhead suck before i cum on her chest
>friend takes over and fucks her hard
>never fuck her again but wish i did
>did fuck other minors years later but never that young.

>I was 18-19yr
>bang 17-18yr gf wherever we find space, mostly uncomfortable places.
>While banging on my parents couch I didnt notice the condom break on my jeans zipper until after I blew my load.
>Weeks pass, period is missed, freakout ensues.
>She is pregnant.
>Ohfuck.jpg
>I remember that the immunizations they gave me before basic cause horrible birth defects.
>Her parents find out shes pregnant and about my immunizations.
>I had to sit down with her and her parents while they essentially said we would be having this kid if it wasn't for my birth defecting sperm.
>She gets an abortion.
>We eventually break up.
>Years have passed. she turned into a pig that looks like her piggy mom.
>I'm thankful and lucky that I'm not tied to her for life. I'm also glad that I was able to bang her 17y/o body at its prime.

>My family never found out.

Sheesh. Do you worry about getting caught?

Lies

Nahh..
My friends is serving double life , he continued and went hard and got busted.

>shes .... 25... years old

You fucked a 25 year old? Is this some oldfag past I'm too newfag to understand?

judging by the earlier thread you subtract 20.

Fuck that green text im on my phone....

>be me 31
>never sucked dick or had a gay experience
> never plan on it either
>why not?
> Because im not a FAGGOT lmao

If your a man and take dick or suck dick your fucking gay just admit it already or at least bi you fucking flaming fruit loops

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I post a friend on here while wearing one of her thongs and fap to people responding to her

Oh, that's rough. Got any other stories?

nothing that young.. unless i tell you about how my friend got busted.

but i have a first hand of a 10?

I have raided 7 friends and family phones and laptops for pictures of wives and girlfriends and post them on here. Some know some don't.

Let's hear it.

story please

It's true, she really did turn into a piggy.

which one?
10 or friends busted story?

10.

I have stolen gf nudes off of two of my best friends phones

>See this Chan. Your opinion. Can it be alternative for 4ch?

s-hort.ru/i4

Alright.

>Be me just a few years ago (in my early 30's).
>decide to hit up younger girls on tinder..
>find a 25 year old with a kid
>*grown*
>shes hot so lets have a look
>end up on 4 dates
>get to meet her kid..
>shes a 10 year old stunner
>end up dating the girl for several months
>end up watching the 10year old several times while moms out with the girls
>finds out moms cheating on me
>decide to get something out of the relationship
>start getting naughty with the daughter.
>end up getting BJ very fast.
>spend a month just eating her out
>tried to take her vaginal virginity.. too tight.
>ends up fucking her in the ass
>be me a year after i started dating the mom.. am i really getting cucked to fuck her daughter?
>yep
>loving it.
>get to fuck her in the pussy a few months after her birthday.
>mother ends it after she decided to become more serious with the guy she was cheating on me with.
>got some random nudes form the daughter for a few months but it ended after a short while

i was seriously paranoid for a while later.

please post some

post them

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I got honorably discharged from top military academy. The US department of treasury called me recently to say I owe them $200k+ USD for my training. I am a cook now and make less than 30 a year.

>I got honorably discharged from top military academy

why?

I hid my phone in a gear vr headset and got a HD of my hot cousin fully nude changing

Pretty impressive. Any other stories?

I hacked my crush my school and got pics of her in her underwear. I couldn't fucking believe it. Too bad she wasn't naked, but overall a dream.

Damn that's hot. We'll take anything else you got. Does it feel good telling your secrets?

i think it's 2×5 tbh

I could tell the story of how my friend got busted.
its harder and younger

also i cant really greentext it without making stuff up to fill the gaps

>story of how my friend got busted
Let's hear it, user.

Cant

Hell yeah breh, let's hear about that sick fuck.

I wanna get my gf super drunk, then try to convince her to let my dog fuck her.

Kik?

Same but my friend instead. Want to see her mounted so bad

okey!

So my friend was a full on pedo from clearly early on. and he found a nice girl and married her in his early 20.
they ended up with 2 kids. both boys, and well he was not into boys, and his wife had some health issues that showed up when they had kid number 2.

so after a couple of years he convinced her to adopt. and after 2 or so years they ended up with a foster child. a little 1 year old girl.

Cut too the girl is 5 and my friend is talking online to a federal agent, why you ask?
ohh because he is selling him a total of 2 and a half hours of video of him raping the girl from age 2 and up to 5.. All ass fucking (clearly)
supposedly in a few of the videos from when shes like 3 he is going full steam balls deep in her asshole. according to the doctor that would only be possible given his size if he had systematically trained her for a long time.

also they found some other videos he recorded with kids he babysat on his computer..

>making stuff up
As if that's a change from the usual

There used to be so much pedo shit on limewire...... you remember that shit

Not that much to tell. Go to the big conventions and get to know people. Eventually you'll get invited back to afterparties/cuddle puddles/orgies etc. The anonymity is a big part of why everyone sleeps around so much.

Last one worked out well except for that one dude/chick that was upset I was fucking underage chicks

One time I nutted on the schoolbus whan i was 12

so you are the other kiddie diddler then? the one currently fucking 9 to 12 year olds?

Well 9 to 16. I was the one thar had fucked a 7yos ass when asked whats the youngest I've been with.

You know the guy that's a monster, etc

Sometimes I turn right at red lights...
without coming to a full stop

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Catfished my mom. She turns me on so much. Got these sexy pics from her.

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any between 7 and 9 too?

Did she molest you or something? Not trying to be obnoxious, genuinely curious.

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Don't respond to this lying faggot.

look at her!! if that was my mom, i would want nudes too!

She just turns me on. It's a sick kink I guess.

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Because he was a fuckup.

Not really. The 7yo was a fluke. I don't actively pursue any girl that's below 9. It's arbitrary, I know. And when I say 9 its really girls that are closer to 10. Not that it makes any difference morally. It's more of a practical thing I guess.

All fantasized about raping and impregnating my friend

Damn that sucks to be him. Boys aren't interesting.

Why I was discharged was drinking.
Why I was still able to get an honorable discharge was that I had a good reputation with most of my peers, subordinates, and superiors.

Don't record yourself doing illegal stuff
haHA underrated post

I charge people for deepnudes. People will pay for anything...

So I have an 8 year old daughter.
What would be your tips for penetration?

She's given be a couple of half-bjs and I've eaten her out a few times so we are all ready there but what's your tips?

how do you get into these situations in the first place?

Excuse me sir. This is the FBI. Can we have your IP address?

Oh shit yeah it's
192.168.1.1

I love posting my dick on Yea Forums I really like the responses; positive, negative, I don't care. I just like acknowledgement. I'm happily married too.

You just work up to it no matter what hole you are going for. Fingers then potentially toys then your dick.

Invest in high quality lube.

Dont be a dick about it. Take your time. The idea is to make it feel good for them too.

I've found just being patient actually makes them impatient, leading to quicker results.

Through a part time job I've had for the past 7 years.

Dub dubs. He needs to turn himself in

how long does each take you, and how much do you pay for it? What technology do you use? Tensorflow?

An angent is on his way.

really depends how many pictures someone wants. I usually try to charge in bulk. So like 20 pics for 10 bucks or $20 for anything more than like 30 pics. I use deepnude's program

also each pic takes a bit less than 2 minutes

Not really a dark secret but I enjoy showing off my ass to gay guys. Post kik if interested!

any anons who need to get something off their chest but too afraid. add me on kik, judgement free zone.. MaxPeet216

my friend and his wife went away for the week, so my friend's son has been watching their house. I fucked his son in every room of the house, even on my friend's bed. I fucked him on their kitchen table.

I steal girls panties, bras,and other lingerie from their room and dryers and wear them while i get fucked by guys who either like the girl or want to fuck CD/sissys. And i look at their pics the whole time

Gonna start stealing my friend's panties and using them as cum rags before putting them back in her drawer much later

You made a mistake by telling

Molested my sister

I'm 27 and go to sold out all ages concerts full of young teen girls so i can easily grope and molest them

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Fun times. But step up your game son

I wanna rape OP

aragon ball room chicago?

Years ago I stole some pictures of my neighbor's daughter off a digital camera.

Wickr is EducatedOak9 if want face or story.

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>25 years old

You must have a...

shit job.

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how exactly did your family never find out about this?, also thank god for immunizations.

I used to be such a horny bastard while growing up, but I haven't had a proper sexual fantasy in years, and lately the human body itself has become disgusting to me.

No my girl has a penis just because she biologically male don't make me the gay

story?

pics

holy shit, you can make money off that?! what do you charge?

Kazaa too. Remember Georgia Peach?
41
40
39...
Wait, where was I? 39
>No, 49
49
48
47...

where do you find people who will pay for that?

My penis is extremely average, like 5.5 x 4.5 textbook average. But porn has fucked me up so I clamp my dick with a plastic cable clamp for 20 minutes every day hoping to at least put on some fucking girth. I think I am a bit bigger after a month, in two years I'll be 6.5 x 5.5 which is at least tolerable for women

Molest? That’s nothing you could easily be fucking them. Like I’m betting there’s some sluts there that if you told them you’d buy em shit they’d suck you off. Heck even just ask for sex most girls at concerts are sluts

She was passed out drunk, like fucking unconscious
Jerked off to the outline of her pussy trough her panties at first
Got super horny and went all the way

Hey FBI, this guy is lying! 192.168.1.1 is NOT his ip address! I backtraced it, and it's actually 127.0.0.1
Point your hack tools there!

Except that ain't a girl so it is indeed gay

I like eating ass more than penetrating her

not sharing the nudes, don't be a cheapskate user

fuck user, you live right by my place

I convinced someone I met on Yea Forums to take creep pics of his sister while sleeping and he eventually got caught and went to jail.

I was catfishing his sister and stayed in contact and "helped" her through the whole thing while getting more nudes.

share them!

This happened about 19 years ago. One of her parents worked for their church, so I think they wanted to keep it quiet.

i have a tiny penis and a girlfriend into sph

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I used to waste hours in malls, thrift stores, and other places with my phone in my shirt pocket running a hidden camera app to try to catch downblouse videos of women and girls with small tits.
Padded and too big bras were my friends.
I also got DB shots of my coworker. She was my holy grail. I had one or two good shots of her.
And now... She's my wife! I'm truly spoiled.

The brother posted some on here before he got caught.

post them in a vola

Transphobic shitlord. :-6

Nah bruv I'm not risking getting caught

brahhhhhhhh

as in squish it?, or stretch it?, i suggest you don't stretch it user, heard it removes from the hardness of it, porn is exactly that, not only are the woman exaggerated, also the men, as long as you don't have 4 inches you should be good, don't fall for the fantasy trap

does sharing my enjoyment of cuck experiences count as a deep dark secret here?

did you just put out a rimworld reference?, also fun fact, boys that cut off their dicks are still boys, but without dicks

I would like to get into this can you help a bro out?

lose some weight and you will gain another half inch to an inch user

No idea what that is. I'm just pretending to be a snowflake (retarded). But I'm too sleepy to keep it up.

i have a big cock

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Broskii

Traded BJ's with a family member for 2 straight summers, almost daily.

sometimes i cry and listen to neutral milk hotel

come on braaaah

Ok....
I made deepfakes of my wife and her mother AND sister. I tricked them saying that I needed videos of their faces doing diferent motions for a university project arround genetics and blah blah blah...
This shit was my fap material for weeks but was affecting my relationships with them so I deleted everything :). Still remember from time to time

What state are you from? I know someone who fits this description perfectly. Kek

w-what state are YOU from

which one was your favorite

TX

I bang my best friend from high school’s girlfriend occasionally while he is out in school in colorado

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So is it you? You in Texas? :)

The 3 were fantastic for different reasons wifey for the cuck fantasies. Mom inlaw for the milf fantasies. And sis inlaw for the younger (19 y/o) fantasies. I also did some friends :)

nah man, florida. but tell your friend to hmu so we can cry together

I find niggers disgusting. I can’t get hard to niggers at all. It’s their monkey faces makes me feel like I’m committing bestiality.

A lie on my resume got me hired 8 years ago. Today I am doing great, I’ve lived in 4 different countries, six figure salary, nice house. It all starter with a lie.

The 3 were fantastic for different reasons wifey for the cuck fantasies. Mom inlaw for the milf fantasies. And sis inlaw for the younger (19 y/o) fantasies. I also did some friends :)

I miss Alice Herla. I miss her smile. Listening to Nick Cave together. Adventuring. And getting lost into each other's arms doing molly. I shouldn't have disappeared.

I let my dog lick my ass, wifes ass, and clean my cock as I fuck her. It feels amazing and recommend to anyone. Small do so don't do anything else. Its awesome when I creampie, or wife squirts... pup does a great clean up.

Search for "hidden city" on Google. You will find many results for a hidden picture game. Search for "secret city". You will find either a TV show or references to airline fraud.
Funny, isn't it? It's almost as if these terms are "coincidentally" difficult to track down in this era of information.
There are cities out there called "secret" and "hidden", massive population centers that don't show up on maps. They evade detection by private satellite and aerial photography. Perhaps the governments of the world know where they are. Perhaps they don't.
Every once in a great while, an outsider will find one. Even more rarely, a resident is able to escape.
If you are ever tempted to go looking for one, don't. You just might find it. And no matter how bad you think your life is now, you have no idea how blessed you are.

This isn't a creepypasta thread, bro.

Help direct me in the right way to start

It's a secrets thread. I shared a secret.

When I was a young boy, my father took me into the city to see a marching band. I know, I know worst meme ever but seriously our local high school hadn't had a marching band for something like 23 years so this was a big occasion. And it wasn't really a city I guess but I guess it was downtown.
So anyway there we were, lining Main Street and here came the Easter Parade down the street and there was our school's band. They had just gotten back from a band competition the night before and you'd think they'd be too tired after that, but they played really well. I mean I was just a little kid, and I was all trying to be big and bad at that age and listened to Def Leppard. Hey, this was the 80s after all. But I had to admit, they were really good. The brass resonated into my soul. The woodwinds made my ears hungry for more. And the drummers were the best I have ever heard to this day. Everyone cheered.
The whole parade came past us and turned a corner. And around that corner, where there was not much of a crowd, the music suddenly stopped.
The people nearest that corner began to peer around and then went around.
Gradually, curiosity got the better of the rest of the crowd and we all began to funnel over toward that section to see what was going on.
When we got there, the story began to get passed back to us through the crowd.
Nobody saw it happen, or at least how it happened. The band simply disappeared. They didn't walk away. They were just gone! The instruments were gone. No drums, no drumsticks, no hats, no nothing left behind. Just... nothing. We all thought it was a grand trick of some kind of incredible showmanship.
Later that afternoon, Sheriff Buck got the call from three counties over, positively identifying the bus that had collided with a drunk driver the night before and swerved off the road and into the deep ravine, killing everyone aboard. The bus with our local high school's marching band. If you can find our town, no one will ever admit that this happened.

I want to leave this normal life

I want to tell my story. It's been years, but I hope you can understand why I took so long.With the #metoo movement, and the uncovering of so much sexual misconduct, I feel like I am finally as close to safe as I will ever be, in order to tell my story.
I was raped by Trayvon Martin.
I am creating this Twitter account as a throw away. I might come back to answer questions, but probably not. I dont think I can handle the backlash that will probably come.
I use to befriends with Trayvon. In 2011, we went to visit his brother J at FIU. There was a party and of course there was drinking. One of the reasons I feared to get in trouble was because I was drinking too and I was under age.
He told me not to worry about the older college boys he'd keep me safe. We ended up in a upstairs bathroom in a house. I don't even remember which one and it waseight yearsago.
Trayvon started demanding "respect" and "reward" for "keeping me safe" at the party. He started putting his hands on me up againstthe sink and I pushed him off but he just grabbed me and pushed me back against the sink again.
He reached up under my dress and tore my underwear and started touching me. Then he put his hand over my mouth.
"You ain't gonna scream are you? You know I didn't keep you safe just to hurt you now."
I was terrified. His eyes looked crazy and angry, likehe was looking for excuseto start beating me.Through tears, I just shook my head. I couldn't move.
He dropped his pants and then raped me on the sink. It hurt and I just cried during it. After he was done, he just acted like everything was cool. I was still shaking and I was just numb all over and I didn't know what to do.

He stuck by my side and led me around like everything was cool, and then we left the party later. So much of it was just a daze after that. He walked me home and then he left and I took a shower. I was crying and I was afraid of waking my mom but at the same time I was hoping she would hear me and I could tell her everything. But she didn't.
We saw each other at school but I tried to avoid him after that.
When I heard about the shooting on the news, it was disbelief at first. I was like there's no way that was him. But of course it was.
I hate to say it... I was relieved. I knew he could never hurt anyone else again.
I know how I'm suppose to feel. I pray every day for forgiveness for being happy he died, and I still think it was wrong that he got shot.
Before, I'd been afraid of nobody believing me. Once that happened, I knew nobody would ever believe me. But now, I hope maybe somebody will see the truth in this.
And that's all. That's my story.

lol imagine being so racist that you write this kind of fanfic.

Imagine being so sexist that you assume it's racist.

Fake and gay

lol ok

lol yep

Imagine being so racist you need to pull the sexism card to defend your racist fantasy

>be me, autist in school
>orbit girl
>she's friendly but clearly not into me
>Ask her out, says no, remain friends
>years later I see her with Chad
>soon I find out Chad dumped her and is spreading her nudes
>find nudes and spread them everywhere
Bitched should have said yes.
#F!Rd0TRCxL!zq2SO8bBa2hzxrDJ2HSSRg

That shit is going to boomerang so hard on you user. Good luck

been posting nudes i stole from my best friend for months online. nothing makes me cum harder. i should stop before she finds out

>even being a furry is a secret from most people I know
As it should be

what Am i supposed to do with this?

The quality is shit. Did you download these and try and pass them off as your fake larp?

Any proof at all?

i just want a guy to worship, spoil, and buy me things in exchange for my love

Good job

more info pls

Fuck you.

Oh, shut up. You probably eat the dingleberries out of homeless mens’ matted hairy assholes.

Imagine being so sexist you need to pull the racism card to defend an actual rapist.
This is why girls are afraid to come forward when abusers like you shout them down.
I didn't used to believe in rape culture, but now...?

why is there so much retarded larping on Yea Forums these days

I let my dog lick my pussy when I was pretty young. Not proud of that one. Nobody knows.

I used to shoplift on the reg. I would ring up ~$300 at self checkout, swipe my card, and then enter an incorrect pin. I'd casually walk out to my car. I never got caught, but I planned on saying I didn't realize my payment wasn't processed. Why would I swipe my card that's attached to my name if I was shoplifiting? Duh.

I've had sex for money a few times. It's FUN. I like fucking old guys, and I like feeling like a whore. I once made $3000 in thirty minutes. I'm not even that pretty. I don't think I'll ever tell anybody about this.

I had the biggest crush on one of my teachers in high school. Before his class, I would go to the bathroom and tease myself in the stall. I hoped he would, like, sense my wet pussy?? I don't know. If he wasn't married, I certainly would have reached out to him by now.

I'm a bit of a pathological liar, I think. I don't know why. It's really scary. It's not so bad anymore, but I worry about this a lot. I'm really kind and loving. I would never want to hurt someone, but I lie to my loved ones with such ease.

I've been dating a really awesome guy for a few months. We have great sex. I'm very happy with the way things are going, but I recently met a guy from our coworking space who I think has insane chemistry with me. Maybe it's just me, but he seems to be super flirty and touchy. We work together sometimes, and I feel like we're both thinking about banging each other the whole time. I introduced him to the guy that I'm dating, and they get along very well. I'm hoping we end up having a threesome.

I'm sure there's more.

PIGGY AVERTED

lol keep playing the liberal strawman, you're not good at it but it's entertaining

when you start with 'TRAYVON MARTIN RAPED ME' then idfk how you expect anyone to believe you b

How much damage did you do to him?

>I'm a bit of a pathological liar

We know.

Yet you believe Stormy Daniels and Christine Blasey-Ford.

I fucked my best friends gf for years.

I found nudes of a girl I know on a cuck thread.

All of those things are true, my friend! I've been dishonest in the past about drug use, job experience, the shoplifting obviously

Jason?

Tell us about the dog.

i cant tell if this is bait or if youre actually retarded

What makes you think it's fake?

Ugh. It's embarrassing. I'm not into that sort of thing at all--it just happened. I was watching TV with my little beagle mix on my lap when she started licking my thighs. It felt good, so I moved my pussy closer. She licked it. I felt super weird about it, but it felt good.

To this day I don't love receiving oral sex, and I think this might be why. I feel really guilty about this.

Is the son male or female?

Also , who was phone ?

My wife let our dog lick my cock once. She encouraged her to do it. She giggled when she did it and I came in my wife's mouth after a while. I told her it was fun but weird and she said the same thing. I know for a fact she masturbates to that shit, though.

Tell us about the weirdest money fuck.

i dont have any friends because i pushed them all away

Most depressed people do

then it's either good bait or you're the retard

how old are you?

from what age did you let your dog lick you?

Lol taking that as a confession, nice one /pol/fag

Lots of girls have had dogs lick their pussies. They won’t admit it but I’d bet nearly every teenager with a dog.

can you rephrase this?, i can barely understand that sentence, were they on the bus?, did the bus cause them to fall into a ravine?, the bus collided with a drunk driver the night BEFORE?, how did they just all disappear as they were around the corner..

I came on my passed out drunk Mother-in-law's face once while my wife slept in her bed. To this day I love to come in her beauty products. She uses lots of expensive creams and loves to slather them on. So much of my cum is in them, I love to see her do it.

this is mega user
mega DOT nz/CODEHERE

think chad did you a favor, that vagina looks like a trans one

>'m a bit of a pathological liar
yeah, we can tell

Surprisingly I don't have any crazy or funny stories. I've slept with three men who would pay me. One authorized me on his credit card with a $1500 monthly limit, and he helped me build my credit. We would eat amazing dinners, ride around in his stupid luxury car, blow money at strip clubs, and pick up girls together at bars. It was FUN!!! Nothing weird happened here. We had passionate, kinky sex. We're still friends. He recently invested in my business.

Another guy was super great. I have no idea why he was exchanging money for sex; he was a total catch. I would have dated him for real if we didn't live on opposite coasts. We had quite a whirlwind romance for awhile. He would fly me out wherever he was traveling for work, and we'd spend the weekend eating, dancing, and fucking. Nobody knew.

I used to have lunches and dinners with a 65 y/o. He would pay me $300 just to eat with him. I was very clear from the start that I wasn't interested in anything else. Eventually he offered me $3000 cash to have sex with him, so I did it. It was...fine. Just a little awkward.

So yeah, 10/10 would recommend prostitution.

Why do you say that? What do you suppose I am lying about here?

>i felt really guilty about this
but not the 300$ you used to still on the regular from shops?, yeah please kill yourself, whore

*steal

I don't steal anymore. I'm not proud of it, but I'd rather people know me as the shoplifting whore than the dog molester.

itt is just a dog molester talking about herself for 8 posts because she has literally nothing better to do

kek, dog molesting is like the weakest part of that argument, not to mention the fact that the dog wanted your cooch, you didn't fucking hold him hostage with a gun, a lot of woman do that.

*women
not my day to english

When I was 14 my adult female neighbor caught me crossdressing in a skirt I stole from a female friend. She invited me over and said she would tell my father if i didn't do what she wanted. I was terrified but she assured me if i did what she wanted she would keep my secret. She told me she hated to suck her husbands cock but if i did it for her she wouldn't tell. I was terrified of both because I wasn't into guys but it beat having my parents know. she said if I do it i have to wear the skirt while I did it. the first time was scary.. he came in my mouth and I gagged.
she make me come over almost every day after school and suck his cock. She bought me clothes and dressed me up. I really loved the clothes and stuff just not sucking his dick. I began to enjoy the feeling of being a girl at 16 and eventually was eager for the after noon to l suck his cock. At the age 16 he asked to fuck me and I let him. it hurt like hell at first but after a while I began to enjoy the feeling. I am older in my 40s and still visit them at least once bi weekly. The female neighbor ever touched me she would ask questions and that was it. she passed a few years ago but I still visit him.

It is nice to get these things out of my brain.

i tried to kill myself and had this really detailed suicide note where i told everyone everything i thought about them and was finally honest. wellll it didnt work, apparently im not good at anything including killing myself. so now everyone just walks on eggshells around me and apologizes constantly for things i mentioned in the note and its a living hell.

are you gay?

>09/13/19
Tits or gtfo

Hurrdurr
Are you gay??!?!???!!!!1!!!one

I would say yes as I only date guys but also i crossdress daily now.

I've wanted to fuck my friends wife ever since they were dating. My friend idolizes me a bit and thinks I can do no wrong but I hold grudges for a long time. He screwed me over at a job once and I acted like it was no big deal but I started plotting revenge some day. Later I got into social engineering and learned about keyloggers and such. I get access to his various emails and his computer. Manage to steal dozens of pictures of her over the years.
Browse Yea Forums and come up with perfect plan:
-Posted nude pictures of her for years.
-Made up elaborate stories about her.
-Convinced a guy on Yea Forums that lived in her city to try and sleep with her and gave him all her info to help make it happen. Which he did eventually.
-Convincingly left little clues that it was possibly her husband who had done it the whole time.

They just got divorced because the user white knighted and showed her archived threads with all her pictures and convinced her it was her husband. Also she met up with him and fucked him out of spite.
Now she's depressed and drinks often. I am her friend and she confides in me a lot.
I told her I'll be in her city here soon on a business trip so we're going to go out for drinks on the pretense of catching up. She's very vulnerable and I'm going to use that to my advantage to get her drunk and fuck her in every hole.
It took longer than I thought it would, but the revenge is gojng to be sweet.

id love to hear more about this. what questions did she ask? what else did you guys do besides just fucking if you visit that often? have any of your relationships with friends/bfs/gfs/family been affected?

what did he do to fuck you over? do you actually care about the girl?

Have you ever been with a girl? I know for me I was always in doubt but when I sucked my first cock i was like fuck im gay. I still wanna try a girl once though. But yeah, i used to cross dress in my moms clothes when i was 13 and i remember feeling really fucking feminine lol

uh huh, and my dad is Albert Einstein

feelsbadman, care to elaborate?, like what did you say to some of them, also how did you try and why did it fail

Nice try FBI.

>I'm going to use that to my advantage to get her drunk and fuck her in every hole.
She already fucked that Yea Forums white knight, so it feels like you played yourself. She might fuck you without being drunk. I dunno.

I sold nudes of myself to be able to pay for my little brother Birthday gift because we don't have a lot of money and he deserve better in life. His reactions worth it all.

Whenever I see these threads I always have the urge to make up some super kinky sexual fantasy that I want affirmation on to make sure I'm not just crazy.
Also I regularly fuck my babysitter when my wife is out of town.

I would say it didn't change any relationships since no one ever found out about it. I have dated a few people over the years but never strayed from them. i still visit as much as i can.. he still fucks me but I buy a lot of my clothes and makeup. I will stay for a couple days now. dressed up of course. when i was younger i would just wear pretty dresses and help her around the house play around as any kid would. I do alot of the coking now and keep things tidy.

She would ask how I liked it and ask me how it felt and stuff. she liked that i enjoyed it. she taught me how to douche myself so i would be clean inside..Then she would make me food and let me stay dressed for hrs on end. I even stayed over when I was younger, my parents never knew what was going on.

I am not the baby

i have been with a couple girls.. i am more interested in getting fucked and sucking dick. Yes I still get that feeling everytime i out on a dress.

I gave out details of a hot friend and now she's being harassed in a lewd fashion on insta

I came in my friend Cara's shampoos, body washes, skin creams, hand lotions, toothpaste almost daily for a period of time

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Yeah, given that i always turn into a submissive bitch everytime id imagine i would feel the same way after trying pussy. I shocked myself my first time, i never thought i was that gay

tried to OD. my sister found me just in time. the note talked about so many things, it was like 13 pages. i talked about things like my mother being an alcoholic that always screamed at me, my father beating me when he was angry for any reason, my friends ignoring me and making fun of me behind my back (i admitted to going through their fb messages. they left them logged in on my laptop one day and had a chat together where they made fun of me). i talked about my ex who molested me, people that picked on me in school. i had an ex that stole so much money from me and it really fucked me over to the point that i couldnt pay rent and almost got evicted. i talked about how in love with this dude i was and how betrayed i was that he fucked and got together with my friend when they both knew how crazy i was about him. was really the only person i ever loved and she stole him. i talked about my boss never giving me a day off even when i was so fucking stressed and at my lowest point or even when i had a relatives funeral to go to - she basically accused me of lying. mentioned my grandfather who always made jokes about my weight (im not even fat) to the point where i developed an eating disorder. user i could go on and on but i wrote this with the intention it would be like my final fuck you but hahaha it wasnt. they all read it and know exactly how i feel about them.

I had been with the company for years and had a solid reputation and was primed for a move into management. I got him hired on, trained him up and set him up for success. He moved to a different store. A year and a half later ab assistant manager spot finally opened up and I was a shoo in but company policy meant they had to interview everyone internally that applied. I was getting married soon and definitely needed the extra bump in pay. I find out two weeks later I didn't get the position and they were bringing in someone from a different location for it. Guess who. I was angry but I thought at least with my friend there things would be easy. I had busted my ass for years trying to show initiative so I started slacking off a bit. He took me aside a few times and asked me a few times and gently told me I needed to hold my weight. I didn't think anything of it. A week or two later I was moving kind of slow while we were getting slammed. He came out super pissed because I wasn't working hard enough. I ended getting fired. This fucked up our finances, made it very difficult to get another job and set us back on many financial goals for a few years. I played it off like i wasn't mad but I decided right then that I would get back at him someday.

I don't care about that as long as I get mine, and the alcohol is to keep her from noticing that I'm filming it all. I want to give myself the best advantage that I can.

I'm sorry

yes i have dated girls but there is just something about hard dicks..and me in womens clothing that makes me want to suck them all.

I constantly fantasise about keeping female friends as sex slaves. Constantly raping them, impregnating some, pimping others out, forcing some to have sex with well hung animals and even snuffing one or two

nice trips. okay yeah he deserved it and the girl deserved better anyways

yikes, this has to be a level of awkwardness i can never imagine

For me, there's nothing hotter than picturing my 67 years old widow mom as a cum and piss slut for friends, strangers and trannies. The thought of her relieving stress by taking cock after cock and acting like a huge whore gets me diamonds every time.

I like watching my girlfriend get fucked by hung black men, but if it was an option I'd love to see her get fucked by a horse or donkey or bull.

Not gay, but I'm really digging the idea of digging my fingers into your hair and fucking your face. I think it's a power thing.

I secretly check out other guys

man, i would never use pills, thats a painful way to go, let alone it takes time to die, so how are you now in life user?, are you at a better place or you think you're gonna go at it again

post some

I was sexually abused for years by my dad's friends kid. I was completely oblivious

let's hear it

not to be cringe but i think im a trans boy. but i hate the internet culture of trans guys because its so fucking stupid and they all have the same 3 personalities, names, and hairstyles and i cant fit in. i try to talk about things with them and all they do is randomly nitpick everything i say. (example: i mention actual dysphoria and they are like well dysphoria doesnt make you trans blah blah like I DIDNT ASK)

but anyways, i feel so isolated. im from a small southern town and im super feminine. im also still into guys but i dont want them to see me as a girl. this is probably stupid and ill be teased because it isnt a "big deal" nowadays but for me, where im from, its still a big deal. all of my friends are retards from places like here who wouldnt get it either. its like im not welcome anywhere and i really wanna be.

you cant even imagine lol. life is okay i guess. people are nicer to me. my boss told me i can have time off whenever i need it and my friends ask me to hang out with them again. still, it all feels not real.

i'm sure it will get better user, just remove everyone that is toxic from your life and carry on
was the pain from the pills that bad?, how did you know you were about to die

I've seen my friend's asshole

>There are cities out there called "secret" and "hidden"

such as?

Tell us how the sitter fucking started? Also how old is she?

When I was in my 20s I would often call in sick to work then smoke pot and fuck other girls at a friend's house. I even fucked a couple of teenagers. The hottest thing ever is having your dick in some slut's pussy, then shoving it in your wife's mouth half an hour later. It all ended when one girl was pissed that I didn't call her back or whatever, stalked me and tried to kick my wife's ass for "stealing her man.". My wife was irate. She moved back into her Mom's house for almost a week, but I eventually convinced my her that the bitch was insane and I just had flirted with her. I even had my friend back up my story. My wife still brings it up.

how do you know that if search results give you nothing

post them here

I was 17 at the time living in upstae newyork. Some faggot kept messing with me and my bussies, He had this little group he considered his "Gang" but in reality it was just a bunch of suburban wiggers. So one day we caught his ass alone and beat him to a pulp each taking turns beating him with this metal bat one of my buddies brought with him. We noticed this dude stopped moving so we werent gonna beat up an unconcious guy. friend checked him to take his wallet and valuables for keepsake and we left. saw on the news the next morning a body was found and it was located where we left this cunt. I still think about that night and wonder what the fuck is wrong with me and why i dont even feel bad about it, i honestly think im a fucking crazy or something.

My cousin forced me to finger her and suck her tits and she sucked my cock all on the same night. She masturbated for like an hour while I was pretending to sleep next to her. It was my first sexual experience.

Did OP ever deliver on his Ella Thread from the last dark secrets post

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Fucked my sister's best friend while my sister watched. She suggested the whole thing too

I used to be a stripper and currently a body builder.

I specifically target married/taken women. They tend to be way more kinky and willing to do the nasty things I want.

I've fucked wifes who suck my dick and let me cum on her wedding ring while she was on the phone to her husband. I've had women suck my dick and then immediatly go home and makeout with their so's. I've had wives fuck their family dog.

Done a lot more kinky shit too

how old were you all?

They were 18 I was 20

nice

Yeah it was great. Friend let me go bareback, sister masturbated while she watched

had you and your sister done things together before?

Once I had fingered her when she was 14 cause she wanted to know what it felt like for someone else to finger her but that'was it. Never talked about it either

hot

did you enjoy seeing her masturbate?

Yeah it was a bit weird but I was in the mood obviously with my dick in a girl so it got me going pretty good

My first and ex gf beat and raped me

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did she cum

Yeah multiple times

I've been posting my wife's nudes and videos on here for years. She's all over the web now. A few of her videos have been spread to several of the major porn sites.

story? how old were you and the kid?

I've been having sex with my neighbor from El Salvador for years now. Pretty much the only good thing about being dirt poor

I live with my roommate and his gf. He is gone for work a lot and me and his girl are basically fuck buddies. She gets off on being sneaky and doing stuff when he is close by

How did it start

currently training to get into the fitness biz for this exact reason. Cum here Mrs Milfie .... minus the dog

>keep her from noticing that I'm filming it all
share it on here when you do

That is the plan after I edit it to make sure my identity is concealed, just in case the wife ever sees it. That's not likely but I didn't get here without taking several precautions.

I kill people's pets in brutal ways, so keep those sumbitches locked up. I started off killing small animals when i was kid then got very detailed in my teens. My psychiatrist feared it would lead me to murdering people but I haven't so far. Who knows though

We always flirted and one day she just got super drunk/high and kissed me, led to sex from there and now we mess around all the time

Boring

Mate of mine has been slowly putting on the weight over a number of years. I've been telling to do something about it, including in front of his wife at dinners etc. He's ignoring the advice of everyone to control his food intake and alcohol intake.

Have a playdate with his wife lined up for next week.

If you don't listen to advice .....

Nice. Let me know. I almost want to give you my Yea Forums e-mail so you can let me know when it's up. I'd love to see it.

It was a typical start. Sex certainly isn't boring though. She is kinkier than me and I've had girls break up with me because of how much kinky shit I was into

good luck but start hanging. ps theres no perfect penis size. Vaginas are stretchy but that doesnt mean every girl you meet is going to have a manhole cover of a pussy

I hold in my nut when i orgasm because I’m too lazy to cleanup

Me and my gf with a strap on double penetrated a good female friend of ours

was she hot?

goddamn. where did you cum?

I took advantage of my drunk passed out sister twice, was a fantasy fulfilled im not proud but i would do it again if i have a chance

how old was she

22

On the friends face. Wish I had asked for my sister's face but oh well

Yeah she was. Big tits, brown skin, black hair. She had a big ass, I remember that. I looked at her very differently after what we did.

>sist
Would you like to fuck you sister? Could you work up to it by reminding her that she masturbated to you?

Did you cum inside of her? Does she suspect anything?

Me and my mom started sleeping together after my dad died. There are times she'll have boyfriends and I currently have a GF but we always fuck

Jesus fuck that's hot. I always imagined or maybe even hoped my wife would do that and some day I'd stumble upon a video or pics of it.

I don't know if I would follow through so I don't want to bring it up.

Bet I could get her too. Almost every woman I fucked ended up getting a cheating fetish

If she approached you for sex, wouldn't you jump at the chance?

I didnt want to breed her just wanted to fuck her besides she wasnt on birth control, she never suspected a thing been years and everything went as usual

How did it start? Did she seduce you?

Not sure. She's my sister.i would fuck in front of her again, but maybe not actually put my dick in her pussy

Is she attractive? could you post a pic without face?

After my dad died shed have ne sleep in her bed with her (I was 14 I believe) we'd cuddle and have our foreheads touch facing each other and stuff and one day we just started kissing and it escalated from there

I sexually assaulted my passed out friend while visiting her at college. Honestly would have probably raped her but I was already paranoid.

How was it? Did the taboo make it hotter?

Yes she is. I can't t now but maybe in another secrets thread in the future

Did she kiss you first? Did it escalate from kissing to full sex in one night?

I bet in the moment you would have a hard time saying no. Would it be out of the question for her to say yes if you propositioned her?

It was kind of a both at the same time thing idk, she probably initiated it more.

That firs night we fully stripped and she jerked me off while I touched/fondled her. I think within that same week we started having sex, would always sleep together naked

absolutely first time i didnt fuck her cause i wasted a lot of time fingering her i was like in a trance rubbing her pussy for the first time, second time didnt waste time i just went for it i came really fast still one of the hottest cums ever

Was she your first? Did you lose your virginity to her?

I bet you didn't last long. I';; bet it left you just craving her body for a while after that

I had gotten bj's before but she was my first fuck. First girl who would let me cum on her face and also swallowed as well

Tell me about the fucking. Were you messing around and you just went for it aggressively ? Did she all of a sudden go for you aggressively ? Or did you discuss it beforehand?

Ofc actually the only regret was not having her ass, was tempted at the moment but chickened out, unfortunately never had a chance again

It just built up and all of a sudden happened. Went from fondling to grinding to my dick slipping inside her

Did you pull out and apologize or just keep going? Was she shocked? Was she objecting to your dick being inside of her?

Have a body pic that you can safely share?

She didn't try to stop me at all.

Give me some way to contact you. Wickr, telegram, kik?

sure, thoughts?

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Odyssey12341 on kik, but I do not share pics

I bet you came in a matter of seconds. Did you cum in her? Did she cum that first time?

She's sexy. Did you fuck her from the back? Missionary?

Thanks for the pic!!

from the back put some pillows under so i could get the angle, thats why i was tempted cause from that position i spreaded out her cheeks and had a nice look at her asshole damn was so tempting

Honestly no took a while to cum, and yes I came in her that first time, she came too

im glad you liked it i hope you fap to her

How did you feel afterwards? Did she seem upset? Have a body pic of her?

I’m really sad, my friend bailed on hanging out with me, I prepared so much for tonight :(

I am now. You should offer to have her come over for a drinking game

Nope she never regretted it. And I dont share any pics of her

unfortunately she never drink much that was why i only had those 2 chances, if she was a heavy drinker trust me i would have repeated a lot.
A pic from the first time maybe help you to finish ;)

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How old was she? Was she on the pill? Do you fuck regularly? Is she on the pill now?

That's why you have her over to drink for a special occasion. A game, A few other friends, Tell her she won't have to drive, but can stay with you if she has too much.

Thanks for the pic! Were you in missionary position the second time?

i could try but shes always with her bf so it seems difficult

never did missionary, first time was only finger in that possition, second time was from the back