ITT: Greentext your first BJ

she did

>be about 7 years old
>helping out P.E teacher
>after a while of getting groomed by him he invites me to his office
>after school hours so no one around really
>asks me if I want to make him feel good
>told me to make sure my teeth didn't hurt him
>didn't force me that much just periodically pushed in more in my mouth
>didn't have a gag reflex after bullying incident like two years back when I was about 5
>tried to push my tongue up against it to keep it from going down my throat because I was panicking a bit due to trouble breathing
>told me to stay calm and trust him that he'd never hurt me

Lasted only 5 minutes or so, atleast the first time.
Still not sure how to feel about it.

Yeah i think i was drunk enough i spilt the same beer twice. Oh 14yo me, so much to learn

It was actually a website called anonidate.com (looks like it no longer exists. Was basically a google maps overlay and 4channers could pin their location on it and find other 4channers nearby. You could filter by gender. Oddly enough she messaged me first.

>Oh 14yo me, so much to learn
how old was gril?

Same age couple months younger, I banged her later.

where did u blow ur load?

>shit was so cash

I white-washed her poop chute.

When i banged her? I used a condom so inside in the condom lol
She was a cheerleader too my man

lies

>I used a condom
what a faggot

Haha agreed nowadays id just say fuck it, But that was one of the only times think every time after was bareback

>Be me
>First time having Sex
>Couldnt cum from all the performance anxiety after a solid hour
>girl gets fed up waiting for me and asks if we can stop because her legs are shaking
>fine.jpg
>She casually kneels and starts sucking my cock with the condom still on
>"Mmhh tastes like latex"
>She throws that fucker away and sucks my cock raw
>Soon after I relax a little and fucking cum buckets directly into her mouth
>Never came this hard before. It almost hurt when I was shooting my goo
>Did it three more times over the next few hours
>I remember all the sweaty smells that were in the air. Not really pleasant after a full day of fucking and her ass began to become swampass lol. She then went home all sweaty and dirty even when I offered her a shower. I guess women logic but whatever

>be 15 in HS
>watching a movie with out of my league big tiddy gf
>asks if I want BJ
>say yes
>get BJ
>head.jpg
>Finish movie

Still hook up with her. Shit's good.

>be me 18
>find a girl online
>convince her to suck my dick for 50€
>meet up with her, take her to an alley
>as soon as she starts sucking i started pushing my cock down her throat
>after 2 mins she complains how she has to get back to class
>i tell her to shut the fuck up and keep throatfucking her
>i can see she is on the verge of tears which makes me even hornier
>keep fucking her throat until i cum down it
>give her 20€ and tell her to fuck off

it was a good day

>be 17
> Me and gf on bed four hours before prom
> Start cooking around and eat her out
> She begins sucking my dick
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>Cum down her throat
> Go to prom together have a great time and loose my virginity that night
>Still together 2 years later both each others firsts.
>She's also kinky as fuck but found that out later

always shoot in her mouth?

>give hooker 120 USD
>she sucked my dick for a little bit before we fuck
thats it

>She's also kinky as fuck but found that out later

Spoiler: you weren't the first to find that out

sometimes on her tits too

oh boy here we go.

> be 16 or 17 went to a movie with a cute 3,14 we left the movie. went and parked in abandoned parking lot and my dick is in her mouth 5 minutes later headlights show up. its a fucking cop our pants are around our ankels and were not wearing shirts. she had to take mine because hers was out of reach, im sitting there with no shirt and pants barely pulled up when the cop came up and he was actually real cool about it and just told us now to come back. i nearly shit my self. that was the first time my penis was sucked.

M or F?

Imma need a sauce for this btw

> Start seeing a girl, few dates, making out on couch to start, progress to her taking off her top and bra.
> First time playing with and sucking on tits.In heaven. She eventually leaves. Massive blue balls.
> Next night. She brings a bag, plans on staying. Here we go I think.
> Gets late, making out on the couch and she asks if we can go to bed.
> Expect hot passion, instead felt like old couple getting ready for bed. Weird.
> Get in bed. Start making out again, shes in her panties, start rubbing her and eventually slip my hand inside. First touch of pussy, first time fingering a girl.
> Say fuck it, and climb under the covers, she doesn't stop me. Pull her panties down and go down on her, by some miravcle I get her to cum.
> Lay back beside her, she moves down to my cock."here we go" I think.
> She sucks my cock, thought it was ok at the time, later realised she wasn't that great.
> Can't get me to come, half to basically help her along with my hand.
> Nut in her mouth, she swallows though.
> Don't get to fuck her that night.

I envy all of you anons, im 26 and still a virgin
at 21 got a with a chick that let me suck her tits, then she fucked me over.... 5 years passed and im still a virgin

>going on movie dates with girl for a while
>one night after movie end up in my car together in parking lot
>make out a little, she asks what I wanna do, motion we should jump in back and fuck
>”here user?”
>sure why not, or we can go back to my place
>”idk I still have work to do tonight blah blah blah”
>make out a bit more
>says she has to go gets out of car
>get out and walk her to car, raging hard on
>get to car, say goodbyes, get close so she feels my wood on her and kiss, tell her to call if she change her mind about tonight
>get back to car, sit for a few mins rolling a blunt
>get text like 5mins later “come over”
>boy we fucking out here. Super stoked
>speed over, she gets in car in her parents driveway. Pretty dark but neighbors house is close af and her moms be up late sometimes
>make out, get aggressive and choke her a bit while I finger her
>easy slit cums
>pull back, whip out my cock
>her jaw drops, to this day not sure why. I’m upper average at best, buuut it is a aesthetically pleasing cock
>she’s starving for like 5-10 seconds with mouth open
>reach over to back of her neck and go to slowly guide her down
>this bitch moves with Mach speed like a magnet drawn to my cock
>blowjob initiates

Could post more but it’s basically just a recap of the bj and sex itself

Male my dude.

That gal is very talented and she loves what she does.

I didn’t get laid til 24 and now it’s pretty regular. Don’t give up friend

>chilling with asian chick
>is into me but only watches me or drinks tea
>got a fucking boner its killing me
>say fuck it and put her hand where my bulge is
>have to explain blowjobs to this chick ifs
>eventually get her to actually touch it
>extremely hairy dick
>she notices and gets fucking BABY WIPES to clean it
>somehow still have boner despite this awkward shit
>she sucks it for a while
>as I finish she finds out jizz is disgusting and takes out of mouth
>it gets all over the floor of her room
>wipes that shit up
>repeated this shit for a year with occasional 69ing

is it worth it?
i had been so much time without action that i feel unmotivated as fuck to get it
it funny because i work out and im not ugly
mind sharing your experience user?

>be me 17 yo male
>walking down street in country town
>see uncle hanging out of pub
>hey user you look happy. Whats up?
>tell uncle just had oral sex for the first time
>Cool user. Let me buy you a beer to celebrate
>No thanks uncle. Already had a rum. If that doesn't get the horrible taste out of my mouth nothing will

Not the dude you're replying to, but generally it's pretty decent but not really worth going way off your beaten path to pursue.
Just throw yourself out there when you haven't got anything planned, keep it casual and it's nice.

thanks man, if i dont have any luck, do you think renting a prostitute is good?

Sure why not, if you have the disposable income then that's fine.

ITT When verjens fake posts about getting a bj.

Excuse you, I posted about giving a blowjob, not receiving one.