>hey, uh mister... you wouldn't happen to have any water on you, wouldya? im kind of thirsty...
Hey, uh mister... you wouldn't happen to have any water on you, wouldya? im kind of thirsty
No bitch
>let's hang out here. I'll call the ranger station. Here, you can have some of my water.
You must eat all of the eggs
Isn't there a thing on the park sign not to feed the animals?
DON"T LOOK AT ME!!!!
Get your own water little skank...I don't want your herpies backwash in my drink
" do you know what roofies taste like?"
"No."
" Here , drink this one."
"no, but i can pee and sterilise it or something"
>Sips your water
>Giant snot-ball of semen flies back into the bottle.
>Aw thanks for the water user!, you're so sweet!.
Can't believe you're still single!. lmao
Yeah, I do. What the fuck are you wandering out in the woods for? You're kind of an idiot, huh? You're dressed for the mall, not the goddamn wilderness.
Here, use my phone to call your parents.
Dumbass. What if there was something scary in these woods?
Goddamn kids NEVER think about what they're doing.
too normal and rational answer.
GTFO!
c u c k
I'd say hello angelic model ayelin mamedova or irishka gurskaya
I only hike with coors lights sorry and keep walking
>what girls think guys want: OP
>what guys actually want:
true
rapey time
finally a male itt
>Why yes I am indeed of the male sex, how could you tell?
Ok looks like she would be fun for the night or a booty call see not wifey material.
Why yes i have some water. It's in my truck why don't you get in and we can drive wherever you need to be.
bunch of fucking morons
What the fuck kinda shorts are those
Whore shorts
jean shorts