SUCCESS!!

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LETS GOOO!!!

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your chat's pretty dead mate youve got to be more interesting

On tinder, how often is it that a woman types first? I've been on tinder for about a year now, i've used it on and off, generally using it for a few days and then forgetting about it for amonth. From the 70 or so matches, about 7 of them have wrote to me. Is that normal, or am i just so unbearably sexy?

Only one has written to me first. Why do I have to do all the work?

Women rarely message first in general. They know they don’t need to. Assuming they’re average or above, there’s gonna be 5 guys messaging them at any given time. You gotta stand out somehow.

People on Tindr are incredibly vapid from my experience. Ive only ever had 2 dates from Tindr, and about ~20 or so matches. Only seriously used it for about 2 months total across 3 1/2 years.
I find that interacting with women in person led to much more success for me.
Found my current girlfriend who is a straight up Unicorn in public at a local nerd themed bar.

Damn, feelsgoodman.jpg. I mean i do have long, wavy hair, and i've gotten compliments about it before, so I guess that's it? It's a shame i'm too socially retarded to take advantage of it. Thanks for the response

Yeah that's the same for me, about 10% message first. But then I've only initiated with about half of my matches so far, so they prob think same of me

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keep it going

She wants to fuck

tell her what a cute guy u are and how u be looking for someone chill as well, dis is going somewhere

Stop texting yourself

SEND DICK

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Fake, black people don't work

She's Latina

Dubs dont lie

Hurry up and get nudes you asshole

Oh shit my bad

Stop talking like a fagget you are losing her, what you gonna type next?**giggles**?

She wants to be dominated, can’t you see? Ask her if she dares to do things at het work, let’s see how kinky this bitch is

Show her profile pic

Thissss

Relax I just asked her. Now we wait

Proof?

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Got 5% battery left, this better be worth it

Still sounding like a faggot but good safe

U probably gonna fuk it up

Shut the fuck up you big faggot!!!! I say this very sincerely the more you talk the less likely she is to fuck!!! Don't even ask for nudes bro after she said I'm down you won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You already fucked it stop being weird. Go a bit slower

"i guess most men are idiots"
You fucking beta faggot.
Enjoy your blue balls.

You fucked up you fucking retard.

I’m not op just lurking, but now my cig is up and have to go down to gf so i hope op can slide a dildo in her ass while fucking her red stretched pussy

Kek

Pics or it didn't happen...

ITT
An autist talks to himself, screencaps results

Shut the fuck up faggot this slut wants to fuck she doesn't want a conversation about it

Let’s see if this works
-j

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go and ask for a naughty pic of her from work now man

good luck

Such a shitty thread. Hurry it up opie

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>8/14/19
i bet she's allready knocked up

still in, but close to being rejected

#metoo

#metoo

Is this an abnormal amount of matches? Dude in here said he's been on tinder for a year with 20... I'm an average looking male with a blank profile.

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>Me too
She's not even reading your messages anymore

no

Holy hell those are some ugly girls. Only Jen is decent looking.

A year with 20 just sounds really low, I've never used tinder but I've seen friends get 10-20 in a night before

I hit like on everything and then go see who matched me. I don't even look at the screen.

>Me too
You're now one line away from mission failure.
Literally don't message her again until its time to fuck. You've been warned

I just looked back at some matches, she was decent looking haha

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Is that Iris chick just forehead?

#metoo
Abort nigga

okay user, find the fattest, ugliest girl in your matches and message her

Leave her on read

it's normal by human being's standards, but on Yea Forums yeah you're basically a god

these autists are either impossible to look at, impossible to talk to, or both...you and me included

bigger head
bigger surface area to slap

Come on though you gotta have a little bit of standards. Look at Iris, her forehead is bigger than your dick.

I asked her one question whilst sloppy drunk, dude. That response from her is where the conversation ended. Stop being bitter.

Desperate

>sloppy drunk
>doesn't look at any of their pictures
>hits on everything that moves
>thinks I'm bitter

You need to get laid by someone who's good looking, you won't be so desperate.

This is now a cringe thread

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OP here, I am a big faggot

Alrighty. Thanks for the advice, senpai.

so she went from chillin at home to being at work?

I barley message anyone haha
-j

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>decent looking
A fucking negress.
No standards, no shame.
Die a faggot.

Yeah I noticed that. Wouldn't surprise me if it's actually a dude

TBH, you're probably killing your chances by screenshotting every little thing on snapchat since she can see that. Probably looks super desperate.

What kind of pussy hasn’t showed these sluts his dick yet???

that's not snapchat u faggot

Only ugly fat ones message you first

Kill urself

This isn't snapchat faggot?

This guy knows

>not knowing how to screencap secretly using a separate application
This is why your nude folders are unimpressive

What the fuck are you talking about? A fucking retard says something isn't snapchat and then you have to pretend you even have a nude folder? What does that have to with the price of tea in China?

Bre was a no go fam, she said no thanks. Guess it’s time to uninstall haha
-j

you're fucking spare parts aren't you bud

Wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud

Op is such a fag!!

get this guy a fuckin' puppers

Are you the faggot that's fucking desperate to hit on 11 head? Or are you the retard that does know what Snapchat is? Holy hell, I didn't realize Yea Forums got this retarded these days.

So much this!

Calm down autist we're referencing a show, the conversation about snapchat is clearly over and the guy either left in disgrace or figured out he was wrong and shut the fuck up about it

since when did you kiddies need a pound of flesh to be satisfied that you're right? calm the fuck down

what happened, op?

it's just narcissism. he desperately craves the validation. it's all he has to cling to. they have no other way to value themselves. just ignore people like that.

Keep this thread goin, i wanna see user score

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holy shit kill yourself you incompetent swine

Wtf we saying boys, dubs decides

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I want you to fuck me with a zucchini like the whore i am

>listens to hole
run for the fucking hills.

Dont spend time on that loser faggot

WINRAR. Do it.

god dam it, get another hot black chick.

Tinder bots. Not real. Ask one what is love. If she doesn't say baby don't hurt me no more, it's a bot.

>spicy

And now we wait fam

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I don’t actually plan on fucking, but dubs decide on tinder is hilarious

>dyslexia kicked in
>read "I want you to fuck me like the zucchini whore i am."

>I don’t actually plan on fuckin
you are gay user

Best of luck user

Maybe a little, but as a fat man fucking fat women is a damn chore

>Nog down for a hook up that quick
>Enjoy your crabs

what is condom

Looks like Michael Jackson

They're all fuck ugly thats why

You're seeing 6/209...

I’m really happy for you OP but this guy is right. You literally just asked “wanna fuck?” and that’s all it took. Now imagine 300 guys before you doing the exact same thing. You better pray that rubber doesn’t break.

First message was a little cringey but not too much. You saved it though, good job OP

This is why you make women uncomfortable.

You had potential OP and now you’re losing her. Just stop. You’re getting weirder and weirder as the conversation goes on. Coming on too strong and it’s getting creepy

She wants you to stop. This fizzled out quickly

This, you’re annoying her with you’re creepy texts. You crashed and burned when you asked her for nudes at work

no response?

Bump waiting for this as well..

Dubs decide what I say.

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How much to fuck the dog?

Roll

do you only message fat girls?

Another one.

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I i'm haha? you chatting up a spastic?

Get fucked loser.

Are you the guy telling me I had nothing but uggo matches? Stop being so bitter, my friend.

what

>you seem like a lot of fun and laid back
from "I'm down"

When was the last time you got your butthole slurped real good?

rr

Jews did 9/11

WINRAR

Stop talking about her race, retard. You're going to fuck it up.

muh anti identity politics
shut up boomer.

Ask for her snap
And share with the class I wanna see if I can get some win

Post screenshot of you saying this OP, we got a win.

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"you've never fucked a nigger before right? I don't date coalburners"

can't wait for the response

reroll

Rolling

"How many nigger dicks have you sucked?"
But ease into it. Make small talk first.

reroll for this.

They'll just ummatch me. At least make it funny. I'll keep posting if we can keep it going.

this

Roll

Hahahaha based

Bitches suck my dick because I cum like 36 ways
AK-47 leave that bitch with no fucking name
Call my main bitch and she stay giving me brain
Put that bitch to shame, violate that brain
Young Based God dope my bitch like I'm cocaine, rollin

You're beautiful. Let's get together so I can whip your bare ass with a belt until you're a sobbing mess. We'll see how things go from there.

OP is a huge fucking faggot, can't believe you fucking failed at the first bitch on snap. Fucking kill yourself you virgin

No. They might flip shit or they might start talking shit on niggers.

I'm not op, dude... I'm that guy asking if his 204 matches is abnormal. Chill out.

Motherfucking kill urself op.. this thread sucks

I wonder what even happened to OP

dubs

Dubs demand it

lel. win

Oh shit

guarantee she stopped responding.

win too

roll for trips

No, turns out she only would send me nudes for money. 15 pics for $75. At that point we argued a bit and she did finally send a pic of her giving me the bird. I've moved on to another.

Dubs decide.

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Kek

Can I eat ice cream out you asshole while you sing me a part from Catz

im the best you can get

roll

op must be smashing like crazy

Can I choke you with my dick and make all that mascara run down your face?

▲
▲ ▲

this

FUCK

Btw, these:
are all me. fuck you retards saying they're all gross. just swipe right on everything and filter through them.

roll

this again

nice dubs

final roll

Rolling

I'm an emotional cripple and I allow internet strangers to tell me what to type.

▲
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You're right. You're right. It was just annoying with the baseless assumptions.

This faggot

Want sum fuk?

just get some.dubs already

You up for letting me taste that pooper?

roll for this

any update on this?

Im guna put ma benis in ur vegene

You haven't fucked any niggers, right? You're hot, but I don't want to get aids.

WINRAR

No response yet.

Don't puss out, OP.

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based op

Continue on a new thread if this one dies. I'm on the edge of my seat for these replies.

And suddenly I give a single fuck about this thread again.

Dubs.

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Nice. She's a keeper.

Good. Just making sure. You down to hook up?

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"What is it about Blacks that makes you not want to fuck them? Is it the smell? The low IQ? That they look like monkeys? I have to know"

Thank god. I've already got syphilis, getting AIDS would really ruin my day.

That's great news that you'll fuck me because I thought you might have aids. Black people are the worst aren't they?

i didn't think you had aids, but in this day and age with all this race mixing and what not you never really know what white girl has fucked a dirty toad

You haven't fucked any kikes either right?

this

Rollllll

Reroll

just making sure. I noticed you're Italian, do you have a bush?

rolling

You misread what I said. I asked if you’ve fucked any niggers because THEY have aids... but since you’re niglet free, we’re all good.

So when can I stuff my man meat down your gullet?

Reroll

Reroll for lulz

Rollin

Good. I'm going to throat fuck you like the whore you are, I'm sure your makeup will look better smudged all over your face.

roll

rr

I’ve got a copy of beetlejuice on dvd and some fresh lube wanna come Jeff off with me?

Reroll

999

Roll

Let’s go dubs...

then you make and link it. I haven't browsed here in like 6 years...

This

roll

what a keeper

...

Fucking rolling for dubs

thissss

Reroll

Let’s go roll!

Give it one more

this but don't say man meat, just man

Good, I've already got HIV so I don't want you getting super AIDS after fuck you.

Dammit. This

come one

Another roll. Final one for this.

Roll

this is bad and you should feel bad

reroll

Rollin

please this

Tybg

Damn all those rolls, and not one dubs.. bummer. Rolling for lulz

hurrry up, boys. the longer you take the more time she has to unmatch me.

this

That’s a trips! Just do it OP

...

>

you fucking loser

rollo

roll

This

Seriously? No dubs? Fine.
Check em

please post this

Go go go!

nigger nigger nigger

Call almighty dubs

Trips

Roll

Rolling

rolll

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Rolll

Fucking roll

rollll

Kek

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for fuck sake so close

Close to trips... nice! Rolling

this

This please

"I don't normally fuck niggers so we gotta keep this on the DL"

niggers tongue my anus

Rollin

rolling

rolly

Go

Go go

gooooooooooo

fuck this game

Roll

Winrar!!!

finally, go op

Fucking finally

Nice... that took forever

roll roll roll

You better deliver, OP

you don't need to roll.
We have a winner But the Threat is dead

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better make and link new thread I'm not making a new one

Legend

im sorry master for not believing in you

No reply :(

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She unmatched, btw.

Boo

okay its over. time to go home. all the work for nothing

Well what did you think was going to happen?

sometimes a miracle

hahaha