REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

REPLY TO THIS THREAD AND YOU WILL HAVE A GIRLFRIEND BY TOMORROW

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rEplY tO tHiS ThReAd AnD yOu WilL HaVe A GiRlFRienD By TomOrRoW

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atlest my mum is safe

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Unlikely

REBLY at these thread and a girfreind be are your today!!!!

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I'm already married so this will be interesting.

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AHAAAHAHAHA... no.
Dude, I'm over 50 and a proverbial monster. As I'm not into landwhales or other seriously damaged goods, no chance it will EVER happen.

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deal

Ok, but you lied last time

yeet

it didnt work last time but this time it will, i know it

Fuck ittttttttt you never know

b magic is like fairies, if nobody believes in it it doesn't work

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Rollin'...

Lucky day

Lmao yeah like any of you incel virgin lowlifes could ever hope to get a girlfriend

my last hope

Said the guy larping as a chad. Kek.

Im goin to commit suicide tonight so y not

finally thaks dude

Huh

sure

plsssssssssss

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If it's a trap, it's going in the furnace.

OK.

I don't exactly believe this but I'm an idiot so ok

Got nothing to lose by being a retard, make it so user.

Not sure about this

might as well shoot my shot, there's this one girl who seems interested in me

Unless...?