>be me
>18
>decide to get a vasectomy
>never want kids anyway
>what if though
>had my sperm frozen in case I change my mind
>never told anyone
>ffw 15 years
>married for 3 years
>happiest time of my life
>'oh user I'm so happy! we're pregnant honey!'
>fmw
fuck my life.
Lucky motherfucker now you dont have to be married.
tell her over text you had a vasectomy and post the result on the thread faggot
Tits or gtfo
This is absolute shit man. My condolences. At least you won't be bound by this. Get yourself a lawyer immediatly and let a doctor verify that you're sterile. Sue the shit out of this bitch. Don't let her take your stuff
Tell her you had a vasectomy. then get rid of her
these two anons are right do this
>fmw
>fuck my wife
Yeah I did that alright
Who gets a vasectomy at 18?
Another one gets cucked by the jew roastie.