Be me

>be me
>18
>decide to get a vasectomy
>never want kids anyway
>what if though
>had my sperm frozen in case I change my mind
>never told anyone
>ffw 15 years
>married for 3 years
>happiest time of my life
>'oh user I'm so happy! we're pregnant honey!'
>fmw

fuck my life.

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Lucky motherfucker now you dont have to be married.

tell her over text you had a vasectomy and post the result on the thread faggot

Tits or gtfo

This is absolute shit man. My condolences. At least you won't be bound by this. Get yourself a lawyer immediatly and let a doctor verify that you're sterile. Sue the shit out of this bitch. Don't let her take your stuff

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Tell her you had a vasectomy. then get rid of her

these two anons are right do this

>fmw
>fuck my wife

Yeah I did that alright

Who gets a vasectomy at 18?

Another one gets cucked by the jew roastie.

Post pics of your balls please

Are you excited to have a little black baby of your own?

Post wife

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Take a sperm test, it could be possible that if you got your tubes tied, you still produced enough.
Highly unlikely but possible.
However if you had your balls removed, how the fuck did she not notice?

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>vasectomy
>balls removed
No retard

>balls removed
kek

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you think she's gonna ride the same o'l dick for 3+ years ?

my condolences dude do whatever you can to not get fucked around even more by the slut and leave her.
this is my ignorance speaking but how does one sue if a wife cheats? like what basis or ground is that?

nonironically hoss check with a doctor before doing literally anything. there have been cases of vasectomies not actually stopping male fertility. it's rare, very rare, but check with a doctor before jumping to the worst.

Rough, someone needs to post that story about the dude that got a vasectomy and then dropped the mic on his cheating gf. I would post it if I had it.

Well im just assuming from the US. Some states have laws that let you sue somebody if you have proof of their infidelity. If youre not from the US or in any of these states the least you can do is make sure she gets kicked out without taking any of your belongings. Thats why you get a lawyer. At least talk to one.

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im from aussie and this was still insightful cheers.

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just leave.