Come home and see this

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I'd call nearest ZOO parks and asked them why they left their animal in my house

That would be really weird because I live alone. I imagine I would take that thing out of his mouth and ask what the actual fuck. What I do next would depend on his answer, and whether or not someone else had snuck into my house.
Congrats, OP. This is really quite the conundrum!

i would make him my slave and id fuck him 24/7

kill myself

im putting two rounds in this fat, pale cave bitch for bringing his mayonnaise smelling white ass into my house.

welp better get the oven on.

Suckling manpig for dinner tonight!

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Rent a forklift and throw it in the oven

Your shots cause the mayonnaise to spill out and spray over everything. You'll never get that smell out, now.

Where'd ya get that big oven user?

When you hear someone talk about the national suicide rate. You have to remember it’s these people that are the ones committing suicide. So don’t feel bad. It’s a good thing.

Bought one at the fire sale after Auschwitz closed

>99.9% of weebs look like this

anime was a terrible mistake

What episode of MBMBAM is this?

name?

I have seen gore, porn but this, is fucking disgusting

puke

Clean and maintain his fatness. Keep it as a slave, a soft pale meaty ass to rage duck isn't easy to find around.