Celeb Thread - /I have a ballsack for a nose ʕ•͡ω•ʔ/ edition

Celeb Thread - /I have a ballsack for a nose ʕ•͡ω•ʔ/ edition.

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I don't watch any movie that doesn't open with a close-up of Emma's face

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Best Emma best thread.

That would leave me with a boner for the whole thing though!

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What else are movies for?

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You HATE Emma tho!

Take this Reeree pic if you don't have it.

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What a rack

I should be asleep right now

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d-do I?
I do have it but I still like seeing it :3

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Babs titties.....

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Watching with friends. :3

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>TFW all you ever wanted was to watch Emma masturbate with either a thick glass dildo or a hitachi vibrator.
>It will never happen.
Why live user? :<

I was just messing with you. Which Emma do you like best though?

I figured you might have already had it, you may have even been the person I stole it from kek

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That can be fun too :)

I like Stone and Watson, Roberts not so much but she can be cute at times. I try to avoid 'Emma wars' kek, they autistic as fuck.

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>She’s going to get piles sitting on that hard marble
Anilingus speed bumps?

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Sexy Anna

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Sounds hot user. Now you have me thinking about Emma masturbating.

Can do both ofc.

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I avoid them too, but they basically never happen anymore cause Emma (the Emma) won a long time ago, plus Schnookie hasn't posted Roberts in forever so it rarely gets brought up anymore. The war is over.

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>The war is over.
Cus everybody knows who best Emma is

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When are the Jess wars gonna begin?

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now THAT;s a nice emma

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But in a nice wholesome way, lying on her back up against the headboard and pillows surrounded by her warm fluffy blankets, completely naked and exposed lying with her legs apart bent at the knee, reaching between her legs and spreading her lips with her left hand fingers while prodding and teasing it with the dildo in her right, pushing it in just an inch or two before tensing up, pulling it out, taking a deep breath and sliding it back in a little further every time. Imagine seeing THAT. :3

Yes, yes they DO, thanks for agreeing with me!

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God I wish that were me.

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alba wins. the end

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I suppose so

That one's already been won too

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yeah exactly

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ALBA >>>> other jessicas

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have to go with alba there, sorry m8y

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M/F/K

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That was really hot... hng. *blushes*

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she was cute until she went all sjw for the coin

NOW KISS

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I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE LEWDING. You're a bad influence on my user, you should be ASHAME of yourself! ʕ•̀ ω •́ʔ

>Just kidding. o v o

That's Tay's mommy BTW.

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upgrade

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Now I'm trying to think of other common celeb names kek

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dont get the appeal of jlaw. she average at best

>>Watches you masturbate.

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Why aren't you supposed to lewd? It is fun. :3

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Behead whoever created bras.

Cause I feel I fap too much and it's unhealthy. :-----/

Lewding itself is okay but too often I fall into the trap of lewding and then fapping, best to avoid it all together.

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>no Aniston
dropped
Conelly wins this one easy though

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Don't have any Aniston, never really liked her lol

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one can only imagine how many dicks taht lil boy has sucked while high on coke

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now *this* is a hard one

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this is the final boss though

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>Emma friend gone.
KMS myself.

>Implying those two whores on the far right are even in the running.
IMO it's between Reinhart and Collins but James is QT as well.

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Depends what you're ranking by I guess
But yeah I'd go Reinhart for sure

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collins all the way

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if a Lili is eligible for Lily Wars, i'll have to nominate this one too

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ye she fine

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literally who

Epic ass for a skinny white bish

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The only Lillie’s that matter

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lili simmons

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go to bed

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Too late for bed now
Who’s butt is that?

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lily mo

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I should have guessed. She’s a hoe

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tru

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She’s definitely a little hottie but her nose is weirdly small

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so picky smh

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I don't wanna love a sexy Lili anymore. :--/

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she has her father's knose. a bit off-putting

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Just an observation
Doesn’t distract from her hotness

Why not? She’s cute.

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based

you broke the lily chain!

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her dancing ruined my boner

I like weird noses on qts

Más por favor

OMABONE

Cause the more you love something the more it hurts when you can't have it. :-----/

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At least she got her mother’s demeanor
Exhibit A Cutie Lily!

LJ’s big booty

I know that feel user, hang in there

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enablers

Moar pls.

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Poor girl is so horny

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Exactly. I bet Kate taught Lily all she knows

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got that one where she's ontop of the car? I don't have it saved apparently :/

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How could Lily not be a hoe with a mom like that??

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this illeagal

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i know, i already contacted cyber police

Mommy...

>got that one where she's ontop of the car? I don't have it saved apparently :/

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I think Brie really gives of cool-sexy-aunt-that-you-look-forward-to-seeing-at-family-events vibes

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She’s just a straight up slut

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Cool wine aunt material lmao

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shes an ugly sjw white men hating cunt

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i think Brie really gives of hot-big-tittied-qt-you-want-to-jerk-off-to-multiple-times-per-day vibes

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any anjourie rice?

Because you're a sexist and reduce her to an object?
just be amazed by her high-standard, christian virginity and purity! she doesn't have that? wait... huh.

>if Watson was to raise her opinion on this

I agree she's hot but how can people look past the toxic bullshit femme fatale gang she, Rowling and Sarkeesian are?
it's so much of a red flag that it makes me disregard her as a fuckable person entirely.

and worse is, fanboys are too immature to realize they're enabling/leveraging their insanity by ANY support in their direction.

oh yeah, I'll be generous:
>10 minutes until some beta gets triggered and insults me

The things I'd do to gently penetrate that tight ass

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Lol for sure. Not a mommy but something adjacent

Very good point user
Gold star for you

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>Order item off Ebay.
>Hasn't moved in three days.
H-hello? I want my item please... o n o

Haha I forgot about her feet.

Bro... you just posted cringe bro.

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>>MFW feet are a defining feature for someone’s attractiveness

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>>shes an ugly sjw white men hating cunt

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>he makes fun of me being as hot to women as a cockroach, better insult him with memes from 2015
thanks for the laughs
when was the last time a girl made eye contact with you?
yeah, that's what I thought.

maybe he send you false tracking code because lazy asshole also MDIB

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It probably got handled off to another carrier and now it won't be updated until it gets here. I've had that happen a couple times before kek

Bigger than Taylors?

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bigger what

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based

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the only thing worse is when they need 3 days to announce that the delivery service
will get the packet sometime in the future. it should be at my home after 3 days

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More compooter stuff?

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Stroking it long and hard for taytay

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>it should be at my home after 3 days
lol, you probably live close to a city so that's possible for you, I live innawoods and it takes a lot longer.

A whole new computer, I'm still upgrading the laptop but I bought another one that's smaller and easier to carry around (like to my brother's place). ' v '

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too much talk not enough emma

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Is dadfu dead?

Ah motherfucker, i just came so much all over my screen, shit

amazon needs two days. I will accept anything less

I like your filenames user :)

How come your mom lets you have TWO laptops?

2good2Btru

He was on here yesterday, not sure about today

>image limit reached

FUUUUUUUU

New when?

I'll make one.

Quick

Judging by the comments on the tail end of this thread, the kids just woke up and the next thread's gonna be trash. I ain't gonna make it.

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