You're carelessly walking on the streets and then find this used sex doll. What do you do, annon?

that looks like Japanese script to me.
Korean has more circles and ovals in it.

Dress up as a male mannequin and hold a sign saying barbie paid the toll.

> should have probably shot himself years ago

Attached: file.png (831x198, 28K)

Fucking mint

Attached: kek.gif (217x199, 555K)

Put her in the passenger seat and drive in the carpool lane.

Damn, that sounds unbelievably depressing.

Lucky dog. Just throw it in the shower with some disinfectant and have fun

Are those fleshlights still up for grabs?
Asking for a friend.

Call the police to waste their time pretending i didnt know it was only a doll

hose that fucker down and post it on gumtree

obviously korean

I'd do her.

I wonder when VR is going to get good enough to have a realistic sex experience or action experience, like race car driving, mountain climbing, etc. I would love that.

How used?

Take selfies with it and call the health department just like you would a needle on the ground.

That's because you're a retard

in cell????

Attached: vr_physics2.webm (1152x648, 2.38M)

Attached: o0RQdVU.gif (500x207, 1.86M)

Based

Attached: 1552899971378.png (512x512, 246K)

I would clean it up, put clothes on it so you can't see its a doll, maybe put a few dead rats inside it so its smells like a dead body, then take it to the local park/playground and hang it from a tree with a bag over its head.

Attached: .jpg (500x409, 28K)

BEGOOOOOOOOOOOONE THOT

lol

Cute socks.
Fpbp.
This most likely. Dude killed himself and family found that. Imagine their shock. Tbh one of the reasons I would hesitate to buy one of those. I know im dead so it doesnt matter but jesus christ. That's what your family would remember you by.

Somehow this doesn't live up to my 2D fantasy.

Attached: chobits.jpg (2553x3627, 1.52M)

God I wish that were me

i'll take to my house fuck it and resell on ebay

throw it off something like a bridge or tall building and watch people flip out

Attached: r9k's bedroom.jpg (450x600, 42K)

imagine gooks having access to firearms. You'd see agressive retard shot for illegaly dumping sex doll instead of mattress.

Attached: doubt.jpg (326x501, 131K)

Savonarolapill

Lolllll illiterate fgt

some articles say she died in 66, others say 73. Some say police found her, others say neighbors broke in and found her, can't find any reputable source for this story. It's probably fake.

Pick it up

Take it home

Put in bath

Proceed to wash it

Get a towel dry it

Pick up doll

Proceed to bedroom

Put in bed

Tuck it in

Say goodnight doll

Attached: 1A1D1D45-8F78-490A-AEB2-8452EE43E91D.jpg (552x338, 20K)

>Says it's Japanese
>no Kanji
>no kana
>no hiragana

U funny

FUCKING RARE!

>live alone
>never get married
>never have kids
>no family
>die
>they send some dude to clear your house and throw all your stuff in a skip

God thats filthy. Those are expensive too. No way to treat your prized possessions.

I'd keep it. It's certainly more worth while than modern women
youtu.be/pfT9FIcYjOE

You forgot the bowl of eggs

Based and commuterpilled

kek'd and checked

make a quick stop at a costume shop and then play a game of Salem Witch Trials.
>"SHE FLOATS! SHE FLOATS! WITCCHHH!"
>"BURN HER AT THE STAKE! DEVIL CHILD!"

If we could somehow harness jizz into a fuel, we would be masters of the universe.

That's Korean. Kanji has way more strokes and there's no mix of hiragana in the text.

>360

So much this but also vigorously fuck it before sleeping next to it.

Take it home, clean it up and keep it. I wouldn't fuck a used sex doll but I like the idea of dressing one up to look cute for photos

SO LONG GAY BOWSER

did she died?

ah, i remember those fat murderers.
how did the story end? which sentences did the get?

Attached: 1565615858161.png (1000x1500, 1.17M)

I would attach a new cyborg brain, and name her Alita after my deceased daughter.

Attached: 1561572945703.jpg (405x720, 78K)

You could easily get that, buy some disinfecting cleaning shit they sell for these, clean it real good, then wait a month. All possible infectious shit will have died out. Just like new.

he musta been one ugly ass dude

>carelessly
that's your first mistake.
I am never careless

>American education

Attached: Imperial Chuckle.gif (500x209, 1.8M)

How can you go 42 years without some issue with rent or whatever coming up?

I'd sit her in my lap

Attached: Screenshot_20190912-072841_Gallery.jpg (997x2115, 1.39M)

Im all for gun rights and defending yourself, but taking a gun to confront someone over a matress left next to a dumpster takes a special kind of 'meritard

Neighbors paid her rent.

nice

This right here an oldfag.
Take pictures everyone.

the third character on the top row is 100% undoubtedly korean retard

she'll make a better rocket league double than random

Checked what, newfag?

your mom samefag

Attached: ajtrl3socn511.jpg (1526x978, 353K)

lmao retard

Attached: 1568030449000.png (420x420, 208K)

You clearly have no idea what “checked” or “samefag” means. Fuck out of here faggot.

>809379209
stop samefagging

Attached: Empire_Blowmold_Blow_Mold_Santa_Christmas_Train_3_Piece_60mi_S_Of_Chicago_02_nna.jpg (250x216, 11K)

>oldfag
for a story that's like 4 years old, lurk moar faggot

kek

>Oldfag
Tell me how I know you're a newfag. Stop posting.

>user takes filthy doll home
>places it in bath and gently washes her entire body
>he gently washes her pussy and he reminds himself it only for photos
>He wraps in a towel and lays her in bed to finish drying her
>he dresses her up in sexy outfits and poses her in in positions that he’s fantasized about
>with his camera still in hand he strokes his cock
>he repeatedly tells the doll that they shouldn’t do it
>he can’t help it “I’ll only rub my cock on the outside of her pussy
>before he knows it he is covered in sweat as his cum pours out of her pussy
Kys

Attached: 752CBF7D-B9C0-4C3F-91B7-F871A270A61A.jpg (1125x1005, 277K)

Premise is ridiculous. I was banned from Japan after the Gulf of Tonkin incident

well fuck. The ird comes looking for me if I stop paying taxes and property taxes go in the red after 3 months. And to be able to go 42 years is absurd. Bank wpuld have taken the property for being late on payments. I smell bullshit.

kek

Attached: e77a6ab9f231cf0ea8a249d72181001342abc9ec11137ca99d3d50cae64e0858.gif (424x477, 1.08M)

Ask if she is okay.

360 degree, you sure buddy?

Attached: 1567970625524.jpg (720x755, 73K)

Chobits taught me that I should take her home, clean her up, and get embarrassed at looking at her panties.

You new here?

And, already passed out.

Attached: cosby muh dik.jpg (400x400, 21K)

Attached: 1549063843388.jpg (400x592, 174K)

Relax guy, just a question. In time your energy will wane, and a wave of peace and serenity will wash over you. You will become one of us.

suddenly feels

marry? looks like time for her to settle down

Attached: taer.jpg (637x637, 69K)

YOU FUCKING RETARD YOU WILL JUST BE GOING THE SAME DIRECTION GOD SUCH MORONS IN THIS STUPIS FUCKING WEBSITE

Attached: 20190912_101820.gif (265x175, 1.88M)

Attached: Screenshot_2018-09-11-19-58-37~2.png (720x626, 289K)

Pour ketchup all over it to make it look like a murder .

Attached: 20190912_102430.gif (315x205, 1.65M)

beat it up, stomp on it

Attached: 20190912_103114.gif (176x283, 1.9M)

goodnight moon, I'll see you soon

goodnight doll, handling my balls

she's pre-stained with dirt and pre-covered in trash, I just saved 5 myself minutes of pre-nut preparation

Fucking weaboo's getting so hurt because some pleb doesn't know the difference between the different types of slanted eye language.

put all of the sex toys together into some sex demon voltron to take revenge on humanity for my eternal virginity, like godzilla punishing man for the folly of nuclear catastrophe, but with tits

lol Nice
Also don't make her tell you what happened.

they say when you recycle a can, it's 'back on the shelf' in a store within 60 days

maybe recycling sex dolls means it's on some weirdo's cock within 69 days

why would ANYONE kill themselves when they have an anime sex doll? this story is unlikely

it's the only way to kill the demon of masturbation trapped within the stretched-out vagina of the doll

man, i guess barbie couldn't handle the fame, huh?

You damn gooks are crazy

Attached: 20190831_113450-VideoToMp41.webm (256x144, 1.53M)

First I'd look to the left, then look to the right, look back behind me, then...

clean it, dress her properly and give her a proper christian burial on my backyard.

Attached: 1544193780368.jpg (965x939, 272K)

wow it took about 30 posts for someone to make the joke. good job.

Attached: 1510740545430.gif (800x450, 608K)

Write my friends phone number on it with a marker and leave a note that says , please return if found or call 911

Well at least this time I will only go to jail for lewd conduct and not rape.

Well, that was unexpected.
Lost.

>find love doll on street
>take it home
>tell kids it's your new mommie
>live happily ever after

I can’t imagine what that must have looked like. I’ve been part of a crew that cleans up unattended deaths but the longest I’ve seen was 2-3 months. What a fucking mess. This lady was probably easier to clean/remove, and guaranteed she became one with her recliner.

I think vr racing games are already there. Its the most suitable environment for the performance we can deliver in VR atm. The fact when you drive a car you are sat stationary really lends itself towards vr were youre also just sat. In another 10 years vr is going to be super exciting.

I do wonder if it will get as realistic as, say for instance you play a scenario were youre in a war. Is it possible to affect your mental wellbeing. Possibly even causing ptsd to the most susceptible?

Why can't finding love be this easy?

Hey what’s that little dingaling hangin off her?

thats not korean

Holy fuck kill yourself

Neck yourself faggot.

it is if you lower your standards enough

thank the fates that santa IS, in fact, real, and go home and not stop for anything

make an angry phone call to amazon customer support for such careless handling of my purchased goods

put it in some random dude's truckbed and watch the ensuing fight with his wife over it

youtube.com/watch?time_continue=251&v=E7wwqUA4QZs
But it's here

lick the bunghole obviously.

and especially : the usual comment here on Yea Forums is
> turn 360° and walk away

Oldfags who know how to do it properly just
do a Michael Jackson 360° spin on the spot
then moonwalk away.
The comment is well known for its reliability in "outing" newfags.

Attached: Moonwalk and Spin .gif (350x263, 1.86M)

walking home with that fuck that but the money would be nice

The cane with stabilizers says it all

This is literally that anime Chobits

Read the thread you fucking retard