Hi Yea Forums last night, I picked up a dead cat lying on the road while its body was still fresh,(even tho it had one eyeball out) and fucked it by dilating his anus.
>For the second time as there was another cat years earlier
Help me redeem my sins with your best porno now that my brain is collapsing for the second time
you can't be redeemed
That's so fucked up, even as a fantasy. You need professional help.
shit happens man
Your brain is fucked go to a ward, no redemption from that. If it makes you feel any better those cats could give you worms and I hope they do since nobody asked you to fuck them. No respect for life. If you can't respect life you don't deserve to have one.
Go kill (just a joke fbi) some pedophiles/rapists/murderers or something? I don't know
Not much you can do to redeem yourself
It was already dead faggot
Post vid or time stamp or gtfo faggot
Idk man. You seem a bit too far gone to be redeemed now. Try ODing on heroin or something.
Ive tried jumping from a 3 story building height on my head. Years of rehab and still alive not fucked up enough to kill that cancer in my head
Ive managed to buy a pistol and have one 9mm bullet its not a matter of if, but when
Im not a bad guy I just mock and laugh at myself in madness. I actually did it in purpose so I felt this bad afterwards so my sick brain can learn somehow that this shit is not me
It was alive at one point inbred, just cause it got hit by a car doesn't mean you cant give it a shred of respect and let it rest in peace
It was in fact the saddest event you can imagine, a fight between two sides, in one hand, a side who didnt want sexual pleasure or profit but to fullfill an achievement, and in the other side, a desperate side that after running out of options used reverse psichology to overwhelm both sides in fear, sadness and nausea. Its a slow fight
Nice larp. So many fucking retards here
If you shoot yourself make sure to get some psychoactives or just extremely drunk and high. No matter how bad of a person you are you deserve to feel euphoria in your last moments
And btw if that was my pet you fucked and I found out you wouldn't enjoy your last minutes too much.
fuck this im outta here fuck everything fuck this misery i am sorry
even if this is a larp you r now forever cursed
Yay what's your real name since your offing your self?
Also it's best for the world people with minds like yours don't live so thanks
you are cursed now you will fuck it up and survive
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If OP is still alive, call your local help line or 911.
You'll be institutionalized for up to 3 months. Trust me bro its good for your mind and soul. If you go now with all this in your head your last thoughts will be nothing but misery
Also if you choose or chose to end it now, you are forgiven. T: I hope your next life will guide you towards a better purpose.
what?
no way
at the very least those who commit suicide are turned into doomed tree people
Trees can't hurt the innocent. Trees are at peace.
taxidermy project
Suicide
> If you go now with all this in your head your last thoughts will be nothing but misery
I'd say that is the point here
this isnt a forest you want to be a tree in
also at the worst for all eternity he must stand outside as it rains lava
We all get horrny sometimes, no big deal
Yeah, but for >literall pussies or asses