Be me

>be me
>me think, therefore me be
>be me therefore, me think
>me be

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keked and checked

Nice butt

Thanks

More?

Bump for butt

>be me
>24 year old mildly autistic man child
>hungry after work shift
>go to local grocery store
>check watch as i enter the building. its 3:05pm
>decide to get a breakfast burrito from the deli and some kombucha
>get in line to pay
>long.png
>starting to get very irritated
>15 minutes has gone by and theres only one checker
>check watch
>its 3:30
>finally get to front of the line
>stacey rings up my two items
>it was 13.70
>go to grab wallet from back right pocket
>its not there
>shitfuck.jpg
>check front pocket
>only have a ten, a dime, a nickel and 2 pennies
>can only afford one of my two items
>out of a mixture of frustration and autism i decide to just pick my items up and walk out of the building without paying
>stacey doesnt move but yells at me the whole time
>made it out to my car
>frustration has now subsided, guilt has set in
>though im no longer frustrated, i still have plenty of autism left in me
>walk back inside with my items
>ignore the line and walk directly up to register
>stacey is both angry and confused
>tell her i want to pay for my stuff
>she says okay while looking at me like im retarded and rings me back up
>still costs 13.70
>give her all the money i had, knowing it wouldnt be enough
>after a brief pause she looks me dead in the windows of my soul and says "ummmmm. youre short 3.50 asshole"
>nervously check my watch
>its 3:50. and i need about 3.50
>it was about that time i realized i was a 16 foot tall monster from the paleozoic era

Boom

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Sweet, love the tats too
These you or something?

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Even more tats
Sweet

Can neither confirm nor deny

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>be you
>be pretentious retard
>flaunt your ability to understand a simple quote to normal people

Understandable
Filename suggests it's some kinda oc but it's all good, just keep posting if you can cuz these pics look great

Filename?

Oh nvm duh. Im dumb

Your pics have a filename, if you look closely you can see date and time, usually a sign of it being a oc picture

You were too fast for me

Yeah i just forgot because im on mobile lol

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Lmao, still great pics though

Thanks

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Hot and aesthetic due to the tats, holy fuck

Glad you like them

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Anytime, they just look great

Wish I can find a ff like this someday

Gf*

Ff?

Ah gotcha. Im sure theres someone out there for you!

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Ah I bet, just that my part of the country doesn't have girls I like. I'm probably gonna move in the future though

Where are you from?

The Netherlands

Oh i thought there were plenty of pretty girls there

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Depends which part you're from, sadly I'm from a shitty part

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Fair enough. Come visit oregon :p

I wish, it bet it would be sweet over there.
If you're there then it's an even bigger plus

I moved here from california. Absolutely love it

I'll keep it in mind then, any specific place in Oregon that's great?

Anywhere populated really. Bend and portland are amazing. Eugene is nice too. I live just outside portland for now. Weird question but are bi by chance?

Ah thanks it sounds sweet
And yeah I am, how come?

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Theres a guy who sends me ridiculously hot pictures on kik and i wanted to post them in this random thread but didnt want to weird you out if you werent into guys lmao

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Go ahead and post them lmao, I don't mind though I do prefer that girl

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:)

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You were right, that guy is hot, I'm getting jealous of his body. I'm more of a twink and want to get like that guy

Yeah his body is honestly insane. Well i can post more if you want xD

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I don't mind, but like I said I do prefer you :p

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Still love the tats! I always wonder why so many people dislike them

Honestly most people around where i live have alot of ink. Its super common. Mostly just because there are so many young people i think

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I guess that's understandable, still super sweet looking though

Obviously not me but this girl gets me goingg. Had these saved on my phone lol

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Wish i knew her name

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Damn she's good too

Heh

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The art is incredible.. And her boobs are like perfect. And shes crazy pretty and i love nipple piercings haha

Yeah she looks absolutely great
Sweet looking

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You look great

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Thats not me at all but yeah she is sexy as hell

I must've cum like 3 times to you by now, jeez
You're a piece of art

Have you really??

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Yeah, it's not hard for me to stay hard after I cum, or just go again after a round :p

Thats hot.

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Thats really hot .-.

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Hah, you're hot yourself. Do you mind if I save your pics?

If youre still going, do me a favor and cum on your favorite picture in here!

I dont suppose i have a choice really

Ah I don't have a second device to make a tribute
True lmao, I still like to ask though.

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Thats okay. I just want you to do it..

And yeah you can save them lol. Thanks

Well just for you I'll cum a Fourth time

I'll be so sore after this lmao

Older pic

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Fuck, you look super good you know that?

Pls dont save this one. Thats all i ask

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...

You really made the best pic something I can't save huh

You're honestly beautiful and that's something I never thought I'd say on Yea Forums lol

Holy shit you’re 100% perfect!
Any pics showing your armpits?
Thanks for sharing

Well you cant save it but id love it if you came on it tbh

Well thank you. I dont think i do though unfortunately but i can scroll around and check

That's what I just did, if I had a second camera or something I'd show you how covered my phone screen was. Fuck that felt good too

Yeah i do kinda wish i could see that. But either way thats insanely hot to me.. Thank you so much

Cant find the original of this so that sucks. But theres an armpit at least lol

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Ah no worries, you're super hot and nice to talk to. If you want I can give you my Kik? I don't use it at all but I'd love to keep up with you if possible

kianamarie443
I also like never use it but yeah. I have to go to bed now anyway

I really want to taste you right now!

Added you!
Have a good sleep, and thanks for the thread

I would totally bury my face in there! Please!

My god I want you to come over now and sit on my face!

I bet that little, pretty pussy smells heavenly

I will tell you her name if you come sit on my face.

Saved now I'm going to pretend you are my gf on Facebook