Civ thread since the last went down.
Dubs decide. Trips get enforced hard no matter how retarded. Only first get after progress post gets recognized.
Population: 20
Inventory: tents, food rations
The group has settled next to a stream of fresh water running down from a far off mountain range in the NE. They have enough food for 1 month. Forests exist to the SW, and a seemingly endless desert to the NW
Everyone fucks Bob's wife much to Bob's displeasure.
drown all the women in the river
Dyson sphere is constructed
America Invades and builds a McDonalds
Everyone gets circumcised by force because the tribe leader eats the foreskin
Reroll
Jews Happen.
sacrifices start on the mountain
The group start a ritual that consists of getting all the sand of the desert wet
Massive Culling for religious reasons, they lose half the population.
reroll
Go west and become sand niggers
build a wall so niggers can't get in
Winrar!
Plant farms, all arable ground area will be farms
now are drinking mate with scorpion
reroll
New ritual where all the water is scooped out of the river and replaced with cump
delete the game
reroll and you better do it, OP
Make a base underground
Trump send mexicans to the island
Overnight the group decides for no apparent reason, half of them must die to appease whatever God might exist.
The weakest 10 members are slaughtered before sunrise.
Population: 10
Inventory: tents, 1 month of food rations
>Only first get after progress post gets recognized.
Also Fuck you.
discover an alien monolith in the middle of town
Rollo
They invent the wheel and build more tents and start farming and hunter gathering
Rerolling For TEAM USA
Prioritize tool building.
Bows and arrows, spears, hand axes, landworking tools, fishing nets, bow drills for fire making.
Once we have these collect wood, begin foraging, and fish the river.
Eat the dead people
Reroll
2 months rations
Also this
OP mom burn the trees
...
alright fine. here:
delete the game, find another one to get addicted to, and start from there. maybe minecraft, i don't give a shit.
All Killed tribesmen were men, now there are 9 women for the cheiftan to have as a harem. the resulting orgies increase population.
they all start worshipping satan
delete system32
No refrigeration, food expires
how do magnets work?
Unless you smoke it.
winrar?
they domesticate the fish
This but the fish eat more food than they make
I'm assuming this one doesnt count b/c there was nothing there, so I interpret it as they build a research lab to study magnetism.
theres no context you baffoon
Endless sodomy destroys their social constructs. All become traps, 40% kill themselves.
kill everyone in the game
delete the game
profit
>Only first get after progress post gets recognized.
Also Fuck off.
? i rolled
So... by sacrificing half their population they have discovered the secret to magnetism. They have become juggalos.
Let niggers have free reign over food and women
That’s worse than become traps
Build a crack house
Trips here.
They remaining few fuck each other the death. The God is pleased.
The group spends three days pondering the inner machinations of magnetism.
Nothing is gained.
a 1.5ton 10ft bear appears in the village once every week in a random location
it is cannot be placated and will kill every living being it comes across if it is not killed first
you're kinda mean for letting people decide what to do ngl. anyway here's my roll:
find a way to glitch the game out so that it's unplayable and then start the game over.
NO FUCKING WAY
wow fuck you for that GET cheat
They decide to raze the entire forest chopping every tree down and using the food for a giant burning man fire of the symbol of their God.
Again
All of them engage ina orgy. since becoming sandniggers, everyone get AIDS.
they invent the chopsticks and die because of starvation from using the inferior eating utensil
New ritual where they scoop out all the water and replace it with cum
H4X
The men lay down any weapons, use the rest of their food to make an ungaurded buffet as they bend over and expose assholes for passing nigger barbarians to eat it all, rape and castrate the men, then take the women back to their encampments.
444?
Everyone gets a Amy Schumer as cumdump
waste all of your food rations on something useless.
i gotchu
everyone becomes black for no reason nigger time
They females of the group seduce and fuck the bear that's terrorizing the camp, thus creating a new ultra durable hybrid half man half bear. These creatures live in harmony with our group and protect from virtually any intruders.
he was so close
All of them start to eat shit, leading to cysticercosis in two people in the group
Please I beg you Jesus make my life less unbearably niggery
i said 'it cannot be placated' :^) bear cannot be seduced it exists only to murder
Re to all my nigger ass plz
all the island are burned by shrek
Nigger cunt fuck you
the bear kills Shrek before its too late
Roll
A giant bear appears! It consumes 1 villager and begins making its way to the food stores. It consumes 1 week of food before vanishing into thin air.
Knowing it will return in one week, the group only has 2 posts to prepare.
Population: 9
Inventory: tents, 2 weeks of food.
Walls for bear
The ritual needs to be completed, the rivers will run with cum
Last re roll b4 I make my oven pizza with chili flakes and wish I could fucking kill myself
they sacrifice the bear!!!!! and eat it
The bear is killed by a ballistic missile sent by the Jews, the people of the village are kidnapped to mating incessantly in search of creating the new island of Jeffrey Epstein.
they tame the bear and it hunts berries for them
Justice for the cum river
half of the remaining population dies
>cannot be tamed
read the thread
Start religion for bear worship. The weakest of the tribe is offered to buy time for the others to kill and fornicate with the corpse bear avatar
Never forget #cumriver
Everyone is killed by a demonic fireball resulting from the satanic sperm ritual.
>Hunt
>Berries
a thief comes and steals a week of food
placated and tamed are two different words
they eat the bear alive
The camp decides to send two men to the mountains to ask for help from the gods. While on their journey they stumble upon the magically sword of imaniggerifuckedyourmom this sword Grant's three wishes to anyone and makes whoever wields it invincible. For wish #1 they wish for an infinite amount of food. Wish #2 they create a town with thriving commerce. Wish #3 everyone's a trap that has ass babies.
one of the houses gets hit by lightining and explodes, killing everyone inside of it
they turn to the light of Christ and find eternal salvation
Dig hole bear falls.
a religion forms around the bear
they tame bear and drown it for sinning
Rolling for this
Dig a deep hole and lure bear into it then perform ritual of cumming on the bear every week
see it was tamed by the lords will
Winrar?
bear is untameable
Where's the fucking cum river
drown it before it sins more!
Trips for cum river
half of the population starts a cult worshipping the giant bear
bear is killed drowned by cum
the river floods and drowns the bear
Bear drowns in the cum river
#discovered nukes drops a bomb up bears ass. Resulting fallout creates fucked up mutant town.
lol
Begin chopping trees to create rafts that can be attached to rope. Nail the rope to the North end of the where the river diverges in to 2. This will allow the villagers to avoid the bear. This will also bring the villagers closer to the river, which they will be trying to replace with cum.
The group gathers food and fashions leather straps from their dead friends, hoping to use them to break and tame the bear before drowning it.
One more post before bear arrives.
half the population starts kidnapping people as sacrifices to the bear
Build a pool of cum. Lead the beer into it. Drown bear. Then dump cum pool in to river
It wasn't a valid get, keep rolling
~op
Group finds cum buckets mixed with radioactive material to poison bear with
Where is our cum river?
we dig giant hole to make the village an island
1 villager seduces the bear at the cost of his life
it was blocked by the bear
>am bear
>rape OP
An UFO drops a full charged notebook with /b threads opened, the bear inspect it before going to the tribe and end up finding sissy bear porn. bear becomes a degenerate and dies trying to suck his own cock before killind the villagers.
bear mates with a male villager, then eats him. Proceeds to spawn bear/human hybrid
one of the houses burns down and kills everyone inside
one of the villagers falls in love with the bear and demands it be allowed to marry him
Yea Forums has saved us!!!
The bear is tied down and raped by both Male and females. After each has a turn they then throw the bear into the river of cum where he is drowns to death
river floods and kills half the population
half the population vanishes overnight
the bear teaches mathematics to the villagers so they can build more complex machines
Aliens
the river gets abandoned due to aids
They become ultra sand jews niggers
the bear is dead
not yet officially
Mass breeding to throw babies at bear
sissy bear porn FTW
the bear noisily satisfies itself orally outside the village on Yea Forums porn before succumbing to death via dehydration. The UFO hangs about in the air as the villagers harvest 2 weeks of food from the dead bear.
Population: 9
Inventory: tents, 3weeks of food.
The aliens make the river into cum
kill all of the animals/whatever characters are in that game and waste the food rations plus all of your money (whatever currency that may be) and your inventory
they train dogs to eat the bear
Group decides to run with the food towards the mountains (NE).
2 weeks of food spoils, killing whoever eats it
The aliens start breeding with the villagers
Vicious taco truck
so is it done now?
well fuck lmao
the ufo abducted everyone
Everyone begins reproducing like mad.
they use the human straps to shoot down the ufo with bear bones
Reroll
They resort 2 cannibalizing each other
we be fishin nigga
niggas need to fish yo
They start farming.
think of the worst thing possible that you could do to ruin your chances of progressing any further in the game and do THAT
WinRAR and it's logical
Deliver OP
you mother fucker. get your script bullshit out of here
The villagers set fire to all assets before cutting their own throats with sharp rocks. Viewing the humans with pity, the aliens intervene by resurecting one male and female, placing them in the forest, safely away from the flames.
Population: 2
no inventory
gotta obey quads
...
...
They collect as much food as possible and searching for other humans.
it becomes a 2013 minecraft lets play series
...
the survivors go to salvage anything left once the fire goes out
All gets on hold until quads are responded to
~op
They find an apple tree, which has a sign saying "DO NOT EAT!"
our dark lord Satan appears
More people move in after a successful tourism campaign
The aliens clone the two pop into a thousand people
They go on an adventure to find other humans.
survivors get gay with each other
they get abducted by the ufo and taken to another planet
it rains spaghetti
one person vores the other
reroll
it rains spaghetti with meatball hail
Reroll
reroll
rolling for this
a spooky ghost appears
kewl
The last two people have sex with the aliens and make human-alien hybrids
The two try to figure out sex. It end with the woman killing the man through fisting.
I'm a faggot and I enjoy gay buttsex.
~op
Reality disappears. The two remaining villagers find themselves floating in a void. Their genitals have been removed. They can breathe.
Population: 2
Inventory: irrelevant
wrong thread, and someone posted this in that thread already
boring
they find Buddha
they grow pee-pees and have the sex
kil thme all wit 'teh near3st object
one kill the other
they find other humans in the void
one dies
rollo
fuckin based. good on ya for delivering to my glorius quads. you are the op that delivers and i like that.
now..... close the game(?) idk what else there is that you could possibly do.
they find the bear
They create a new reality, where grass is red, and water is black, and all trees are 80 feet tall
and the river is cum
Roll
fuck
well, gg boys
kek nicely done OP
They invent reality and create 86 followers. and a small town
Also they're now Adolf and Eva Hitler now for some reason
Fuck off with your trip hack
The game ends. Op is out of credits.
reroll
They have sex and create big bang. Reset world but with more resources
fucking scriptfag. y'all ruin shit
what?
In the darkness eons pass. As the infinite expanse of time gives way to infinite possibilities, boltzmann brains flicker in and out of existence. The remaining villagers achieve simulation awareness and ascend out of their civ thread
no way you got trips right after quads legit
OP FINDS A CREDIT ON THE FLOOR
...
op steals more credits from someone nearby
hi there
op gets more credits
more credits are found
op finds a credit under a table
bump this is a fun thread
op gets a credit from someone
Reported
someone gives op more credits
No fucking way
a credit appears
op steals credits from the next person
for what, exactly?
lmao imagine reporting someone just because they got trips dubs or even quads and you didn't
op kicks the machine and the game restarts with full credits
op unplugs the machine and the game resets
get nuked
nice
Nice thread