I'm a professional mixed martial arts instructor ask me anything

Been thinking about picking up Jiu Jistu. Is it really as versatile as people say?

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What's the hardest you've been hit? Are you scared of anyone?

Do you absolutely have to ask people “would you like fries with that?” or can you mix it up “how about 2 Apple pies for $1?”

How hard should we fight when we spar, I want to practice right but I don’t want to hurt my sparring partner

.....I'm thinking about how to appropriately answer each and every one of these questions. In this business you have to be careful with what you say to people especially not to discourage potential students.

To be perfectly honest don't get an assault charge is my kind of miyagi situation. Like in ong bak where the Kru asks him never to use it.

You want to have an instructor supervising you. And a nice environment, which is why you're paying the gym.

You're there to learn and all things considered absolutely not.

You're a psycho releasing stress paying my fees. Real advice is grow up and don't be a little bitch. Don't be a punk.

If you're a serious athlete same advice applies but you want to keep your chin and your knees. Cross train in boxing where they will protect you and your bitchass or see the thugs and punks up close then come back to me when you understand what I mean by self defense.

Pizza Hut or Dominos

What's your BJJ belt rank?

We try not to do that here but I'm open minded. It's just a nostalgic sentiment

I don't I own my own gym and run it as a business.

Word salad. Don't know what you're talking about.

People respect the WWE. We don't do that here you have to buy a GI and I have a guy that teaches sport jiujitsu. I teach self defense.

Do it somewhere safe where you're paying. Don't be an idiot keep your chin. If you cannot find a respectable MMA gym look for a boxing gym where they will bring you up.

I am not a fast food server

You absolutely need it. It is the only ground game there is.

If you're in a self defense situation and you don't know how to fight you'll be stuck on bottom for a very long time.

I train bjj. Who is your professor?

I'm a sane person. No top 10 trained fighter will physically assault me. I believe I can survive such an attack with an equaliser such as a knife or my dailly carry. For the most part I like to be smart and avoid trouble first and call the police.

If I absolutely have to I don't like tell people what I know but I will use knees from the muay thai clinch. Don't have to get fancier than that.

They don't make good pizza anymore. I'm inclined to go to the pizza hut in nice neighborhoods. They usually make it good as nostalgic as possible.

Third degree BJJ black belt. Muay thai doesn't have belts. The belt is the championship belt

So you're a punk?

What do you think about judo/sambo style turning vs. takedowns and submissions in a real street situation?

This is assuming getting the fuck out of dodge without a fight isn't an option

Why not learn something useful like krav magazine, pussy.

>implying he has a job
Kek

Because it will get you killed and you are delusional.

In a real street situation you should never go for the grapple.
You should train grapping for escapes if they try and grapple you, but never initiate a grapple, most grappling situations end very badly if the other guy pulls even a pocket knife.

do you ever question your sexuality while in wrestling holds?
D1 all conference wrestler here, I found it hard not to... asking for a close friend.

>most effective martial art
Get juuu kiwwed
>basic kickboxing mixed with lame hugging
Based
Good job retard

Well it's a no brainer that wrestling wins this one. Getting kneed for grabbing a leg is really no argument. You just grab a leg. And wrestle.

Whereas judo is kind of justifying holding on to your grips for dear life. So you either get a violent throw or you turn your back on your opponent.

Being the better grappler is the correct answer. Grabbing a leg say a single is a lot less violent and controlling and you may also grab the pants fabric grip.

Sambo has a lot of great grips and mixed with wrestling but going for a turn your back throws is a mistake.

Not op but no. You probably like dicks a little bit. Certainly have thought of the awkwardness of it all, but never sexual. I’ve definitely thought of sex when rolling with women but ignore it and just train.

lol at a glace i thought i read professional retard

can answer... I am not a big guy... I can wrestle... in fight situations, use your wrestling to your advantage, take someone bigger/stronger to the ground, then grab and with all your might, break something... finger. wrist/arm... does not matter... pain will give you time to get out of any situation, when that happens, leave....... any other answer is pure BS ( Brock Lesner types excluded)

Was it hard to tell your parents that you're a fag?

>how to get murdered, the post.
Martial artists does not necessarily mean you know anything about self defense

>take a bigger guy to the ground
All they need to do is sprawl and your entire philosophy falls apart.
Or, even if you get then down, while you're fucking around they pull put a pocket knife and stab you 30 times before you even know it turned to a knife fight.

this

if you don't want to die, run away

either you get fucked up, or if you come out on top, his buddy busts a bottle over the back of your head

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Neckbeards that don’t train know everything about self defense. Swords bro swords.

Running away is the best option, anyone disagreeing is an 3edgy5me highschooler/manchild who's never been in a fight.
IF you can't run, like you allowed someone to back you into a corner, because you are a retard
1. Best defence is gun
2. If you aren't properly armed for some reason, you just need to make enough space to get out and run, the best way is with extremely violent striking, then when the window opens, bolt.

assuming bigger 'tough' guys even know what sprawl is... not talking MMA gym guys, speaking dumb ass drunk bar guys...
also, i said i know how to wrestle, taking down an aggressive drunk guy is not that difficult

You must not win a lot of fights then. I'm worried about the legal consequences.

Matt Serra and Ryan hall outgrappled their assailants at best and had the law on their side.

I can't say you want to hurt anyone else out there because then you have prison to worry for.

It's tough I myself teach self defense and I will tell you it's psycho bullshit and paranoia. Lawyer up. And just don't

>aggressive drunk bar guy
The chances that person in your scenario doesn't have a knife is almost 0.
Hugging a "tough, drunk" guy with a knife is the last place you want to be.
Stop being retarded and think for once.
It's good to train grappling, to es ccx ape it if it happens, but NEVER initiate a grapple in a real defense situation.

It will get you killed so I'm just gonna laugh it off saying it takes less time to pull the trigger than jab.

You don't wanna play that game. There is absolutely no hitting like Bruce Lee between half assed grappling concepts and larping. Glad to see you're mentally ill it helps my business

Why the fuck are 80% of my koryu jujutsu moves illegal in pussy ass mma

>this entire paragraph.
Are you drunk?

Weebs arent allowed

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You faggots cant handle small joint manipulation

The hardest I've been hit is a tough question. I've been kicked in the neck and faced boxers with good hands. I've also seen too many students.

I'm gonna go with the kick to the neck in competition during my kickboxing days.

>You must not win a lot of fights
first off, props to you for teaching self defense..
did not think this thread was about winning fights, my opinion is on how to survive, just saying, it works for me... and for the most part it is me saving/bailing out my bigger friends when i use the tactics i mentioned... of course there are a lot of variables, for me. so far so good and hope never need to do it again

You're never supposed to bank on the fact that people don't know how to fight. Every day more and more people know how to fight.

There is no real answer for a knife. If you've trained with me you would have a couple of answers but it's not safe to disarm or hit.

Any advice on the logistics end of things when it comes to running a martial arts buisness?

How much start up capital did you have when you first opened a gym?

Any legal issues such as insurance, wavers, and permits?

How do you take down a guy 10 feet away pointing a gun at you? You can't.

> be athletes who have to train most the year
>get fingers broken every match

Point?

If I was ever on bottom half guard not getting up I would pull a knife on his kidney and go home alive.

Me and my students have talked about this. Trying to remember some arguments

Liabikity waivers. Mats, a gym or practice spot. Proper target mats and weapons. Maybe 150 to 250 a month per student.

You practice the most effective martial art.
And it's been the most effective for 500 years.
The martial art is known as, owning and carring a firearm every day.

He said AMA dipshit, I presented the question with the answer.

I literally tape my fingers for GI grips against people who suck at grappling and try everything during a roll.

Teach kids classes. Be kind to your customers. I teach cops so there's that. Just do it.

Ok, so now you are wanted for felony assault with a deadly weapon, and at least attempted murder, if not murder.
Maybe your lawyer could plead you down to voluntary manslaughter. Still getting you a minimum 10 years before chance of parole.
Good job, and you teach this trash to others?
Who pay you?
Fuck man, KYS.

That has nothing to do with what I said.
You take him down, he will have a knife into you dozens of times before you even know a knife is in play.
You are retarded, and type like you are, or drunk.

I grew up in Detroit.... pretty rough town... your fantasy town intrigues me.
I am 5'7" just about everyone is bigger than me, and fighting is not first option, quick defusion of situation is the goal, my answers are from experience... sorry that does not fit your belief

Nice, charge $250/month to teach people how to die, or get slapped with attempted murder charges.

I think you're replying to the wrong person.
Or you're drunk/autistic

You showed him. Back to the Cheetos while he does his stupid training.

You stand a better chance at taking his gun and kicking his ass. running while zigzagging and surprising him from behind.

People went to war. I'm sure I can bring a knife into a gunfight. Is that BJJ black belt dead during a mugging? He is that's why I said it takes less than a reaction time than a jab.

At 10 feet you'd be shot 3-6 times before you grabbed the gun.

Kid listen to Jeff Glover DVDs

Can’t I just leave wrestling then?

I guess that's just as bad as my toe hold or dying. That's for my lawyer to argue if I did take that choice.

>taking his gun
From 10 feet away: dead
>running zigzagging
Dead, run across his field of view to hard cover
>run behind him and surprise him
Because he can't move? If you run around, he barely has to move to still be facing you.
Basic basic boxing/martial arts shit there retard.
>bring a knife to a gunfight
Dead.

Implying wrestling has no counters to the most common defence in wrestling

*learn

The difference is the power bottom wouldnt potentially try to kill you, closet fag.

This

It's called bicep control and there's a lot for me to type when you're right a knife is extremely dangerous even with an untrained person.

No, response was to you... Knife guy, does not wait till he is in disadvantage... also knife guy always relies on the knife holding hand, meaning easy defense for you, if needed.. leg kick, knife guy lose balance, you have any skill, you are in charge, again, i am just talking about surviving and getting away.... just sayin'

That's why I charge $ 129.

It's called a bicep tie, and if you have both of them in tight, there's not much else you can do.
Bicep ties happen after you see the knife, it's clear you've only ever rolled on mats, in the scenario you posed, you're shitty grappling leads to you dying 70% of the time.

If you're in your back pinned and controlled there's more than just choking people and playing guard.

Jesus you're retardation is simply stunning.

>mixed martial arts instructor
How many dicks have you sucked in order to save your own life? Like, do you just get on your knees when you see black or south American people? Or is there a moment where you're like "I could totally MMA my way out of this situa.... oh nevermind. Let me just suck all their dicks off and they'll hopefully let me live"?

>Jesus you're retardation is simply stunning.
Thank you for realizing who you are dealing with... Bless you my son.

what do you think about systema?

It doesn't work.

>I suck a whole lot of Brazilian and black dicks off and let those subhumans shootbox my butthole and kickbox my nutsack in. I am a cocksucking and dick taking champion for over 20 years
FTFY Shlomo

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It's called your instructor is larping. Buy my DVDs

Why do you work for pizza but when you're an adult?

Are you a pedophile

The leg Sensai - shall I sweep it perhaps? I've informed Johnny that body bags are to be prepared and at the ready.

No. Which is why I like to keep my anonymity rather than sell DVDs

In what art medium do you draw marshalls

For your information sports BJJ is the only thing that works.

Already have all that, though because the rent is so low (as is the advrage income around here) we charge around $60.
Though I don't run the place, otherwise we would probably be open way more and focus a fuck ton more on drills then kata (karate guy if you cant tell).

So you don't even know what a single is

>has to tape fingers to avoid getting held
Kek

Detroit has been named the worst big city in which to live

This is what I deal with to make my money.

>martial art
>singular
>mixed martial arts
>plural

Wow. You have achieved a level of illiteracy I've never thought possible before and I used to tutor retarded down syndrome kids.

You gay?

This thread sucks and this dude is its only saving grace. You're hilarious. Thank you for your service

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Any belts or titles in Muay Thai user? I'm currently 2x national A class amateur champion, 22-4-1 currently.

how do I use the potty?

Do you train Kali/Arnis/balintawalk/de Campo at all?
Please don't tell me your one of those Jew Magoo faggots. I've heard the "I'll just use a knife" shit too many times from people that have no idea how to use it.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=QHXbub0zAn8

Nice work user, if I'm ever down in Houston again I'll pop in for some classes. My jiu jitsu is terrible but I'm getting better, hard to find time to maintain my Muay Thai and advance in Jiu Jitsu at the same time.

How long do I have to do BJJ to not get totally assraped by higher belts? I'm already holding my own against equal experience guys

Brown. Maybe purple. That always happens but if you're a fighter in your prime and a serious athlete it kind of is on you and the work you put in.

Plenty of black belts have been humbled. For me to tell you something off the left field about exceptional athletes I can't really do that. That's on you.

Does rocky have a belt? He's a movie character the real boxers don't have rank and it's just a sport.

I'm not Scott I'm a former student of his larping as scott.

You can still ask me anything.

When did you realize you wasted your life?

I'm not Scott. I don't think Scott wasted his life.

The belt doesn't really matter. It's depends on the person, I've seen black belts get tapped 3-4 times in 5 minutes rolling with high level competitive purple belts. Youll never be at a point where your "safe" and if you are, then you are no longer progressing.
If you really want to get good regard your training just like a college degree, study in your off time, drill techniques, study grappling matches, watch the best Jiu Jitsu guys do what they do and then drill it against class mates, perfect the basics.
I came into my class as the only white belt and within 2-3 months of training and studying technique I was able to successfully defend against almost everything the blue belts could throw at me and even get the occasional tap.

Fadi khouri is the reason I left for GFTEAM paradigm training center. And the serious fighters in paradigm went on to train with the guys in other shittier gyms. The nice gyms are there to teach beginners.

Take that how you will.

I'm not paying so a gay Arab can be racist and cringe gfteam has Brazilians teaching you.

And I saw that purple belt in the Gracie breakdown get in a streetfight with a black guy on a YMCA basketball court.

Not only did he instigate the fight being a stereotypical faggot like chew jitsu guy he didn't do shit. He talked big only not to break anything and roll around like a huggy bear.
If that's what you're gonna do you have no business in the ring or cage or talking shit or doing anything.

It depends on the gym too.

It really shows you the truth behind these arguments. His friends were scared and he wasn't going to break shit.

Good thing I'm also a Muay Thai champion and street fighting over a basketball game of below mediocre players is the epitome of the small-dicked mentality.
I'm about as interested in picking fights with random retards on the street as I am playing chess with a toddler. It's not even fun or a challenge, it's just fucking stupid and a waste of everybody's time.

The first time I saw that video I was begging to change the channel to American history x.

Too many faggots like that guy with purple belts