Where were you when JFK was assassinated?

Where were you when JFK was assassinated?

I was in the kitchen fixing a turkey sandwich when they interrupted for it on TV

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Richard Simmons shot JFK

Goddamnit Satan, you don't even eat food, what the fuck

>1 chunk of horker meat has been deposited into your account

your average Yea Forums poster wasnt even alive when jfk was assassinated

>Beating my wife
>Listening to Hank Williams
>Suddenly radio interrupted
>'john is kill'
>'yes'

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I was unaware, in class at school in rural Illinois. I remember seeing the funeral procession on the news that night. Snippets.

Fuck that, I love me some turkey

back in 2005 or so we had an user get on with his grand mother and post stories of the great depression and the dust bowl. Its not all that uncommon

I was smoking a blunt in Rio when they streamed it on TikTok

Hi satan.

my father was like 3. only real boomers will remember it.

yeah back when Yea Forums was random interesting and not just random porn or edgy teenagers

Or "I memba" fags.

Nice larp faggot

How unique was Yea Forums back then? I know Yea Forums since 2012 and its always been retarded but current situation is tragic on b anyway

I was at home on the toilet. I had eaten jalapenos the night before and I developed the hot shits. The entire family came round to watch the aftermath unfold on the television. Feet away, you could still smell the unearthly stench I released from my bowels. It was awkward to say the least. The only plus side was the electricity cut out and everyone left, leaving beers and tuna sandwiches. Memories. RIP.

Aside from your humor giving you up as being a pre-teen, Japanese cuisine and jalapenos were virtually unheard-of as food. Back then. Italian food was thought to be exotic.

very. If i could give one or two rules to all the modern newfags it would be simple

1. Be funny and not just stupid.
2. not all threads need to be edgy sometimes just talk like a normal human being

This.

Number one for me is stop white knighting and doxing OP when he is sharing nudes.

doxxing is already against the rules.

whiteknighting is like the funny or stupid thing. Years ago if you got doxxed you'd get sent a massive horse dildo or 30 pizzas. Shit like that doesn't happen because everyone has to be johnny hard nuts. Everyone has to win the argument and be right.

Yea Forums lost the lulz

Was in middle school and was the very first person to get the news there. Yeah, I am fucking old. Come at me.

Jofk is kill?
Noooooo

Long live King Hakeem!

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The grassy knoll.

A nogger?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Hail Satan
I was still waiting to be respawned after my previous life.

Mr. 666 do you eat turkey sandwich?
I was working under my car that morning and hear it on the Radio.

Turkeys aren't real
They just chickens with beards

>be me
>teen in '60s
>enjoy life
>friend comes to me
>"jfk kenndy is kill"
>no

The year was 1963 and I was with the doc. We took the dolorean to save JFK but the doc said no Marty it's too risky we could change the future and cause a paradox. So we just watched JFK get shot, i banged my future mom then we went back to the future.

I was one of the gunmen on the grassy knoll.

There were so many different groups there to kill JFK that day - FBI, CIA, Mafia, Cubans, Soviets, Col Sanders, etc - there were so many different groups on that knoll that fights broke out over who was going to get the best position. In the end we were sandwiched in there shoulder to shoulder.

In the end, you know what happened that day. JFK was hit with such a barrage of bullets that only his legs were left.

I was snapchatting my lover and slipping into my mistress' DM.