What's a decent paying job for a lazy stoner who hates working?

What's a decent paying job for a lazy stoner who hates working?

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make your hobby your job, move to a state with recreational cannabis, get a job at a shop, show up, learn, be a good employee, network, make friends with growers/distributers, go to conferences and actually fucking listen and take notes, meet people who can help you, flatter them, save your money and don't buy stupid shit, open your own own growing operation/store. profit!

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>move
OP said he a lazy fuck

>Drug testing
>Porn actor
>Rapper
>Youtuber
>GameStreamer
>E-whore
>Politician
>Artist
>Night guard
>Activist

then he can work at walmart with all the other lazy fucks who don't want to make sacrifices to have a job they actually like

i hadn't thought of trying that one, do they just advert online somewhere for jobs? it's legal in my state.

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find those neet bucks

i've tried the guard one, most pay a dollar or two over minimum wage and still want drug test and other bs back ground checks

cancer

ya its pretty easy in states where it's legal, check craigslist and if that doesn't work just call around and ask if they're hiring. dont turn your nose up at internships either, show them you'll bust your ass (even if its just for the duration of the intership) and they'll almost certainly hire you. the old adage "it's hard to find good help" is true.

Target isn't too bad, they're nice and it pays $13 an hour so it's livable unless you're in an expensive area or don't know how to manage your spending.

Basically this. But I myself haven’t even been able to get a job as a budtender when every motherfucker in town wants to tend bud. I only have dominos pizza on my resume, but have made friends with shop owners I pick up from. Haven’t gotten anything out of the yet

interesting, thanks

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just deliver pizza like every other broke stoner

There aren't any. You can't get a decent job without being a decent worker.

i'm looking mildly higher, like 20s range.

i've also considered just trying to con my way into jobs i might be mildly qualified for with a fake resume, cause honestly mine kind of sucks.

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Male prostitute. Lay back while some old faggot sucks your cock. Make $200.

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no

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its a booming industry and there's a lot of opportunities out there if you just look! and you literally get to sample and judge weed. bust your ass for a little while to secure the job and then you can go back to being a lazy stoner and get paid for it. i just found a handful of jobs sites by googling "cannabis jobs" just now.

go forth and prosper op.

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i do no believe you.

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Pizza delivery driver is underrated. But again it depends in your area. I work 35-40 hours a week and take home ~$2.5-3k a month. I can easily afford a 2br apartment to myself and still have money left over. (Which go to savings).

It doesn’t get any easier than that.

that's a rough one, i have a hard enough time trying to fake interest in a decent slut, no way

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Amazon. You get 15/hr for playing Tetris with shipping boxes. You hardly have to even talk to people if you're anti-social.

yeah it can be hard, hence my first instruction to OP being "move." you'll have a harder time in say colorado or oregon where it's been legal forever than you will in maryland or pennsylvania or some other that thats just legalized or on the cusp of legalizing.

ya that's another thing I almost forgot about, I do already have a pretty anti social job

Suicide
Low effort, instant rewards

ah, good point

>make your hobby your job
Who the fuck is going to pay him to masturbate 37 times a day?

something about it seems morally wrong

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i kek'd

i appreciate the credit, but honestly this is like a 2 -3 max showings per day

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phone customer service

honestly, too much active effort and the sitting all day thing sounds terrible

After you learn everything you barely require any mental effort. I have a script for anything a customer calls for. Can’t remember the last time I actually had to stress about anything.

i hate that about my job, i do the same thing all damn day

Prison - it’s where all drug users belong

best shape i'd ever been in, lost 30 lbs, came out feeling great

Stop shitting in the street pajeet

That's every job you retard

Bonus stretched anus

so, what's a different option?

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Start your own business and hire people to do the repetitive shit while you go to business meetings and then fuck off for the rest of the day. Or man up and just do the job

day trade my dude. I make easy 300 almost every day and don't leave the bed doing so

i'm already kind of a dick, i guess i could just embrace the call

i know literally nothing of what it is you speak

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What the fuck? Never intern. That's free labor. Bitch my time is worth money. No matter what.

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i've often wondered where people like you end up

You don't have to fake interest. They'll suck your cock soft, they don't care. The straighter you are, the more they like it. It'll get hard from the stimulation, you don't have to be into it.

Suicide or homelessness

right, but i would still have to be there, like, physically partaking

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It's just that easy
That's why every person has their own business and no businesses have employees
You're a genius

how about, like mildly retired but still decent living scenario?

In the union making 34 dollars an hour for my skilled labor as a plumber. Never doing anything for free

>implying you outsmart professional investors and computerized trading algorithms

*I make 300 one day a month and lose 100 the rest of the days

hu?

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kewl, but i know very little of that

So close your eyes. People make tons of money in porn -- "gay for pay." $200 for 20 minutes is good money.

Free trade school comes with it. I just got back from class.

Web cam for gays

Suicide.

Fucking degenerate, you have no place in our glorious Capitalist society.

But how many hours are you getting per week? Full 40?

Stoners are fucking delusional
You only get out what you put in
Do nothing get nothing
Lazy stoner

was it allied universal?

You're easily confused
Probably all the weed you smoke

Actors make fuck all from porn