patrician tier cereals
Patrician tier cereals
Honey bunches of oats
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Grapenuts or cinnamon toast crunch
Golden Grahams or quaker granola
unironically store brand corn flakes
Raisin Bran
waffle crisp and anyone who disagrees is both a communist and a rapist (not the good kind)
>Grapenuts
There couldn't be a more wrong answer
Holy fuck OP, how does it feel to be so objectively wrong?
The true patrician cereal will always be pic related.
Only correct answer.
No there is. Ask your mom and her decision to not aborting you.
>Grapenuts
Fuck off with your bullshit
>
Yes.
>Corn pops
disgusting
Anyone who says that these tear up the inside of your mouth is a little bitch.
Damn straight
Fucking these
>those digits
Based Nazi
Don’t @ me Applejacks niggers.
Cereal? Fucking cereal? Grains seeped in sugar. Fucking plebe food. Slave tier. Real men have eggs and bacon or smoked salmon. Protein son. It's what your body is made of.
>Honey Smacks in any tier except F
Honey Smacks + chemical aftertaste
i was gonna post this but i see there are other patricians already in the thread
Reese's Puffs
Real men eat the fucking unprocessed wheat
Kek
fuck that, I just grab a whole farmer from kansas and shove his entire body into my mouth
top shelf breakfast
imagine cinnamon toast crunch that tastes like muffins
>There are people over the age of 12 who eat cereal
Jesus fucking Christ. Eat real food faggots
>grapenuts
Fucking degenerate boomers
breh
not everyone has time to cook in the morning.
Look at the millennial stuck at the yummy phase of his development.
Spent my whole life eating fruity pebbles. Actually found an even better replacement imo.
marshmallow mateys have invaded all of their stuff, it made it into my crunch berries
This motherfucker right here
They're pretty damn good. Malt-o-meal is cheaper and they're even stealing old recipes from bigger brands.
word
How do you make those fucking marshmallows? They're the shittiest little things, but they so addictive.
dehydration
awwww sheeeeeeeiiiiit
diabeetus, here I come.
That sounds about right though, they remind me of astronaut food.
Peanut butter capcrunch is way better than the crunchberries and you know it
L I F E F O R L I F E
Sour Patch Kids cereal.
i went through a phase where I bought the cheap, bulky white-trash food
glad i'm out of that phase, it just didn't feel dignified to get these giant plastic bags of some coco puffs knockoff and make myself sick binging on it
soggy in milk
Back in the day these off brands tasted like shit. Now offbrands like malt-o meal are actually better than the namebrand stuff.