Patrician tier cereals

patrician tier cereals

Attached: cereals.png (900x473, 674K)

Honey bunches of oats

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Grapenuts or cinnamon toast crunch

Golden Grahams or quaker granola

unironically store brand corn flakes

Raisin Bran

waffle crisp and anyone who disagrees is both a communist and a rapist (not the good kind)

>Grapenuts

There couldn't be a more wrong answer

Holy fuck OP, how does it feel to be so objectively wrong?

The true patrician cereal will always be pic related.

Attached: 91rFzM6RnAL._SL1500_.jpg (1500x1500, 236K)

Only correct answer.

No there is. Ask your mom and her decision to not aborting you.

>Grapenuts

Fuck off with your bullshit

>

Attached: BEST CEREALS.jpg (1752x1872, 1.18M)

Attached: daddy_crunch.jpg (357x500, 59K)

Yes.

>Corn pops
disgusting

Anyone who says that these tear up the inside of your mouth is a little bitch.

Damn straight

Fucking these

Attached: F5E9354D-F92C-46F7-A485-A65C59C65A73.jpg (3000x3000, 510K)

>those digits

Attached: 167ACF88-3566-4879-9614-418493FE1C57.jpg (582x522, 32K)

Based Nazi

Attached: 1562952315248.png (1488x1488, 212K)

Don’t @ me Applejacks niggers.

Attached: 1BDFD245-4EAE-48D8-9D6F-30B6237FFF88.png (1216x653, 610K)

Cereal? Fucking cereal? Grains seeped in sugar. Fucking plebe food. Slave tier. Real men have eggs and bacon or smoked salmon. Protein son. It's what your body is made of.

>Honey Smacks in any tier except F

Attached: 1426665926612.jpg (1284x980, 389K)

Honey Smacks + chemical aftertaste

i was gonna post this but i see there are other patricians already in the thread

Reese's Puffs

Real men eat the fucking unprocessed wheat

Kek

fuck that, I just grab a whole farmer from kansas and shove his entire body into my mouth

top shelf breakfast
imagine cinnamon toast crunch that tastes like muffins

Attached: download (23).jpg (327x480, 98K)

>There are people over the age of 12 who eat cereal

Jesus fucking Christ. Eat real food faggots

>grapenuts

Fucking degenerate boomers

Attached: 482173924.png (500x461, 139K)

breh

not everyone has time to cook in the morning.

Look at the millennial stuck at the yummy phase of his development.

Spent my whole life eating fruity pebbles. Actually found an even better replacement imo.

Attached: malt-o-meal-fruity-dyno-bites-marshmallow.jpg (400x400, 43K)

Attached: 8B3A09F8-AF2F-4271-81B5-C22C1736CACC.png (1199x630, 1.19M)

marshmallow mateys have invaded all of their stuff, it made it into my crunch berries

This motherfucker right here

Attached: boobox98-large.jpg (409x587, 69K)

They're pretty damn good. Malt-o-meal is cheaper and they're even stealing old recipes from bigger brands.

word

Attached: download (24).jpg (450x450, 49K)

How do you make those fucking marshmallows? They're the shittiest little things, but they so addictive.

dehydration

Attached: Untitled.png (1920x1080, 491K)

awwww sheeeeeeeiiiiit

diabeetus, here I come.

That sounds about right though, they remind me of astronaut food.

Peanut butter capcrunch is way better than the crunchberries and you know it

L I F E F O R L I F E

Attached: 20131105-life-cereal-box-closeup-primary-thumb-1500xauto-363864.jpg (1500x1125, 176K)

Sour Patch Kids cereal.

i went through a phase where I bought the cheap, bulky white-trash food

glad i'm out of that phase, it just didn't feel dignified to get these giant plastic bags of some coco puffs knockoff and make myself sick binging on it

soggy in milk

Back in the day these off brands tasted like shit. Now offbrands like malt-o meal are actually better than the namebrand stuff.