YLYL 9/11 edition – you've had 18 years to collect
YLYL 9/11 edition – you've had 18 years to collect
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top kek, satan.
dabbing in 2001? way ahead of his time
yeah sure, i work hard for that fortune, but that day was a lucky one for that fortune
great example of 9.81 m/s2
Sorry about all those people dying. Here's some coffee and mini-muffins. For a half hour.
>checked
Christ, this is so fucking obvious.
is it just me or does their logo look like leaning twin towers
Lolz
Heh
jews* ;)
Hey, I recognize that inside job!
I'm happy i'm not the only one who felt weird about that video.
>going out in style
I need more 9/11 barely legal meme
Never forgetti that in the following 24 hours the condescending rice lady said they have strong evidence proving who did it and they would release I got public soon?
It's been almost 20 years. Still not released it
Condescending Rice is a liar
The passports.
Duh
Their generosity is boundless.
Those are day olds, too.
#nebberfurgit
I love this
Tha' fuck OP are you saying 9/11 is legal now? Oooh, that's the steel beam melting I'm talkin' 'bout.
They didn't date it
Free coffee and mini muffs every morning if you keep this image
If they argue that means they hate America
sauce my nigga
Fuck you mom, Imma dab for the rest of my life
You're gay
Weebs r dum
looking through 9/11 memes, you can see the rise and fall of so many other things in culture.
canada's next
This was a personal favorite.
Pajeet also approves.
was just going to post that
>2014 meme
You're retarded
is that that black guy from tv?
OH MY GOD!!!
That makes no sense and you are retarded for posting it
Danny Glover's son
:not bad:
why
You're the only one that felt weird in your pants though
You need a job, friends, and a social life
Prioritize faggot
Anyone got the old animation of Bin Laden singing "New York, New York?"
The announcement was made before any cleanup even started
>picture of a computer monitor
LIAR!
Why don't you marry it?
9/11 was an insde job. Not just as all believe.
Bush wasn't behind it.
The reason the man in pic related jumped out the window is because of the electricity surging through the building at the moment. Let me explain:
BEfore they built the towers, they built the foundation, right? The base of the towers. But what did they build right underneath? A well. A water well. An aquiafier. In nature they are called "pingos".
This aquafier, or well, was beneath the towers for years. THey built the towers towards the skiws and at the very top put poles for lightning strikes. These poles were connected towards ground. Electricians, you know what's up.
ANyways, on september 10th, 2001, lightning struck the buidlings and they charged the water beneath the towrs. It was terribly hot. The water got steaming hot. They got it ready.
On september 11th 2001, they shorted the entire buildings. They "pulled" it, as larry silvestein allegedly said, and the charge surged right throughout the steel of the towers, making them burn hot. At the same moment, detonations exploded to simulate plane crashes.
MOments later, the building were getting too hot, so fucking hot men and women couldn't handle it and began lookin gfor the windows to get out. Even though there was no fire on their floor, some even jumped because the electricity was fuckingthem up. Their feet were burning. It was hell.
The building got so fucking hot that the steel eventually began to melt. The power of electricity is amazing. The steel melted. Material evaportated. Turned to dust. The bulding collapesed in shower of smoke. Meanwhile, building 7 was a normal demolition. No electrically charged aquafier was used there.
Spread the word, people. There were no planes. IT wasn't just bombs and thermite.
It was electricity. All a plan to demonstrate the power of aquiafiers, artesian wells, pingos. Every main building has these water wells underneath. A lot of schools have them.
Weebs r dum
>All a plan to demonstrate the power of aquiafiers, artesian wells, pingos
ah, yes. the big water lobby.
A lease holder does not own the property
Illerminatti confirmed
Lost right off the bat, dammit.
I try not to post shit memes, but fuck it
...
I feel sad on this date because I lost my cousing 18 years ago, he was on the plane that hit the second tower. He was funny, smart and I'm sure his life would have been great if he hadn't lost his life that day. The only thing that puts a smile on my face is that at least on that day, my cousin fufilled one of his life's goals: flying a plane by himself.
THe ancient people knew of this technology before us. THey built all kinds of architecture that harvested electricity from the air, but to this day , the governments are destroying that tech bit by bit with wars and invasions and "natural" disasters and shit.
so lucky larry isnt real?
that's what today is for
>pic
wow was he arabic?!
>pingos
Gonna mix it up a little.
I am not autistic lol. Just research it dude. Please. DOn't fall for the mainstream version of the twin towers, but don't fall for the bush did 9/11 version either. Both versions are created by the same poeople who want you disinformed.
Research the truth. Research water wells beneath all kinds of buildings and statues and schools and museums and towers and roundabouts and all. They are litereally harvesting electricity from the air and selling it to us for a price.
Tesla knew energy was free. But they made him look likea retard and are using his tech in secret.
this guy knows
You're retarded
Deplorables are so-called because they'll believe anything that Pussy Ass Bitch tells them.
All work at Ground Zero was identified and coordinated through NYC. There is no record of this help.
Lost
Yeah, google them if you don't knwo what they are.
There are surface pingos and underground pingos. In nature.
Man usually makes the underwater artificial ones to power up buildings.
im asking you you fucking moog
Facebook faggot
and a vertical photo no less
9/11 will never be funny in your lifetimes.
You realize 9/11 arguably the worst human tragedy to have taken place in the past century? Sure it’s funny and cool for teenagers who were too young to remember, but the world. fucking. stopped. that. day. Your parents cried the day this evil act took place. You realize there are still first responders who have to live through the fact that kids think of this insanely horrible act as a joke?
So no, no one thinks any of these are actually funny. You can atop posting them now.
>underground pingos
ooo nice
stop in your tracks everyone. respect the boomer... so selfish!
Doing something is better than nothing. What else can a hotel do? Deploy their maids into Syria and Iran?
Do you rent a property?
If so, do you insure the property?
ooooh so close
You realize this is why you’re an incel whose parents are ashamed of?
>worst human tragedy to have taken place in the past century
This is what burgers actually believe
you know nothing about me silly old man
A lot of stuff has its context changed with time.
HURR DURR
Real funny making fun of 9/11 on 9/11. Why don't you try showing a little class and maturity, you degenerate
Grow up
grow up
>the worst human tragedy to have taken place in the past century?
top kek
that. would be the gays
You're gay and have autism
I'd put feminism right up there with them gays
Takes one to know one
Hey it's Cunnilinga Rice. Where's she been?
yes. and vaccines
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>twin price
>began flight
What?
November 9th is months away
Yeah obviously
And the planes were holograms not real
911 was basically the pot being over boiled or as Larry Shekelstein said “tipped over”.
suck me!
That makes no sense and you are retarded for posting it
If a tragedy like 9/11 happened in your country, you’d be talking about it for the next 500 years. Even Americans would show respect and aid your country in its time of need.
That's not how insurance works
boomers dont know how to have fun
zoomers, Yea Forums is your birthright.
reclaim the land that was made for you
thanks, britfag
How many?
This. Topkek
I know you’re an incel who laughs at tragedies. It doesn’t really seem like there’s any redemption after that.
Genocide in the millions has happened multiple times in the last century
Nobody cares
./floss
Dose anybody have that photo of Beavis and butthead holding each other and crying with the towers burning on the tv. Can't find it with google
not sure if real or just trolling but still, top kek
fuck, i need sauce now
Yeah. More than half of the US public don't believe the official story. Even less after they seen footgage of WTC7 - since the collapse of the building was more or less ignored in media. I mean, for many reasons, a 47 story building TOTALLY COLLAPSING due to a few small fires would raise some concerns about building regulations and safety. So it would be of the greatest interest of the general public... but for some reason it's been quiet.
Nope
Considering the entire rest 9f the world uses a normal date format, guessing seems impractical at best
Yes
This makes a tasty burger into a sad burger
So much for Dresden, Hiroshima, Nagasaki, London, and Armenia.
Weebs r dum
Cumbrains r worse
Post pls
I miss flappy plane
two, but they dropped off
>a 47 story building TOTALLY COLLAPSING
Not only that, but the BBC broadcast news of that collapse before it happened. WTC7 was clearly visible over the announcer's shoulder.
No
I'd fuck her
Like your balls?
>Dresden
They deserved it
>Hiroshima
They deserved it
>Nagasaki
They deserved it
>London
Who gives a shit about a couple of buses
>Armenia
Who gives a fuck about them they probably deserved it
Try harder faggot
OH MY GOD!
are you suggesting that all news broadcast aren't actually live?
russian shill bait.
In reality, Trump bragged he now had the tallest building in manhattan minutes after 9/11
I heard the USA government has satellites that with a certain force directed downwards like a laser they can level a building with it. They used it 3 times on 9-11. With Bush's knowledge to test the system and obviously for the false flag to bring war to the middle east.
Burger deserver
>live
You mean 'prescient'.
Empire State Building became the tallest building in Manhattan. Thankfully, he doesn't own that.
A likely story, but you forgot one important detail: the perfectly intact passports of the hijackers. Tell me how did they get there and who found them?
How can you call someone a faggot when you post a Chinese cartoon?
I live in one
Can confirm
got 'em
There were no planes.
No holograms.
Only edited videos played on TV as "live", and a load a of paid actors who got money for saying they saw a plane crashing into the tower.
No, I mean the video they were playing was not live
You're slow
*jews
Shut the fuck up conspiracy theorist
Dude, those passports are a ridiculous par tof the story. Some of the guys had it in their pockeet and tossed it into the rubble while inspecting.
Gravity
Steve
Funny thing about all those is the world kept going. Must suck being irrelevant
I'm not clicking a link posted by a guy with no balls
Honey, the whole episode was run live on every news source.
Are you old enough to be on this board?
Weebs r dum
Thats what i meant its all a hoax
There wasnt even any towers man, the whole thing was staged and photoshopped by Steven Spielberg (a known jew)
Hell yeah free muffins
Israel really is our greatest ally
>Chinese
kys
Got paid
Can confirm
So you're new here to Yea Forums, eh? Never used an embedded link before?
honestly, south park got it right. uncle sam would love conspiracy theories to scare gullible citizens into believing that the government is more powerful than it really is. they're idiots like the rest of us.
The world stopped after burger tower boogaloo?
Definitely slow
Lol, so butt hurt did your mommy and daddy die in the inside job? Still looking for those sweet sweet barely legal 9/11 meme
Potato
Pussy Ass Bitch
Being this angry 40 minutes later
Angry potato
Fun fact: The Bushes and the Bin Ladens used to be business partners.
There’s the old saying in the agency
>if only we were half as strong as they thought we are
nice
You know what's actually funny? Moral handwringers who in the same day they poopoo our harmless jokes continues to enable and encourage the US government's profiteering for the elite in the name of everyone who died that day with their pointless and evil occupation of foreign land. Fuck you, your kind spit in the faces of the murdered and call it righteous.
The Conspiracy of Incompetence.
Careful, you can really scare people with that one.
Ur dum
Welcome to Yea Forums newfriend
Next level retardation right here
Grrrrrrrrr angry angry lol hey When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When it intersects with a plane.
Ninel-Seven fucking changed America and now everything that used to be so fucking simple is a 12 step program
>Be Bin Laden
>Be spoiled rich kid from some Saudi Family
>Be hired by the CIA to help drive Commies out of homeland
>Agree
>Later on rebel groups pop up
>They need spoiled Saudi kids money to hel fund their proto-state
>Agree because you feel obligated to help your fellow Ackbars
>Civilians feel attacked
>They convince America to help them fight the proto-state
>Osama: "Woa fuck those American imperialists I feel betrayed!"
>Sit in cave for a couple of years smoking weed with a couple buddies while they rack up hours in Microsoft Flight Sim 2000
>Buddies crash plane into buildings
>America needs to blame a single person to help rally people to spread some motherfucking freedome so they choose Osama
>Osama denies it at first because he doesn't feel responsible for what his dumb friends did
>He later embraces infamy and takes credit
>Stays in his cave for the next half-decade playing Counter-Strike Source and Donkey Kong
The only thing that would make this message more perfect is if it ended with "* while supplies last"
Making lame jokes to distract from his anger
>doing something is better than nothing
If your something makes a mockery of the entire event doing nothing is absolutely better.
911% this
What fitting numbers.
Tig if brue
Pics or ur lying
Spoonfed shit and loving it
Idiot
Internet too shit up here
Times out before any image can upload
No. Doing nothing is better than something that makes it worse.
How the fuck you gonna say that on 4chinz. GTFO faggot.
Happy national bring your airplane to work day, anons
she's 34 now. what do you think she's doing these days?
#9what?
So you are part of the secret space program, like MIB but less silly?
Kek
Driving a Honda Odyssey to take her snot nosed kids to soccer practice
she just celebrated her 34th birthday
r u the lady space criminal?
lost
Im all for clowning 9/11 but lets leave out the people who were faced with the option of burning to death and being crushed or falling out a skyscraper, like holy fuck.
No alien shit, and we wear blue
Nah
She's in a different can
Blocked from what?
Auto-defenestration is all the rage these days.
from entering the United Snakes
unfortunately it's all fair game
Worst ylyl ever
That's complete bullshit though
how did i lose to this
One in the pussy and one in the bum
Double the pleasure and double the fun
So defenestration is throwing yourself from a window, but what's auto-defenestration?
When you do it without thinking?
Neat. How didya get the job?
Nogs r dum
We prefer the term 'bulltrump' these days.
Maybe for sadist losers who like watching people fall and die in real time.
>being this dumb
Trump did block travel, that is where the hijackers came from. Did you just blow in from stupid town?
Wh- what if I dont have pussy user sama?
that is
>pic
I was "volunteered"
I don't want to be up here
I want to go home
Whatever
A lie is no less untrue no matter what we call it
Autism the video.
You're an idiot
We get a lot of hasbara activity on 9/11.
Then one in the anus and one pokes your balls you fucking faggot
Shit, beam me up.
>MUH 7 GUMS
7 gum was a planned chew
where there's gold, there's joos.
get off this website you fucking child
I wanna little Shoah I can call my own,
a Shoah I can mention anytime.
Sad to hear. Is that even a possibility? People have these jobs & then just retire & go live with normies?
get off Yea Forums now
U
You don't want
There is nothing to do here but work
They are never taking me.home
I will die here and be floated away
9 gum has 11
This kids upset
Just what I wanted to hear user San. Dom Arigat-To Gazayimasu!
I can't go home
Have been here so long my body wouldn't work in gravity anymore
I will work and die here then they float me out the port
Moran
Shits probably better than my 9 to 5, pick me up. What is your work?
Gay cunt
Weebs r dum
>silverstein
>not only made an insurance policy for terrorism a month before the attack but also sued the agency rewarding him with the money because they were attacked twice and the thought he deserved twice the money
>he won the lawsuit
You cannot make this shit up.
Monitor other vessels
It's endless and draining
I'm with you but this site is edgelord central, you won't get very far with that philosophy
It is made up though, so obviously you can
This was the shittiest ylyl i've seen for some time. Nothing to do with the subject matter, I just felt like the jokes were catered to autists.
someone did make it up, you're just dumb enough to believe it
You should've loved it then
Honestly though, imagine living your whole life and then having your instant fame and recognition while you're in the process of dying. Like this guy was just living a normal life and never would've known this would happen to him
All of that actually happened, google it shekelberg.
Im down, its better than my current gig, hell, id take your place, tell your superior to get me. You all can most likely find me.
No it didn't
Why would insurance pay out a lease holder ratgercthan the owner?
You're an idiot
We watch up here, not down there
Those idiots couldn't find their own asshole
>You should've loved it then
Probably the only good joke i've seen itt. Can't believe ive set myself up like that. good job
>snopes
You're not even trying
Its sad, i can joke about anything but that retard posted a webm that was just people falling, this isnt a gore/rekt thread. Dude must be illiterate.
>It’s a fact that Silverstein took his insurers to court after 9/11 and asked for double the damages. It’s also a fact that he did so on the grounds that there were two attacks (or, in insurance lingo, “occurrences”), not one
>The court ultimately did grant Silverstein a payout of $4.55 billion, which amounted to about a third more than the maximum allowable for a single “occurrence” by his insurance policy