Hey /b, so I'm forced to share my room with a familiy member (let's call him "Marco") in another family member's roof for the next few months. However he is just a little annoying fuck, i.e, >Marco throws his dirty clothes next to the laundry can >Marco leaves his shoes all spread over the floor when he has a place to put them >Marco's logic: I'm mad at user, I will hide his stuff >As soon as I leave the room for any reason, Marco locks himself for at least 10 minutes >Marco is just an insufferable asshole, has no discipline or responsibility sense and it's virtually impossible to reason with him (I've tried several times several ways)
I'm really going insane and can't go any longer without giving the favor back, how could I seek vengeance without any physical damage or shit that would get me kicked off? Best reply gets OP to deliver ASAP with timestamp and proofs.
How old is he, does he have anything that he uses all the time/enjoys?
Jaxon Watson
put his toothbrush up your ass
Levi Bailey
Unfortunately he is a middleschool boy, he uses the ps4 to watch shit on youtube and his cellphone to talk to his friends, however it has a password thah I don't know
Colton Lopez
get router access and throttle ps4 bandwith
Eli Stewart
Nice idea but he would notice it instantly and make a big scene, I have already use his clean clothes to dry the sweat of my body after exercising
Nathaniel Watson
phone in microwave, never fail
Ethan Carter
Fun fact: I've been messing with MAC addresses in my house and successfully block them before but for some reason it does not work with the ps4
Joshua Bennett
Buy porn and weed, stash it among his things, report to parents.
Alternatively suck his dick everyday until he stops resisting and becomes a faggot
Julian Johnson
I was thinking to use a screwdriver to fuck the charging bay but it's not satisfying enough
Cooper Jenkins
Eat lots of shit that makes you fart. Lime smelly farts. Grab his pillow and release your flatulence into it, and wait for him to get pinkeye. My neighbor used to do this to his little brother and it would work every single time. Bare ass farts tho for maximum shit particles
Juan Ramirez
Take his fresh socks with you to the toilet. Take shit and wipe your ass with them inside out and flip back to normal when done. Brown foot.
Brody Morris
I'll do ya one better. Download netcut software. Can disable services for any device in the house, easy to use.
Jack Wood
How about cheating him with one of those "deadly usb"? Put an attractive tag on it and leave it where he can see it, outside the house.
Luke Myers
bump
Noah Howard
mmmmm I dont think it would work as he is extremely precarious with unknown things, kind of a fag
John Anderson
hmmm, could work but I'm not really convinced
Benjamin Martin
I mean this is the best one so far but as I am heterosexual and I promised to post proof this is not really fine for me, if there's more replies to this than other ideas I guess I'll do it
Charles Foster
This is the most inconspicuous method that produces results. It may even get him quarantined by the house owners because it can spread. Go for it and laugh at him like he's an outbreak monkey
Dylan Miller
damn boy, is a granny or what?
Ian Rodriguez
come on b, gtfo the trap threads and reply
Jose Myers
nah, just testosterone deficiency I guess
Thomas Morris
Use nerve gas, put a pitbull in the room, leave rats in house like Hamelin's futist, go vegan and call him a murderer, etc.
John Peterson
bumping
Jackson Evans
I like how you think
Landon Wilson
Put some lolicon's pics in his PS4 and make an anonimous call to cops.
Cameron Lee
Just piss in his bed, or shit, and blame it on him. It would be even better if he's sleeping in the bed while you do that
Noah Reyes
Cum in his shoes
Julian Sanders
In what world does a middleschool boy or girl still does that?
Matthew Myers
He's a middlschooler... he's just upset about losing independence. Just ask how he wants to solve masturbation while you're there and he'll chill.
Parker Lewis
bump
Carson Anderson
This, suck his dick as much as you can to convert him into faggotry
Jaxson Garcia
OP here, I'm not seeing more good enough responses I guess will do that before this thread dies, however with underwear...
Dominic Garcia
buy some good magnets and put them on his ps4 when hes at school to fuck the entire thing up.
Then why the fuck are you rooming with a middle schooler. Find some damn roommates to split a shitty house with and grow the fuck up.
Luis Gonzalez
I'm paying some shitty debts right now and can't afford to even pay a split rent, they´re having me for free but as soon as I can I'll get the fuck out of here
Carson Morgan
Let's break it down: >Marco throws his dirty clothes next to the laundry can
Let it be known that you won't tolerate that shit. But his stanky clothes in his bed or stuff them into his pillow case.
>>Marco leaves his shoes all spread over the floor when he has a place to put them
Again, toss them on his bed.
>>Marco's logic: I'm mad at user, I will hide his stuff
Bring it up to his parents. Consider locking your closet if possible/if you have one. Remove your valuables if you can, lock them somewhere safe.
>>As soon as I leave the room for any reason, Marco locks himself for at least 10 minutes
Remove the lock. Tell him to jerk off elsewhere.
>>Marco is just an insufferable asshole, has no discipline or responsibility sense and it's virtually impossible to reason with him (I've tried several times several ways)
He's a little shit. Sorry to hear that.
Nolan Flores
Wait wait, are you in his room, or him in yours?
Isaac Harris
>in another family members roof
David Collins
You're 19, what debts could you have that'd keep you from $150 a month?
Luis Anderson
yeah, I thought that was the way to go a few days but it got out of control but lets see how he feels about pinkeye
Christopher Jackson
Well fuck, I suck at reading. I would say his room, his rules.
I pretty much take back the entirety of It blows but deal with it, OP.
Carson Thompson
funny enough this was my room a long time ago but that's another story
