If you could send a letter back in time to 13 year old you, what would it say ?

"You're a fucking faggot neck yourself nigger."

That she likes you. You will change careers, change locations, change friends, but there's only that one girl

Kill your stepdad.

"You will get there, trust me. But stop whining like a little shit you edgy fuckin spoiled piece of retarded trash"

>if you could send a letter back in time to 13 year old you, what would it say ?
Hey its me from the future. wear sunscreen everyday. Don't get fat. Stand up straight.

don't rapid fire those absinthe-champagne cocktails on an empty stomach when you're 18 unless you want to collapse and have your mother raid your room to find and ask your family about the viagra pills contained therein, and do fuck with crack asap; you're pretty much fucked in life at this point already, but mastering the degeneracy is virtue.

lies

This

ACtually try in high school and pass your exams, workout, probably take up boxing and stick to it, put in proper effort to get an apprentiship, try to give up porn and jerking off. Trust me.

this

Do a barrel roll

Fucking take a shower. You're gross and that's why girls don't like you.

kill yourself things don't get better when you're older

Jeep going, on September 10, 2019, your girlfriend and future wife will give you the best blowjob of your life until now

You cant stop her dying. But you can take her more interesting places. Marry her quicker and love every second of it

In about seventeen years you're going to find what you think is the love of your life. She'll break your soul and spirit and turn you into a miserable person. Regardless of the things you've seen and experienced with her, she'll break your heart and get together with a friend of yours. You'll still love her to bits for years after she ended it and you will not be able to let her go or love anyone else, this will hurt a lot of people. It will break Amy, Kathryn, Vanessa, Devin, Tiffany and Jessica. Please try and minimise the damage to them when you tell them you don't love them.

Try and be a good person.

Love,

-R

Don't rape that one girl, she will fuck you voluntarily when she becomes your gf.

this

It would list the dates and times to buy and sell all stocks, currencies, etc. worth investing in up to now.

>quit hanging with shit people that don’t have your best interest
>don’t join the army
>let your parents pay for college
I was in a hurry to be an adult. Parents were paying my way but I insisted on joining the army to move out and pay for myself.

Fuck more girls. Nut in them. Spread your Chad DNA. You don't want to pull out over and over and over and end up alone with no spawn in your 30's. =-(

Is the guy in OP's picture wearing an Audemars Piguet? hmmm....

Does anyone think that this chick is a little fat. I'm being serious. She could be a bit tighter. :.

IDK who you are but in a similar situation, and never married her.

get a better haircut and start lifting weights

"Keep the blonde one, fuck the brunette and the redhead... literally, fuck them first, then keep the blonde."

You like fat girls, realize that. Don't wait to ask Lisa out - she likes you and cuddles with her are heaven.

at some point you will date a red head. this was your peak, treat her well and don't let her go

also, make sure she knows you wanted to marry her

keep fucking chantel and you will eventual get to fuck her ass and other stuff

Subscribe to pewdiepie

Don't wait 17 more years to crack, just be a girl and stop hating yourself

Don’t let that older guy talk you into sex. Save yourself for the guy you like who’ll ask you out a year later.

Stop playing world of Warcraft and go join a sport !

>noice

go all in on real estate funds, than cashout and start shorting banks in q1 2008, than wait for bitcoin in cryptography forums, go ALL IN , i mean ALL, buy ton of super CPUs and mine the sit auto of it, and dont sell below 10k , that is 2017

start fucking since you won't be around young girls out of school easily

Be more confident but not in the dick way you are doing it now.

Also never try cocaine

stop jerking off to your niece it will get you in big problems when you get older

so..yesterday? what happened?

Get your parents & school to look into ADHD, it's only just come back onto the medical books. maybe they'll give you some medication to help you pay attention in school and make your parents' sacrifices worth it

Also, next year, Emma's going to ask you to finger her. I know she's cute and your best friend's sister, but she's still only 6, so don't, even though she asks you really nicely

Everyone is going to tell you who you "should" be. Be the person you WANT to be. I'm 30 and it took me too long to figure that out.

providing i have an unlimited letter space i would give the lottery numbers for the following 20 years, source code on programming technology that hasn't come out yet, the ideas for facebook, uber, spotify and other worldwide companies that are all the rage and have been over the past 20 years, blueprints for experiments that would give technology that didn't yet exist, mathematical proofs for nobles prizes, the entire volumes of games of thrones/ harrpy potter/50 shades of grey and whatever stupid shit that sold for millions.
then once i'd get to this dumb thread again i'd send even more useful information and rinse & repeat until i controlled the world.

"Kill yourself as soon as possible. It just keeps getting worse. Failing that, become addicted to exercise."

just kill yourself now
16 years from now life is shittier than you can imagine

lottery numbers?

and to never leave Kim.

"17 years later, you still haven't figured out what is the best, or even the one possible solution to 'your problem'. It was a hopeless situation from the very beginning. It happened so fast and no one knew what to do. Don't overvalue justice, boy, it will just make you miss on life, miss on all the fun..."

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Fucking this.

INVEST IN BITCOIN YOU FAT FUCK!

lost

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Don't date that girl you think you like now. You'll end up with her as the high school sweetheart BS... She'll wreck your world in the late 20s after you go through severe depression from her ridicule. Plus you'll miss out on so many hot girls you could have fucked by being the good guy... Do go to college and don't sell that truck you and Dad are working on. He won't be there too much longer.

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take more pictures, especially of bitches, jump on web camming way sooner, learn more about technology and motorcycles, pay attention in high school bio, dont beat up that one dude hes gonna snitch and dont mess with that one guy at that party at jessies hes gonna kick your ass. also stop smoking cigarettes and ease up on the booze.

Do mechanical engineering, not software.

Also, get out more.

it's funny how the loading of this gif makes it better because his expression on the first frame gives it a ridiculous background.

INVEST IN BITCOIN

Stop masturbating and play some fucking sport

Kys

Don't fuck that black girl, she has herpies.

Be a sissy sooner

happy for ya

Yep that’s it

Don't fuck anybody named Kim or Kimberly. They're all retarded and it'll fuck your life up.

This is a letter for 13yr old you, not 9yr old you

Make sure to not pass out on your side so we can actually die this time

Ride.

Don't marry her... Go to the next town, the good one is here... Wait just 5 more years

You're going to lose over 100 lbs next summer and look great! You're not fat, trust me, your self loathing will only make you gain all of it back plus some. Also, you're not gay or trans, you're just bisexual so dont ruin your life over it. Dont fight your step brother because he hit your little brother, wait until dad gets home so he can deal with it, it'll make things a lot easier for you because if you do fight him, you will also fight your dad that night and move into your mom's house. You become a literal faggot because your mom is too accepting of you and you get a drug addiction.

Be the Chad you could've become, dont fuck it up when you're 14.

PLEASE STOP TALKING TO ANITA. She will fuck you up completly and you will be a depressed suicidal retard in his late 20s still sad about that break-up!

Mobile fag on clover so it doesn't load like that for me... Damn lol

Fuck all of their faces harder

Put all of your bar mitzvah money into bitcoin while it’s less than a 1 cent, wait till the end of 2017 to sell, fucking profit

Do it

Lose some fucking weight faggot.

You can't help her, she has to help herself

Work on your impulse control you fat fuck and actually take working out seriously. And don't be so fucking shy around girls, you look like an effiminate pussy because you won't even hug them. You'll grow out of that once you get interested in sex, but believe me, it's one of those things that you'll never get to have much of for some reason or another. Also don't get too torn up breaking up with your first girlfriend, she turns into a twice-divorced crackwhore before either of you are 21.

Buy as much bitcoin as you can, sell when its $18k

Listen, kiddo. You're not special and you're not gonna be an exceptional individual. I know, you want to be an actor, or a musician, or a game developer, or an artist or something equally as great. However, you're not cut out for that. You're just not. It's partially because of your fucked up circumstances, because the people who get to do those things get incredibly lucky or have the resources to buy their way in, and it's partially because you don't have any innate talent. I know you think you could do it, but it's just not in the cards. So, go to school, get a practical degree, and make a comfortable living for yourself.

"Pull out dumbass"

Kill Trump

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fuck Alice!!!!!

Goddamn, you're one cringy faggot

Bored? why not check this extremely hot active server, for the best lewds of femmales and traps!

discord gg/3UK8V8W

Who won the Kentucky derby, the World Series, the Super Bowl, and the Powerball numbers for the last 20 years.

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People aren't so different from you, so don't be afraid to be you. The world's not as scary as you think it is, so be confident in yourself and you'll be ok.
Also, stop being in denial and date Kylee, you like her too.

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Invest your $200 in Bitcoin.

don't mind me
0-1 Egypt
2-3 China
4-5 Greece
6-7 Rome
8-9 Japan

also I guess whatever you do, do not move back to Illinois. get out and stay out

Look, Chloe's going to make moves on you and you won't like it at first, but eventually you will. Just let her do her thing and go along with it. Trust me, just grab her tits and let her grab your dick.

Take better care of your teeth. That shit was expensive to fix and fucked up your life

Trips of truth

Same, thats what I'd send

Stop talking to vix, she hurts you later. Continue writing always and never let your friends see it. You have potential but beg for ADHD meds, you really need them even though your drunk dad says no. Music is a great escape but it isn't everything. Remember why you do it, you know that expression your grandfather told you often. Stop trying to be okay when you're not. Oh and Lewis is a great friend, cherish when he's around because there will come a day your 'ride or die' isn't around and you need his words. Oh and remember your worth.

Come out of the closet, your friends love you. Dont get fucking black out drunk in revs, you'll get raped. Oh and dont bother with 2k18 summer, you wont find peace there, stay home and grieve with your family.

Have a nutrient and protein rich diet that will ensure proper growth during puberty, also exercise more.

I'm not crying, you're crying.

“Mug Mexicans”

winning lotto numbers for the first 5 lottos id be able to play in with prizes > 15 mill

Stop believing you are not good enough to get some pussy, whem you get older you will regret the time you lost not hiting on girls because of your low self esteem.
Also, never visit Yea Forums

stop playing xbox

Don't take weed to school on the second Friday of eighth grade and get a job.

Put all your money in bitcoin and sell when it reaches 18k. Then do whatever you want.

Don't be a summerfag

Backup all your nudes. Buy bitcoin and eth as early as you can and hodl til December 2017.

Life sorted.

Show 13 year old me how to dab

Keep all the pokemon cards you still stole take a walk spend the 10 k dollars you're u get on bitcoin and don't crash the elcamino

Dump that bitch in high school and leave for the army like you were planning to immediately after graduation instead of getting dumped, then deciding to enlist out of desperation 8 years later.

Bro I'm always going to be around even when I'm out of state.

Life is hard, its harder when you think you have things figured out n life kicks your ass for many years. Keep going. Dont stop. And life is always better when you can relax without a care in the world

Think.

Join the army.

Kill yourself.

I'd sent the letter back a little further, but-

>persue stacy, she gets real fuckable in HS and is top tier gf material. Work out a bit more, stick with sports and don't be afraid.

fuck your cousin when you get the chance. she was down and yeah itll probably be weird later but its better than being a virgin until after you graduate college

Tell your dad to get a cat scan.... right now

Follow your dick

invest in bitnigger

Don't go the army it wiil change you forever

So you know it's me and not a random Yea Forumsro. I hear you bud.

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Abby wants to date you pipe that leggy blonde

Checkpoint my man, thank you for your friendship

One day my friend. Ha remember back in the D2 days. We'll just get a place work and game haha. Life isn't that simple anymore but thinking back its still a dream that keeps a smile on my face when I'm down.

>she’s only 6
WHAT?

Absolutely best in show

Tell your brother not to ride with John to prom... he is gonna be too drunk to drive.

Kek savage

Don't find out what else the penis is used for.

Always remember that pretty girl could really be a a lowlife mud shark whore.
No way to tell by just looking.
See example

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The only correct answer.

Also Superbowl wins

Checkpoint Yea Forumsro. Thank you for yours, you kept me sane when there were times I thought I'd go over the edge. Those ride or dies were a life saver man. Just wish I still had the actual checkpoint story. Phone deleted all my pics one time or I'd post it. If an user is reading these and has it. Would be nice if they had it.

Explain?

What is this?

Lol you act like I dont have that at my feels standby

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Don't go to Brazil and film snuff of kids living in sewers.

first post best post

Don't take your family for granted. Don't go drinking that night in October after you turn 15 and tell Kevin to stay home too. Worst night you will ever experience.

SUCK SHIT FATTY AHHAHAHAA

The pic is me the reply is a friend I've known since middle school. Couldn't ask for a better one to be honest. The guy is like a brother. I joined the military so I'm not home much anymore so I can't be the Yea Forumsro that can go on ride or dies and vent like back in the day.

Life saver my dude. I've been missing that one tbh

Its basically 2 grown men missing each other because same sex soul mates is not okay

Don't send anonymous rape threats to your classmates, and certainly don't confess to them afterwards

Failure is a lie made up by losers to justify why they gave up. There is always a path to what you want.

It would be a list that says "LOTTERY NUMBERS" followed by a series of dates and numbers. Following that it would just say Invest in: GGP, Inc.
ABIOMED, Inc.
Netflix, Inc.
Align Technology, Inc.
Ulta Beauty Inc
United Rentals, Inc.
Incyte Corporation
Amazon.com, Inc.
Regeneron Pharmaceuticals, Inc.
NVIDIA Corporation
SVB Financial Group
Qorvo, Inc.
IPG Photonics Corporation
Booking Holdings Inc.
United Continental Holdings, Inc.
Expedia Group, Inc.
Fifth Third Bancorp
Take-Two Interactive Software, Inc.
Royal Caribbean Cruises Ltd.
Alaska Air Group, Inc.
salesforce.com, inc.
Centene Corporation
Micron Technology, Inc.
Extra Space Storage Inc.
Apple Inc.

Jesus Christ lad, herein lies a story

Learn how to play the fucking guitar kid, also cut your hair you look like a rejected beatle wig

Wierd but wholesome. do you come on Yea Forums together or did you meet here? I’ve been coming for years and never see guys have an ongoing relationship on here

this!!!

Punch all the motherfuckers in the fucking throat. Don’t worry about who, you’ll know when the times come. Yeah we may get our asses kicked but better to face the pain than face years of self loathing for acting like a bitch

Cant tell you but i would be rich, dick would of went into some nasty sluts, got an education much earlier, career would be different

>source
sauce?!?!?

I would give him the whole 411 on my bodybuilding experience and knowlege
But being the younger faggot younger me was hed probably throw it away cuz he has a hoarding phobia

We knew eachother before Yea Forums. I get on from time to time or when times are tough and I need a feels thread or ylyl.

For the record man, I took no prisoners in some situations as a kid and regret it just as much as the times I backed down. It's easy to glorify all the things you WOULD have done but trust, the self loathing and guilt is there either way. Some situations just suck no matter how you resolve them. If anything you avoided a ton of extra trouble on top of whatever went down, so honestly try not to beat yourself up. If anything be happy!

GET A FUCKING PIPE AND SHOW SOME FUCKING RESPECT FOR YOURSELF

The Jews are going to crash 2 planes into the World trade center and from the ashes will try and force white people to go extinct.

"Don't care so much about your hair dipshit, you go bald at 19." Thats what i would say. However, bald is beauty.. said Tommy from Rugrats. Or was it Tommy's grandpa? I don't know. At least i don't have a weird shaped head.

I'd say,"in about a year you're going to meet the girl of your dreams, you're both going to spend the next three years falling in love. But something will go wrong. You'll separate. 29 years later you're going find each other again and realise you could have sorted things out 20 years previously. But. don't worry because everything is good again now." That's what I'd say.

Seems like today we just ran into the same thread. Guess times are tough on both ends today.

Bitcoin isn't a meme

don't join the military, especially marine

I'd say, "Learn to code."

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>work out and fucking get into liking that shit
>if you think there's girls that like you, ask them out: can't get laid if you don't ask
>yeah music is cool and all that, but don't fucking try to make a career about it. get a trade and keep enjoying your hobby
>invest in bitcoin and cash out when it hits $20k

those thoughts you're having are not normal, not healthy and they will not stop

Work advice - learn foreign languages
Life advice - learn to make friends and meet new people
Family advice - be more forward with girls and women - confidence is the sexiest thing
Physically exercise or have a daily cardio routine for healthy body and mind healthy

We never met here, no thats incorrect but on days that are exceptionally tough (or so it seems) we somehow find eachother in some sort of thread. We've been close since middle school but somehow he can see my feels or my comments low key pertaining to him. Its wild really but somehow we're never so far apart that a random message board doesn't pull us back in contact

Buy as much AMZN under $6 as you can in October 2001 and hold until it hits $2000

A+ advice

Physics is your pathway, don't fuck around and do other dumb shit before discovering it.

Also, seek out and talk to femanon, these are her interests. You'll save the both of you a lot of time and situational depression.

If I could go back in time, I would.

Holy shit, the kind of shit you stupid fucks must had pulled yourself through to learn some basic common sense must had been dire.

Anyway;
>Invest in memecoins as soon as they come out
>Fuck bitches
>Get paid

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Dear user,
1. Don't be a beta.
2. Get a bank account open ASAP.
3. Familiarize yourself on using a condom.
4. No matter what, finish college.
GLHF
Anon2019

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Stay out of Nazism, Hang out with your Aunt & Uncle more, Read Jung, & wait for a cool dude named Cade to show up in 10th grade

DID SOMEONE GET MELANOMA

Ask Denise out from high school.
Tell Kelly you love her if Denise flakes.
Join the Navy to be a pilot.
If Navy falls through become a pharmacist.
DO NOT get involved with computers as a career. Keep it a hobby only.

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STFU beta bitch

I'd tell myself to drop out of school, make as much money as I can by stealing or scamming and then invest 100% into google, apple or AOL (and of course sell AOL before about 2001)

Don’t let your parents send you to St Johns no matter how hard they push, go to fucking Bedford
Call Kevin and fight to get him out of his hell he could be your best friend if you’re not afraid to bring justice to his violent family
Avoid euphonium players named Chris at ALL costs don’t even LOOK at him
Don’t talk to anyone who is diagnosed with borderline especially if they are named Ben
Make your move on Taylor she liked you back don’t be a sperg and SWING
Keep practicing trombone and for fuck’s sake LISTEN ago GARTH he’s the man
Live at home until you can afford your house don’t rent it’ll set you back for years
Avoid Maker’s Mark, when you turn 18 smoke a joint instead
If you follow this letter it will fix your entire life also Chris J the bassist and Sean the guitarist are your main crew don’t lose touch ever and you’ll actually have friends
Also if you run into a fat Nate run the other way

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When you get offered an internship with pay and stock options in 3 years, tell that noname company called google "yes" instead of ditching school to smoke weed.

you're too young to know about it now but when you're 16 bitcoin will be really cheap and you will prophetically predict its ascendance. whatever it takes, invest everything in it and sell when it gets to be worth 10k+ a piece.

also ryan is a faggot and will ruin you in the long-run. stay away from him even if it means being a forever alone. same thing with cam, john, and every other peer you grew up with. get into engineering and fuck all of them

mom and dad will divorce, all of your childhood pets will die horribly. these can't be avoided really, but if you do everything else I said you will be golden

Everything gets worse but you become increasingly numb so it doesn't matter. Kill yourself faggot.

"Look im telling you right now if you are guessing what im drinking right now drink double of it, and blow your head off or smash it in"

Don't tell him where you live

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suck his dick, your gonna be a faggot anyway

"You'll think she is the one and you'll be right so don't fuck it up like I did... also bitcoin"

It would be a long letter do these things
1) cut out x y z
2 ) do A levels instead of electrical engineering
3 ) try harder in school some school subjects
4 ) plan for futute
5 ) read more
6 ) dont go to food as a way of escapism face your problems in a healthier way eg weightlifting or muaythai
7 ) take up 2 sports
8 ) limit masturbating to 3 times a day

9 ) you are good enough
10 ) asked that girl out i never did greta a redhead german girl fucking hell i still regret that
11 ) take better care of my mental health
12 ) stand up for myself when i should have

Ask every girl that lets you touch her tits to suck your cock.
Flash your step mom. She'll most likely suck you off on the reg since dads a cheater.
That lady that talked about 401k at one of your first jobs, listen to her.
DON'T DO THE METH
All in all, shits gunna work out for you.

>pic related for the day

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Man feeslsbadman

Stop huffing spray paint

Hey bro, it's future me. Right now, go apologize to Nadia. That's first. Now, I don't quite remember if you've met her yet, but Deztiny ain't worth your time. You may have better luck with Jordan (the blonde one), I know you haven't met her yet. Get into D&D as soon as possible, you'll love it. Probably stay off Yea Forums, I don't care how much of a joke you think it is, it's not funny or entertaining. Love you bro

whats the last name

Go to the private school and make good grades.
Demand better
Fight more. Take less shit.

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Oh, god, green text, please

Shut the fuck up you bitchass doubter

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invest in facebook, youtube, google, and butcoin.

The letter is personal to HIS past self, not yours dumbass.

1) Learn Japanese and Latin, you will use both.
2) You're good at math and computer science, study both.
3) Go to college where your friends are going to college. You will need them around to keep you from falling into a depressive spiral.
4) Stop bothering , she's not into you and it's making her miserable. Make friends - just friends - with more girls instead.
5) You know nothing about body language, so get and and start studying them religiously.
6) Drop Aikido. Study Karate instead.
7) Speaking of which, from Aikido class likes you. Ask her out.
8) Don't bother with piano. Study guitar.
9) In 2001, a company called Amazon.com will sell for $5 a share. Buy 2000 shares even if you have to borrow money from Dad to do it. You will be a millionaire by 2016.
10) You have clinical depression and you are probably autistic as well. It's because your family environment sucks. Find a really good therapist and talk about how your parents fight and how you have no friends. Talk about how you can't understand body language. It's better to have professional help to make this shit better when you're a teenager than to wait until your thirties.
11) Don't listen to , get your wisdom teeth pulled ASAP.

You're still not a girl, and you still hate yourself.

Other than the lotto, that's all a waste. Shit like Facebook wasn't a unique idea, it was about being in the right place at the right time.... with the right connections.

girls are dtf

Dont start smoking and DO NOT EVER be sad about cutting people off. Theres a reason you will cut them off

Buy bitcoin

lift weights
cut your stupid ass hair

Implying the algorithm won't change it to a different unselected number and they'll role it around again til only their selected winner had the winning numbers.
Ffs one of Epsteins holding companies won these things.

Read The Invisibles. Stop seeking external validation. Don't smoke cigarettes. Keep a daily journal and take notes when you learn something important. Don't trust the right or the left. Don't trust anybody that bases their opinion in fear or hate. Get into cooking and accept that offer from that nobody with the restaraunt startup. Grandpa and Grandma J can teach you a lot if you just shut up long enough to listen. Oh yeah, and just cut your hair, weirdo. It's not even a big deal.

loterry results and million dollar ideas for every single single year sine I was 13, as well as some relationship advice

That girl you date your senior year of college will fuck your shit up. The night you help her with her chemistry homework, just leave her dorm and don’t spend all night talking with her. It will lead you down a road of heartbreak. You’ll be 40 years old and still be thinking of her. It will fuck up every other relationship you’re in.
If you do date her, seek therapy after her father breaks you up.

Don't feel bad for not fucking those two girls. You weren't ready mentally. You probably would have gotten one or both pregnant. Never feel ashamed for not being comfortable sexually. Relax. Also your brothers gonna die soon so there's that.

just ignore what she says and cum in her pussy

just ignore what she says and shove your cock in her ass. chances are that she will like it

kys now. things won't get better

checked

I did that already when I was 13

dont fuck up your credit. dont give in to what people want. do what you want, even if you dont know what to do or how to do it, still do it. stop waiting around for direction. our parents are fucking clueless and its better to realize that soon that later.

I'd give some future lotto numbers, say to go all out with that 1 girl, pursue a different career, and avoid alcohol. Lastly don't give advise to G on how to drive.

All women are whores.if it wasn't true none of use would be here.fuck bitch stack paper.oh ya don't trust anyone, everyone is a hater,no one is happy if you do well.

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Don't fall asleep on that fucking bus, they'll take your gameboy and Mom wont replace it

The girl at the station ... go for it
The girl at the gym ... go for it

Sage advice... Mom wont replace anything... Fucking moms...

/thread/

>neck yourself
How's high school?

Don't leave your PC on while your parents are home. Hide your porn folder.

Warn Moot not to sell Yea Forums.

Don't get cancer.

At first I thought: "Fuck that one chick that was blatantly coming on to you in 9th grade but you were too socially inept to see it so you don't grow up to be a miserable virgin fapping to internet porn three times a day."

Then I realised I would just be a miserable non-virgin fapping to internet porn three times a day.

fuck more you pussy

I'd reassure myself that, in two years, he'd/I'd actually have real friends that I care about, and not the cunts I was hanging out with at the time

Get your hair cut.
Stop thinking so much about what other people think of you.
Just be yourself.
Don't be scared to make that first move, ask her out!

Avoid uni. Get a job in the City.

stop being a cuck

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Sorry user

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It would have the buy/sell dates for various penny stocks that ended up going up crazy amounts from triple 0 level so I could get rich really easily from very little up front investment.

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"Do not smoke that first joint after HS graduation, it will cause you more problems than it solves."

-Signed Pothead Mike

In a few years, get your gay on with the hot usher at the movie theater and fuck his brains out!

Hit the weights and get a clue

Don't be such a cunt. Exercise.

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Realize that your mother is a narcissist and get the fuck out.

This is perfect for mine too. But be careful with the brunette cause she's fucking crazy and her friend will try to run you over.

Dont make the bomb joke at the airport, do not touch porn, do not play with your right testicle, do not raise eyebrows, keep the tongue at the roof of your mouth, dont be anxious about her, buy a saxophone, read kierkegaard, save your cousin from suicide, be better to grandma, its the fucking jews

move out asap

you will eventually become the most successful member of your whole fucking family, so don't listen to any of this idiots trying to break your spirit, you're 100% correct, stop feeling something is wrong with you, fuck them all

that could actually be reverse psychology and fuck your potential future up

Go ahead and fuck her. No one is going to believe you didn't anyway.

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>Just give up. It doesn't get better at all. It won't be better next month, next year, or in 8 years. Get the gun from the garage while it's still there, because when you turn 14 it gets sold.

Dont be a little bitch and just ask her out. She was clearly into you

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To find the girl I just dated and date her before she gets with the wrong dude and has a kid.

QUICK, END THE SUFFERING. KILL YOURSELF RIGHT NOW. IT DOESN'T GET BETTER. END IT BEFORE IT GETS ANY WORSE

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And a bunch of other nobodies. Where'd you get this?

Don't look in your Dad's top drawer.

stop watching porn you're gunna get addicted

Let my friend know he has a heart condition so he doesn't die in high school

Make a backup of all of the videos you make of vanessa blowing you / riding you because that hard drive is gonna fail as soon as you dump her.

There's gonna be a website called Yea Forums. Never waste your time on it

Agreed

I'd tell myself to show everyone my long dick. It's a gift

She'll fuck you over, don't wait for her. and in highschool look around you dipshit girls are pretty much handing themselves over to you. And just don't give a fuck and talk to everybody.

After military it's a bit easier. Friendships like that matter. Godspeed anons.

And oilfield has been good for me to travel home and keep the relationships going. Make a tradition of a get together. Every year I'm home a certain time, see the family, see the friends who've become family. Good for y'all

Stay in better touch with your brother. Even during the hard time coming. Get contacts. Girls do think you're cute. The ones that will get away will make you smile someday, in a bittersweet way you can't imagine yet.

Try to get to know dad. He may not love mom, but he is still a person with feelings

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did you cut off your peener?

Don’t do drugs and do better in school.

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Take more drugs, just dont be a pussy bitch about it.

She looks healthy and great.

Kill your uncle

Push harder to explore sex with the goth you'll meet in a few months. She'll leave you anyway... Oh, and don't get married. That shit is a mugs game.

Your reading comprehension is tenuous user.

Just to clarify
That's a response to you, not a letter to my past self.

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But is a bitch.

take care of teeth, warn to try and save my moms life, lose weight earlier

Pull out you mongoloid

So what are the dates and numbers?
Or are you ill prepared even in hindsight.

are u me?

Don’t be a such a fucking pussy and be a man. You’ll regret 99% of the shit you do if you don’t man the fuck up.

Invest in bitcoin, don't dye your hair black and start washing your hair with nizoral shampoo.

Hasn't hit 20k yet.
Close but no cigar

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Buy as much bitcoin as possible and sell when it hits 17k

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Don't blow your cocaine money on college. You end up rich from Bitcoin. Spend the cocaine money on even more Bitcoin.

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go ahead and stick your finger in her pussy. nevermind that she's your bestfriend's sister. he'd be dead in 10 years.

You sound like a pedofile.

>Don't rape that one girl, she will fuck you voluntarily
What the fuck. user, I need details asap.

Having sex with her is always the right choice, dont fool yourself kid.

On the other hand, it could ruin her life.

You might want to read "Red Letter Day" by Kristine Kathryn Rusch.

I'm sorry you've had a bad life.

KYS and put me out of your misery.

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>Flash your step mom. She'll most likely suck you off on the reg since dads a cheater.
This is gold. I need to know if your step mom told you later on that she would have sucked you off.

Stop caring about things like honesty and the truth. Start throwing pebbles at highways and shit like you're supposed to.

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You ruin your entire life when you are 18, don't fuck her, just don't, it's not worth it. You end up living a pointless life losing the job of your dreams all because of that dumb mistake. You'll know what I'm talking about when she comes into your life, just don't do it.