Tell me what to record on vocaroo

I'm disappointed, I expected a more movie trailer badass dude kind of effort. Yeh you sound like a giant fag but maybe it could be better

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"Oh god daddy I promise I'll do my homework JUST PLEASE STOP FUCKING ME!!! YOU'RE RIPPING MY PUSSY IN TWO!!!"

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Sorry user, Im just a bored retard with a mic. Not able to do dude voices very well

Kinda feeling a strong 9 to a 10.
Keep up the good work.

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say this and go hard on all the Ps

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers?
Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

hehe thank you

"Everything will be fine. Therapy will work and the pain will go away soon, I'm here for you. Please don't end it" plz thank u

A confession to being a lolicon

vocaroo.com/i/s0MkDhmgurxn

that took much longer than Id like to admit

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I’m killing myself now

that's the stuff

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I hope you feel better soon user

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"You disgusting pervert, I bet you're enjoying every second if this arent you *sucking/sloppy sounds*"

any one notice its always the ones with the cutest voice who are fat af or ugly ham beasts

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I think Im rather average. Sweet of you to think that I have a cute voice though user

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I didn't mean that as an insult lmao. I swear its always a thing though. like direct correlation the cuter the voice the less cute the person lol. you have cute voice. So i already know how you look :P

Oh fuck me that was hot~
"W..wait what are yo- *gagging and sucking sounds* *catch your breath after the mouth fucking* I h..hate you perv

>vocaroo.com/i/s1ormFxYYnF6
not bad actually

vocaroo.com/i/s0RKhLbGvRbG

making me suck on my thumb user?

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i'm hard over a soundfile and it confuses me

Can you say: "*giggles* Is that it? Seriously? That's the tiniest, most pathetic dick ever. *laughter*"

>vocaroo.com/i/s0RKhLbGvRbG
rip mah dick

vocaroo.com/i/s0HaboBsLRMN

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well i could but i'm not OP and i sound rather dudelike user. But whatever floats your boat.

Oh yeah.. of course, your thumb
"T..thank you user" < in hesitant but forced voice

Hey could I ask, you got a very nordic accent. What country are you from?

Can you say ''Everything is going to be fine, no one is going to hurt you anymore now. Come here let me hug you''

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"The internet and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race"

>vocaroo.com/i/s0HaboBsLRMN
I'm assuming you don't chat with random anons on any throwaway accounts right? even ones who think you sound cute :P

OP here, Id love it if you would

Am an amerifag unfortunately, though I wasn't born here

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OP, could you say, "you're a retard and your mom's a whore. And if you're Adonai, you're a robot." (Adonai is pronounced with the "nai" sounding like the word "eye" with an N stuck on the front of it, so altogether it's pronounced, "ADD UHH N EYE")

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Hmmmmmm yes yes, my thumb

Yeahhh, sorry user I dont do that
Thank you though, that's really sweet of you

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Please user record this I'm sad as fuck

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Was in the process of it user, sorry
I hope youre doing alright

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whoops forgot link

Can you say "If only I had someone to suck on my nipples" in a sad voice?

?

vocaroo.com/i/s02u5hl1tVvp

THANK YOU NOW I CAN CRY MYSELF TO SLEEP ILY user

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"Yeah, cum inside mommy like a good boy. Make sure you give me every. Last. Drop"
Please and thank you!

vocaroo.com/i/s1fyZbdvNCCx

If only...

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the classic whitenight manip

Thank you very much!

Lmao amazing OP. Thanks a ton

Perfect

Sucking sounds "you're pretty excited today, aren't you. That's fine, I was planning on sucking you dry tonight anyways" more sucking sounds

Could you say "they mostly come at night... mostly"

Can you please say "Ok, which one of you jackasses fucked the watermelon in the kitchen?" in an angry voice?

>nigger nigger pumpkin shitter

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Ily2 user, please get some help if you can

No prob
Though Im curious-- what was that recording for?

In an "Ara ara" kind of voice
"-laughing- you're such a cute little dork. It makes me want to ruin you -giggle-"

youtube.com/watch?v=Gg9FvtS2f38

>Though Im curious-- what was that recording for?

Me and my friends say "your mom's a whore" to each other constantly, it carries no weight to us but it does to other people and it's very funny.

Also, my one friend has a pacemaker, so we call him a robot, cyborg, etc.

vocaroo.com/i/s1dZgSRObDQO

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Ohh I see, that's pretty cute

I hope he gets some laugh out of it

"The alcohol poisoning will pass, eventually.
And I'll survive again... unfortunately"

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Grunting sounds "Wait, what are you doing. Stop, wrong hole! Wrong hole! Wrong" moaning

Say "You fucking weebs are disgusting" as if you were mocking someone.

Thank you! Your sucking sounds are really good. Can you just make a 10-15 second clip of you sucking please? You're absolutely fantastic

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As in mocking someone saying that? Like 'YoU FuCkINg WeEbs ArE DisGusTINg'?

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why is my brain constantly trying to form a picture of you after hearing all these recordings?
You sound cute OP!

>As in mocking someone saying that? Like 'YoU FuCkINg WeEbs ArE DisGusTINg'?
No as in, you're mocking them for being weebs.

"Please sir, let me get on my knees and suck your cock."

i'd give all to hear you properly moan, if that isn't too weird for you...

Bored? why not check this extremely hot active server, for the best lewds of femaales and traps!

discord gg/3UK8V8W

Seconded

Please say: "I'm going to cooom, dream-star!!"

Glad you're reading pervy shit OP. Can you please say:

"Like this? ...Am I doing good, Daddy?"

Thirded. Not just once either. Maybe 15 seconds worth of moaning would be great

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Hmhmhmmmm I suppose you could form a picture in your head with this-- Im half American, half Jap and am 5'0

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Say "Sir, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Morgan Freeman?

Your accent sounds a lot more like it's from northern Europe. Where did you grow up by the way, and can you speak any Japanese?

you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. OP obviously grew up in the US as you can clearly tell by her accent

This sounds fun could you please say

"I wish tea was next to me especially when I get all hot and bothered instead of slate."

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Glad youre enjoying these user!
A bit longer than I thought I recorded but here you go

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I just exploded drom this one

"They keep me in a soundproof room with this... thing. It grabs up my arms and legs and it stretches me out and... it *fucks* me. It just keeps on going until I can't scream anymore. I can't even think, all I can do is come."

>Hmhmhmmmm I suppose you could form a picture in your head with this-- Im half American, half Jap and am 5'0
That is actually pretty close to what I had in mind. Thank you. Sounds lovely.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0VtEARW9NPr
Thanks, it's perfect.

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Oh jesus this one was kind of embarrassing

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That was amazing work OP, you even added in the moans without me asking. Thank you so much!

That was really realistic. Good job OP. Every you posted so far has been top notch

Thank you so much. That was almost too perfect.

This has got me so wet I wouldn't be able to do this.

Can you try saying "It's suffocating to be in a room full of happiness yet unable to feel it." as sadly as you can manage.

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I can't wait to get off work and masturbate to these later. Because of you I'll be sleeping soundly tonight OP. Thank you for your service

Could you please say
"Pls rember when you dont know how to draw or sketch is bad, always remember times when you feeled like you can do it. If it sucky, always rember ctrl + Z"

Its an joke with some of my drawfag friends~
Anyway i love your voice acting~

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Nuh uh, born in Japan but grew up in the US
Might have just worded something weird, Ive got an American accent I think
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vocaroo.com/i/s140LZAljOZl

vocaroo.com/i/s0J3YOFcqQJy

Hmm user
Would you like me to say something lewd that uses your name or nickname?
Not gonna lie, this is turning me on quite a bit too

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No, I'm good. I'm a little bit shy but I wanted to make sure you knew how much everyone here appreciates you. Good job OP. You're doing great

"Everything will be alright, don't worry I'll be here for you *kiss*"

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The fact that as you're reading all of these answers most of us are stroking our cocks is simply so fucking hot

Huh, then I'm way worse at recognizing accents than I though. That's really cool though. I'm Asian myself so I was just curious

Old poster in this thread here, I have a voice changer like in this vid gofile.io/?c=izPBS3 and can vocaroo stuff

*sucking then swallowing sounds* Thanks for cumming sir, could you breed me now?

>your name or nickname
That would be so hot.

Please say, "You're such a good man, Richard. I love it when you fuck me like this."

"You're in so much trouble if I tell anyone about this."

If this is turning you on, would you like someone to record something for you in return? I can make my voice kinda deep and record something for you, if you'd like

I like how the requests are gradually becoming 100% perverse... is there a topic/fetish you want a script for, OP?

vocaroo.com/i/s0mqy7ez3mw7

vocaroo.com/i/s1MoFoBqI1ZA

I really appreciate it user, and thanks so much for dropping by! I hope you have fun later tonight

Are you user?
Are you stroking your cock?
Oh I see I see, its not a big deal honestly. I think I look more Caucasian that Asian... Though my hair is dark and my eyes are squinty

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plsplspls, even if it's not your thing, I'd love it if you read this...
"I only let daddy cum when he's sniffing my feet. He gets hard when I take my shoes off now."

"Hmmmm, stroke that cock for me. Hmmm, yes, all 8 inches, nice and slowl... you came already? Hahahahaha."

Even tho i am not fapping right now, you are doing gods work. Its perfect. Thank you user.

Yeah I am, this is really nice user....

Maybe something a bit different...

Could you say 'Get on your knees and worship my feet cuck.'

I love your voice! Got me diamonds.

>vocaroo.com/i/s1MoFoBqI1ZA
You the best.
And that's the last of my requests -- the bottle whispers my name.

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I like your voice

Ah, gotcha. Honestly, I'm kinda surprised at how much attention you're paying to each individual request and message. And curious as to what motivated someone as sweet as you to come hangout and help people here?

"Today, gamers, we rise up against society... FUCK NIGGERS, FUCK KIKES, FUCK TRANNIES, FUCK SPICS, BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY... FUCK JANNIES!!"

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can you say "look at this cock compared to that tiny uncut dick *sucking noises* i will never touch that disgusting worm~ *giggle*

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uhmm... I'd still listen

You're a lucky man Richard

Can you say "When diplomacy ends, War begins. A quote by Adolf Hitler, my idol." ;)

*moans* please breed this lesbian pussy sir, my girlfriend's gonna love raising your child! *moans*

I wonder if I can make a real voodoo doll out of a sex doll, would it be rape then ?

"Oh yes Martin! Please stretch my pussy with your thick uncut cock. I love it. *moaning* dont stup im cumming! *more moaning*"

thank you :)

vocaroo.com/i/s02Jwv8slsfy

vocaroo.com/i/s1i4iYJB8AVR

vocaroo.com/i/s17ER7hQXVwS

Don't overdo yourself user, hope to see you on a thread like this again one day

I like you

Oh, youre sweet! I used to frequent Yea Forums a lot and kind of always thought vocaroo threads were fun. Just got a mic yesterday and only recently built my PC so I don't have much to do just yet. Also, anons are mostly nice people though a lot are just depressed and horny. We all need affection sometimes
vocaroo.com/i/s0JeLIxzAf7y

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>vocaroo.com/i/s1mM8oVoWdCa
holy shit, yeah thats awesome and perfect

Could you please say ''Hey Keita, this time I will only let you jerk off to me, if you'll be a good boy I'll let you fuck me raw the next time okay? *giggles*''

>>vocaroo.com/i/s02Jwv8slsfy

Fuck. That was perfect. Have a good day/evening.

>
pasted the wrong one, but yeah they're all great!

OPs voice literally has my cock throbbing right now.

10/10 would date and fuck nonstop.

Thank you so much! Your voice is so hot. Can I make another request?

'I'm going to make you watch every guy in this room fuck me and if you're lucky, you may get to have a taste.'

No worries if it's too much!

vocaroo.com/i/s1QEAKjXMMYs

vocaroo.com/i/s08iNHcpXn86
vocaroo.com/i/s0Om5FcVrncM

vocaroo.com/i/s0X8u5Iwnnjz

Glad I could be of service!

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That's really really nice of you honestly. What kind of games do you like to play?

MOMY MILKIES MMM MOMMY MILKIES I LOVE MOMMIE MILKIES PLS GIVE ME MOMIE MILKIES I NEED MILKIES FROM MOMMIE

has anyone asked you to sing Creep?
just a question not a request

>Also, anons are mostly nice people though a lot are just depressed and horny

Ooof. This one hit close to home.
>tfw 33 single and will die forever alone

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>Not gonna lie, this is turning me on quite a bit too

Hopefully one day you'll do another thread and maybe I can moan for you unless you're not into hearing another girl ;) but good job with helping and keeping the boys here happy

No particular request, just wanted to let you know: great voice !

Thank you so fucking much, I'm stroking my cock to your vocaroos non stop nee-san

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Nothing will change if you dont go out there and look for desperate college girls in need of a sugar daddy in exchange for sexual favors but then they realize how much they really like you and have your babies out of love

The ones where you call people by name are just so hot. i wish i was a bit more imaginative

Can record the sound of you fingering yourself while moaning? Please and thank you!

"wow, is that as big as it gets? *giggles* it looks like a kids dick! and its covered in skin ahahahha I should totally lock your dick up so you cant disappoint anymore else tom *giggles*

Thank you!

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That's the goddamn dream.
I'm moving to Florida in November so maybe after I get a job I can find a nice girl.

Can you say "Could you give me a moment to talk about communism and homosexuality?"

Songtime
"Woah, we're half way there
Woah, livin' on a prayer
Take my hand, we'll make it I swear
Woah, livin' on a prayer"
Don't be afraid of being too loud :D

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listen to this one you can hear a bit of fingering

These are amazing! Could you say this:

"My feet are really stinky Kyle, how about you take off my shoes and smell them"

Thanks!

SECOND THIS

“Let me tell you a story about the Ugly barnacle.
Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died the end”
*Beat*
“Well that didn’t help at all!”

I'm the cuck user.

Thank you! Your voice is so hot

"Oh Camou, You know we are not allowed to do this... and what if anybody hears us... we could... no... don't... oh... don't stop..." *moans*
Thank you so much for doing this on here! You make us all so happy!!

"You're STILL hard? You really enjoy gettin' raped, huh?"

That's cool. You excited for iceborne? So many great monsters coming to PC in January. I haven't played any of the souls games but I own 3 and have been meaning to get around to it. God I haven't played ow in forever but it's still fun with friends I guess. That's cool though, your taste is pretty diverse

I feel bad asking for a personal request, but your voice is so cute I can't help it.

Could you make sucking/moaning noises and then say "please Will, cum for me. I want you're cum so fucking bad.... *giggle* mmm thank you"

vocaroo.com/i/s0pVghM8wZcS

Wishing you the best user, you'll find her one day

vocaroo.com/i/s0VSK1on3z0S

oh god oh fuck
user
I cant sing for shit

vocaroo.com/i/s1jV2mJyDznJ

vocaroo.com/i/s0g8PmtV5Aux

Might do this again someday, or maybe later tonight! I think Ive got to go sometime soon here
vocaroo.com/i/s0rpQwiTK4MY

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I hope you have better luck than me
>Worked my ass off for a Chad body
>Worked my ass off for decent money
>Got a cool car
>I still only get right swipes from fat chicks.
“Just fuck my shit up Fampai”

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Daddy stop what are you doing? *slap cheek, small moan* Im sorry daddy ill be a good doll. *sucking and choking* is this what you wanted daddy? * more choke maybe gag?* *moan* mm thank you daddy. i love you.

Fuck. I have none of those things.
>Work a dead end job which I'm losing when I move
>6'2" 370lb mountain of flesh
>moving to a new area with no social connections so I have to start from scratch.

I am so fucked.

Oh come on ;___; not even something from your favourite song?

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>vocaroo.com/i/s0rpQwiTK4MY
That was better than i could have ever hoped!
Thank you so much.
Cutest voice i heard in ages!

I don't even get attention from fat chicks
>work in a restauarant
>spend whatever's left from rent on booze
>no car
>few attempts I made to take to a female ended in disaster
I figured I would try for a few more years before just throwing myself off the nearest bridge. But, at the rate I'm going, I shouldn't delay the inevitable.

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Long one minute moaning session so I can cum for real

"Thanks for breeding me sir, you dumped quite a load! I'm probably gonna get twins! Anyways i'll contact you if i want to get knocked up again. My girlfriend's gonna love her cute birthday gift!

This would be amazing especially if we could hear how wet she is

The good news is you don’t have to height fish girls
T. Has to wear boots to dates because 5’11 is “short” despite the fact I still tower over most girls and people in general
I got a good one
“Why are you booing me?! I’m right!”

i have no requests. this thread sums up how fucking alone i am. i can't even jack off to this. i just want a hug. thanks for just being yourself.

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You can barely hear it, could you please do it again?

I know exactly how you feel.
>Put in all this god damn work and I’m still alone
I see why suicide is the no.3 top killer

Holy shit, this is a blessed thread
Nice work, OP :)

"Damn Craig, how should that small cock work for me? *sucking noises* oh! *spits* You already came?
Well i know you love me anyways... Hold me in your arms!"

Weird request but that would make a friend laugh for days...

sing the chorus to creep. you don't even have to sing it. just recite it in a loli voice if you want to.

>I just want a hug
Fuck, Now I’m just really sad.

That’s fucking hot

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cute voice

hot sexy snap me?

Agh anons I can't do the sucking noises anymore, its really making my throat scratchy

vocaroo.com/i/s0nCCyAzR8Bm

Yeaahhhhh I think the only genre I havent reaaally tried yet is MOBA but Ive played a few minutes of Smite

Ive gotta gear up for Iceborne geeez
My character from Xbone can't transfer to PC so Im fucked and have to do the entire story and do that grind again aaaaa

okokok
very short
vocaroo.com/i/s0qaboxT4jge

vocaroo.com/i/s1gIVsTdbZ58

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"I know you feel left alone and worthless. I know you think about the easiest way to vanish. To not be a burden to yourself and others anymore.
But you are wrong. You are wonderful and you are loved. Please stay with us. Better days will come and you will mean the world to people you might not even know yet. Listen to my voice, take a deep breath and get up on your feet again!"

Sorry if the text is shit. tried to imagine what might help me on one of those fucked up days you know... change it up if you want...

That was great, next thread I'll make you sing more so look forward to it!

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Yeah it's a whole thing. I'm away from my PC at the moment for a work trip, but when I get back I'd love to help you through. And yeah, mobas have been really popular lately and I've been meaning to try league cause all of their media has been so great.

Are you into MMOs and RPGs at all? Any other shooters than OW?

I really liked the song!
Say
“I feel so unsure. As I take your hand and lead you to the dance floor”

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Aww you’re done for now?

"

Bye! Thanks for your services!

It's 3 in the morning here in italy and tomorrow I can't miss uni :x. Have fun and I hope I'll catch you another time!

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Thank you so much! Good night :)

thanks for being a creep

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Not op guys~

Did I just watch a conversation between 2 people thinking the other one is OP when neither is really?

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user I hope you dont feel too hopeless
Youll find that girl one day and she'll give you the coziest hug, just gotta put in effort to find her
Ahh I really dont think my mic can pick up those sounds. Its just a Snowball Ice
vocaroo.com/i/s0VAGonI2pyO

Thank you user!
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Ive been there user. Looking up ways to most painlessly do it since I don't own a gun to quickly end it all. I've still got a cpap mask and a helium tank in my Amazon list to be honest. You'll get there one day. You might even find someone that'll make mornings great. You just have to wait it out. Please be strong user

Ive actually just downloaded Divinity: Original Sin 2. And hmm not really big into MMOs either. Ive played Oblivion, Skyrim, the Dragon Age and Mass Effect Series, and a bit of the Witcher 2+3

For shooters, Ive played Destiny 1+2, Battlefield 3, a bunch of CoDs, and a bit of Apex

Im not sure if Im comfortable sharing my steam here though so :(
I'll see you in another thread I hope!
Good night!

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I hope to be back maybe later tonight or tomorrow! This has been really fun

shh they don't know yet and half of the anons probably left by now.

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"WHEN WILL YOU LEARN, WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES" say that with the most annoying high pich voice you can do

"I bet you have a foot fetish dont you? you like jerking off your pathetic little dicklet to pictures of feet? *giggles* what a loser *giggles* do you also cum fast? show me loser haha I cant believe you already came! *giggles* aaahahh

I really don't wanna be a burden. Given that you did so many of these and did them so perfectly. But if you aren't too tired or its too weird for you, it would be so nice if you could do this. It's for a friend far away that I've grown to like and it's full of hidden messages from our journey.
But I'd also understand if you have enough for today. Again: Thank you so much for all you did for us pervs here!

God, you really have good taste. It's crazy to think destiny is 5 years old now. I've been playing since the beta but really need to get back into it. My discord is Astrax#4781, feel free to hit me up if you're comfortable with it. Thanks for giving so many people so much better of a night, myself included. Didn't expect to get a good conversation out of this

>cpap mask and a helium tank in my Amazon list
holy shit don't do it. i failed with pills and have a new appreciation for life.
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the navy seal pasta

Please, sing the Hunter x Hunter opening :)

Moan the name matt please

Luckily, I'm not on rock bottom right now. I am a lucky enough user to find a person that will like me with all my flaws. Still I'm batteling depression for 10 years now and I know i WILL hit rock bottom again at some point. As well as many others here. Thank you that you did this. I hope this will work as a reminder in dark times.
Oh and you might love Divinity OS2. I'm one of these people with way, WAY too many games yet this is one of my all time favorites. Especially if you find a good partner for coop!

no request, but i love you op

Very sweet user

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Its ok, you dont have to do it if you dont want to. We always have sammy to say that line :P

>Yeah my biggest fear is fucking up or getting interrupted and ending up a vegetable...
This might be the only reason I'm still here. I don't wanna make it messy to ruin the lives of others and all other methods involve the danger to fuck up your life even more.

who is sammy? I missed something :(

You might, and yeah d1 raids were so great. I still remember my vog and Kings fall clears. I spent so much time helping people through too, just cause they were so fun. Wore my controllers down really far. And don't be sorry user, my tag is there if you're up for it some other time, but thanks for talking to me. Hope you have a wonderful night. And yeah, you might see me around some other time

sammytheclassicsonicfan, go search him up on yt, its super cringy but its also funny

Not OP but I have a similar retirement plan. Only mine involves saving up enough to buy a boat and just setting the throttle to slow headed toward Japan so I can do it out at sea where my body will sink and no one will have to be responsible for cleaning up after me. Odds are my boat will sink in a storm once I die.

Thank you!

I had the same idea. Get out on the sea on a rental, switch over to a small blow up float and get drunk and high so much that i won't notice when i slip into the water

.Laugh and make jokes about my useless tiny dick

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Please use my name Andrew and act like I am your step dad having sex with you while mommy sleeps

I've played the intro to Divinity and have been blown away with the stuff I could even pull off. Need to find a partner or something though egh. I literally have only 2 people on my Steam friends list... so sad.

Im glad youve found someone user! I hope that I can help, even just a bit. I hope that one you get to feel happy without worrying when the dread would set in.
True true, no one can ever say that with as much passion as him
Exactly. There's not a single good spot in my apt where I can hang myself. And even if I find one, I don't think Im heavy enough that the force would snap my neck. Though I haven't really felt the need to do it recently.
Early VoG days were the shit. People would get so damn toxic if you didn't have the set up they wanted lol. Luckily, Ive always been a bubble titan main (even on D2 where its god awful).

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Cant sing in Jap for shit user, sorry :(

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"You want to fuck my ass daddy? Fuck me deep in my ass? *moaning* It would feel so good to feel you in my tight little asshole daddy. *slaping sound* AH! *moaning* I love it daddy!!!

"You think I don't have a boyfriend because I can't get one? I could have a boyfriend if I want one, I just haven't met the right guy, that's all... Bitch."

Why are you pretending to be a girl?

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Oh my god! This is an ultra rare Limited Edition Lelouch and Suzaku Yaoi figurine! Lelouch is totally my husbando and Suzaku is so bae! I feel like masturbating right now! Oh god, I must have it!

Very well Merchant. I work hard for a living, unlike some neet parasite to society. I will pay what you ask. Shut up and take my money!

"I have taken extensive damage, my core temperature is exceeeding safety parameters. Core meltdown is imminent."

Hell yeah bubble Bros! Thank God it's getting buffed back to its former glory, but it was still atleast good in pvp. I used to destroy people with bubble, synthoseps and double smgs. Under rated super honestly. I'm gonna head to bed now but it was nice meeting you. Hope you have a great night

"With the glass ceiling broken, all the oppressed groups shall prosper. Especially the most oppressed group of all; GAMERS"

record yourself getting into a COLD SHOWER

say "i loooooooooooooooove you so much you dork *giggles*" please

do this for me habibti ok? "Mahmoud, i want you to go allauh akubar on my pussy and bomb it with your uranium, alalalalalala"

>I've played the intro to Divinity and have been blown away with the stuff I could even pull off. Need to find a partner or something though egh. I literally have only 2 people on my Steam friends list... so sad.

I know it's cliché but if you need a new steam friend to play games with, to get game recommendations, talk about depression or the life of a houseplant: This is my steam invite code:
10122404

Sorry for doing this but this was one of the most wholesome nights of the past months. Really enjoyed it. Thank you!

Can you bring your mic closer to there and try?

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Oh my! Thank you SO much for doing this!

Could you do some asmr, its 2:30am and i cant sleep

That's new

hey i was the spaghetti and pill guy.
i'm not a a vegetable and i've had a loved one before. depression never really goes away though you know? the truth is my new appreciation for life was just accepting my anger issues. now i need to stop being a hermit or accept that too. and i should also go to bed. seriously this thread should be gone by now. i hope to see you all alive and well another day. you're great people.

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Cant bring the mic into the bathrooooooooooom
Why are you?

I hope you sleep well user! It was really fun talking to you.

Im not sure if I can take you up on that steam add user, haven't had a good time with talking to anons here via other platforms.. sorry...

But it was really fun talking to you! I might do one of these again one day, hope to see you then, maybe?
Hmm Im not exactly wet right now, so that'd be kinda hard to record

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This

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my heart melted and im crying, thanks so much op i love you too

roll for her to finger herself and record the sound of it happening. OP has delivered so far. she wouldn't let us down this time, would she?

Tell me what you would do to my member.

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Hey where’s mine?

Do the step daughter one for Andrew pleeeaaaaseeeee

3 am and this thread is literally all that keeps me up since it started!
Yeah it never goes away. But sometimes i takes a form that's a bit easier to accept and live with. So never stop working on that! Be well!

Say
“I’m Loli-Kun and welcome to jackass!”

keep this thread alive

>Im not sure if I can take you up on that steam add user, haven't had a good time with talking to anons here via other platforms.. sorry...

no reason. i assumed that. But the offer still stands. Now or in 2023 or never :)

And yes. Another thread like this one sounds lovely.

I gotta go. Have a great night fellow strangers

Say "uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Uh. Im a ghostwriter" thank you

Can you just make a nice gentle femdom audio telling us how your getting us off so we can follow along and then you give us some aftercare calling us good pets (preferably kitten for me)

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I see I see, thank you user. I hope you sleep well.

Love you user, I hope youre doing alright this evening
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Uhh could you make a script I could read? Even a sentence would do
Good night! Thanks so much for the offer, you seem like a great guy.

Id tell you to take a pic with time and date user

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Pretty please?

I've gotta go now anons, Ill see you guys on another thread someday

Thanks for dropping by!
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thanks to you for being there, you make me happy
good luck

Thank yooooooou!!!!! Hope to see you again.

"sweetie my feet hurt, can you rub them pleeeeaaase"

9/11 *hears plane fly over*

Irish or nah?

>Id tell you to take a pic with time and date user
Great voice AND smart.

Would be so unfair if you're gorgeous too. ;)

orbiting hard user

im hard and soft in the right places right now

OP let's play something when you get home.

Hey Ben gabe loves you uwu

Not possible to orbit an user on a single thread.

Soft in your heart user?

yes, no homo

i would plant myself so deep in pic related's pussy

Say “fuck, I love this so much, I love you sebastian, please never let go, I want this moment to last forever, I’ll never leave you” while moaning

Can you say fuck you guss you stupid fag

Bump!

Come on anons, you c-can do it! D-don't let the thread die now!

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Cmon please op

op gone
thread dead
heart still warm