Draw Thread: Friendly edition

Draw Thread: Friendly edition

>Draw stuff
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try drawing a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired

TOOLS:
systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
wonderunit.com/storyboarder/ (Storyboarder, Freeware, Animation!)
krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
sketchbook.com/ (Sketchbook, free or paid $30/year, frequent mobile users choice)

RESOURCES:
(IC Sticky w/ Drawing Guide for Beginners link)
drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.

FIGURES and REFERENCES:
quickposes.com/pages/random
artmodeltips.com/poses/
eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
posemaniacs.com/
artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)

TABLET:
reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=u5tv9zXgG2Q
youtu.be/jVUBeKkx83A
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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Perhaps too early for a thread?

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Is this your draw or a repost?

Yeps, my drawing.

The right time to start a thread is when you're there

Thanks user

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Sooo... are we gonna requests stuff or what?

>implying there are drawfags delivering

Requesting a fusion of this OC and Gardevoir.

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Requesting Ichirin Kumoi getting knotted and impregnated by a werewolf

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if it's really you, could you draw a shirtless man dabbing please ?

If you like... otherwise I'll just doodle nonsense.
... like that thing...
...and that thing....

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Requesting Siz dressed as Two-Face from Batman, any iteration.

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>Implying that I care which I do not

Can I get a lewd req
>implying

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Requesting Mil (from Poorcraft) jillin' off with an egg vibrator. That's it.

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Maybe this?

Requesting Luna in a tutu or a butler's/maid's uniform

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Juvia having a sudden hourglass expansion

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best grill Fio getting rawed

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Draw this girl wearing only the sweatshirt being fucked hard by a busty lesbian with a huge strap-on.

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Requesting a comic of this girl, completely nude, getting swallowed whole and alive by a giant toad
>She strips down naked
>Grabbed by it's long sticky tongue
>Pulled into its mouth head-first; her lower body still outside the toad
>Toad gulps once pulling her deeper inside; hooves still outside, the rest of her inside the mouth
>Toad gulps again; lower body is in the mouth, upper body is in the stomach
>View of her entirely in its stomach
>From the outside, you can't even tell she was eaten
>Digested alive
>Remains disposed of
The idea originally popped in my head after playing some Fallout 76 and getting attacked by a radtoad

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>Tfw you actually dream about your request
>Tfw she wanted to eaten alive in my dreams
>Tfw she was more enthusiastic about it than me

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Like so.

Shirtless man next

...

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Odd, drawing didn't take

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Are you still there user? I'm working on yours

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Draw a naked mommy spanking a shota

Thanks a lot drawfriend! It looks very cute. Name?

Still here, at the moment

i can't do it anymore.. "working" is overrated, it's madness, why do i have to do that..
fuck it, i'll earn my money by myself,
i'll do it,
i'll draw all the furry and the fetish porn, i'm not wrong, the world is wrong

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/r/ her getting raped

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this, but unironically

This

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Which work do you do?

Dabbing man
I don't know her name... Gardevoijillian?
Sorry, not my scene.

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>i'll draw all the furry and the fetish porn, i'm not wrong, the world is wrong

Do it.

No no, I meant your drawfriend name user

Hellströem.

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quite high now, going to the stables tomorrow
requests?
ps ive been range banned for months, it sucks, i can only post with wifi

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thanks, good to see you back

Done!

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You draw some nudity too?

Do the things you wanna do, Poka, don't break yourself on life.
Sexy!
Thanks user.

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OMG, I used to follow you, I love your art!
Do you have a twitter currently?

WAIT A MINUTE... Are you still alive?
Why did you comeback?

It is really the hell and can't we scape so easy?

You drew some sexy Frankie Foster pics, right?

Requesting a teen girl giving a footjob.

all the best years of your life are gone.
it all goes downhill from here.

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Mmmmmaybe.
No twitter, no tumblr, no facebook, I'm mostly off the internets.
I have a pulse! I'm just visiting.
I drew a lot of stuff, man I can't remember half of it.

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I like your drawing style a lot, mind taking another request?

A Noir style detective smoking a cigar.

whats that thing on her head? or did you crop it because ypu dont want it in the pic? i can draw it to remember the ol days
(digged up an old pic)

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bumping. plz make this happen.

My drawfag requests never get done :'(

Can you draw Panty and Stocking dancing/posing naked or doing a strip-tease? They would be lovely in your style

Don't worry man, we all have that phase. It's shit, but it's a phase.

Not the OR, but I think it's like a shark fin.


_
One req?

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Can you draw these two having sex?

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birdgirl

what shall I draw

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OR here, thanks.

job market is shit these days
there are positions yeah but it's all low pay.
best to just wait it out or explore other options

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Shark fin, do want it on her

Nice work with the dabbing guy. Could you possibly draw the word ‘milk’ in any way you see fit (possibly dripping milk from the letters idk, I don’t wanna direct creativity) it would be greatly appreciated

Hey user, I'm almost done, are you still here?

Cue voiceover: My name is Hammer, Joe Hammer, me an' my brother were detectives, see? But ol' Jack had a problem wit' the sauce...

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Yeap, still here

Thank you so much Hellströem, I love it!

Draw Gwen Tennyson taking a bath with Ben

Hello Shadow, how is the fusion drawing going?

Here you go user!

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That's not polite
You're welcome user.
I can add "milk" - hold on.
Nah dude.

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didn't start it.

I don't see how I wasn't polite, I just want to have fun.

So this?

Requesting Tsuzuriko Yosomiya dressed as Sherlock Holmes

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Thank you :)

can someone please draw my doggo

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sorry its sideways ;_;

i did pretty bad, i imagined drawing high would be easier
may redo this later

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that kind of work,
i take little metallic squares and rectangles, and put them between two copper things, they go "bzzz" and the extremities are solded, sometimes it "blows up" and makes lots of sparkles and noise,
they asked me to do loooots of stuff, and always faster and faster,
it's a job in "interim" don't know how to call it in english, basically, a short job where i'll be for a few days or a few weeks, and in this case, probably two weeks max, then they won't need people to do what i do anymore for the rest of the year,
(tho they'll probably tell me not to come back next week because they say i'm slow and, i'm looking forward to being free again tbh)

i'm not even kidding, i'm gonna do it, that's a better way to earn money, gimme these knotted dicks and voring frogs

i wanna stay at home and do nothing, but i can't aaaaaa..

oh no, my mood was just starting to improve, why'd you gotta go ahead and say that :sadcat:

but.. i'm the great poka.. i'm supposed to be above everyone..

i don't know how similar france is with united states, but it is indeed not fun,
i should've listened more in school, i'd have more options now, aaaaazafefgyhujk

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There you go.

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Thanks a lot drawfriend, another cool addition to my collection.

Ok. Can't wait to see it though!

>i should've listened more in school, i'd have more options now, aaaaazafefgyhujk
eh. personally i don't believe in merit through scholarship. that comes with your own personal character. everyone's is different, good or bad. for better or worse.

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Not exactly what I was thinking but I still like a lot the creative reinterpretation. Thanks drawfriend!

Full of calcium, it's good for your bones.
I'll give panty and stocking a miss, sorry user.
I know, find a better job man, get out of that hell hole. Best of luck Poka.

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I gave a hat to your dog, enjoy!

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Requesting Stacey lifting her skirt to show her really tight pair of panties and a nice puffy cameltoe.

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>I'll give panty and stocking a miss, sorry user.
That's a bummer, but I understand. Not even one of the two?

i tried being ultra good at everything myself, once. as it turns out, nobody really cares about it unless you make something with it. you can teach yourself the technical knowhow of everything you can imagine and it won't matter if you don't apply yourself to it. to feel it.

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omg thank you :)

Requesting this Spartan drunkenly singing with a microphone, whether a mic stand is attached to it or not

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Draw me Marcus Fenix

>i should've listened more in school, i'd have more options now
Kek. Germanfag here, I have done so much, got always the best grades and now I am sitting here looking for a fucking job.

Requesting Ruri from Riverbed Soul Saver getting mating pressed and impregnated by a fat guy

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Can you draw Pearl from SU acting as a girlfriend for me? My real gf left me last week

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>i'm not even kidding, i'm gonna do it, that's a better way to earn money, gimme these knotted dicks and voring frogs

Yup, some poeple with some fucked up fetishes have a lot money

>I have a pulse! I'm just visiting.
Well, nice to see you again

have this thing.

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>SU
>gf left me
Hmmm

Requesting it drawn with the cat smiling

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v. nice user

thank, hav nice day

stop trying to find happiness and find a way to dull the pain instead.
it's the adult-life.

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Requesting BJ from Barney and Friends with a humanoid uncut erect cock.

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Sorry, even though your dubs are delicious.
I dunno who Pearl from SU is, I don't really wanna draw that. Also, sorry for your heartbreak.
Thanks

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youtube.com/watch?v=u5tv9zXgG2Q
i told you it would end like this? since forever ... didnt i?
and still you wont listen to me now

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Requesting you kick a soccer ball

>Sorry, even though your dubs are delicious.
Well, ok, I guess.

/r/ lewds of this girl

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not sure what lyrics you want so I just left it to be inserted by you user

oops

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First Poka, and now Hero - ah, nostalgia.

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Draw Alan Moore shooting at a hobo

harness your inner twitter whore
build an audience
make a patreon
etc etc

from the top of my mind
> mfw my phone fucking crushed refusing to shop this pic in the gallery

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Ay, thanks man

Draw her

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any other requests? I'm not good with drawing multiple people sadly

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Parsee Mizuhashi

Requesting Kenshiro doing his Hyakuretsu Ken (Hundred Crack Fist towards the viewer) with Kaguya standing behind him. Using the technique Yasogami Kugeki. (with the fists of hers taking up the left and right side of the image). And both eminating the same blue aura. Thank you

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T H E
H E R O
A R R I V E S

but am more of a freerunner ;;

maybe if i can find time, but no for now, sorry.

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But who's who?

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Fuck, you actually got me

A landscape I did

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>watching The Extraordinary Gentlemen movie rn
Fuck, they raped the comics so hard

oh my, its been so very long ... how have you been?
wispen! ... why you jumping around?!

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A tecate beer

You know, I always found Alan Moore hot for some reason

Everyone that read it says the same. Never read it, but really liked the movie, even tho it pretty much shits on the original books. I really hope the comics didn't do the same.

>tecate beer
Why do people think this beer is good? Tecate and Corona are utter trash.

why do you keep showing up whenever poka does your creepy dude and your art is bad

you know i love to jump around~
I did my first reverse vault over a car 3 days ago!!

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May I request an oktoberfest waitress with her tits out?

Enjoy!

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Hey, that's pretty nice ! Looks like my uncle's house...

other req?

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Never read the books, but the comics have a very strong style and atmosphere to them. You're not reading about random superheroes like in the movie, but actual characters from the 1800s.
Also, it's not a retarded "Save the World" threat, it's just London. It keeps the scale reasonable while still doing a lot of interesting stuff.

Your bushes look like they are made out of cardboard cutouts

Yeah, that movie was a bit iffy.
I've been okay, taking it very, very, very slow for a few years. Better now.
How's you?
He does a certain something.
Maybe - I'm taking a break, I'm not as energetic as I once was.

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*He does HAVE a certain something... I accidentally a whole word

post catbim

mmh mh, first of all, really ? a chihuahua ?
but you got guitars in the back, so i can at least try,
>if you get the secret message, you get one :star: !

yeah but with a diploma, i could have more choices, i only have the bac diploma, which is already a bit good but, ;mlm,kjii
trying to better yourself is never wrong, and even if others don't pay attention to it closely, it still makes a difference in uh, yourself, perhaps, if you do it right,
but to find a job, you need them evidences of big brain, and for that, you gotta do good at school,
at least in france, diplomas are very necessary apparently

wait, germans can be not successfull ?
i wish you find a job that matches the ammount of effort you've put in, uh, your education

i know there's someone here that would like to get some vore and frog actions,
guess that'll be my first customer

man, now i know why so many people turns to drugs,
work is overrated, let's all rejoy in our lazyness and be homeless together instead

and i keep telling you,
uh,
"i fucked up"
what else do you want ??,?§!!

everything stays right where you left it,
we were there all along, and a few people said they missed you over the years

i'll do like, giveaways and stuff.. i'm gonna become such a whore..

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Requesting Zhane getting groped and felt up by floating hands.

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seems interesting

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Hey, who knew Helly was a furfag?

And who wants to see his furaffinity?

friends doing things together is creepy? well okay then
you doing parkour? so very french of you!
i could use some slow years too ... but im too busy. things keep changing ... luckily most of the time for the better!
im getting this nostalgic feeling too now ... does that mean im getting old?
>what else do you want ??,?§!!
a kissu~

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>self protrait of Helly
It's like if Trinket and TK had a love child that was more artistically talented than both of them combined.

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Fuck yo rules we gonna make ur bitches start dressing like Iggy Azaela for that family friendly shit you bitch ass nigga

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>>OMG DUBZ YOU ARE THE BEST!

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I'm from Rome, I don't know how similar it is to France, but here you can do a lot of without a diploma. Many friends did that and honestly there are not doing bad.
However, you need to really be active and look for every single occasion you can have. Social interaction is also very good. Knowing people can lead to so many things in so many unseen ways, it's crazy.
There is also perspective, I went to university and I still think I could have so many more choices, it's almost depressing.
Without personal projects I would probably be hopeless af.

Also, would you try this?

how you BOTH get dub 88 within three replys WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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hey look, i found shadow's furaffinity

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dude, how you gon continue getting in hero's pants if you filthy like me?
she a girl with refined tastes ye?

uh um.
don't look at us right now.

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Requesting Jesus Christ getting anally pounded with a cross while God watches and jerks off

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Here she is - I'm a bit slow nowadays.

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now draw this but catbim

>wait, germans can be not successfull ?
German politicians and unions made up a phenomenon called "Arbeitnehmermangel". It is their attempt at describing the problem that there are so many open job positions that can't get filled in. Of course this is bullshit The truth is that a large portion of good jobs have requirements you just can't match. They expect you to be done with school, have a high degree in the specific work field you desire and have already years of working experience as well. And you should be young and energetic too. You can find a lot of people at my age who are willing to work, but yet can't find anything in our field, because of these absurd requirements. So you are left with a few choices. Try to meet these absurd requirements by investing a fuckton of money (which you don't really have), accept a low income job and be unhappy for the rest of your life or have no job at all and live of other people's taxes and wages.

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Bro if you’re looking to do commissions, I got you

hurensohn

Neat.

sorry but it's funny af

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Shit. Looks like a bad adventure game from the late 90s

Anyone willing to draw this version angel dust getting anally gangraped by daemons? Someone said it was delivered but I cant find it.

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Oh, I see how it is...

Warum?

anatomy is tuff, any advice for a lewd artist tryna do commission? whats a couple of subjects I should get together to put a decent portfolio together, show off what I can offer. thanks guys, tryna get this paper,also brb, gonna grab a redbull

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Requesting Atomic Robo dressed as a cowboy

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weil deine mutter ein luder war?

MD well earned and spent

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Cant help much, but here.

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Macht dich das geil? Gibt es dir einen Kick im Leben, denn du sonst nie verspürst?

doesn't look lewd

I see your bad Angel design and I raise you demon gang rape request of a good Angel design

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*den
Habe den Fehler gefunden und darf ihn deshalb auch behalten.

I'll be honest, I'm not a big fan of the style, but this is well made and i think it's a great work user. Thank you for the hard work.

and moar

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Greetings, gents. I hope you are all doing well.

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it's anatomically incorrect as well cause it's the spine curled inward the one that makes the buttocks round. A bipedal animal with a tail would have no ass at all. Furries not only are disgusting, they are retarded.

würde gern deine mutter ficken will doch nicht den tripper

oh god you fuck off

thanks user!

Def interested if you want to try again! (Do you have a patreon?)

Ich gehe davon aus, dass ihre Posts lediglich dazu da sind um eine Reaktion hervorzurufen. Nicht mit mir. Suchen Sie sich jemand anderen für ihren Schabernack.

But I came to draw wholesome things, or at least request them. May I please stay?

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schneide deine flöte ab

like you ever draw you ultimate avatarfag

>draw more material to be used for avataring

Draw a cute shy owlgirl

Earning money without working and maintaining the NEET lifestyle is very easy to do. You don't even need to draw fetish porn. You just need the appropriate intelligence needed to find different means of income production.

Once you go full NEET, you'll never go back

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you don't even draw your avatar anymore, you just repost from your shitstain folder. You're a literal waste of posts.

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well darn it,
i don't have any connections or social interactoin skills,
i guess in the end, i'll rely on luck mostly,
(sort of dropped delivery because i'm getting tired and gyhjk;l:m)

but, then i'll get pregnant, that can't happen

i'll have you know filthy homeless is also irresistible,
and if it doesn't work, i'll grab the nearest furry to do my buisness, as usual, wink wink

>made up a phenomenon called "Arbeitnehmermangel"
bless you,
i see, but then there's no way to succeed, and the system is rigged,
m-maybe not doing anything and being lazy is the right choice,
and if i draw furry, i'll be my own boss, so no requirements to meet whatsoever (besides being gud)
we'll see what the future holds, que sera sera

yy-y-yypi'rE GONNA Give ME moNeyY ??

teach me the way of the neet, pleasssssse

--
i'm gonna stop drawing now, eyes hurt because of squinting too much

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Ultimate? High praise!
Well, when it comes to wholesome drawings, I tend to lean toward either Bunmom or Mousey. Shitstain's not very wholesome.
Here you go.
This is true!

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>Well, when it comes to wholesome drawings, I tend to lean toward either Bunmom or Mousey. Shitstain's not very wholesome.
is still doing Avataring

lol samefagging too, please eat your dumb hat and choke on it

HA! Thanks. Love it.

>i see, but then there's no way to succeed, and the system is rigged,
If you want a good job without having to necessarily meeting the requiremtens, you require "vitamin R". R for relationships. If you know someone in the field they can ease your way in. Otherwise accept a low income job or spend your days trying to apply for jobs and either get no answers at all or denied and a couple of invites for job interviews.
>m-maybe not doing anything and being lazy is the right choice,
But the issue is that you are then being a neet and this is lowest thing you could be, because you live with such a low income where you have to worry about even making ends meet. And once you are stuck, you can never really escape out of it.

>teach me the way of the neet, pleasssssse
Such information is not free. If you don't have the intelligence to figure out the solutions on your own that allow for NEETdom, then it's not meant for you. You're doomed to a life as a wagie

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Do you have social media.

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not everyone enjoys it up the backside you fag. enjoy your shit stained money

i'll be a neet, live in a van, and do some comissions sometimes, no rent to pay, not too much electricity, and lots of time to do the neet in my lil cozy van

Well yes. It's easy! Effort stinks.
My hat isn't very edible, I'm afraid. Apologies.

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Requesting an angel shitting on earth from heaven.

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Do you have a job? if yes, what is it?

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Uh oh, wagie's mad! Poor wagie...when will he ever learn?

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Making a sammich, but will get on this one as soon as I'm done.

How's the pic coming along, art user?

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Being faggot

Quit being a bitch

I do not have a job. I'm fat and lazy.

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I'm in academia you lazy dork, quite far from slaving away if you have 2 patents to your name plus tenure coming up in at most a decade. Idiot.

This is big cute, thank you!

>yy-y-yypi'rE GONNA Give ME moNeyY ??
Boy you’re gonna have to earn it

hi

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>i know there's someone here that would like to get some vore and frog actions,
>guess that'll be my first customer
Good luck. Vorefag said he's waiting another 6 months to choose to commission an artist.

I would fuck this bird

Oh poor wagie! It's okay. I'm here for you.
Just kidding, I'm not

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>I do not have a job
you jest. How do you pay the bills?

The wage guy looks better in this image

You are most welcome.
I live with my parents. They take care of all the bill stuff.

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He has money but no time

Draw what you love

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>I live with my parents. They take care of all the bill stuff.
oh, didn't know you were a kid. You gonna learn how to draw and do art after school?

>Building your whole life around chasing money and material possessions
>Wasting all your time and energy into wage slaving
>Is better

>Building your whole life around relationships with your fellow man and spiritual development
>Dumping all your time into comfort, learning, and self-improvement
>Is worse

Ohhhh wagie...

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Shitstain is almost 40 you dummy

How's that wiping your dad's ass to live off his pension going? Fulfilling?

>almost 40
>living with his parents
c'mon now, this only happens in movies

easy peasy

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I'm 37! I finished all and any kind of school over a decade ago. I've been relaxing with my parents since we both came to the understanding that I can't accomplish anything. They were sweet enough to let me live with them out of pity and love for their offspring.

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I see you two are the same

Drawname? Twitter?

I live off money I have made myself. But I don't work for it, never have. I never will work.

In my life, I have no responsibilities other than maintaining my good health. It's great to be free of the constraints of modern society

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That's really sad, man.

You autistic right

@EpieCurus

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Living the good life. How do you get your income? Crypto?

>made myself.
>I don't work for it, never have
So you stole or scammed money off someone.
Pathetic.

spitroast is a kike, he doesn't believe in crypto cause it undermines his buddies fiat currency system.

>37
>lives with parents
>can't accomplish anything
>draws like a 15 year old art school reject
>avatarfags cause can't draw
This keeps getting better

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Not exactly the same. I would like a job of some kind, not even for the money but just for time consumption. I'm incredibly bored most of the day so I end up sleeping for most of it. I wish there was no application and interview process for jobs, that's one of the only things preventing me from getting one. I wish I could just click a button online and go to work on tuesday! That would be quite nice. I've also had jobs before but I can't hold one down for more than 6 months. I always burn out and quit around the 5th month.
I appreciate the pity!
I think so.

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Go to bed kid

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Requesting April transforming into a mermaid with an embarrassed expression

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> I always burn out and quit around the 5th month.

I've made my money playing games I enjoy.

Crypto is not an effective or reliable way to earn money. The market is too volatile, and it's based almost entirely on speculation. And mining nowadays is essentially useless and turns very little profit.

>Wagie is seething

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That stomach line is an embarrassment

Do you take commissions?

>not an effective or reliable way to earn money.
>The market is too volatile
Imagine being such a bizlet that you don't know how to exploit a volatile market's dynamics lmao

>when the OP forgoes working to pursue comfort learning and self improvement
>but has no friends and basically lives on Yea Forums
A failure will change the definition of failure when his enemies begin to best him.
You're not one of us, frogfag. You're no real neet.

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>Dr. Kekyll and my sides
That's pretty funny. You got me there!
I woke up like 2 hours ago. I wish I could go to sleep on demand.
The only jobs I can secure are very physical and labor intensive because I'm fat and stupid with no education and those are the easiest to acquire with no credentials. My last two jobs have been "Lift heavy stuff onto a truck for 5-8 hours a day." Not fun!

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It's 2019 you man-child. While working from home rarely brings enough money to support your own household you could at least support your parents a little bit you parasite. Learn a skill you could use to comfortably do your job from your basement, not that hard nowadays.

Imagine thinking that you can make money from crypto in perpetuity

And just like that, the thread goes off the rails.

>implying that making money in a market means sticking to it forever
Your ignorance in the subject is poisoning.

almost done user, please wait a little bit longer

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Perhaps you would be interested in discussing the efficacy of an investment vehicle such as crypto, then? I’m positive you know far less than you think...

How delusional can one be kek

Just like how the Gods intended.

working on it, thats why i wanna know what I
should have as a starting point, no furry stuff preferably.

I got my redbull guys, bouta eat real quick too.
thank you, always appreciate the reference help

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>The only jobs I can secure are
You know you can get a job in a clothing store or fast food place. Poor uneducated people get these jobs fine with the same problems you have. Quit pretending that you cant.

>I woke up like 2 hours ago.
Can I ask what's the time from whatever part of cock-hell you are from?

>Implying I know how to acquire money through the internet without getting a physical paycheck
You overestimate me! You really do. I'm still sharing a bank account with my mom, good sir.
I know, but I don't fancy filling out a long application and then having to go to an interview or orientation or whatever.
It is 5:42. I live on the eastern coast of the US.

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You've already shown how you not know jack shit about the topic.
>I’m positive you know far less than you think...
the only positive thing you are is HIV

>I've made my money playing games I enjoy
So you stream? For obvious reasons I’m not gonna ask for it on this shithole, but that sounds nice!

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it's just a lie to conceal the fact he lives off his dying father.

Clearly I’m ignorant... please, explain to me how one would “exploit a volatile market’s dynamics” vis-a-vis crypto

I prefer to be in complete control of my income generation. I like to do it on my terms. When I like, how I like.
Crypto is not stable, and your control over it is zero.

Believe it or not, I seldom spend time here.

Money is not the answer to all your problems. It's not the goal in life. It's not the key to a happy life. It provides an easier life, but it's not the key to true happiness.

A life spent pursing paper with faces on it is a wasted life.

The NEET has the complete freedom to do what he likes, when he likes. No obligations. His time is spent doing whatever his little heart desires. The wagecuck lives for his boss or at the whims of the consumer. His time is not his own.

I do not stream. I don't have the personality type to do that sort of thing, and streaming seems too much like a job to me.

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Thanks

>please spoonfeed me

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Hm. Then how do you make money, if you don’t mind me asking

>You overestimate me! You really do. I'm still sharing a bank account with my mom, good sir.
Can you not look for jobs you could do online or at home? Can your mom not handle any social situations for you like getting your paycheck or talking to customers face to face? All's not lost for fuck's sake, you already have your family's help let them help you further. Would be a lesser burden for them too if you even got just a hundred bucks a month home.

Like I said. Playing games.

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Risk fucking everything? The crypto bubble was a dumb fluke, nobody could predict that shit. And speculating on a volatile market is a dumb fuck thing to do unless you like risks and can afford to lose. The crypto idiot here thinks he's the wolf of wall street while in reality he sucks jew cocks a dime a piece.

He plays vidya and withdraws from his vegetative father's bank account

>samefagging this hard

Good points! All noted, good sir.

Any other easy requests? Wholesome please!

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Being poor is stressful. You can't really be happy without money. You can be happy being lower middle-class with a supportive and cool circle of friends but you would be even happier with seven figures in the bank. You would always be miserable tho, no matter what, if there is a - in front of your account balance 15 days of the month.

Fair enough I’ll respect the privacy. Well good luck on your future endeavors!

It doesn't take much to get the wagies wound up. By the looks of it, I'm guessing the lot of them here had a bad day at work. They must've gotten an earful from Mr. Sheklestein today

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a unicorn pooping a rainbow ice cream

Draw a boy holding his dead dog in his arms with tears streaking his face, saying "I'll always love you" and then the dogs spirit is floating away into space and looking down on the boy saying "thank you human"

I wish Rag was here. Someday I'll get their contact info along with other drawfags info and I'll never have to come back.

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samefag

Still taking requests!

Exactly... it’s clearly a bubble (was, still is imo), with nothing besides speculation fueling the sporadic swings in price. Only an idiot would they can continue to make money from what is essentially gambling

What? NO, that's not ME

Most up to date compilation

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Pretty positive Rags has a tumblr. I don't know if it's still active or survived the porn purge though.

>this thread

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Sorry to use this venue
This is the model in application for the current marijuana sector being developed. youtu.be/jVUBeKkx83A

We start at the 18th second, with the clarification "I Am Cancerous" for investment firms.

As you can see the role model, being Eminem, to spread the smoke weed every day movement, which is already known to cause cancer significantly by the system.

Bob Marley's official cause of death was the spread of melanoma to his lungs and brain. The hereby referred to as "M&M's.

The plan, in coda, also stipulates that there will be lawsuits filed to keep anyone attempting civil action at bay like with the tobacco industry.

Thank you for your consideration.

>Being poor is stressful.
I've never been in that situation, so I can't speak from personal experience on this.

>You can't really be happy without money
You don't know what happiness is then. Money can not buy happiness. It can make your life easier, but it's not the key nor is it a stepping stone to happiness.

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epic 4rtnife momernt xDDDDD

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EpieCurus, do you take commissions?

>Mr. Sheklestein

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yall were dick washers

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thread is kill. good wurk boyems

I do! I'm still new to t he scene so I plan to work extensively with my commissioners. I usually charge 5 dollars since, like I said, I'm new.

the jewish subversion at work again

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Lies. Money unlocks parts of happiness.

You need to enable DMs on your Twitter. I can't message you there.

NO, money buys COMFORT
COMFORT isn't the same thing as HAPPINESS

...

Living off patent royalties and PhD student stipends really gets me wound up cuck

Happiness comes from within, from the relationships you build with others, and most importantly, from the Lord.

Money can buy comfort, material possessions, services even. It can provide an easier life, but that's not happiness. None of that is happiness.

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Oh sorry about that, it should be ready now

Found more than a couple bangers I used to listen to all lead back to s3rl, what have you done today user??

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Happiness is a fleeting thing. It's serotonin, an indicator of a good state of living. Being poor and lacking necessary securities in life, along with lacking securities in the improvement of current living conditions does not lead to authentic happiness.

The Lord is Satan, who wrote the bible as a cruel joke.

OK good thing I'm rich and happy

>what is essentially gambling
Parting an idiot with their money is the easiest thing ever. When will they learn that the people who made money off crypto were simply enthusiasts who hoarded currency for whatever utopic purposes they had in mind and just got extremely lucky that a bubble happened. Then came the actually smart investors who managed to make some off speculation then the wall street idiots who waited too long and lost a bunch. Right now crypto is a shitshow it is dead even as a concept you better off in a casino if you want to make bucks there right now.

Citation needed

Easy life is a happy life you tool. You can't be happy if you are under constant threat of having to go on a ramen diet for the last week of the month and worrying about how to pay for water.

>asking for sources on Yea Forums
Fuck off

There is happiness without wealth. It's not easy to come by but if I could choose between living alone with money or dirt poor but in love. I'd take the latter every time

Well, user. If that's what you think is happiness, then you're going to be sorely disappointed your entire life. I'll pray for you that you one day will come to see the light.

This is a single-digit IQ take

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this is a quality thread

I raped jesus in his arsehole yesterday this was happiness