Poorly described video games

why even participate if you arent even going to try

Nice.

>potential brain damage
>medical procedure
>now I'm a robot
>now I'm multiple robots
>identity crisis

half life but on the wii

the legend of metroid

beat up strangers, tie them up and take pictures of them

Soma?

Final rape fantasy

Soma

>start small
>roll stuff
>roll more stuff
>appease space man with stuff

katamari

Correct

>cluelessly dusty guy
>constantly writing shit down
>talks to everything

Skyrim... at least try and make it harder... Ooer!!!

Yessir

not even close

Clump Spirit

>Your gf is kidnapped
>you have to walk down long corridors to get to stairs to get to the top level of the building
>you fight your way to the stairs each level
>you make it to top level to find gf

>build stuff
>make money
>drop people in water
>pop baloons

>child running through forest
>escape FBI
>put on hat
>control naked people
>become lots of naked people

Super mario?

No. Good try though

Will be surprised if someone gets it tbh older game.

> Commit grand theft auto in san andrea

Not original mario? Or was that donkey kong throwin barrels?

>Be one of many mechs
>Totally get bad ass mech skates
>Shoot other mechs while riding on mech skates

Driver

No sorry you're on the right console though

>Wizard man talks to you
>Learn how to play game
>Leave island
>Kill monsters
>Cast spells using stones
>Lose pvp and get called a faggot

Runescape

>be criminal
>put in outdoor work camp
>joins retarded group
>kills a giant bug
>eveyone free

>online shooter
>broken hitreg
>cyka blyat

LA Noire?

GTAV

>You have been kicked from the game

donkey kong?

>jump out of sky vehicle
>shoot guys
>win or lose

inside

Shit... castlevania ?

The Sims

Runestone?

any battle royale

>fall
>furry mom
>evil plant
>boney bros
>angry fish chef
>otaku lizard
>dance dance revolution
>furry dad
>furry bro

No sorry but ill reveal the answer. its Kung Fu for the NES

counter strike

Nice dude

fortnight?

Some gay shit kids play these days.

You are correct

good guesses. but no

Not sims, but close

real life adventures

undertale

Damn...all i had to do was chase the train?

Undertale

>leave boat
>grind
>kill god

Morrowind

I completely forgot that shit existed...now im nostalgia

God of War?

Ah, I get it now. It's obviously Roller Coaster Tycoon. Fits perfectly with dropping people in water and popping balloons.

>time travel in a porta potty.

Yes,that one was pretty easy to guess

one of the best nes titles imo

Yessir

Right
Wrong

>>Spaztic dago tries to kill nigger with hammer

fuckin fell out a truck
damn now i gotta kill this dude
mutants n shit

Word, i had both my nes and snes stolen a few years back, cock sucking crack heads

>angry mailman kills for revenge

Vaguely makes me think of HL2 can't remember though

Mafia?

>girlfriend gets killed by terrorists
>nearly get you too
>now you have two robot arms to jerk off with
>steal peoples credit cards from their brains to eat them and gain the ability to pick up fridges

> everything is painted red
>aliens controlling people
>Must find missing members of your family while spray painting things purple and completing tasks
>alien dudes jumping around you have to dodge
>eat my shorts

>In space
>Build base
>Extract ressources, fight aliens, attract tourists
>Manage oxygen, power and food
>Main supporting characters are a Norwegian biker and an old American alcoholic chick

no

undertale

Bart vs space mutants

(Old ass game)
>investigate stuff
>skeleton
>pc

fuck my eat my shorts hit was too stronk

Myst?

Postal

Wat...kek

>sneak around
>find tiny androgynous child
>get arm cut off
>load everything from Skymall into my missing arm
>fight a bunch of dudes
>fight an older dude
>credits

Nope

Armored Core

Excellent fucking game, that is..
Frictional is by far my favorite Dev

eat my shorts hint was too stronk sorry im playing osrs and typing like a tard

You could have gone with sunglasses expose aliens instead.
The spray paint things purple and find your family member was when I knew.

Easy as shit but I can't remember the name even though I know it so well. It was made by an Arizona company though

They're a great dev. Love them

Payday 2

Sup Raven

>sneak around
>save the world
>the end

Grim fandango

Ocarina of time

Yessir

Gothic?

>chad steals gf again
>go to rescue gf
>chads house occupied by giganigga
>giganigga fucks up the highway
>take long way around
>team up with a cloud and a toy
>find chad and retard chad fighting over gf
>team up with chad and gf
>travel the world
>fight giganigga
>get eaten by giganigga
>fight omegagiganigga
>toy goes to heaven

day of the tentacle

Correct

Deus ex: human revolution

Grim Fandango?

>get family
>get cholera
>rivers suck
>4" floppy

Every MGS

Too many millennials on /b to know this is obviously Donkey King

Washington Trail

Fallout: New Vegas?

Oregon Trail

snake 2

>who is Dankey Kang

>creepy voice mail.
>Rooster man in my house.
>"I'm here to teach you how to kill people"

Batmen: The Joker Is Joking Around Town?

yessir!

Spend all money on bullets.

Big strong military force doesn't like immigrANTS invading so they fight and kill them all.

Yes

Final Fantasy 30

Simant?

>kill my boss
>can't kill boss
>save my brother
>brother isn't real
>go see my friend
>friend isn't real either
>what...

>meteor is sentient
>makes scientist mad
>scientist kidnaps gf
>I rescue her

Rdr2

>listen to Japanese music
>click circles
>cry at how bad you are

>be cyborg
>Deliver justice
>Rip limbs off other cyborgs. Crush to gain health back or swap limbs if you prefer

Osu!

shit I didn't even think about that

bingo

>guy in office
>everyone is gone
>so many different endings

MGS:R

yup

The Stanley parable

Correct!

>roll up the sun
>One million roses
>They love me

No, sorry, friend. I'll give you a hint, first person and on old PC

nope

Nope but I'm interested in what you thought it was

I think armored core is as far as my mech game knowledge goes, I give in

>fighting giants
>zero minions
>zombie gf waiting on resurrection
>at least horsefriend with me

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shadow of the colossus

>device makes holes
>tests tests tests

Hotline Miami

Mech commander

>Throw ball
>Catch ball
>Get hit if have ball
Save the president
>Try to deliver the pizza on time
>level up to survive hordes of zombies
>maintain sanity while doing the cabbage patch smoking a fat doobie and sipping fine wine out of a tea cup trying to keep your balance log rolling eating a slider and banging your mom, faggot

My nigga

Portal

No one has guessed this yet

hmmm, if it's not MGS:R then I'm not sure, only other cyborg games I know are system shock, deus ex and ruiner really. though now im curious to what this game is

Cyborg Justice.

Pong?

>rollin the world into ball of trash

>man literally too angry to die
>mazes and keys
>sweet little dead bunny

shit, yeah. too mainstream, I need a harder game to describe

Yep

>mum abandons you at a school
>slap the fuck out of fat kids
>get expelled
>beat more children
>smash principle skyglass
>get enrolled again

>Geraldo

We love katamari

Could've theoretically been Donut County but I've never played that game

Bully

Bully

Twinning

Yes!

>space 9/11
>bee people
>literally blow a tranny
>call your dad one last time

peacewalker? MGSV?

>we'll bang ok?

>fucking enemy stole all colors
>me and my cat get the colors back
>we are fucking balls weeeeeeee
>gandalf is shit comparing to me

katamari democracy or whatever the fuck its called

We need some hard shit in here. Post tough ones

>try to save baby
>fail
>go on rescue mission to find baby
>acquire new abilities
>find and kill mother
>baby dies

Mass effect

Nope

Bloodborne

Former president Bush jr?

nope, much older

> step 1 - agree that you're a bad enough dude
> step 2 - save president

Battle for Wesnoth. Good stuff.

dragon age, witcher

>get into huge debt with friend
>make some deals
>become hitmen
>kill our former boss

>everyone lives, eats and shits the 80s
>neon colors only
>spin off that's better than the actual base game

>play darkrp
>rdm entire server
>7yr old admin starts crying telling you to stop
>get banned for a year

Wolfenstein?

Far Cry Blood Dragon

nope

Garry's mod

tip: tentacle

GTA VC?

Correct

Technically correct as well lol

F.E.A.R.

Even older

Holy shit, my records dont go earlier than that. Im a newfag, i bet youre an oldfag.

>Build car
>Get drunk
>Make money
>Die
>Perkele!

>damn
>Catapult a cow
>Puppy gets hurt puppy goes hulk smash
>Pocket rocket

>be weeabo hitman
>jerk off my not!light saber
>never get laid

>Boulder destroys village
>You and your bro chase down rock thieves
>Make two friends along the way
>Giant magic hands help you climb tall building
>Fuck, thieves get away
>Chase them again
>Get boat
>Climb another tall building with hand magic
>Kill thieves, but their acquaintances dip

>Be stone thief acquaintances
>Get boat
>Kill Poseidon
>Get boat wings
>Climb tall building with hand magic
>Save village kids who were chasing you
>Put rock on building
>Climb another building
>Kill dragons made of parents
>Put rock on building
>Home village destroyed again

Real life weebs?

My Summer Car

No. More human

No more heroes

well porabably a correct answer

correct!

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yes

>being green
>being small & fat
>watching other ppl having sex while drinking beer
>they call me ralph

Hint: 16 bit

I guess it was too hard

>granddad fucks everything up
>try to fix shit
>shit gets worse
>everybody is dead or dying
>light is fading
>+11 stress

>get hit by truck
>become ambulance driver
>start going into random cars
>dont know wtf is going on
>nigger partner starts doubting you
>prove yourself right
>find out youre in a coma
>all your shit was worthless

My Grandpa?

Correct

Not sure how you got that?

Good pick actually! Not what i thought but fits

tip: ancient fags should know

Dankest Dungeon

Earthworm Jim

GTA VC isn't a spinoff though

>Being from space
>Crash
>Enslave local life
>Kill everything
>Steal everything
>Don't make money because president lost carrots
>2nd game ensues.

FarCry. The neon one.

Fucking Dark Souls, shit im retarted

>bite people's heads off
>recruit said people to bite off more heads
>piss in a water filtration system
>reunite with your significant other so you can bite her head off too

Yarp

Planescape Torment?

It was a spinoff, R* designed it as an addon to GTA 3 and their ideas were so much it turned into another game

"Some may fall… but their knowledge lives on."
yup!

All the darksouls games have a theme of birth, rebirth, mothers, wanting to fuck your own mother and return to the womb but youre cockblocked by dad

> (OP)
>>Be one of many mechs
>>Totally get bad ass mech skates
>>Shoot other mechs while riding on mech skates

Heavy Gear

danger sign shooting things

lol that was a reaction image it's not Dark Souls

Robotech Battlecry ?

Well no takers. Not many here played super nintendo?

It was Super Mario RPG LOTSS

>RED PACMAN

>man with spider abilities
>save new york

Dot 7up game

I could add one non franchise-specific word to that description and everyone would guess it. It's not Souls

>gets mystic powers to make contracts with devils and gods
>acquire more power and contracts
>find friends with same powers
>fuck an underage girl

>your health is low

>coop multiplayer
>endless shooting
>3 guys, 1 chick
>ends with 2 guys and 1 chick

Rudolph Giuliani

Fable

youtube.com/watch?v=czTksCF6X8Y&t=

An ounce of cocaine in vegas

memento

Borderlands 2?

> Missile
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile

>lets go bowling

GTA IV

>work, work

nope

Ps1 2d sidescroller action platformer with grind wheel traps. Lazer pistol shooting alien creatures rated T. I need to remember boys.

Dead MMO edition:

>Find legendary planet
>Explore and discover secrets
>Fight enemy faction over stuff
>Find big machines with Lovecraftian goop on it
>Meet space wife
>Space wife admits Big Bad is her altar ego

>being a shitty janitor
>now I'm a space captain
>lots of adventures
>not the most brightest person
>point & click
>old as fuck

>Dad is an asshole
>Everyone is sacrificed to coccons
>Sister was dead the whole time

>Have car
>Put weapons on them
>Big arenas
>Can launch cars into space
>Garbage truck OP.

>nazi zombies

Rollercoaster Tycoon series.

Fuck yeah, Space Quest

Call of Nazi: Black Warfare

>wake up from thicc nap
>Bells
>Waifu alert
>Berserk
>Repeat the cycle
>Link some heat
>Fucking dogs again fucking hate the dogs
>Don't be dexfag

zombie army trilogy

Souls

> spend some time in the mall
> where's fuckin' Jason?

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>Find all the colored decahedrons to open the optional secret levels in every stage
>YAZOOO
>WAAAHEEY
>KER-SPLAT

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Assassins Creed Origins

>new area, new quest marker
>20 levels above me
>hide in town at brothel
>go outside and repeat

second life

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>crowbar
>Black Mesa

>be blue or red haired son of royalty
>assemble army of waifus
>defeat evil king/emperor
>kill evil dragon behind everything

Bahahahaha

maniac mansion

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you arent even trying lol!

left4dead

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Believe it or not a lot of people don't even know about that game.

Did you know they sold over 9 million copies in the first 7 seconds?

Max Payne

>Be soldier in sandnigger country
>Death everywhere
>Turns out I'm insane and most of what happened was in my head
>An hero

crowbar is a meme!!

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That's nowhere close to true

Spec Ops: The Line

>Want to leave island for adventure
>Seal up some holes
>The real adventure were the friends we made along the way

>Fall far
>Guys who landed nowhere near me die, I hear their cries
>I die

A winrar is you.

Ok, I'll add more information
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile

Where are the other people in this game?

Not everyone is obsessed with memes like the rest of you children

no

warcraft 3

Correct

or maybe starcraft - im guessing

destiny 1?

final fantasy corridor?

heavy hack

Kingdom hearts

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Gary of the River

Missile command Or any Fallout

Correct

Floating beach ball sized head with horns shooting fireballs at you.

Nope.

Do you work for valve,
Let me rephrase that, Do you work with me?

>President on a spaceship
>have sex with pretty much everybody else on board
>Whoops, the Earth got blown up.

nope

maybe some more information:
> fly around in plane
> shit's beautiful
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile
> Missile

> press x to jason

Yeah. Retail pre-orders to brick and mortar stores.
Even won an award for sales

Almost any jrpg lol

Nope

>I'm a fixer
>standing in gore and shit
>need to pickup and wipe that shit
>feeds my autism
>very relaxing

>travel around collecting water from trees
>come home and party every year
>repeat forever
>solve cryptic desert riddle
>kill meteorite bug
>kill dude who eats memories
>no more water collecting

corpse removal simulator

Twisted Metal?

Viscera Clean up Detail?

>Sleep for a couple of years
>gotta find my family
>help toaster fuckers save more toasters
>destroy toaster facility
>kill my last living relative

lol, no one believes you. HL1 barely broke 10million lifetime sales.

yeah

Meant to reply to

>RED PACMAN
undefeated