Hey Yea Forums, dick chick here. I used to post nudes on this board because I like shallow attention. Well, I'm back, cuz I have some fresh nudes for you, but first I want to play a game. If anyone remembers me from the last time I was here, just one user, I'll post all four of my freshest nudes, full face included c;
The first two hints are that I had a tumblr blog that began with an S and that I once shoved a cucumber up my butt for the amusement of Yea Forumstards.
Continurd. My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.
Camden Torres
Nice dude. I have no idea what this is but you know what? Good for you c:
I don't really like my hands. Shit do you want nudes or not haha.
Like I'll give y'all my ass for free but if there's no interest there's no interest I guess. My hands are in my pics tho.
Adam Nelson
I didn't see it before, but want you to post them anyway. Hopefully someone does know the answer.
Julian Diaz
Homosexual here. TL;DR where is a dick pic or ass pic you dirty slut? I don't want to read a book. If you have nudes just post them with your e thot moniker plz.
Chase Richardson
See? Here's a man who knows how to get my attention. Talk dirty to me faggot
>wants nice bubble butt >wants nothing else that comes with that >autism
I weigh as much as I do because because I eat a ton due to my depression over the fact that despite all the beauty available on this Earth, of all the kind and great things for each of us, somewhere, somehow, you exist.
Anyways that's all my current nudes sorry if you think i'm a landwhale lol i have some old ones of when i was thinner if y'all want but if you're gonna stop with the rape comments then no deal
David Evans
Listen, listen....I'm sorry. You look 100x better in these 2 pics. I'd love to catch you walking down a dark middle class neighborhoods starbucks alley. I'd rape you the most savagely, but gentlemanly, way possible. I'd cum on your lips and dart your butthole. I might even stalk you home and make regular visits every summer at night when your windows are left open with sweat beading off of your smooth white skin onto my swiss army knife.
Luke Robinson
Does your cock still work? How big can it get? tiny cocks are ok but only if they work
Easton Murphy
Wow. Ahem. I was about to just leave honestly, but that's quite... just, yes, please. This. also >nice dubdubs
Alright I don't have my full collection on this computer but let me see what I can find. This stuff is ~2017, lateish that year
Let's see... this is when I'd just come back from the dungeon.
I gained a lot of weight cuz I got hit with depression pretty hard. I went through some shit with suicide and alcohol and just kinda wasn't the same afterwards. Of course then I did, well, almost every other drug under the sun and now I'm actually losing weight again. Slowly but it's happening. I'm also off the drugs which is nice.
Well except weed haha. I'm actually stoned right now. But I just felt like I owed you all an explanation for why I went from pretty and thin to lard
>estas bien >muey bien I'd like to tie you to your bed and tickle your anus with a vibrator while you choke on my big white cock. Maybe even get a nice dunkin donuts sprinkle scented candle and drip its waxe on your ball sack and spank your chest with a light whip.
Uh oh. Well shoot guys, I... I don't know if my stuff got deleted or what? Well dang... I'm super sorry. This isn't my main computer, it's my backup laptop. My main just died and I can't find out why so I have to take it to someone to get looked at. Um, ok, listen up sexy ra/b/ist, I'm going to get my computer looked at ASAP and I'll be back with my full collection.
Super sorry, really don't know where all of them went on this computer. I could make it up to you with a fresh nude hot off the press if you'd like that c;
Owen Thomas
Either way you're still a man to me baby. I'd gargle your balls and tickle your sphincter 24/7
Adam Butler
hey man if that's what get's you off, that's what gets me off. go for it
Austin Ross
OP I'd love to tie you up and suck you off
James Sanders
>I could take a fresh nude if you want >if you want >if hit me with your giant schlong daddy
Oof the digits in this thread are enough to make me cum. I just made a brand new kik actually. Doesn't work all the time cuz of my phone situation but I'm using it it seems.
My thingy is SereniBri
Ryan Taylor
>whatever turns me on, turns you on You'd need therapy by the time I was done with you. I know because I need therapy to deal with my self.
Um, well... Long story but my life destabalized a little while ago so I don't really have a set schedule right now. It was at .5ml every 10 days but that's just because 1ml shot my levels up to 900 picograms haha. I've been transitioning for about three years now, or it will be at least in December.
Thanks tho c; I promise they just look really good in that pic, they're a little smaller in reality.
Jaxon Russell
wait wait I want one more rapey comment to really get me fired up please please with a cherry on top. brownie points mixing cruelty and mercy.
Juan Garcia
If you don't show your asshole, I'll crack your jaw and fuck your ass sore
Jaxon Miller
I'm just under a year but not much going on up top. I'm on the pill and spiro tho :
Jonathan Lopez
you know while we wait I have to say I always loved you Yea Forumstards. you're all stupid. weird. kinda creepy. you don't fit in anywhere and nowhere seems to really want you anyway. you're floating along, finding threads like mine and latching onto it, enjoying the small moment where you get to be weird with people who are weird like you. It's special to you.
I know cuz I'm a Yea Forumstard. I am quite not smart, no think good, am creepy, weird, kinda chubby, gross, and dark. so yeah guys, thanks for being weird with me. it's nice to be back with you all.
also this ain't it
Mason Hall
I wanna tie your hands behind your back and fuck u from behind hard until you beg me to stop, id give you one final balls deep thrust and then grab the sheet and wrap it around your neck and arch your back until you start to go limp and then id let off and gently slam you face first back down on the bed and flip you over and cum all over you stomach and then make you clean it all off
Jonathan Jones
Aww c'mon guys just one well thought out rape comment, a couple of sentences maybe. something nice and abusive, but i fucking love mercy too so yeah, just, hint hint. please i eat this shit up and i'm suuuuuppppeeeerrrr horny
Zachary Howard
You're so needy. I bet you just want someone to shove you over and stretch your slutty ass with their fat cock. Use you like a toy while you shoot your load all over the floor.
Evan Bennett
you know, that's not exactly what i was looking for, but i'll take it. thanks user, that was nice of you c:
literally hit me up on kik y'all i think i'm going through some sort of manic episode so the chances of y'all getting more personalized nudes is skyrocketing. you turn me on, and I'll turn you on c;
Henry Cox
Open your eyes silly cunt
you have to keep scrolling #ItGetsBetter further into the thread
hahaha he's kinda right though i don't know why i thought i looked good there i look like some sort of ambiguous overweight painting from the renaissance (jesus how the fuck do you spell that)
sorry guys i made edibles and damn they're concentrated
well since y'all are still here want a tiddy pic?
Adrian Martinez
im not an artist so dont be to hard on me or dont and call me a talentless piece of shit either way my dicks still hard
bwahaha hilarious you know what i will absolutely try that give me a second
Easton Walker
I just want a pic of your hard little girldick. I'd love to play with it and feel you cum in my warm mouth so I can swallow it all.. From one girl to another, I bet you taste delicious~
Owen Harris
>little girl dick. isnt there a futa loli thread you should be in u weirdo
I typed it the way I meant it. Little girl-dick, not little-girl dick. Why do you have to be like this.
Oliver Ramirez
also sorry i'm so fat. i really think i'm starting to develop bipolar disorder though so maybe these weird, idk, periods? of what I'm guessing is mania will get me going again. I used to be super thin, super cute. Now I have a hard time looking at myself in the mirror.
Would you be fine with a girl sucking you off, or are you into guys?
Matthew Bennett
You're not even that fat. That one single photo made you look like some disgusting ham planet. I think your weight is perfect in all the rest of your photos. Not a skeleton but not fat either. Just the right amount of chubby.
Well it's official guys I'm too high to do this. Super sorry, but I thought i'd give it one last shot and it just didn't take.
Angles man. They work miracles. A good one makes you look gorgeous, and a bad one makes you look like god forgot how to make humans.
I am going to be shooting for more weight loss in the near future. I don't know why but I've been gaining some motivation back. I estimate that I can within the year get to a socially acceptable size, which is all I want for the short term, I'll worry long term later. So... yeah. I'll pop in and out of Yea Forums and post some nudes every now and again, k? Show you guys how much more rapeable I'm getting? If I actually get raped for this I totally deserve it haha. I just hope they're attractive.
but yeah so I'll be back and better next time guys. For now y'all have my kik, y'all can be my inner circle. Y'all want nudes, hmu. Can't do it all the time but for y'all? Hell yeah.
Bye Yea Forumstard. Thanks for welcoming me back to the board, y'all are a treat and half. Y'all take care~
Blake Harris
haha sorry for saying y'all so much at the end y'all
Andrew Sanchez
Hope things go well for you! Thanks for posting. Wishing you the best :)
Eli Williams
Oh! Real quick, I meant to get back to you. Yeah it took mine a good while to get to this point and honestly their size kinda surprises me. my mom had tig ol biddies tho so yeah.
give it some time, definitely get on the injections though, it's way smoother. There's a lot less highs and lows. And then give it some time. It takes like three years or something for them to fully grow and mine did most of theirs in year two so give it a sec. hope this helps c:
Tyler Smith
Source?
Charles Watson
oh i dunno man that's from Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, it's an anime. I feel like you would know it, but if not, it's just hentai from the two demon sister. have a nice fap my dude
Leo Edwards
actually here you go i did a little searching and found this is loaded with shit like this. have a *nice fap my dude
Well I'm a little self conscious when it comes to the size of my feet... i don't really show it off. but here you can have this bombshell to the the thread haha. it's basically dead anyway