Where you headed Yea Forums?
Where you headed Yea Forums?
The ground?
Probably something bigger
reincarnation
As a diamond hopefully in a laser used by Bezos to extort the world governments for 100 Billion dollars
probably in hell
I'd say to hell. I honestly can't think of a place I'd be needed more.
Probably Costa Rica
In the afterlife
You could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be Hell to pay
I don't concern myself with other people's hypotheticals. It bares no fruit irl.
People listen attentively
I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet.
This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around.
Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side.
Now the D and the A and the M
And the N and the A
And the T and the I-O-N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame
There is no afterlife, everything just goes Back in Black
Probably go something like this:
> body donated to science
> some kid fucks up an assignment
> they write a big F on my forehead
> get cremated
> ashes breakdown to their appropriate molecules
> get recycled back into the ecosystem
> spend millions of years being circulated
> eventually the sun expands burning up the earth
> molecules breakdown to pure atoms
> atoms eventually get ripped apart by the Big Rip
> nothingness
>The Big Rip
wat
Oregon, maybe eventually out of US.
> In physical cosmology, the Big Rip is a hypothetical cosmological model concerning the ultimate fate of the universe, in which the matter of the universe, from stars and galaxies to atoms and subatomic particles, and even spacetime itself, is progressively torn apart by the expansion of the universe at a certain time in the future.
Fuck me that's actually interesting
I like this.
Could this plz happen tomorow?
Probably towards Cincinnati if I am seeing that sign.