Your new favorite masturbation technique
Unroll condom, preferably the biggest you can get, bigger than you need for sex
Blow it up like a balloon but not too much
Tie the open end
Push a coin through the tied end to the tip and grab with other hand
Twist it and tie with elastic
Lube and enjoy
I popped the first 3 attempts but the 4th was worth the effort
Just be careful you don't accidentally shoot the coin out into somebody's eye
Also be aware if you pop it after you cum it will be like a semen grenade
Do this in a washroom first so you can figure it out safely
Your new favorite masturbation technique
Grayson Green
David Ward
I don’t understand where to put dick if the end is tied
Dominic Harris
You're welcum
Levi Carter
See the tied end he is holding?
Put a coin there and push through
Grab with other hand and twist it then elastic it
This will create a twisted hole
Adrian Diaz
That seems like an awful lot of work for a quick tug.
Brayden Flores
Is it worth the effort? I’m a big fan of condoms have never tried this out .
Elijah Walker
Not sure I understand exactly how this one is supposed to backfire and seriously injure someone. Unless maybe the coin acts as some kind of weird flywheel and flies away while wrapping the fuck out of the elastic/whatever around your dick with the strength of a thousand gorillas or something.
Ayden Flores
Honestly?
If you masturbate like it is just another bodily function like coughing or sneezing, don't bother.
If you enjoy sex and enjoy masturbation, absolutely.
It feels surprisingly better than masturbating normally.
After you've done it once you probably won't screw up again, its easy really just confusing at first.
Jose Bell
When you push the coin through to grab at the other end you might slip your grip and shoot it out like some kind of makeshift slingshot
Isaiah Phillips
Ayden Watson
i used to jerk off with a condom shit was cash . haven't done that in a while tho~
Parker Reed
yeah its came a long way since just having a posh wank. almighty kek
Noah Stewart
That's very creative, how'd you find out about this technique?
Angel Brown
Yeah, and it's still basically fucking a balloon, so don't go on about this being some goddamn gourmet wank technique.
David Myers
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in meme.
Josiah Ortiz
>Also be aware if you pop it after you cum it will be like a semen grenade
It's worth making this contraption just do to this
Josiah Bennett
>the tied end he is holding?
If you accidentally let go of the coin wont it come flying into your penis?
Aaron Russell
just wasted 4 condoms trying this shit
Gavin Gonzalez
It's supposedly tied
Sebastian Evans
Just fuck a pussy
Zachary Gomez
The hole that's left is way too small to penetrate, even with lube: I can't even get my dickhead half the way in.
Jeremiah King
Forced memes in 2019? Guess nothing changes.