What's the best way to ruin somebody's life? Some dickhead in my neighborhood won't stop fucking with me...

I'm sure he would appreciate a lot of gay pornography in his mailbox, say sign up for a lot of promotional items and such.

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record him next time of him threatening you and other kids then find out where he works, send it to the actual place, then watch the magic happen

The other option is to get a weed sprayer, and some roundup and put a nice big SWASTIKA in his yard.

lol

How old are you? Are you under 18? Because if you are you can get away with a lot more

That's a good one, thanks!

Nice, that would prob fuck his career up. Thanks.

Find a bunch of poison ivy or poison oak and scatter it in his yard.
The other less dangerous option is wild onions, they grow like crazy. Plant a few and he will regret it every time he mows.

ahah that's an amazing idea

Over 18 unfortunately. Pretty sure the other people he fucks with are under 18 so maybe I can enlist them for help.

That's solid, gonna see if I can order some.

Take pictures of you sucking his dick, turn it into FBI, child porn ftw.
>now gtfo underage b&

lol I'm not underage, I said "kids" because I'm still youngish. The dumbest part is that we live in a fucking college neighborhood and this old creepy mf bitches about music and shit

has wife? do u know tributes

So is he just an ass or are you just retarded and treats you as such, what does he do

She's a dumb dyke looking cunt, would be happy to include her somehow if it hurts him.

I don't have any interaction with the mf so he wouldn't know if I was retarded or not. He yells at the top of his lungs to shut up any time I play music, bangs on my door in the middle of the night if I have people over, yells at anybody who parks in front of his house, yells at his kids, yells at his wife, yells at people walking dogs. And he says to me, I'll fuckin shoot you" when I tell him to shut the fuck up. This guy is like 50 and I'd happily beat his ass but he threatens everybody with the police constantly and I'd rather do something that gets him to move anyway.

I wish you the best of luck op, boomers are scum and idiot lives in a college town

Thank you for understanding. And I fully agree on boomers being scum.

Oh shit are people calling them jussie ropes now

Damn this is a good idea, wish I figured this out a few years ago

Or maybe let me hear some revenge stories of yours to get some ideas. I'll start with ruining my old landlord's life.
>Be me
>Renting from guy in his 60's but still had a gayish zest for life (he was straight)
>Landlord came to the house every other day checking to see if my gf's dog was over
>I would wake up to him watering flowers, etc. talking shut to me about the lawn maintenance.
>He told me to fuck off when I told him to stop coming over
>He barges in the house with his own key one day while I was in the shower
>Literally walks in my room and talks shit about the lawn while I'm in the shower
>I get out and he's in the living room talking to my gf
>Shoved him out the door and called police
>They charge him with trespassing
>Unbeknownst to me, he was running for congress in my former state and this killed his bid
>Cost him tens of thousands in campaign money lol
>His son drove by when i was moving out and screamed that I ruined his dad's life and looked like he was gonna cry fucking lol

You’re the problem. Just move on and wait it out until you’re an adult and can see in hindsight how much of a little d-bag you are

You implied you were also a kid in your OP. What? Are you an adult or not? The way you worded your OP implies you’re under the age of 20 or a mentally delayed adult and I don’t know which one it is

lol and you're a self righteous prick. Am I the cause of this guy screaming at his wife and kids? I'm an adult now and know a fucking douchebag when I meet one.

I'm over the age of 18, therefore I'd hire minors to beat up his children. I said, "other kids" in the OP because everyone in the neighborhood is "college kids". Could you really not understand that from the context, dipshit?

Bullshit.

What's his name?

You're gay. I can tell.

I'm Andy Dick, btw.

Mike something, ~60 year old white guy in AZ around 2013. He owned hundreds of houses and was known as a slumlord. I never verified what his son said so I'm not sure if he was tryna be a congressional rep from AZ or if I'm not remembering correctly and he was running for some state shit.

So he yells at his wife and kids, big deal. Wait unti you get that old, you will be yelling too. I think you should stand up for yourself and confront him directly, if needed. If it gets physical, just beat his ass. No big deal. End of issue. Why are you youngsters so afraid of dealing with things straight up? Be a man, stand up for yourself. Is fucking with his lawn going to do anything? Even if he moves, you might get someone worse.

you should man up and handle it instead of seeking advice on how to confront someone from a bunch of people that sit in their basements all day and are too afraid to even make eye contact with other humans.

hahah I'm not going to be yelling at any women and children at any age. You're a fucking jackass yourself for saying that. And I have confronted him, I explained that you illiterate fuck. He threatens violence and I'm not interested in going to jail. I would easily fuck this guy up; he's old. And I don't live in AZ anymore where you can get away with a fight. I live is pussy fuck southern California where everyone gets arrested for any semblance of violence.

"man up", I'm sure you've done that plenty of times lol. yeah right. So I should go to jail and somehow that will make me win? Fucking idiot. I want advice on how I can get away with violence without being arrested, how hard is that to understand?

I understand it. I just think you're a giant fucking faggot. Wahhhhh an old man yells at me so I want to harm him/his family wahhhhhh wahhhh

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You don't need a sprayer, you just need a pail and a paintbrush. You can control your edges much better and make a real nice crisp Nazi stamp.

How long would the irritant in poison oak/ivy last if ground up and pasted under a car door handle. He may not notice until after he's touched his face, eyes, or dick...

I want to harm him for my own satisfaction, it would literally make me happy. How is that whiny?

This is perfect! thank you.

It makes you look like a teenage faggot. Time to grow up, bud. Turn the other cheek. Or resort to childish antics because your feefees got hurt.

You will yell, sorry to tell you, maybe not like him. Are you really an adult? If you stand up to him, in every way possible, this would be over already. You can be physical, without going to jail. Get back in his face, take control of the situation always. Give him a push, a poke in the chest, let him know he's old. Tell him to shut the fuck up. Own this bitch. Man up bro. Games won't help you. Plus you already know what games you can play, so why are you here?

wild onions is a good one, bamboo is another nasty neighborhood attack along with horsehair. attacking his career and or family is something reserved for heinous acts and not something you do to a tax paying American.

tldr: plant invasive plants on your property line, water and watch them grow

>jussie ropes
oh my sides

this is a bad idea, talk to him neighbors are better when they talk to each other

Stop parking in front of his home, turn down the music and stop having obnoxious parties. He's probably being nice by just yelling and not getting your friends cars towed or getting your parents noise complaint fines.

Reported for being underaged fag.

I came to this thread to post this. You are probably parking in front of his house and playing music too loud. Stop being a literal nigger.

Prove it

I can be loud if I want and park wherever the fuck I want. That guy can suck my dick. Same with all of you other straight and narrow boot-licking faggot pussies. Over here relating to a 55 year old white guy who abuses his wife and kids. Fucking assholes. I've confronted the dude, nothing changed. If I fuck him up, I'll go to jail.

I provide this gem and still I'm harassed, no respect I swear. Give me some god damn ideas already, I'm thirsty for vengeance.

>I don't want to be an adult
>You're all a bunch of adults, fuck you faggots.
>I just wanna be obnoxious and act like an arrogant teenager
>Oh? You don't want to commit acts of violence against a man who yells at you occasionally? >You fucking pussy bootlickers
Time to go to bed, Timmy. Got school tomorrow bud.

Jesus christ. I can tell from just this thread that you are the problem. What a sad life you have, where this man is in your mind all the time. I think you are probably gay for him. Either way, you are the definition of an edgy little faggot. Clearly you aren't an adult mentally.

Lol you say "i would never yell at women or children" yet here you are, planning to habe the children best up. And wishing horrible things on his wife, a woman. You are definitely a major loser kid.

loll he lives in a fucking college neighborhood, did you not get that part? Being an "adult" isn't required here. Whatever the fuck that means anyway. If you get pissy over noise you're a fucking bitch in my opinion. And if you're judging people on your assumption over their "maturity" then you're equally bitch. Time for you to go to bed forever you fucking waste.

bahaha I knew this comment was coming. I have had zero interaction with this guy, how the fuck could I be the problem? He's over stepping, a self righteous piece of shit.

If it makes them move out I'm ok with it. But I'm not just gonna fucking yell at some kids or a woman who I know and respect. Your comparison is invalid.

>I have had zero interaction with this guy
>I've confronted the dude, nothing changed
Just shut the fuck up, zoomer

Don't need to be so upset, little boy. I know it's a little upsetting to try and keep up with the adults, but I'm proud that you're trying. No need to puff out your e-chest and impress us all with your internet muscles, bud. Make sure you do your homework before you go to bed, too!