A'ight fucktards, 3 am in here, sleepy as hell, so let's make it quick. Story time
>be me, fresh highschool grad >friend has 18th birthday party >one of our friends cousin comes. she ugly but she got a nice rack >her cousin bets me I can't seduce her >get drunk, play my card >actually works. apparently bitch is 18 yo kissless virgin >we make out >she thinks we together now >move on to uni city a month later, she just texts me rarely >we meet on ocasions, lets me fondle tits, but doesn't let me smash >we brake up >this year, she comes into same uni city as I am >we text from time to time >she sleeps over 'cause she's drunk af, also her cousin shares dorm room with me, so she's got a reason >feel tits, try to grop pussy, she wouldn't let me >next morning she's gone, but I got a text >"hey user, if you wanna get more, drop by" >I go, we smash. Bitch was virgo, damn bleeder >we smash a few more times, then I forget about her >keeps texting, I text her back from time to time >at some point she stops, but I don't mind >ffw to may, she drops by >tells me about this older better looking dude she met >they in love >I can't let my pride take this hit, get her drunk, smash again >smash a couple times more, fuck her in the ass, cum wherever I get the chance >Poor bastard doesn't even know I exist >We text today >I convince her into hot pics and nudes
That's it. 20 replies to thread and I'll drop a hot pic (I have like six or seven). Doubles get you tits (I only got one pic). 69 gets you pussy (one pic)
If I see no activity, I'm off to sleep. Pic related, it's her.
If you won't show us at least describe what's wrong with her face
John Adams
Actually, nothing wrong with it exceot some crooked tooth in the back of her mouth
She just can't be female enough, and walks around like a little elf.
Also, her college nickname is Frodo. And I did not make this up.
Ayden Evans
Hahaha and that’s why I called you a faggot because your acting as if your cool with it all.. yet your actually emotional over an ugly chick that you claim... and yeah dude usually that happens when you hold a relationship with someone...you can “put your dick in anytime” just admit that you’re an under cover lover boy that can’t stand the fact that if this bitch left you you would be posting up a suicide thread instead of this hahaha
Elijah Torres
Oh, wait Maybe you're right, maybe I should consi...
Nah, bitch is clueless dude. Just a living fleshlight.
With cool tits as well
Ayden Miller
That is a DAMN shame because she has a rockin' bod obviously
Nolan White
/thread Show the face a body that decent cant have such a terrible face that be blasphemous
A crooked tooth??? A FUCKING CROOKED TOOTH?? Dude I wanna see your fucking face now.. your acting like your such a perfect creature. Your ego is bigger than any Jew baiter on here
Logan Jackson
No that is her!!!
Lucas Ward
>ugly >nothing wrong with her face
Obviously everything is right with her body so choose only one
