Tell us your secrets, bitch!

Just made a fake tinder profile of my sister hoping for some dirty messages and shit. Never expected 1500+ likes in just the first hour. Wtf is this shit. Im geniuenly shocked.

I let my dog lick my vag and I brought a knife to school

Posted as a female on a 90% neckbeard and sleesebag male demographic

i touch teen girls asses in crowded places

So are you gay, incestuous, or just a troll?

Thats what I was thinking but surprisingly many of them dont look that bad.
Just a troll with a little incestuousity lol. I wouldnt fuck her myself but the fantasy of her being a total slut kinda makes me hard

And though you're willing to put her photo out on Tinder to random guys in your (and her?) area, if someone asks you to post here, you'll say you're afraid of getting caught.

i ate a mans jizz out of his wife's vagina

She lives in another country and I also posted her here many times before so there you go. Im not a dum dum dont worry

used to take pics and play with my sister when she was sleeping,

What was his jizz doing in her vagina?

licked trap ass, have fucked tranny ass, am married man

>Hooked up with a married cunt at some random bar
>Her husband went out of town for a ball game and their kids were at his parents' house
>She was pissed at him for leaving and went after some strange
>She paid for a hotel next to the bar
>I brought a bottle of jack, and she got drunk
>I put her face down to fuck her from behind, used her phone to take a couple pictures
>Fucked her ass, then got her on the edge of the bed and went for the throat
>She had never deep throated before and ended up gagging and puking after I nutted
>She passed the fuck out and didn't wake up as I fisted her
>She was still passed out an hour later so I fucked her again and nutted inside her
>I took her wedding rings and cash ($342 and got $750 for the rings from a pawn shop)
>Took her iPhone so that I had the pics and got $50 for it off some crackhead
>Sent a couple pics to her husband to thank him for the donation before I wiped the phone
>I left my car at the bar and had to walk back to it. On the way I gave the room key to a couple gang bangers and told them they could have whatever they found in there

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>My cousin is in prison. I anonymously mailed him a cake with a file in it.
Made my day LeL

lol nice

She was a lot of fun. I wonder when the gang bangers left?

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When I was 15, I had a gymnastic coach, Mr. K, who really like me. Said I was his favorite student. Went over to his house for what I thought was an end of the year pizza/sleep over party. Was the only one there, I was the only one he invited. Let me smoke weed and Jager shots. When I was so drunk I couldn't get up he took me to his bed and raped me. He spent the next year groping and harassing me when no one was looking. I ended up quitting gymnastics because it was too much.

I was so embarrassed and afraid people would think I was gay I never told anyone. Fuck you Mr. K!

Did you like it?

No, I hated it. Even tho getting my dick sucked felt good, i didn't want it from him and it felt weird. Even worse was getting anally raped. It hurt so bad, my anus was torn and bleeding for two days.

Was he hot?

it's weird, my coach was pretty attractive himself. A lot of the girls and gay guys on my team had a crush on him. I just can't ever think of him in that way. He's a monster. Like why couldn't he do that to a girl or gay guy who actually wanted it? Why me??? I know its my fault partially because I got drunk with him, but god I wish I never went to his house.

“Gangbangers” lol lying fuck.

nice. would loved to rape her with a few guys

Your money or your life, bitch.

Didn't need to rape her

I had her money

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Fucked my sister when she was passed out now shes pregnant but as far as anyone knows her baby is healthy and everyone thinks its her bf's so i guess im not as fucked there

if shes passed out not knowing the guys who came after you, its rape

I didn't rape her, she was willing, ready, and full of cum. I have no idea what happened afterwards

i want a syssy

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any of her face on edge of bed ?

Ngl your wife's either spoilt or lazy. I ain't no believer in traditional wifely duties, but in that situation it would just make sense she makes you dinner, unless she doesn't care of course.

fucked a tranny once was pretty good even got its number and we had sex almost every day at my flat until my parents came over and saw us randomly

I thought being gay was a crime in your country faggot

Shut up fag.

Didn't think about that until after I left. Only saved the three pics of her on the bed from that night. But I did get a couple pics that were on the phone before I got her.

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This dude is full of shit.

It is

I adopted my cat. I’ve had him for about 2 years now. He’s a sweet boy and I take good care of him.

But occasionally he gets defiant, like a cat normally would, and scratches or bites. I love animals I really do, but sometimes I lose my shit and beat him when he lashes out at me. This is very rare but I kind of black out.

I never made him bleed or break anything, it’s usually just slapping his backside. I know it’s stupid, not like he understands at all. Today he actually scratched me and drew blood after I just groomed him. I lost my shit.

I choked him and smacked him around. It scared him so bad he hissed at me and released some kind of pheromone. In an attempt to control my anger I put him under running bath water because he fucking reeked. I cleaned him up and dried him and now he’s hiding.

Part of me feels bad because I know he’s a helpless animal and as an adult I shouldn’t lose my temper like that. But fuck man, I change his litter box almost daily, brush him daily, give him treats daily, he’s got tons of toys. I guess he just reminds me of a spoiled brat sometimes—and yes I realize that’s irrational.

Tl;dr I’m a horrible person who beats my cat

3 days ago dude fucked me in the ass, for the first time

hot, have you fucked the dog too?

Green text?

I’m leaning towards I don’t care and I mean all wife acts I’m not sexist but I would appreciate being appreciated

Wife tells me about all the stories as she was growing up letting her family pup lick her. Said she would come home from school dirty and the dog loved it. Basically she learned to squirt because of the dog as it liked her scent.

its good fun let our dog lick us during sex. Its great fun but thats all we do is let them lick.

A lot if people have said the “spoiled” comment

I liked my cousin but she kinda found out and now she stopped talking to me which is understandable. We were really good friends but I can't shake my feelings for her. Our family noticed we stopped talking and thinks we've gotten into another fight which happens often

Story for both these stories?

what went down with the brothers?

my wife keeps me locked in a chastity cage. I barely ever fuck her anymore and when I do i last about 5 seconds. She even tells me I have a pathetic cock. I love it.

Groping, dick rubbing, never penetrated or oral but I would take it back if I could

I fucked some mom last week on a whim one night.

My girlfriend and I got into an argument the night prior about our sex life and how she wants me to do "more" without ever being specific. I was pretty frustrated with her so I decided that I was gonna have sex with someone else for once, since I've only ever had sex with her and I was just bored and looking for something to do.

I went on this escort site where this woman's contact info was posted.
Shot her a quick text, arranged a time to meet up and she sent me the address.

Her skin was super flabby and every stroke her entire body cascaded on itself. Also she shitted on my dick while I was fucking her in the ass and after I noticed, her mom walks in on us and they have some argument about having to take out the trash or some chore.

We ended up going for another 30 mins or so after her mom went back downstairs.

All in all it just made me miss fucking my gf, even though I was mad at her.

>>be 15
>>molest 7 year old sister
>>started with pussy rubbing
>>escalate to pussy licking
>>gave her first orgasm
>>first cock she jacked was mine
>>first cum she tasted was mine
>>first cock she tasted was mine
>>couldn't fuck because her pussy was too small
>>continue molesting almost daily til she's 11
>>my cock finally fits in her pussy
>>enjoy cumming in her until she gets first period at 12
>>decide to stop fucking her because scared of preggo even with condom
>>cut to her freshman year, me graduating from college
>>she approaches me for sex
>>she knows what I did is abuse but has grown fond and accustomed to how I fuck
>>she gets a steady nerd pansy boyfriend
>>I date different girls
>>sister and I continue fuck-buddy relationship
>>sister is 23 and I'm 31
>>she gets married to long time boyfriend
>>I can't keep a girlfriend because choosing pussy over personality is bad
>>sister lets me cuck on her husband whenever we're hanging out
>>both of us thinking about having a kid and pinning it on the husband
>>we think our parents are starting to suspect something

>Meeting the youth group at the pastor's house to go on a weekend camping trip and my dad is running late
>He drops me at the curb and takes off
>I knock on the door and the pastor's wife answers
>She tells me they already left, but I can come in and wait for a ride
>Dad's phone is dead, she can't leave because she's waiting on her daughter to get dropped off, so I'm stuck there
>She breaks out the wii to pass the time, and we start playing
>Daughter calls around 11:00 saying she's staying at friends house
>Pastor's wife tells me it's too late to take me home, I should just spend the night
>I say "whatever" and she puts on a movie
>About 30 minutes in to the movie she goes to make popcorn, then comes back with a bottle of wine
>She starts to get a little tipsy and starts leaning on my shoulder

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>Out of reflex I put my arm around her
>She pulls me in closer and puts her hand on the inside of my thigh
>A few minutes later her hand drifts up my leg and rests on my now hard 7 inch cock
>She has me take out my phone and get another picture of her telling me I'm going to want to remember tonight
>I snap a picture of her face, you can tell she's a little lit and horny (pic related)
>She has me pull off my shirt, and I jokingly tell her only if she pulls hers off
>She pulls hers off without hesitation
>I can't believe what is getting ready to happen, 15 years old and I'm gonna nail a 40 year old woman
>I get my shirt off and she asks me to undo her bra
>I fumble for a few seconds but finally get that damn thing off her
>Holy hell, it's really going to happen

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Pissed in my wife's cocktail last night. She didn't notice cause I put more alcohol and sweet and sour in it.

>I'm sitting there thinking that I was going to ask her daughter out, but I'm going to fuck her mom first
>She pulls me onto the floor and tells me she's going to be gentle so that I can last longer
>I'm thinking to myself that I'm not going to last long no matter how slow she goes
>We're both naked now, and she's laying on her back
>She tells me to kneel between her thighs and then slowly lower myself onto/into her
>She's seen me do the worm on the dance floor so she tells me to use the same motion while pushing into her
>She tells me to go slow and to try not to pull all the way out
>I last about 15 seconds before I start fucking like a rabbit and blow my load into her
>She tells me it's ok, and I'll learn to go slow and make it last
>She lets me take a picture of her ass and pussy and tells me we can play around while I recover some

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Noice

>We end up fucking a few more times
>She pulls out some lingerie and asks if I'd like to see her in it
>Of course I say yes, and she tells me to take a few more pictures of her to remember my first time with
>My favorite is the one of her on the couch in front of the family picture (pic relate)
>We end up falling asleep naked in her bed wrapped around each other
>We wake up and she jumps in the shower while I head downstairs
>I'm sitting on the couch feeling pretty good when her daughter walks in the front door
>Her mom's panties and bra are on the floor right next to my feet, and I can tell she sees them
>She says "hi" and then heads up to her room
>After her mom gets out of the shower she gives me a ride home
>It's true that you can never forget your first time

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I used to fuck my best friends girlfriend who was a blackout drunk. She got pregnant once and opted for an abortion, probably saved me a lot of questions and he thought it was his anyways.

Mixer /GemDoppler

Sharing secrets on stream now. Make a separate thread and spread this, please. Psychotic

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Agreed

Damn, great story and pics. What happened with the daughter? U and the mom keep fucking? Pastor's wives are the biggest sluts.

Took that little bitch to prom and took that cherry about 6 moths later. Dated the daughter for a while, but it was too awkward having dinner with the mom and daughter at the same table, so i broke it off.

Mom called me up a few weeks after we broke up and we've hooked up a couple times.

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Nice user.

I only have secks in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

I’m a dom in bed but I secretly want to be a dirty little sub

I used to put dead ladybugs in my friend's shoe if he pissed me off or stole my yugioh cards

I'm a convicted pedophile who despite being free, continues to offend

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Should have fucked her.

Green text for us degenerates

youtu.be/ZSkY-hnPoR4

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I have a MILF coworker and whenever she complains about her teenage son and threatens to take away his Xbox, i get a massive erection

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Enjoy that for the rest of your life. Are you just going to take it and not communicate with the lazy bitch?

divorce her you tard

SAGE

more pica user>? got wickr?

Are you black?

Is that cp

PiZZA thread confirmed