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Can I get a blue moon on the rocks with 2 olives please.

I'd like a buffalo trace whiskey sour please.

youtu.be/yicP7ZEEz1k

I'll have a Lager and a double shot of Ketel, please.

I'll take a nice jug of your best bleach, thanks.

No it isn't you fucking retard. It's a cape cod.

Ok maybe you're right but it's pretty close.
allrecipes.com/recipe/222411/sea-breeze-cocktail/

I'll have a cup of gamer girl pee, thanks.

ill have a cup of water please.

Gin. Neat.

Gin Gibson, extra onion.

dude you're in a bar. at least get Old Crow.

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A jug of corn is best for all

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I'll take the Crab Juice.

That'll be $5 for faggotry.

Can you make me three kamikazes? Extra lime juice please

To seperate glasses of warm orange juice and absinthe. I dont tip

I've never tried old crow the whiskey, I had an ex-gf that was without a doubt an old crow, if they're anything alike then I wont be ordering it anywhere.

Piss gently phresh w some poo snacks:ok_hand:

-_-

How the fuck am I supposed to serve you a text emoji? This is why we keep a shotgun above the bar.

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>discord emote
Wheres the fucken bouncer

it's well bourbon. you order it cause no one admits in public they drink Evan Williams.

The Bill Cosby, with a pinch of Cardi Bs Okkuuurrr puree

a black tooth grin, if you could please?

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Give him a break. He's my ride.

Rlly punk try it agun We ban guns over hurr _-_-

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I will have some of your finest cranberry juice yes that will do good sir.

Honestly they could hide vodka in it if you didn't see them pour it and you wouldn't even know

I just finished shoulder surgery, they said don’t mix opioids with alcohol but it hurts bad Yea Forumsro, anything heavy would do

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OOGA BOOGA
WE WUZ KANGZ
MONSTA WUZ BLAK
DAYUM CRACKA

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can i get a whisky and coke bro

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"Good day fellow human. Do you serve cow juice? I mean the liquid one. If not, I guess I'm gonna hava a Pastis. HB would be nice. If not, also fine. Bar full of faggots anyway."

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Tom Collins, please

wanna split the jug?

A wooden barrel of your finest Guinness and a faggy pink straw.

glass of milk please

just give me some beer you got on tap

Jack and Coke good sir

Yes
Barkeep?
I'll have a dry martini, shaken not stirred

Half pint of beer
>on the rocks
>shaken not boiled

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Give me that slushy bro

A pickle jar filled with piss and clam chowder (half and half pleases)

can i get a rum and cocaine, please

can i get a shirley temple?

Water please

shiner bock with olives.

lol

how are you good sir?
>tips fedora
ill take a mr pibb. you see, i dont drink. drinking is for lesser mortals, you might know them as normies. do you serve tendies? can you tell some of these other patrons to move so i can have a place to sit my anime body pillow. shes my date for the night.

A Gibson is a gin dink. No need to add "gin" when ordering".

Even green is superior to any Crow.

A line of coke to go with each one too!

I don't get it. Is this some sort of riddle?

I'll take a tall boy, High Life if you have it, and a tequila blanco neat. Thanks.

HB? You live in NOLA or just a a hipster?

Do you know how often bars clean their taps? Better off drinking cans.

We now call that a "Lemmy"

Always stir your fucking martinis! Why shaken???!!??? It over-dilutes and makes it gross. Fleming was a tard!

Go to sleep, Tex.

Let me get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhNnnngggg

Honey roasted bourbon, on the rocks if you’ve got it

Anyone else get anxious at bars/clubs. I think it’s the loud music and all the background noise. Don’t know what it says about me.

The whole point of the bar or club is to drink and not be anxious anymore, easiest way to not be sped

I'll have a moooooaaaaaaan, please

>tfw here in czechia is a 200 year old pub where they put a delicious pilsner on your table before you order and then don't stop until you leave
>also they throw you out if you try to order soda

i guess i will go for a double bourbon

spiked cider because im that guy

Pee is out sweetie, but we still got bath water.

Scotch, neat please.

I'll have a lemmy.

pls bartender, one bottle of Mississippi mud, please...

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OwO a shot of your freshest, yummiest cummies pwease :3

Irish Car Bomb, bartender.

Can I get a grapefruit, cranberry Vodka? I know it’s called a Seabreeze, don’t make me say it

I'll take a beer.
But none of that craft beer nonsense where you can taste how green the hops is.
If irish, I'll take a Kilkennys.
If german, none of the TV beers except Jever.

Could I get a Strawberry Daquiri?

Gimme some tree sap (resin with a shot of jagermeister)

I'll take a Budweiser on draft

1 (one) conk pls

>if it has ever appeared in a TV ad for the commoners it's not good

Pretentious prick

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gimmie a bottle of jameson weed man

I'll take a cup of milk, I'm sober for 1 year and 1 month now.

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>never had a good IPA
>buys a six pack of pisswater
>complains about the hangovers
Stop drinking diluted corn beer.

$4 cup of milk at a bar? Why not just stay home anonanon?

Because I have friends in there.

Give me a strong Chevette

Here's something we all can enjoy.

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a glass of water while i read my book please

Go home.

You fuckin faggit. Make room so I can sit at the bar with my sea breeze.

hey can I get some apple juice but make it sparkly so it looks like the alcohols thank u

imagine knowing how to fucking read

Either a Moscow Mule, or any spiced rum straight.

Bottle of Glenfiddich 26 and two Byron's to smoke.

Rebecca Creek Neat.

based

Pint of Stella please barkeep

Can I get uhhhhh... yeah uhhhh... a... Yeah a shot of wolf cum please?

Pint of Miley Cyrus' piss please.

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A Long Island. So refreshing, yet deadly.

Have fun drinking Krombacher, König Pilsener, Becks, Heineken and all that other always the same tasting boring bullshit. If Jever or Köstritzer or other nice brands do a commercial I'll still drink it.
Did you see me complain? Also I ordered beer, not pisswasser. There is actual good beer. Fuck the guy who ordered Budwiser (except if he ordered the actual Budweiser Budvar, that's good beer)

based kraut

Heineken is not German you Mongolian.

I'll take an 18 yr scotch neat and a blonde virgin with big tits, same age.

I'd like a single plum, floating in perfume, served in a man's hat.

Crown n coke for me.. line em up

You are all so fuckin gay lol. Tryhard faggots. There are four acceptable drinks. Sake bombs, sapphire gin and tonics, Singapore slings, and cazadores tequila. If you drink anything else and it isn't whatever beer sounds good that day, you're fundamentally retarded.

Give me a double scotch, no ice and a tallboy of Molson Canadian.

only the finest room temp neat whisky to accompany my tutti frutti mountain dew vape

>gin and tonic
>not zinfandel and tab soda
and you call yourself a lesbian

Lime white claw and a water, no ice. Thanks.

Tab makes me gassy

I just need a can. The smaller the better.

>fucken
More like where’s your education

Id love a sugar rush

>stop liking things I don’t like
Try having an original thought

>blonde
>virgin
>big tits
>18
>into you
Feel free to hold your breath

Give me a whiskey sour.

Both of you idiots are wrong. It's called a Ronkonkoma.

Double old fashioned and a pint of porter
Who hurt you?

Put a shot each of malört and newfie screech in a rocks glass and serve it neat

Give

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gin martini extra dirty

You sound like a massive douchebag

I do try

> this imperial drinks milk

Ein Weizen bitte.

Can I get a pint of cum and a bag of salted peanuts pls

yer darkest ale

TITS OR GEE TEE EFF OH

wait, what is 80% straight corn whiskey? What's 25% straight corn whiskey? At that point wouldn't it be 75% gay corn whiskey?

Did someone say... piss? Because I deffinatly heard someone say piss

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A pint of Guinness

And have the limes ready, I'll be back for a Mojito later

1 Pint of Guinness. If the Americafag serving me pours it wrong I'll fucking skin him. And please, cut the bishop's collar if and when you do fuck up.

I'll take a bottle of kentucky bastard

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> be american
> asked for a pint
> pour 16oz
> no head
> overfill glass just enough that surface tension is the only thing stopping it from spilling

I will take a pint of Slow Pour Pils, three fingers of 10yo lagavulin, and shot of Old Overholt Rye pls!

Why yes, could I get the spaghetti and meatballs?

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Yeah lemme get 2 jagerbombs and and a modelo

I'll just h-have a c-cold brew p-please

I was here yesterday. I’d like to order some plan B please and I’ll chase it with a Pinot Grigio. Thx.

Pour me a pitcher of bavaria extreme while I go hit up the cigarette dispenser

Mfw pic related

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He tries

ITT : teenagers trying too look conoisseurs with edgy hipster tastes, which are mainly mainstream drinks with a lot of advertisement.

lime, ok, but how?
Squeezed inside the glass, just a slice, a wedge,pressed like mojito?
can I suggest a peel of lime on top?

And
eight euros please.

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I'll take a quadruple of your oldest scotch, with a single ice cube.
When I'm done with that pour me a shot of amaro.

This.

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Not everyone who likes top shelf is a tryhard faggot, faggot

Capt. Morgan and Dr. Pepper

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lone star and a shot of whiskey

>the real man's drink of choice

the only people ordering malort are people doing it for the meme and people doing it to "look cool"

*Rips a fat fucking cloud in the shape of a dick and balls from my vape mod, which I can't stop talking about how I built the coil*

Hey Jimmy! *I lean over to a random faggot* I've known him for years even though I only know he porks my girlfriend.

Hey Jim Jam, pour me a white russian, and leave out the alcohol! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! No, but seriously, I'll have a cosmopolitan before I head to the glory hole.
*I turn to the other person on my left* I JUST had my braces taken off, it'll feel great.

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anyone else here a bartender and judging everyone's drink choice?

>gamer girl pee cocktail needs to be a thing

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Vinegar, neat pls