It's 10 AM, you're hung over, and you only have $1.00 in change. The good news is, you've found the Magic Soda Machine! The bad news is that it gives you an unmarked can completely at random, and you have to drink it to find out what's in it. But you're too hungover to care, so go ahead and roll, Yea Forums.
>1: Coka-Cola >2: Orange juice >3: Tomato Juice >4: Fresh ocean (salt) water >5: Coconut milk >6: Purple Gatorade >7: Clam Chowder >8: Jones Green Apple soda >9: stale Miller Lite >0: Sweet Tea Dubs gets a bottle of piss from a severely dehydrated person. Trips gets two of whatever they roll! Lucky you! Quads gets their favorite drink!
A lot of people here like clam chowder... I thought I was the only one. Who else dumps a cup of Tabasco sauce into their clam chowder, then cries himself to the bottom of the bowl while sweating profusely?
Great! Is it at least New England. Manhattan chowder sucks
Lucas Gutierrez
Roll it up
Camden Moore
Stale Miller lite?
Nathaniel Long
Rolll
Robert Sanchez
Roll'em
Ethan Lopez
ok
Brandon Rogers
Roll
Lucas Hughes
Hell yeah, I love sweet tea
Charles Sullivan
What do i get
Charles Reyes
Rollllin
Ethan Jones
rollito
Benjamin Sanchez
rolling to quench my thirst
Logan Sullivan
hey its the capitol hill soda machine in seattleTM
Chase Reyes
>inserts dollar >presses button rollin
Andrew Phillips
rolling the roll
Lincoln Wright
Rolll im thristy nugga
Mason Morgan
roox
James Reed
Why not this looks like how tomorrows looking anyways
Ian Ramirez
is there such thing as ocean water as a beverage?
Tyler Thompson
Roll
Nolan Hernandez
I am rolling!
Jacob Parker
testing
Robert Anderson
Rollin'
William Reed
Roll
Owen Wright
Rolling
Charles Bailey
o
Kayden Rogers
I live in that area. they didn't take it down it moves from spot to spot every couple days but has been MIA for awhile.
word is someone jacked it.
Levi Robinson
yee
Jeremiah Anderson
Rollllll
Adam Nguyen
roll
Julian Morris
rollll
Joseph Myers
k
Joshua Ortiz
rollinggg
Daniel Long
roll
Adam Ward
chingada
Nolan Scott
Rollin
Ethan Brown
this is the most high stakes roll i've had in a minute
Henry Collins
Damnit, I really wanted some of that sweet ass clam chowder
Jaxon Turner
Roll
Ayden White
What a dumb thread. roll
Camden Russell
Probably some niggers stuffed something in the machine to not only block it from delivering your soda but also the cash return so they can steal your money later. That's standard sneaky nigger tactics.
Rolling for Jones Green Apple, favorite soda of all time.
Hunter White
Roll
Jeremiah Morgan
Roll
Kayden Reed
Jesus fuck I just need something to drink.
Evan Nguyen
OOGA BOOGA this machine no sell water mellon me smash machine.
Benjamin Turner
yug
Ian Perez
cmon Jones, That shit is cash
Isaac Flores
casual quads get pls
James Harris
Oh boy here we go!
Parker Flores
Roll
Owen Morgan
rolling for piss and clam chowder
Nicholas Lee
If I drank clam chowder it would be disgusting, especially if I didn't know what it was before hand. But if I ate it with a spoon, and maybe some of those starfish crackers it would be okay.
Like, for example, I'd take the first sip and it would take every fiber of my being not to hurl...but once I realized what it was, I'd go and pour it into a bowl and it would be delicious.
Because clam chowder is funny like that. That's why it's spelled CHOW-der and not CHAUE-der.
Mmmmm salty goodness.. just like your dad's delicious cock
Ryder Gray
>Quads gets their favorite drink! What a pitiful waste of quads.
Elijah Lee
rollo
Angel Allen
Rollingffor clam chowder
Gabriel Scott
Alright hand it over machine
Gavin Thomas
Roll
Nicholas Allen
Roll
Bentley Bennett
...
Isaac Hill
roll
Caleb Hall
Rolling for piss
Thomas Jackson
rolling for dubs
Parker Evans
Roll
Ethan Gutierrez
salt water GET
Lincoln Nguyen
used to see this, friend who lived in the apartments on john st, not a huge deal to me except its in the most hip neighborhood in all of washington state.
