Earlier today, I agreed to step on my nintendo switch as an apology to Yea Forums. It's come to my attention that people aren't happy with how I held up my end of the agreement and think I could have done better.
I'm reposting, offering another 1 minute of stepping on my switch. I will wear the boots pictured (the boots I originally wore are in my front entryway and I don't want to explain to my roommate why I'm grabbing them). I will reply to this post with the original post so you know what info I'm looking for.
As a group, let me know what will make you happy with this. I only have to stand on it for 1 minute and, although i can be told to grind the treads or shift my weight around, I don't have to jump on it. You can all tell me where you want my feet positioned while I step on it.
I'd prefer not to do this but I've gotten enough feedback that people think I didn't do a good enough job that I'm willing to hear everyone out.
It only broke off the pad on the right stick. Still works fine.
Liam Morales
If this is something you want me to do over, please reply with feedback about what I could have done better.
My original instructions were to stand with one boot on each controller, shift my weight back and forth, and occassionally grind. How should I have done that differently that would have made you all happier?
Hunter Martin
My dubs say dont do it user
Adrian Morales
I appreciate that. Hopefully I don't have to do more. I like playing my switch and I was heartbroken when I thought it was going to be trashed.
Alexander Taylor
Heres what you do Fuck off Stop using Yea Forums Stop using Yea Forums Stop using your computer Stop using internet Burn your house Kys
Otherwise just fuck off whatever you find less troublesome
Jonathan Cooper
upload the saves onto something
Nicholas White
The point was to let it be destroyed. Lose saves etc because I've put hundreds of hours in.
I'm sorry this annoys you. It doesn't look like anyone actually wants me to do this for another minute anyway so it will probably be done soon.
Ryder Ramirez
Jack off on it
Evan James
dude. Though I could just clean that off, I'm not recording that and that's not the offer.
Noah Phillips
Get your neighbor to jack off on it
Lucas Gutierrez
If you want me to damage the switch some more, answer question 3 from here:Otherwise, gross.
Jaxon Nguyen
Stand on the blue side but on its edge
Mason Kelly
Ok, so you do think I should do another minute of this. What do you mean, on it's edge? Where should my heels/toes/arches be?
Wyatt Hall
Your heels on its length wise edge. Balance on it with 1 foot
Dylan Miller
just use a claw hammer for fuck's sake, somebody second this
Jace Kelly
Sorry if I sound stupid but I don't 100% see it. If my heels are on the length wise edge (top or bottom?) but I'm on one foot what do you mean?
Dylan Long
He wants you to balance the switch on its side and then stand on it
Ethan Parker
I wont be able to balance.
Angel Flores
Thanks for this feedback. I'll hold on to it and see if we get more responses.
Jaxson Johnson
If anyone else has instructions, I'd appreciate it so I can get this over with. If I get 10 votes from people telling me not to do this a second time, I'll leave you all alone. Thank you
Kayden Adams
10 nos and we can just burn this post into oblivion unless I get some good direction and can get this over with. Someone do me a favor here.
Levi Perry
bump
Caleb Morris
why though?
Gavin Wilson
Help me walk away from this by telling me no or giving me specific instructions for how you want me to step on/grind my switch. It's late at night where I live and I want to go to bed, please.
Jordan Baker
Jack off with us
Mason Reyes
don't
Nathaniel Lewis
Okay, I'll state this a different way. Choose which of the following statements that best fits what you think (these are from the original suggestions):
1. You don't have to step on your switch again - log off Yea Forums. 2. Make another video standing with your left heel on the left stick, right heel on the right stick. Grind back and forth with full weigh on analogues. 3. Flip switch face down and stand on one foot in the middle of the back of the switch. 4. Stand with one boot on each controller, rock weight back and forth (this is basically what I did so if you have suggestions for how I can do it better, let me know). 5. [insert your own suggestion here]
First vote no. Thank you.
Jeremiah Hernandez
good quads.
Nathan Miller
step on your switch
Jack Johnson
Try being less autistic and stop trying to impress people on a board where we're all anonymous. No one gives a fuck. spare yourself a couple hundred bucks and bail the fuck out and fuck off the board like the rest of us do.
Jayden Richardson
This is the gayest fucking thread of all time fuck you OP
Luis Morales
please vote per I'l take this as a no vote. 2 nos. Thank you.
James Roberts
OP you should not step on it. but im gonna vote yes
Logan Perry
ok... still 2 nos then.
Jonathan Brown
If you have a preference of these choices, let me know. Or if you have a better idea for your "yes" vote on how I should step on it, let me know.
Austin Butler
Sorry forgot to link the post
Eli Nelson
8 more nos mean this is over. Or if you make suggestions, I can make the video and it will be over as well.
Henry Torres
im gonna give you the same deal i give all the other sissy boys. you can send me your nintendo siwtch for free or you can step on it and cum on it for $40
Jose Turner
This If you don't, you're the only one who will care. If you do, a couple assholes you'll never really know will get lulz. Fuck em
Tyler Clark
i’ll be in touch
Bentley Wilson
gringe
Cameron Baker
I never thought I'd say this but OP, you're delivering too hard
Josiah Jackson
I'm not cuming on anything.
I'll count this as no number 3. Giving people lulz at my expense is the point.
Matthew Barnes
Also if you really don't want to do it, then don't. Your post will be forgotten within a day. Stop while your Switch still works.
Jaxon Miller
I've been told that I didn't do a good enough job which is why I'm offering again.
This was for a lost wager. It's up to Yea Forums. Yea Forums voted yes this morning and part of the deal is that I do it to Yea Forums's standards. Some people didn't think I met the standards which is why I'm here giving people the chance to have me make up for it.
Aaron Miller
Lol suit yourself
Jonathan Allen
Let me know if you have a prefered method you'd like to see. I'll record it and post it.
Isaiah Butler
Just to be clear, I fully concent to letting anons decide whether I stand on it and more or less how. I just need the direction. To know what will give people lulz, what will make people satisfied that I followed through.
Nicholas Baker
7 more nos and I can quit. More feedback on how you want me to step on it and I'll make the vid. Please vote.
Matthew Watson
Of if someone could flag this for removal that would be awesome.
Adam Watson
Just vote no so I can stop bumping this thread up or tell me what to do.
