I’m Matt Cross from Edmonton. I just wanted to say you’re all fags. Look at my hot bitch. Also...

I’m Matt Cross from Edmonton. I just wanted to say you’re all fags. Look at my hot bitch. Also, fuck all you niggers! Message me on FB!

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OP is a massive faggot trying to gather a personal army

ur bitch sux niggers dix then kiss u

post nudes faggot

NYPA

Lol op is back. His threads yesterday were also pathetic and everyone liked the guy in the pic even more for it.

Timestamp, nigger, or it's not you.

So let’s make me the King of Yea Forums!

I think you're too retard to comprehend what's going on. No one here thinks you're the guy in the lmao pic

You’re too retarded to realize I’m using reverse psychology. Thanks for the love gaybois!

Hey dudes,

My name is Jack, and I like every single one of you. All of you are cool, witty, funny guys who spend your free time of their day looking at funny pictures and macros. You are the sense of humor that lacks in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any hate mail? I mean, I’m sure it’s fun making fun of people because you are so witty, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even more awesome than stand up comedy.

Don’t be a stranger. Just laugh with me too. I’m pretty cool. I was editor of my school newspaper and started my own detective agency. What funny activities do you do, other than “having fun to awesome drawn Japanese anime”? I also live with my mother and have a modest friend who is a girl. (She just taught me calculus; Stuff was SO complicated) You are all awesome who should gather at a big party. Thank you for listening to me.

Pic Related: It’s me and my female friend.

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Because it's been working so well for you in the other threads. You should be embarrassed and just give up

Bump

Im in Edmonton, how much does she charge for an hour OP?

Fuck off

I know you’re all jealous of me and that’s ok.

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>> I know you’re all jealous of me
Not a little bit. And Shalom to your guy there.

That girl seriously needs a nose job. I mean, in her case it wouldn't be "elective surgery" it would be "life-saving surgery" because the weight of that thing is going to kill her someday. I mean, what if she falls in the deep end of a pool? Her nose is so heavy she won't be able to swim to the surface. Don't say you were not warned.

It’s good to be King

Bump!

It is a large and relatively unsightly nose on Mrs. Nosebaum, but it’s not THAT bad.

Still kinda sexy.