Well?

Well?

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Help him up obviously

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that's a photoshop his hands aren't nearly that big

Long live the king.

Kek

I know for sure I can't lift his fat ass up on my own. My only recourse is to shit directly into his face before stomping the fuck out of his fingers and then laughing non-stop for the next 6 months.

Help him up, because I'm not some inhuman monster.

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Do what I'd do to anyone, help the nigga out. Get him up.

I would do everything I could to pull him up. I'm a federal felon. Either I fall and die and no harm done since I'm just a piece of shit felon. Or I save him and my record gets expunged

Help him up

As long as we are being Honest here?

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Save him regardless of my political views because he's a human and not a nigger

I'd go to lunch. order a beer at the bar and ask them to turn on the news.

Easy, save the dog. There's too many monkeys in the wild

go find help

Straight up walk away. I can live with the guilt.

save the baby dog will follow

If you help his fat ass will pull you down with him. He's fucking huge.

But he's also kind of a dick so he might just pull you over anyway.

>. Or I save him and my record gets expunged

I'm pretty sure if you save the president, they're willing to expunge almost anything.

Make him make a verbal contract, recorded on my phone and one other device that if I save him I get $100 Million dollars.

Help him up then dress him down for being a garbage human being and comparing his pilot veteran brother a glorified bus driver.

risk life to save. Simply because he triggers antifa so well.

He's holding up the building, and the whole country. I'd thank him.

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I would try and pull him up but I hear he's heavy and my bitch arms might not be able to handle it

I'd help him, every time i see him taking care of his son i always forget anything said in television about him, he's a human too, he musn't be that bad.

Thoughts and prayers

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I dont agree with his policies, but I would help him up

Jump off, ofc.

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Squat down and shit on his face.
Pour gasoline on him. Drop a lit match.
Slice his finger tips off one by one.
Sit back and enjoy a nice cold beer.

pull him up mank waddafuk
it even made a eagle

antifa/10

>why so mad?

user just realized Trump 2020 is already in the bag.

Ok reddit

slow down edgelord

>Make him make a verbal contract, recorded on my phone and one other device that if I save him I get $100 Million dollars.

That's how you 100% end up in prison for extortion.

That's not how contracts work you retard.
Also you probably wouldn't have time for that either way

Boring fags think everyone is American. Couldn’t give a shit about your election. I just think he’s a fucking idiot and an asshole and I’m happy enough ridding is all of his odious presence.

he ends up with 100 million doll hairs

>100 million doll hairs
>doll

Stop before some guys starts posting Santa.

submerge the whole building in 5 feet of water. If they want to live, they'll swim out.

As for Trump though, save him and pick his brain on the JQ.

Trump's like 240 pounds. What sort of 'man' can't drag 240 pounds?

I would tell him that i am the working poor with a bad back so i cannot help him .checkmate .

what ever it takes to save the god emperor in his time of need any thing else is Hershey you fucking cuck

Luke vs. Lumiya

Help him up and then ask him to legalize weed and end all drug tests obviously

>What sort of 'man' can't drag 240 pounds?
The average californian nu-male

I am supposed to piss on Donald Trump if he's on fire, right? So I piss on him, aiming for his eyes and mouth and nostrils

>Help him up
>Give him a weapon
>pic related

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Save him, obviously. Human life is too important to be a petty immature baby.

>buncha homos ITT
facebook live dat nigga's 'fall from grace'

piss on his face and if that don't do it, i'll stomp on his fingers

but user

you sit down to piss...

I'd let him die because he is too heavy for me to lift him up and I don't want to be pulled down and die with him.

Help Dolan up

what's your point? piss is piss

Save him, I dont need the secret seat making my ass go dark a few days later.

>Trump's like 240 pounds.
Ahahahaaha. Keep kidding yourself.

Help him up then make gay love to him.

Help him up. His death would make things way worse than they are as hard as that is to accept.

And also, since when is 240 pounds NOT considered to be a fat fuck.

Wouldn’t let even him die.

I can fap to this

I'd pray to god that he'll get help.

>help him up
>get handsomely rewarded

Underrated post

>Stand and watch
>see how long the fat fuck can hold on
>see how long it takes for him to reach the ground
Not politically motivated, I just couldn't care any less about him or anyone else.

I'd tell him that helping him would just hurt him because this way he doesn't learn to help himself. The real help is when you help someone learning to help himself.
t. boomer

He's also like 6'3", but 240 was a fairly accurate figure.

usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/02/14/donald-trump-weighs-243-pounds-doctor-says-after-physical/2846158002/

>WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump weighed in at 243 pounds during his physical last week, an increase of four pounds from last year that makes him technically obese, according to a report released Thursday by the White House.

>Trump's blood pressure, 118/80, was about the same as last year (122/74), while his cholesterol was down to 196 from 223 last year. The president has also had an increase in dosage of rosuvastatin (also known as Crestor), a drug designed to help reduce cholesterol levels.

>"It is my determination that the President remains in very good health," said Dr. Sean Conley, the president's physician, in the report released by the White House.

>The administration released the report in the midst of a busy news cycle, just minutes after officials announced that Trump would declare a "national emergency" at the border in a bid to obtain funding for a border wall.

>Trump – who once described his exercise regimen as "I walk, I this, I that" – has long faced questions about his health. Last year, he was weighed at 239 pounds, giving the 6-foot-3 president a body mass index of 29.9, just under the level of 30 that is considered obese.

>After the release of details from his latest physical, doctors on social media noted that Trump's height and weight give him a BMI of 30.4, just over the line of obesity.

That said, BMI is just a chart that doesn't factor in the general build or muscle mass, just a height/weight ratio really. He's overweight, but he could do a lot worse than 243. A veritable 'fat fuck' though, I'm not so sure. But then again, maybe it's a matter of I can lift and you cannot.

You lose, he doesn’t give you shit. Goes on tv says you thanked him and cried. Misremembers your name.

Help him kick Hillary Roddam off his leg then help him up.

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This. Don't forget suck his dick. Very important.

Crush his fingers till he falls off and brain matter is all over the pavement.

Top kek.

I got news for ya... nobody is pulling that fat ass up off the ledge. he's like 400 pounds and his fingers are always covered with fried chicken juice!

take a piss

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Beta spotted.

If I helped him up they would just say "The guy who saved him used two hands. Really? Two hands for Trump?"

Trump has no concept of gratitude or loyalty.

2019 and the only valid talking point is still hillary clinton

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I pull him up, then we 2v2 and curbstomp you and your boyfriend

Underrated

That isn’t extortion

You had to wait exactly 69 replies to bust out that excuse though.

that's a dubious supposition at best, user. The only way he's not a nigger is if he's more of a jew than a nigger, and personally I think he's more nigger than jew.

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Pass your wallet. Theres no way I can support your weight.

Simple, I'd let him pay me for my assistance. Money is money, folks.

He must be on your mind a lot. Pretty crazy you even know who our president is. I couldn't name your leader/dictator/fag in command if you asked.

Help him, there are only 2 People on earth i wouldnt help, Bill Clinton and Tony Blair

Ask him for his papers. Have to make sure he isnt an illegal. Helping illegals is against the law

You're all on a list now

Better yet, you must choose between him and Hans Gruber.
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most us fags have never left their own state, so that's no surprise
most of you guys have the education of a farm animal

I would lean forward, take him by both hands... and yeet cheeto benito off the ledge.

I wouldn't help Bill Maher, admitted pedophile and proud owner of Kid Love Productions.

Fly, Captain Bone Spurs, fly!

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Unzip my pants....

Ask for some real estates as compensation.

I would offer to help him up but it wouldn't help none. His fatass dead no matter what I could do.

>butthurt over Bill Clinton and Tony Blair
waahh--waahhh.

Ask him to dance like pic related if he wants my help.

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this, I don't care if he hates black muslim girls like me

obviously help the glorious leader

nothing at all, just watch him struggle until he gives up and dies.

He got himself there & needs to learn about personal responsability

Not a damn thing. I doubt hes ever alone, and if I approach him, even to help, secret service gunna kill me

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1. piss
2. empty magazine

Save him
Be national hero
Go on talk shows
Get rich

Wouldn’t think twice about doing humanity a favor & letting the punk ass bitch fall to a deservedly gruesome death. Seriously.

Save him
Thank u, next

Help him up and ask for money... duh...

of course I'm going to help him up, he doesn't deserve a death like that.

help him up,
whisper in his ear
"lets trigger the faggots and niggers even harder this year"
and give him a pat on the back

According to his doctor, he's in excellent physical condition so I'd let him pull himself up. If he failed in doing that I would still provide no assistance.

Fake. that weak ass clown can't hold his own body weight with those tiny hands long enough for anyone to take a picture or try to reach him before he fell creating a black hole of lies and orange goo when he landed

get out reddit

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What are you, some kind of felon?

Shit on this israeli cocksucker's face.

Ask for naturalization paper, so I can have 'murican passport.
If this faggot says no - piss in the mouth.

Run. Holy shit I didnt know he could scale buildings this tall so easily