celeb thread
Celeb thread
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i have posts to make
ouch, burnt
beady beady beady
she must have forgotten to bring one of her lotion boys that day
Holy tits
where do I apply tho
And I guess we're all gonna die (my home)
And take everything under the sky (is nothing... to you)
Skies they bleed infecting the land
Oceans they vomit onto the sand
Wind so foul, a putrid reek
Animals they scream in disbelief
And I guess we're all gonna die (our lives)
And take everything under the sky (are nothing... just Used)
secretary of state probably
m'thread
gotta first work 2 years in her cum farm, where you'll be hooked up to a pump all day
cara can't afford gucci?
m'dingus
Billy Guylish, anybody?
m'qt
that sounds quite painful
me, im into it
Sounds heavenly
*tips*
n'you
Totally straight to be into it. Any other girls you want put through the filter, user?
Quit it with the Kardashian shit. I'd rather fuck a tranny than touch that bitch.
it may be, but its necessary
no one cares
go fuck a tranny then
cool story fag
this pic of scarlet
samefag alert
What a weird way to say you wanna fuck a tranny. You wanna fuck a tranny dude then go for it. No need to blame a woman who doesn't even know you for that.
no u tho
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
your tranny await
get em beady
tragic
based Keith
>Clearly Parliament will have to back the deal. No becuase Boris will be legally obliged to seek an extension
>SNP do what they do and will abstain most likely since they left about 20 minutes ago . can't go more than 90 minutes without booze
>SIT DOWN
As we drive through the city
>tariffs on french plonk No wonder so many single cat ladies are remoaners
>jew knows second referendum will summon hitlers spirit back to earth
Itll be around half past half
OUR JEW
*sip* those were the days
this lad has got a north east accent and we all voted leave here, turncoat bastard
>Mike gapes ooo er
BACK TO THNE PEOPOAOE. getting really boring just a bunch of fucking morons
>.
>When your wife's son texts to ask why you aren't home already
b-based Jew?
HAHAHA BASED JEW Corbyn rekt
i thought she said IsRAIL isRAIL had to go back and rewind.
god you're borin
>more kikery claims to be a remainer
>yid immediately threatens us with recession lel
Really rare to be running this late.
he got into Eton on a scholarship, dammit
Ohh, sorry now I get it Here's america's hottest white woman
Jews support Brexit? We are deffo leaving then, they will make sure of it
so it does ps. bowden was killed by spencer
Nah, they are too cucked for that, although they would vote for a second or third referendum.
size of his lugs
It's funny when we do it though
it's like babylon 5 season 5
> post your foot cunt
wtf jew is dropping the redpills?
Julia Lopez (I think)
SHUT IT DOWN
>Prime cut Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well
Mike Gapes thinks that Boris is an Alt Right Russian agent
>nigger crystal
absolutely disgusting
>having a referendum so people can vote on whether they want the brexit that they still haven't got yet
>Parliament CLOSING Tonight: Final vote on whether to hold General Election Incoming >LIVESTREAM HERE parliamentlive.tv
>its a BD gets triggered for being a faggot episode
>yid immediately threatens us with recession lel
Jezza getting #rekt by a Jew Momentum FUMING
Its got royal assent. Corbyn said he wants the bill to pass before an election. Now its passed he has backtracked
i thought she said IsRAIL isRAIL had to go back and rewind.
IT'S FUCKING MIDNIGHT JUST VOTE ALREADY
so it does ps. bowden was killed by spencer
Even this very dry debate is infinitely more exciting than the typical senate session
punished labour jews voting with the tories
>Fiona Hill, Former Joint Chief of Staff to Theresa May
DIVISION
>Prince Philip had his way with prime 13 year old Elizabeth end me now
Because they are labour mps
All feet are disgusting, except cat feet
>Corbyn is literally hitler How long did it take lads?
Post your fucking foot.
>tariffs on french plonk No wonder so many single cat ladies are remoaners
>SIT DOWN
imagine larping Parliament closing is more important than allowing it to reopen again.
Stop keeping my hopes up
He's Shitting it because Labour will become the Lib-Dems of the Parliament.
Is this the end of democracy lads?
Holy shit fox news is streaming this. How late is it over there? Is this common for thing like this to run so late?
at the risk of being permabanned from /pol/, I admit that I voted remain but changed my mind as a result of the establishment reaction proving that the EU doesn't give a fuck about democracy
Corbynites BTFO
there is no need to be upset
why you gots to fight me on this :c
you need comforting bd?
lads are we wanting a GE or nay?
Gammon Zero
Siddown
The lads were dumbstruck. Based Keith indeed
the Ayes were much louder than the Nos, Labour clearly embarrassed by their position here
Is it a Parliamentary law to have 3 points, reasons, or examples? So boring.
WTF IM BRO CORBYN NOW
HERE'S THE JEW
absolutely disgusting
they changed their name again, now they're just called Anna Soubrey
>he lied about wanting to suspend parliament what was that?
Saved more for the Conference buffet
JUST FYCKING VOTE
No, that's what she says herself
He's earned that knighthood a lot more than Cressida Dick has
>natalie bennett ?????????????
Only so we can send Israel 350m a week instead of the EU like the burgers do
why is that same woman who was interrupting ian austin now in front of this guy? does she follow the jewish mps around the chamber?
>says he won't talk for long >talks for more than 5 minutes
>Prince Philip had his way with prime 13 year old Elizabeth end me now
fucking kike
All feet are disgusting, except cat feet
DIVISSSIIOOONNNN
>muhh Winston Churchill's grandson
Are we the bad guys afterall?
>nigger crystal
>SNP do what they do and will abstain most likely since they left about 20 minutes ago . can't go more than 90 minutes without booze
he needs ashotgun to the face
hot
>Me.
>Upset.
Pick two.
I just woke up a few minutes ago, I'm doing fine. :]
time to make a choice anons
imagine the nigger smell of barnyard animals
ok no fighty
only smoochy
shakira > all
id rather you know we care about you, than complain about spam
gotta go shakira
hello
Shakira
Why would you make me choose?!
now kill yourself
shakira always
BD ROCKS
Nuh uh
How you doing tho?
Shakira overall but Bey was better in that video tbh
Fine by me ^3^
hey based bridebro
shakira on my face, beyonce on my dick
Lil Ari finally got a green dress!
Kys faggot
kek are you trying to be me?
I don't have that Zoe tho so thanks I guess
You're so sweet, thank you. n u n
Hello.
No we don't
:* :*
how are you all friends
relax bd, yw. what's on your mind?
I thought your into trannies?
Just woke up, went outside and my parcel was in the mailbox. It's a piece for a laptop I have but I have to take it apart to put it in and I'm too lazy to take it apart twice so I'm gonna wait for the other pieces to get here before I do. Just upgrading an old laptop, nothing exciting. :-/
And you?
Perfectly fine, how are you and the missus?
Nice and calm right now. :]
Nothing on my mind really, how about you?
y u spammy just now? o__O
He's a piece of shit
his usual call for attention when he gets triggered by a thread
im drinking wine, and wondering about you. You're like a celebrity around here
youtube.com
a celebrity like charles manson or adolf hitler
almost slightly sleepy, hows you today?
I'm doing alright, slow days lately but summers almost over.
If you have a mailbox why were you worried about sleeping and missing the parcel?
people with haters? sounds about right
anaposter, you make my day sometimes
Killer tits
yeah, pretty widely hated for being pieces of shit, with a few sympathisers
Kim is a goddess
I can't say why because people will do it on purpose.
Wine is my favourite to drink if I'm getting buzzed for fun but I go with whisky if I'm looking to get really smashed.
>You're like a celebrity around here
I suppose that's a compliment? lmao
This isn't normally a song I'd listen to but it's pretty good and upbeat, sometimes I fall into the trap of listening to my sad piano music when I'm drunk and it goes downhill fast.
Any occasion you're drinking for? :]
I was worried it wouldn't fit in there. o n o
Worst case scenario it doesn't fit, I miss it and then I have to walk my ass out of town for 45 minutes, pick it up and then come back, I wasn't really interested in doing that kek
>summers almost over.
It's sad when you say it like that. How many more days left?
worship
Incredible
If you insist
how do you cope irl. you obviously don't throw a bunch of dick pics and fag porn at people irl.
and two white winter puffy ear muffs as well!
Kim makes it easy
>I can't say why because people will do it on purpose
It’s posting Kardashians isn’t it
im drinking because i took the time to drive 40 miles to town for supplies, i dont live in the city.. im in a lava cast forest
i'm definitely complimenting you oh master of chaos. But everyone deserves a kiss once in a while
Well I meant my summer break is ending kek, I'm back on Friday
Real summer doesn't end til like the 23rd though, so there's still some time left
doesn't leave his apartment and doesn't have much family left
anyone he doesn't like or if someone calls him out
deepnudeDOTto
For your celeb nude needs
¡merch!
how the fuck does he earn a living? at some point you have to do with real people, even if it's just to fill out paper work to get his retard check.
Kim makes me want to spray
I totally didn't miss those smooches
I was just saving them for later :3
Her curves are perfect
I'm nothing like I am IRL as I am on here.
>im in a lava cast forest
Wew I didn't know that. I guess both of us live a good ways away from the city.
Do you listen to piano music at all? :3
The days summer ends doesn't really matter IMO, it's the weather that does. It's still alright here but it gets down to 4C at night already so... :--/
>I'm back on Friday
Forgive me for not knowing but are you back in the city that you're going to university in?
thats pretty much her sole purpose, to be a ball drainer
I like all the Shakira lovers.
because you have too
perfecto :3
goodnight you
She does a very good job of it. God those tits.
she's quite good at it
dick just twitched
sleep tight
that's what i'm asking what do you do when people irl do shit you don't like. you obviously can't sperg out like you do here or you'd get your ass kicked.
it's the same for me, bey just looks more sexy and curvy in the video. I find myself watching her a lot more
good old dick twitch
her tits are her ultimate weapon
Gaga does pretty well at it too
he spits on poor pizza womyns
of fuck haven't jerked to gaga before
Def
She knows how to use them
she's got nothing on the whole kardashian clan, as far as ball draining
like if I had to chose one it would be shakira since she is one of my first celeb crushes but a threesome between them would be legendary
you know piano is very similar to the violin, when reading music. I've played the violin most of my life.But i was raised listening ot music like this, my tastes vary widely
youtube.com
she knows what she be doing
I love how much shes showing off
nobody compares to Nicki
don't hurt yourself
for sure
she's got that wild sexual energy while not being as attractive as the klan, she knows how to treat her fans well
She has great tits
Fucking hnghhh
leaking already
she's perfect
dissapointed she's not marrying me
she just loves showing them off
tranny
yes she is, specially her ass
Making a career out of it
I hope you try to enjoy it, I would if I were in your shoes. I wish I was back in school.
Do you enjoy it for the most part? :>
Having a wider tastes just means more music for you to like!
>I've played the violin most of my life
DAMN, I played the fiddle for six years, I was pretty good at one time, but that was so long ago now. Also used to play the clarinet. Always wanted to play the piano though.
How did you get into playing the violin, parents? :3
Datass
she's a whole lot more talented, but those kardashian bimbos empty out my sack
gooooood
Loves being a tease
whole lot of ass
Updated list
RIP WILL
RIP MJ
RIP SMILES
RIP PIX
RIP LILYPOSTER
RIP EMS
RIP KEVIN
RIP NESSA1
RIP NESSA2
RIP PUREFU
RIP MORSEY
RIP DB
RIP KATEANON
>Gaga
>Kim
>Kylie
>Nicki
Jesus, this is literally a nightmare thread
Who you like user? I'll post some for you.
I do like it a lot :3
Add me to the list pls
and a great one at that
I think Kim may be smarter then she lets on but I don't really follow them that much beyond fap material, gaga is one of the few actually talented people in pop today
I hope she does nudity like Kim
just give Nicki your attention and don't bother with the rest
You're not dead tho ...
You're talking
pretty nice thread
your gay is showing
Well they are great tits
may have to
Hnghhh
Praying for that every night
Be the change you want to see
true
Will, Pix, Purefu, DB and Kateanon are still alive at least.
o v o A happy Hershy is a happy thread!
I think he means on the inside... kek
>How did you get into playing the violin, parents?
i followed a girl i liked to the orchestra room, in 3rd grade.i've played ever since. It's very attractive that you play it too, wow. things happen for a reason you know
>Will, Pix, Purefu, DB and Kateanon are still alive at least.
I haven't seen db or kate all day
will, and purefu are too irregular.
pix is pix
So fucking big
If she goes nude imma break my dick
>nobody knows earthboi
neither are most the people on that list lmao
smiles all round c:
>i followed a girl i liked to the orchestra room, in 3rd grade.i've played ever since
thats gotta be the most adorable thing I've ever read
same, they're all just fap material to me. no doubt gaga can sing, i just don't care for pop
so you became a stalker at a young age. how interesting
ofcourse you do
>neither are most the people on that list lmao
if they haven't posted in the last 24 hours they are
D-E-D DED
big and milky
its not weird if you're attractive looking and you actually get the girl
Oh god, I'd love to be breast fed by her
Same
pure hhnnngggg
>I think Kim may be smarter then she lets on
Nah, Kris is the brains behind the Kardashian brand to be fair to her.
>your gay is showing
Ironic you're posting Gaga then. If I was gay I'd probably worship her, no?
>Well they are great tits
Well that's what both of them have going for them I guess
>they're all just fap material to me
and thats all I really care about
>i followed a girl i liked to the orchestra room, in 3rd grade.i've played ever since
Too cute! That would have been such a good love story. :3
They do happen for a reason!
Pix was here last night, and Purefu poked his head in today
Shes got such a tight body
fap wise sir
>thats gotta be the most adorable thing I've ever read
happy to make you feel that way, it being my life makes it a little more nostalgic and unimpressive to myself, lol
She knows shes just stroke material
~~neat~~
>poked his head in today
So did DB and EMS
may have a point with kris, don't really know
and she probably loves it
Oh ok. Sorry :(
>EMS
Don't lie to me.
would be something special
Why do you think she shows off so much
Moar tranny Emma Watson...
how is this then?
Jesus Christ
no lie
Will do user
good point user
Sexual appeal equals money. Everyone knows that
God damn
damn
Post archive or I'll kms
love those big milky nips
gladly
deeeelicious
>Too cute! That would have been such a good love story. :3
i once saved an apple jolly rancher(that i saved from that girl i used to love) for 5 years just to have a (shitty)friend find it hidden away and eat it, breaking my heart into pieces. life right
...
Those tits make me want to pump hard
they're too easy to unload to