Hey Yea Forums, what do think is the most rare thing that has happened to you...

Why don’t you apply for a job at some fast food joint? Easy minimum wage and gives you some time to think about what to do. 22 is a child basically, you have plenty of time. Hit community college and transfer to 4 year.

The most rare thing i have is my ability to fit in with the spastic retardation that is the chans, while keeping my façade of being a normie

> façade
> I’m not a retard

No I'm pretty sure im retarded, just no one notices. I dont drop my spaghetti in public, i dont struggle with women or with friends.

my brother believes he can heal lung scarring with the power of jesus

Born and raised Muslim but became atheist.
Survived cancer.
Survived two murder attempts.
Have multiple concussions causing me to hallucinate and have amnesia from time to time.

Choose whatever you like my nigger.

Are you in a college?

I was a student pilot once and have entered and recovered from both a spin and a spiral. Later I was a hobo and have ridden a hopper across a causeway with open ocean on both sides. Not many people can say both of these things.

holy shit born muslim and survived two attempts on your life. it sounds like your birth right to have an attempted murder but i'll take a swing at that.
>cyber stalked by a young girl online who couldn't accept being let down.
>hit my head on a desk at least twice from drinking
>witnessed the aftermath of an attempted suicide/homicide on a sibling of mine. both lived
>flatlined twice in a hospital from drug abuse
>survived a poor suicide attempt
>actually managed to curb my alcoholism despite all that

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did other muslims try to murder you because of you becoming atheist?

Shot someone in the states, and shot someone overseas. Bang bang.

Nope.
First time was a fight gone bad when I was around 15. It was me against 3 other shitskins. Sent two of them to hospital and gave them scars by stomping on them. Third one ran away. I think I got two concussions from that fight.
Second time was another fight and the things had calmed down so I was just minding my own business when he came with a knife. Knocked him out while he was unfolding it. I think it was rusty so it got stuck. He was half my size, a skinny manlet so not a big achievement but apparently he had told a few other guys that he was going to "end my life".

I did get death threats for being an atheist and I'm on a ban from re-entering that shithole because I shared some atheist stuff online.

What can I say? I was born against my will.

Those all actually apply to almost everyone on this board. Nice try though.

I am also 22, had a job once but only worked it for 4 months, and a kissless virgin, who considers himself relatively average, living with his mid-middle-class mother

You aren't alone

The same ex-muslim guy here.
I can assure you that it's not a religion of peace from personal experience. I have been discriminated a lot for just being a few shades lighter than the rest of them. Plus if you ask any further details about their "Allah" they start losing their shit, even if you're just curious. I thought it was a cultural thing until I got to talk to Muslims from Africa and other Middle Eastern countries. Intolerant, retarded hypocrites.

I've survived multiple horrific car accidents and 4 major disasters when I shouldn't have

*was*

You’re depressed in the sense that you’re in a non-motivated State. I’m there with you. Things that have brought me out of it before are obsessive interests, relationships, and school. Though I’ve quit my most recent hobby, am taking a leave from school, and have been single for a year now. My life is falling apart and I don’t know what’s left for me.

Try community college. If you can, make friends. Get on tinder. Be honest. If you’re clever you could make your profile a spin on your lack of relationship experience.

You’re only 22, you have the whole world in front of you.

Even if you’re depressed, just give something a shot, go outside and listen to music on a walk and get inspired or something, idk. I think I’m trying to give myself advice right now. I’m 27 and I wish I could go back to being 22 so I could change what I’ve done.

My IQ is 131, which means i'm in the top 2% of people when it comes to intelligence. Dats bretty rare

born in europe

socially inept parents who actually managed to amass wealth

Based

This is how I feel. Fuck. I think people honestly don’t tell me I’m weird to my face because I’m just ever so slightly normal enough that they feel it’s not necessary.

I have this

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hey i'm that guy who talked shit about your birth right. that's fucked up man i respect you for having an opinion on atheism while it's frowned upon in your culture. i grew up with two guys like you and their stories were similar. one of them actually had to kill someone. i don't talk to either of them anymore. shit happens.

i eat boogers

me too, helps with your immune system actually

Good job brett

passed a full on kidney stone at 5 years old, shit you not. Worse pain I have ever and probably will ever feel.

Once I picked up a ringing street phone just for fun. The man on the other end asked me if I was followed, and if I was alone. Scared the shit out of me.

Holy shit. Sounds fun.

This pretty much describes all of you NEET faggots. You're not special by any means, just stupid and completely worthless.

Well you can always draw strength from that. Everything ever will be easier than what a five year old you already survived.

Pectus excavatum?

Actually rare thing? I make a living off of selling semi precious and precious gemstones. I do prospecting in upper Minnesota down through Arkansas. My best find was a 375 lb solid lake superior agate with no inclusions. After all the lapadary work was done and mounted in jewelery and sold, I had made over 75k profit. Took 3 years to move it all.

I'm going to collect numbers of payphones and start calling them this way.

Nothing based about it. It's kinda just common sense at this point.
And just to be very clear, a tiny percentage of them are actually okay. But even then, beware of talking to them about religion. Avoid it at all costs!

I'm not in contact with most people I've known my whole life. Like my family etc. I don't regret it though because most of them are somewhat backwards and shitminded.

it6s true i hardly ever get sick

Yet you can't type

>Pectum homossexualis

At the age of 16 i mounted my step mom for about 5 minutes and i jerk off to the thought of it to this day.

Both of my parents had cancer, my mother died with leukemia, my father with another cancer grade 4 now surviving with it, i'm blind af, with glasses i can see around 70% of things(legally blind), i'm not good with girls, both my parents are white, my sister Caucasian, i'm just kind of white/brown shit, but at least i'm happy.

Had a threesome with my wife and her big tittied cousin.

I got shit on by a flock of pigeons at age 6. To this day I have an irrational fear that I will be infected by parasites from a pigeon that will attack my nervous system, kind of like that episode of House.

I have Poland Syndrome--no pec on the right side. Incidence is 1/100,000. Didn't know it was a thing until I saw a cardiologist.

how does it feel for someone to munch you in the pecless part of your chest? Is it more painful because there isn't that fleshy cushion to take the damage?

It feels just the same as any other unpadded part of the ribcage, though the nip on that side isn't as fleshy or sensitive. The worst part of it is that there's no getting /fit/ without emphasizing the asymmetry even more

yes give me ur name