Rekt thread

Imagine flying from Norway to Morocco to be beheaded

I wasn't aware Morocco offered these assisted suicide services

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Electrocuted

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Sometimes i get electric shock too when touching escalators like wtf.

holy shit

Cat fuckin a dog lol the irony is real

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More of these plz

i don't understand ?

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where the head light at nigga

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Does someone have the vid of the guy with the dog? Tryna find it for my mate

fucking moron

Horses are so fucking stupid. Killed itself

No fuck off

Post the video of fat ass shoving rat up his ass

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saints row 2 milk bones cheat

he knows da waï

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What happened ?

The cowboy (un?)consciously forced it to, friend.

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horse got a bit spooked b4 goin out and started kickin off

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Spongebob! The bus is here!

Why are these 2 pussies running away?

:(

Looks funnier on tape

might get burnt

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Story behind this one?

shitskins be like a good childhood birthday be too spicy

>Does someone have the vid of the guy with the dog? Tryna find it for my mate

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man must be a horrible death, being cooked alive in tar

happy fappening

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how

Dog must like fish.

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Thats a guy

NO, DOG HAS TO LIKE FISH REEEEEEEE

Yeah so? Doesn`t change the fact that the dog must love fish.

Bump for dead niggers.

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Its in every post and you can't find it?
Lmao

Oh my fucking God.

damn. that ones just brutal chief

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this is how you upbring a school shooter

>that fucking filename

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it's on here
bestgore.com/animal-encounters/pitbull-emasculate-alleged-underage-rapist-latin-america-dog-lynch/

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Hot.

Topkek

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hey can i get rekt dogs?
ive seen some dogs flayed alive and stuff like that
thanks

Why didn't the water put it out?

She tried putting gas in an electric car

the presidents of the usa will never record again

go go go Brazil

Somebody call Captain Disillusion for this shit

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story

Off-duty female officer in Brazil stops a robber.

I love that one. After the stick figure wiffs it, they just look at him for a sec, like, well wouldn’t look at that, he wants to get knocked out. Okidoki then. & he flails and falls in a disjointed birds nest of arms and legs. Delightful.

dubs, where get drugs liek these?

It had to be a fucking nigger.

If it helps, he was probably in shock and unconscious almost instantly. It would've been relatively quick.

I've been bamboozled

crap tks AN

Absolute wife material.

story?

I did this once. It shot about a two foot spark out and knocked me on my ass. But I was like 6, not an adult.

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My late fiancee tragically died in a boat explosion a couple years ago. And going through her things, I found some nuts...

electrocution?

God i wish that where me

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is this ylyl?

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Nerve gas

someone do it

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lol homewrecker
Literally wrecked an entire homes worth of kids

darwin award?

how

thiss?

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Thank you user

chinese quality

I don't know what it is, but there's something very satisfying about watching these retarded biker fucks explode

Burpies kids. Always be ready.

moar

Well. I guess I asked for this.

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looks like some threw a grenade and the cop decided to kick away

but it exploded

That bullshit..I can hold a gas powered tamper with one hand...and drink a beer normally with my other hand......
GTFO with that staged shit

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>being this angry about a dude who just wanted to enjoy some bud light lime

tyvm

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Fake as fuck... stupid Trump supporter.

wow, he should be awarded a darwin award. he'd be better off just keeping the shield in place to block the shrapnel .

And he picks up the spare.....

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not all rednecks have that sense of coordination like you.

oh shit did his shit bust open at the bottom right..? cool

nerve gas

rip ghost rider lol

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Boy I'd love to meet the man who did that, so I could put a bullet in his head.

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We used to light our cigarettes in jail with a similar method

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>max STR and END vs max DEX

nerve gas sure is flammable

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the guy died before the ambulance got there.
Inspector Gadget Sayz:
This kids is why you don't go around robbing people in broad daylight in public..like these stupid fucking spics. Good on that cop lady for killin his supid fuckin ass...the world IQ just increased by .25 of a point

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Even the sign is winning

understandable

That's fuckin retarded. Did the cop go to jail?

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Anyone have that video of this niger woman laying on the ground and one dude is chocking her while sitting on her and he is yelling at her, and another guy is forcing a water bottle in her vagina every so often and putting water in het vagina and she tries to kick the guy away the whole time while yelling?

Shit was hot and funny.

how do chinese people manage to die in the most absurd ways?

Sounds like Indian degenerate behavior

nerver gas...damn is super efecctive

>bamboozled

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The guy had a gun

Post more rekt dogs to trigger fags.

i only have like a few and i got that one recently the rest everyone's already seen. how about you post some rekt?

lmao, the eagle is even baiting the bird to try again

Ah yes

traumatic dam.

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crack vertebral.

When will the chinese just finally accept they dont mix well with automobiles.

Rednecks are subhuman, prove me wrong.

I can't. I deleted my collection of edgy videos a long time ago. Also Yea Forums auto bans for the best dog reks.

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Nah, my neighbor did the same thing with his electric pet fence and his Trump signs because the retarded liberals kept trying to steal them.

why the fuck did you delete your fucking rekt folder you cuck?

no he didnt. he tried to pull his pants up dumbfucker he was

Because the FBI didn't like it.

Not enough watermarking.

Philip Brailsford, Az cop. Just got suspended for a season and reinstated him for a short time so he could get his pension.
Even fellow policemen want his head on a stick.

start rebuilding

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I know where those last few eggs should go

Of all the fucking times to hold a double carton of eggs fucking lol

that dumb bitch better pay for another dozen of eggs for that man.

Jesus Christ dude gets nerve gassed and only one person even cares smh

no. he did not.

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10 points for the win

>triggering fags

spotted the korean

If Asians are so smart then how come you never about this kind of shit in America.

I wish this had sound so I could hear him beg and plead before his life faded away.

Stupid "I din do nuffin" ass niggers.

Neither conscience noregrets.

You haven't been in enough rekt threads homie.

I hate that sop co bad

>hans siolo

on paid vacation in thailand

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This is why we need concealed carry allowances, so that dumb ass niggers and spics can stop causing crime in our cities.

Roll

Lol, ez I do that everyday

He's just doing his job as he was trained to do. Safety is number one priority in those situations.

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Motorcycles were a mistake.

mind telling me how he died?, watched plenty of rekt vids but i can't really get myself to watched people getting stretched out, is that how he died?

Just watch it you tard

rolling for glory!

because there's billions of them, they are like ants, when something goes wrong there's another to take their place.

>tosses gas on fire from gas can while guy stands on lumber
>doesn't toss flamming gas can in the fire
>gets set on fire when gas spills on him
>burns to death next to lake

Natural Selection?

But we didn't put the goddamn razors in the outlet at the same time with our bare hands! You put one in, then push the other one in with the plastic handle of the disposable razor. Then you touch them together with the same plastic handle. You don't just grab them shits with your hands and just stick the fucking razors in the wall. Even the dumbest nigger in jail wouldn't be that stupid...right...?

nah, feel free to kill yourself though

>Even the dumbest nigger in jail wouldn't be that stupid...right...?

I think you answered your own question.

Tard confirmed.

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I fucking hate people with expanding leashes. Keep the lead 2-3 ft max.

he fucking threw a shoe at him

top kek

Expanding leashes were a mistake. And I own two dogs.

to be fair he's probably in 5th grade

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true, it's not jeromes fault he was held back 3 times.

target fixation

People in China are slow to help because of some law, or so I've heard from these threads

as sad as that is, her fault for not paying attention or holding on to the strolller

>No safety precautions
And they say they will be superpower by 2020

same shit everyday

that's the subconscious at work, she secretly didn't care for her child.

This is where incels end up

and always that one retard who starts posting gore instead of making a thread for that then when he posts all 8 of his images the thread has died

Hate when that happens

fake and gay, nice zoom

Who's stupid? The idiot Trump hater stealing signs or the crafty Trump supporter who set this awesome trap.
Get rekt lefty!

help

that little loli was up to no good.

Nice. Surprise ending

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got a story for this man?, did the guy deserve it?

And these are the people we borrow from.

Is it wrong that i have a boner right now

That may have paradoxally saved his life. Jumping into the water from that height is like jumping onto the concrete.

ME TOO.. Omfg, I'm so glad there was no sound . :(

WHAT?

roll out

this is why i don't hero

Fucking pigs hahaha

Surely.

WHERE'S THE FEATHER!?

Ya fuckin dirty cunt.

Dogs are God's.

>Did the cop go to jail?

top kek

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Why didnt he just push it with his sheild dumb fuck

murphy's irish pub in memphis tennessee. now serving bbq!

I bet you're a fat virgin loser.

Can't get pussy so you want to see dogs suffer.

Cunt. I hope you kill yourself soon.

this is how they initiate ms-13 into the baby chapter

roll

More than 200 replies only 63 images/webms most of them nerve gas jokes. pathetic

rollin

lol what a dumb cunt

"Everybody, Cho Ho Lo just went down. Go raid his base!"

that's only in still water. the water was moving, so he would have been fine

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everybody deserves it, just some more than others.

>And these are the people we borrow from
No. These are the dregs that their system has produced. The most savvy and ruthless among them are the lenders.

Nope. that faggot still works as a cop. worst yet, on his gun in that very video, he laser-etched "you're fucked" right onto the gun itself. no faggot etches that onto a gun, unless they have evil intentions with that gun.

he was abusing his job, faggot. he could've had the guy lie down at the back end of the hallway and approached cautiously to make the arrest. instead, he asked the guy to approach closer and when the guy tried to pull up his pants, faggot cop got trigger happy. Even soldiers are trained that you don't fire until fired upon.

Gratz redneck, you can hold a beer better than an old man

felines are superior predators
it is known.

Guess I'm black

it would work, but you dumb ass crackers cant stop shooting schools and supermarkets.

I thoroughly enjoy seeing riot police getting fucked up.

Everyone involved in this was a faggot.

Stalled car faggots, THAT'S WHY YOU PULL OVER TO THE SIDE

SUV faggot, GET OFF YOUR FUCKING PHONE

Black Sedan faggot, THEY TAUGHT THE FUCKING 3 SECOND RULE IN DRIVERS ED!

Backflip faggot, stick your fucking landing!

rollllll
L

doesn't work without the sound, mongoloid

Imagine all the people
Killing in Aaaaaaaallah's naaaaaaaame....
Ooh ooh ooh.

Don't feel bad, folks. Natural selection in progress.

Cunts.

Jokes on you guys, this video was played backward. He was jumping UP onto the cliff.

(VERY CONFUSED)

Just natural selection at work. Nothing to see, folks.

"Stop being a pussy, faggot!"

HTTYD 4: The Return of the Dragons sure looks rad in live action.

Omg!!! 1v2!!!!!!! YEEEEEET

Am I seeing things or is there a person sitting on the motorcycle that has absolutely no reaction to any of that?

Fucking nerve gas gets them every time.

Epilepsy warning

"Fuck you, smalls. Boss said to make sure the job was done right or he'll have the both of us!"

"I know, nigga, but let me get a photo of his face to prove we did it."

"Fuck your photo, bitch. I'm here to do a job"

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I would fucking flay that husky alive if that was my dog.

Any dog that aggressive, is gonna do that to a kid some day.

No, you wouldn't cause by the time you would've been notified, that dog would've been in animal control's care.

didnt even get me nice try though

get fucked, this is why people carry guns

thats fucked up

Why should he react? He's wearing a helmet.

The victim's name is Daniel Shaver. He was allegedly pointing a firearm (later revealed to be an air rifle) out of the window of a hotel. In the full video, he is clearly drunk and scared, and the police are giving him multiple, complex commands and threatening to kill him if he doesn't comply. At one point, while crawling toward the officers, Shaver reaches back to pull his shorts up, and officer Phillip Brailsford opens fire with his AR-15, killing Shaver instantly. Shaver was unarmed at the time of the shooting.

Philip Brailsford was charged with second degree murder and later acquitted of all charges.

How to turn 3D anime into 2D anime.

>Nerve gas hurrr hurrrr
We get it reddit/newfag

because they're sooooooo smart that they don't have to follow rules and regulations, those would just slow them down

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He deserved it. Legend has it he killed the gunman's brother with nerve gas

Dont blame us, we are responsible with our weapons. It's usually an anti gun leftist that shoots up a crowd.

suspended for a season, what is this the NFL lmaoo

I'm confused...

So, he's like 25 or 26?

flickering dimly

what the fuck happened?

… Or the Yea Forumstard falling for such weak bait?

Hard to say based on the video. I've read of people stroking out after a clot builds up in their leg from the constant pressure of sitting on it, which can dislodge and go to your heart. really rare but it does happen in gaming cafes occasionally.

kinda

maximum kek

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Christ that's horrible. Did you see how badly that woman parked???

You're a nigger. Let me make it clear - I understand the need to put down a dog that has done something like that. They're dangerous. But you would flay it? I'd flay you. How about that? You would torture a dangerous, but unaware creature as an act of revenge? You're just as unstable as the dog in the webm, so you deserve a horrifying death instead of a quick one for some reason that only makes sense to you?

dumbass you can see the sparks

Then there's this retard.
I know mental functionality isn't your strong suit but, if you tried not being a complete fucking loser, you might not have a problem.

he a good boy tho, he paid for his own swishers, skittles and ice tea. none of that stealing shit.

The hull fills with gas fumes and catches a spark

Ollie, ollie, oxen free!

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user!

Come on guys we’re losing steam!!

I don't have the gory stuff because I'm not into that

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Sad. Nerve gas isn't a game

Bumping for this video.

wait wait wait the guy in front of the camera is left-handed... isn't that a sign of the devil in islam??

All ye all ye outs in free
Ffs

nogs cant swim?

Roll

Wtf happened here lol

thank goodness for the cameraman
he's the real hero

Can't control your animal, you don't deserve one.

Let's go boyos

Niggers are not human.
Rednecks are not niggers.
Thus, rednecks are human.
QED

god i hope i live

this user speaks truth

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Autistic cunt, I'll flay your mom's dry stinky dinosaur cunt flaps.

kek, both of you niggers aren't flaying shit
now go back to playing xbox

Rednecks are white niggers. Fact Checked, fake news

administrating nervegas in its solid form, effective

You're the filthy niggerfaggot here.
Get flay'd, pencil nigger.

Slow to help, quick to do more harm IT'S THE LAW!