The emperor has grown tired of your constant shitposting--It's off to the Colosseum with you. Sword in hand...

The emperor has grown tired of your constant shitposting--It's off to the Colosseum with you. Sword in hand, roll to decide your opponent:
>1: Lions, starved for three days
>2: Vin Diesel with a pickaxe
>3: Overweight Juggalos with hatchets, all on meth
>4: Hippos, very agitated
>5: An angry feminist with a chainsaw
>6: The cast of the last TV show you watched, armed with spears
>7: A pair of five year olds with a rocket launcher
>8: Silver-back gorillas on molly
>9: A US Marine with a katana
>0: Terry Crewes with a bottle of Jergens
Dubs is dropped into the spike pit instantly.
Trips goes free!
Quads kill the emperor and fuck his wife.

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Roll for Terry Crewes.

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I am not afraid. My gravity magic will CRUSH any foe into POWDER

Lmaooooo instant spike pit

Rollin

I feel like I could take him

roll for feminist so i can trigger her with showing off my toxic masculinity.

y'all are fucked

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hippos feminist Phisically the same

rolleer

So are you

I’ll bitch slap any nigga you send straight to the moon

3 ghet

Rolling.

railing

Jokes on the marine, I have spent years studying the blade.

Rolling

Bring me your wife

Rollin for glory

Im here to chew ass and kick gum, and im all outa gum

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Witness me

Non-white detected. Throw him in the pit

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Get me that Scutum and gladius.

I like hippos

Bring me a worthy challenge

here comes the quadsss

Gerry crews please

Fucking sweet

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Bring it on, fuckers. I'll cut anyone up.

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Bring it on, fuckers!

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Rollo

r

ROLLLLLLOINO

Sacrificing the crying user who crushed their nintendo switch on video after a bet.
You did good today where ever you may be, user.

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Hot dubs check'd

Oh god I hope it's the gorilla's.

roll, emperornigger

com´on BITCH
roll for the feminist

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lets see

hoping for 6, watching 2,5 men

Ya'll got the spikes nigger.

Cum is stored in the brain and i got a headache

It's rool teem

dvklmj

errr...

I'm unsatisfied. Let me die as a spiritual hero at least.

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im ready

Rollan

In

ROOOOOLL

Yeet

roll

Shit

rolled

Roll

Roll

I'm goin in boys

Roll for wife

Rollareno

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Guess I'm fighting Mind Hunters

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Time to do some damage.

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My body is ready

ROLLING TO WIN

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I seek thy hippo

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No man can beat me.

5 or 7,

Chainsaw isn’t really that big of a threat especially on a female, easiest.

7 doubt they know how to use it or aim probably more likely to blow themselves up, I’ll take my odds. Also you can probably shout at them to submission.

Rollin!

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Well fuck, army vet with a sword vs. a marine with a katana. This is about a 50/50 shot honestly.

Rall

I shall smite my foes.

R O L L

My moneys on the Air Force nerd, who drops a JDAM out of the sky on them at 1200mph.

Lucky bastard.

Wrong bet, more likely to hit a Red Cross location than their target

>USAF: hey now that we can haz all deez missiles + nukes, we can kill anyone anytime without even going there. All ye olde-timey branches r obsolete yo.
>
>All other branches: GD it, stfu Air Force, we need dem blank checks from congress to um maintain superiority an shyiet
>but boats r slow and lame
>but much powah projection
>that’s some asspensive projecting niggas, how about we just show those dudes the dark side of the plutonium moon hahaha
>but like, no, we need to have a lot of army guise die so ppl feel that war is noble
>but that’s gay
>fuk u ur gay
>no fuk u
>no u
>no u
>no u
>...ever since

A brief history of the post war American military.

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Just as well, then they can’t get blood transfusions when hey get malaria and dieeeeee

Kek

SILVER CHARIOT!!

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lol that’s been every single discretionary spending session since 1952

Gotta keep those outdated tank builders in Tennessee employed.
For... tank warfare lol

I killed the marine whose next

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you shoulda seen my sister as a goddamn beach ball

Do wat now?

Maximus rollius

I could easily take the 5yo's, they can't even lift a rocket launcher

SPQR!

Come on, you fuckers!

a gladius and buckler against pissed off hippos?
>Alea Jacta Est

lol, this is one of the best ones yet. rolling for the heck of it.

Rollerino

Rolling for 5 or 7.

Not even a chance :(
I came here just to fight 9/11 pilots

For the empera

lets go

Definitely rolling on this here one

In the words of Senator Corey Booker, "I am Spartacus!!!"

Woof, I just rolled angry feminist with a chainsaw. Is there any chance that I could simply fight the cast of The View?

Asdsd

5 7 0 trips!

Fuck yeah

R rrrrrrr rolling motherfucker give me Terry so I can admire his body

Do able its only a woman kek

Going free
And fucking his wife

Absolute mad lad right here

The Lord is with me. I believe in my Lord and savior Jesus Christ

I am not afraid

Give it to me baby

Mmmmmhhmmmmm

roll

Rolling. Hail Caesar

Rollll

rllif

There once was a dream called Rome

Rollin

Witness my digits.

5

Roll

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Roll

They see me rollin

Fucking juggalos

When is the emperor going to die?

Rewl

I volunteer to fight ALL the opponents cause I ain't no bitch.

Letsa go

Hoping for the chainsaw. It is not an effective weapon against even an untrained opponent.

oh fuck

I've come prepared

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