The emperor has grown tired of your constant shitposting--It's off to the Colosseum with you. Sword in hand, roll to decide your opponent:
>1: Lions, starved for three days
>2: Vin Diesel with a pickaxe
>3: Overweight Juggalos with hatchets, all on meth
>4: Hippos, very agitated
>5: An angry feminist with a chainsaw
>6: The cast of the last TV show you watched, armed with spears
>7: A pair of five year olds with a rocket launcher
>8: Silver-back gorillas on molly
>9: A US Marine with a katana
>0: Terry Crewes with a bottle of Jergens
Dubs is dropped into the spike pit instantly.
Trips goes free!
Quads kill the emperor and fuck his wife.
The emperor has grown tired of your constant shitposting--It's off to the Colosseum with you. Sword in hand...
Roll for Terry Crewes.
I am not afraid. My gravity magic will CRUSH any foe into POWDER
Lmaooooo instant spike pit
Rollin
I feel like I could take him
roll for feminist so i can trigger her with showing off my toxic masculinity.
y'all are fucked
hippos feminist Phisically the same
rolleer
So are you
I’ll bitch slap any nigga you send straight to the moon
3 ghet
Rolling.
railing
Jokes on the marine, I have spent years studying the blade.
Rolling
Bring me your wife
Rollin for glory
Im here to chew ass and kick gum, and im all outa gum
Witness me
Non-white detected. Throw him in the pit
Get me that Scutum and gladius.
I like hippos
Bring me a worthy challenge
here comes the quadsss
Gerry crews please
Fucking sweet
Bring it on, fuckers. I'll cut anyone up.
Bring it on, fuckers!
Rollo
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ROLLLLLLOINO
Sacrificing the crying user who crushed their nintendo switch on video after a bet.
You did good today where ever you may be, user.
Hot dubs check'd
Oh god I hope it's the gorilla's.
roll, emperornigger
com´on BITCH
roll for the feminist
lets see
hoping for 6, watching 2,5 men
Ya'll got the spikes nigger.
Cum is stored in the brain and i got a headache
It's rool teem
dvklmj
errr...
I'm unsatisfied. Let me die as a spiritual hero at least.
im ready
Rollan
In
ROOOOOLL
Yeet
roll
Shit
rolled
Roll
Roll
I'm goin in boys
Roll for wife
Rollareno
Guess I'm fighting Mind Hunters
Time to do some damage.
My body is ready
ROLLING TO WIN
I seek thy hippo
No man can beat me.
5 or 7,
Chainsaw isn’t really that big of a threat especially on a female, easiest.
7 doubt they know how to use it or aim probably more likely to blow themselves up, I’ll take my odds. Also you can probably shout at them to submission.
Rollin!
Well fuck, army vet with a sword vs. a marine with a katana. This is about a 50/50 shot honestly.
Rall
I shall smite my foes.
R O L L
My moneys on the Air Force nerd, who drops a JDAM out of the sky on them at 1200mph.
Lucky bastard.
Wrong bet, more likely to hit a Red Cross location than their target
>USAF: hey now that we can haz all deez missiles + nukes, we can kill anyone anytime without even going there. All ye olde-timey branches r obsolete yo.
>
>All other branches: GD it, stfu Air Force, we need dem blank checks from congress to um maintain superiority an shyiet
>but boats r slow and lame
>but much powah projection
>that’s some asspensive projecting niggas, how about we just show those dudes the dark side of the plutonium moon hahaha
>but like, no, we need to have a lot of army guise die so ppl feel that war is noble
>but that’s gay
>fuk u ur gay
>no fuk u
>no u
>no u
>no u
>...ever since
A brief history of the post war American military.
Just as well, then they can’t get blood transfusions when hey get malaria and dieeeeee
Kek
SILVER CHARIOT!!
lol that’s been every single discretionary spending session since 1952
Gotta keep those outdated tank builders in Tennessee employed.
For... tank warfare lol
I killed the marine whose next
you shoulda seen my sister as a goddamn beach ball
Do wat now?
Maximus rollius
I could easily take the 5yo's, they can't even lift a rocket launcher
SPQR!
Come on, you fuckers!
a gladius and buckler against pissed off hippos?
>Alea Jacta Est
lol, this is one of the best ones yet. rolling for the heck of it.
Rollerino
Rolling for 5 or 7.
Not even a chance :(
I came here just to fight 9/11 pilots
For the empera
lets go
Definitely rolling on this here one
In the words of Senator Corey Booker, "I am Spartacus!!!"
Woof, I just rolled angry feminist with a chainsaw. Is there any chance that I could simply fight the cast of The View?
Asdsd
5 7 0 trips!
Fuck yeah
R rrrrrrr rolling motherfucker give me Terry so I can admire his body
Do able its only a woman kek
Going free
And fucking his wife
Absolute mad lad right here
The Lord is with me. I believe in my Lord and savior Jesus Christ
I am not afraid
Give it to me baby
Mmmmmhhmmmmm
roll
Rolling. Hail Caesar
Rollll
rllif
There once was a dream called Rome
Rollin
Witness my digits.
5
Roll
Roll
They see me rollin
Fucking juggalos
When is the emperor going to die?
Rewl
I volunteer to fight ALL the opponents cause I ain't no bitch.
Letsa go
Hoping for the chainsaw. It is not an effective weapon against even an untrained opponent.
oh fuck
I've come prepared