Hey Faggots

Hey Faggots,

My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Good laugh everytime.

Hey un-insured faggots, My name is Geico Gecko, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day getting stupid assed insurance from other companies with limited coverage. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any real car insurance? I mean, I guess it’s fun hitting other cars and driving away, because of your own lack of driving ability, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your Ford Explorer. I’m pretty much covered. I was captain of the sales team, and starter on Geico Nascar’s racing team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn eSurance people”? I also get no speeding tickets, and have a banging hot Ferrari (I just blew by you; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Hey Fascist Pigs,

My name is Stalin, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are filthy, unworthy, nazis who spend every second of their day looking at Portraits of Hitler. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any copies of the communist manifesto? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of comrades because of your own incorrect political opinion, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than oppressing the proletarian masses.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was chairman of the Soviet Union, and hero of my motherland. What battles do you win, other than “invade Poland”? I also get large pieces of annexed land, and have a banging hot T-34-57 (She just blew up a panther; Shit was SO glorious). You are all filth who should just be put in a gulag. Thanks for listening.

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Do not try me, my fucking ass! All I needed was a chance of weakness. The second scream. Like white in rice. I'm more exactly like donkey chickens with you. I will break you, put on your pants and put it straight.
I know what you think. "Well, you can not go into your hard release." Do you think it's a game? Do you think I do not think that's a word? I'll set my chicken on your donkey. I'm getting started and getting started. And I'm on my ass.
Jesus, who made you sick of Christ, has corrupted me.

Faggot anyone here could fuck you up. You aint tough jersey boi. How bout I GTL you in the ass.

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Hey, Hey, Hey, my name is John, and I hate every one of you. All of you are fat, mind, not natural, they spend each day looking at pictures of ass. You have all the evil in the world. I have to admit that no one had all the vomit? I mean, I think it is the fun fun of people because of their own insecurities, but take on a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking your photos on Facebook. get on it. I learned that there is. I was almost full. I'm the captain of the basketball team and the team's starter. What sport do you play in addition to the "jerking naked drawn Japanese"? He also once and banging hot girlfriend (almost on the edge of me, nothing on both the money). You're all fags, that should be ubijelj. Thank you for listening to music. PIC related: me and my bitch

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Hey John whats up

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it’s fun stealing shopkeepers’ property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don’t be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than “commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves”? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

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I'm not a robot

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Hey Equalists,

My name is Tarrlok, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day learning chi-blocking in their basements. You are everything bad in this city. Honestly, have any of you ever bent any elements? I mean, I guess it’s fun whining about bender oppression because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than the Rabbiroos’ pro-bending record.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I am the ambassador from the Northern Water Tribe, and gavel-banger for the Council. What martial arts do you know, other than “poke benders in their pressure points”? I also am a top-notch Waterbender, and have the banging hot Avatar on my task force (She just captured some chi-blockers; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

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Hey, John!
Let's get drunk and go street racing next weekend.
It'll be a SMASH!

Crawl back to your tanning salon, mike "the bitchuation".

Hey Mexicans, my name is Donald, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, minorities who spend every single day being illegal and taking our jobs. You are everything bad in America. Honestly, have any of you every gotten any Green Cards or work Visas? I mean, I guess it's fun to ruin America's economy with your need for living wages, but you all take crossing the border to a whole new level. This is even worse than grabbing a woman by the pussy because she begged for it. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best lies. I'm pretty much perfect. I am a billionaire businessman, and I avoided paying a billion dollars in taxes. What have you done, other than bring disease and make my clothing? I also have the best words, and have a banging hot daughter (she just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all illegals who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my daughter

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Hey kiddos, My name is John, and what the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who haven’t graduated top of their class in the Navy Seals. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda‘? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people with less than 300 con?rmed kills, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than having no training in gorilla warfare. Don’t be another target. Just prepare for the storm, maggot. l’m pretty much perfect. l’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces, and I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. What secret network of spies can you contact, other than “hurr durr, anonomouse iz lejun”? I also am extensively trained in unarmed combat, and have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps. (It just blew up; shit was SO blast). You are all faggots who should have held your fucking tongue. Thanks for listening, you goddamn idiot. Pic Related: It’s me and my beach

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eternal classic

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S’goin’ on man,

Dang ol’, name’s Boomhauer n’ tellyawhat, hate erry single oneayou, knowudimsayin? All ya’ll fat, dang ol’, dumbusdoorknobsyankees, talkinabout, spend errydamnsecondoftheday checkin out du du dumb pictures. Talkinabout, damnwaste atime, yaskme, knowimsayin’?. For realman, anyo’ya’ll even, talkinabout, goin out to the club, getwhatimean, get somudatyaknow, WHOO WHOO, knowimsayinman? Talkinabout, y’know it IS purdyfun gettinon dang ol’ computer, and just click-click-click-click-click, thateasyman, gettinon the dang ol’ websites and just lookinatda dang ol’ picshas and bein’ like hehelookadis, man, knowimsayin, but tellyahwut, ya’ll takinittoofar man, tellinya, too far.

Don’t be, talkinbout, beatinaroun a bush, juslike, bestraightuptalkinabouttellitlikeit is. Dangol’, juslookatme,man. Gotnoproblemso’erhere,man, tellyouhwut. Gotmeset o’ weights, knowimsayin, jusgetonthatb-b-benchpress, knowimsayin, juslike twohunderdthreehundered pounds, justbelike SOOPSOOPSOOP, dangol, like40repsaintnothin, turnarounddangol, getouttomyridesallyman, revituplike VROOMVROOMVROOM, dangol, built hermuhself, knowimsayinman? Watyou uptoman, dangolgettinonthecomputer, justlike, typetytype, talkinbout, nakedcartoonsman. Tellyuhwutman, dangol, gotme3rdgirlthisweek, tookherhome, knowimsayinman. (Talkinabout, gettindownandirtywiththatmouthaction, knowimtalkinboutman? Justlikedangol, talkinbout, just like.. damn). Dangol, shouldbeashamed ayourselves. Tellyouhwutman, justtellinitlikeitis

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Greetings, varlets and sodomites!

I am Sir Jonathan, a knicht of the realme more worthie than thee, and i'faith I am a-fillen with naught but contempte for thee. Thou art fat and witlesse, wrecches who spend their every wakynge houre beholding carvygnes most profane. Thou embodiest all that be forsaken by God. In truth, I ask of thee the number of maidens thou hast deflowered. Certes, I hazard that to tell a jape most well-deserved will temper the tongue of a fool, but thy tongues lack wit. I'faith, 'tis more sinfulle than to waste thy seed by means of thy hand.

Approach me if thou darest. Spit thy envenomed words at me. I am a knicht most exemplary. I have earnt the lady's favour at many a jouste, and hunt both boares and fowles. What japes do thou partakest of, other than "pleasure thyself"? I also am learned in rhetorick and alchymie, and have the hand of a maiden fairer than the Ladye of the Lak (In truth, I have carnal knowledge of her, and 'tis a rare thing worthy of many a gold piece indeed). My argument proceeds thus, that thou art witlesse pitiful wrecches forsaken by God.

Behold here an image of my faire ladye.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of the animated chick from eSurance.
I will never stop

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To me, a bitch it? I graduated from the top of my class shields, I know, I joined the series of secret al Qaeda attacks and more than 300 people confirmed killing. The top of my training gorilla war and the entire US military sniper. You have nothing in me, but the next target. I wipe my ass on the occasion, never in this country, like my ass. Do you think you can escape by saying those things on the Internet? Think again, people who do not like it. As we talk about now, I trace his secret spy web through the US and your IP address, because of storms, worms, better prepared. The storm is cleared and we call poor man's life. You are a dead child. They can kill over 700 methods anywhere, anytime, but it's just bare hands. Not only that I received intense unarmed battle training, or have access to all weapons of the US Marine Corps, I am a perfect continent miserable face in my ass, a dog's feces I will use it to wipe. If you just knew your "smart" feedback scratches little rewards you need to fucking the language. , The current price, you will not be able to pay your bloodshed fool. I am drowning in it, very angry, the dog's shit is everywhere. You fuck a boy who dies.

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Yawn

DUDE THE FUCKING MEMES THAT CAME OUT OF THIS