What's the gayest shit you've done Yea Forums?

been spitroasted to 2 older men while I was wearing panties, thigh highs and lipgloss...but it wasnt really gay cuz I felt like gril

Proceed. What was your first experience?

>be me 14
>huge closet faggot
>be showering in the locker rooms
>was the first one to get in
>3 other guys get in
>one of them was a friend (who knew i was gay)
>back then i had a very feminine body, small dick and cute round ass (thanks mom)
>shower for a bit until
>they start to get close to me
>starting to get nervous
>they start to corner me and calling me names
>scared.png
>then they start to push me
>i fall down
>they order me to get on my knees or they would beat me up
>get on my knees
>they whip out their cocks
>"start sucking faggot"
>have no other choice
>begin to suck one guy and fap the 2 others
>i start to get hard
>continue this for about 3 mins
>another guy who was part of their group gets in the locker room and notices us
>they tell him to get in on the action
>they make me go on all fours
>one of them gets behind me
>puts his cock in butthole
>tries to put it in
>hurts like hell
>eventually his cock is in my ass
>starts to fuck me hard
>continue this for about 2 mins
>the guy i was blowing cums and makes me swallow
>like 4 secs later the guys i was fapping also cum and the guy fucking my ass busts his nut too
>i collapse, my mouth and my ass hurts
>they laugh and leave
>go home after that

In the next day (which was a saturday), my parents were out, and i got curious about my ass because even though it hurt to get fucked, it felt good, so i grabbed my deoderant and fucked myself, and had my first hands free orgasm.

I still fap to this day about this.
More?

Great it’s another circle jerk

Fucking hate 12 year old new fags
Let’s get drunk and talk real stuff

Posted my ass and discord here cause I'm horny and gay
Gabe#8678

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Welcome to b faggit

I've had 4 guys over in the past month, had sex with 3

I’ve been a femanon for 9 years, sometimes these are good. Most often not

placed an add and rented a motel room, best b'day ever.

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>talking to girl on Tinder
>around my age, couple of years older
>killer body
>ass like a ton of bricks
>fit
>wide hips
>slim waist
>fake tits which is usually a no go
>fuck it who cares
>she wants my dick
>go to her place
>nice house in Newport Beach area
>slightly taller than me
>I'm 6 ft
>probably nothing
>notice man hands
>hmm
>she drops lingerie
>definitely a bulge
>starts sucking my dick
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>we both strip down
>confirm he is a she
>and she said "Hey babe, take a walk on the wild side."
Last line aside, fucking A right I pounded that gayboys tight ass all night. So that was gay as fuck on my part.

I really wanna guy to barrow his head in my fat and make me sputter

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Kek

Was no NoFap for a 2 months, and I got so drunk and horny one night that I started posting on those sissy/trap threads on SOC. Long story short, end up being a e-sissy for some fellow for about a week. I'd basically do/send him whatever he wanted over kik.

Worst (hottest?) thing he had me do was go to Winners, pick up some women's underwear and dresses, and try them on in the change room while video chatting. The worker there gave me a weirdest look when I asked for the changeroom.

Moved from CA to TX ugh, seriously
>now live with GFs sister. Had a convo with the niece while she was in the shower,
I’ve been in love with my GFs niece for 3 weeks and it’s killing me.

GF Would flip out, if she looked at my phone,

I have been blowing a straight guy with a girlfriend for years at her house. Whenever she goes out I come over and suck his dick. He gets fully naked and I just take my pants off and I'm always wearing boys briefs. He always cums in my mouth and I swallow. He sleeps with other women but I think he knows its more trouble than its worth and is good with just using my mouth as a hole. Never wants anything to do with anal, just wants to get sucked off slow and sloppy.

I let my gf's little brother blow me now, and it's all her fault.

>18 sleeping over gf's house
>her moms away
>fuck n suck all over the house
>go to bed and sleep
>wake up few hours later
>the room is dimly lit
>my gf's head is on my chest
>she's stroking my cock
>she whispers, stroke it.
>feel another hand on my cock
>wtf
>she whispers, do you like his cock Ricky?
>WTF! her 14 y/o brother
>he strokes my cock for awhile
>would like to suck it
>yes please
>do it how I showed you with my dildo
>if Eric starts to wake up drop to the floor, I'll take over
>he starts to lick my cock
>she says you're doing good
>guys like it when you lick their cock
>now suck it
>good boy she says
>he sucked my cock my gf played with my balls
>I couldn't hold back anymore
>I let out a moan and filled his mouth
>in the dim light I could see she was looking at me
>she couldn't see I was awake
>he licked me clean
>he sneaks out of room
>a minutes passes
>I know you're awake

Impossible to beat eh?

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saw my neighbor spying on me so I started putting shows on for him.

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please

When I was single I would post my cock online for men to suck it. Was in my 20s so I got a lot of attention. Married guys were the best cock suckers. Loved it when they got so horned up that they had to start jerking their own cock. Also went to a glory hole.

Need more fag stories pronto

Girl fag preferred, will show mah tits if I get a good story

Used to use craigslist a lot to find guys to let me suck them off.
>Be me 18
>Find 40 something year old guy on craigslist at 3am
>He drives to me
>Pulls up in new Mercedes-Benz Coupe
>He is cute and little drunk, I'm nervous
>Drive to another neighborhood
>Park between two cars
>Start rubbing his crotch
>We are both raging hard
>Ask him to unzip his pants
>Pull out a thick 6.5 inch cut dick
>"Do you want me to suck it?"
>"YEAH"
>Open my mouth and slowly lower my head
>GULP
>Big dick fills up my mouth
>Out of body experience sucking it
>Going slow and he is silent
>Start going a little faster after a couple minutes
>Start sucking harder and sloppier
>Feel him getting harder in my mouth
>He yells "OH YEAH SUCK IT DUDE"
>Blows a fat load in my mouth.
>Has to pull his dick out of my mouth
>"I swalloed" I tell him
>"Good."
>He drops me off and I go home and immediately pull down my pants and jerk off in my diaper.

Fuck I have something similar

Share, I got another story even better if you tell yours. Also I've jerked off to this experience for over a decade because of how good it was.

Except mine is tinder lol.
> matched with a “couple”. Started talking to them and I forgot to mention I was in a relationship. (She was in corpus and I was in San Antonio at the time)
We decided to meet up and I mentioned that my apartment was free for a bit.
The wife was the only one to show up and she said that she’s the one who replied.
I’m like 150lbs with a fat ass lol but she stays
>put on ghostbusters cause I love Sigourney and we talked for most of the movie with my hands down her jeans, wouldn’t let me kiss her at or go down on her.
Then I moved -fml

Sorry it took me a while to type

typing mine now, hold on.

>be me 25
>haven't sucked dick in a while
>Find 40 something guy on craigslist
>He picks me up at 3am
>Drive to same neighborhood, different spot by pool
>No cars around, people driving on street can see the car
>Guy pulls out 7.5 inch thick cock
>Start sucking
>His dick is so big it is visible through driver door window
>His SUV is a hoarders mess, shit everywhere
>While I'm sucking I go down further and it ends up in my throat
>Had no idea I could deepthroat or men could deepthroat in general
>FUCKING JACKPOT
>Start furiously deepthroating his huge cock
>Huge amounts of spit and saliva keep forming and falling out of my mouth
>Its all over my face, all over his cock and car seat
>Dont care because his car is as messy as this blowjob
>A spit bubble forms while I'm sucking the size of a basketball and pops all over my face
>Sucking his dick like a $10 dollar crack head prostitute
>He is getting close to cumming and shoves my head all the way down
>BWWURP
>Blows his load down my throad and says SWALLOW IT
>Lift my head up
>I look like girl from Exorcist with huge thick spit splattered all over my face up to my hair
>I feel so ashamed like what if my religious dad knew I did this to another man?
>Were driving back and he asks me "So are you gay?"
>Tell him I'm not sure, just like sucking dick.
>We meet about another 8 times over the years.
>It was always good but that was the best time.

Dude, nice. I’ve only had that one tinder thing. That makes me sorta bi haha

I got fucked on cam and posted it to xvideos.com xvideos.com/prof-video-click/upload/spills1993/25983335/27/my_first_anal

I wondered when the spam would shout up

I used to use craigslist a lot to find guys to give blowjobs too. Probably sucked off around 60 different guys. Every single one of them came in my mouth. Those were the two best experiences though. Craigslist shutdown the personal ads and I don't want to use Grindr so I have just been seeing the same guy about once a week for a couple years now.

I know you ain’t into this shit but lemme get comfortable. And more drunk

What you got planned?

Hold on let me get something more to drink, you’re getting a panty shot is all

Nice. Aint nothing wrong with that.

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Lol bummer

Not bad, I like Vodka and ice.

Tasteless

But that's actually me being fucked

Yup,

a guy stole something i can (and will) sue over from me so i looked up gay porn mailing lists, vacation sites, lifestyle magazines, degenerate sex toy catalogs, etc. and i doxxed him and started signing him up on every single one i could find including his work address and i hope i ruin his reputation and after lawsuit his life because fuck that faggot

I’m a porn hog as much as you are bud, but no

I can't jerk off to porn if the guy doesn't have a big dick. Never watched gay shit but that's a deal breaker for me

I used to suck dicks of "striaght" boys behind the baseball field. A female teacher came up to me on day and told me she could see what me and my "friends" were doing everyday and I needed to do it somewhere else. Pretty hot to think about how many people probably saw me.

I once shaved my pubes. It burned like shit when I walked. Bad times, man.

Alright one more story.
>eh like 2012 ish. At the army ball. Everyone gets drunk as fuck. I didn’t have a date cause I’m the chubby
>after party everyone takes shots. I’m drunk as fuck
>everyone is going to their rooms and a couple of girls want to stay together so I offer up my room as a place to crash.
>wake up at like 3 still drunk looking for more beer. See two other girls in my bed
>decide what the hell, may as well get some while I’m here. Finger one while sucking tit. Rubbed my self off so hard lol.
Also yeah I’m that person

>everyday
was she fingering herself as she watched?

Ugh, I would

sucked my best friend when we're both were drunk asf

Either the time I had two guys spit roast me or when I sucked off a guy twice my age.

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Yikes that’s super funny. Did you think of that by yourself?

I fed your dad my love ropes.

Wow we are getting kicked off by pedos.

Sucked dick twice in my life. First time was awesome. Met grindr guy in his truck in the hospital parking lot. Got in. He said what's up. I said not much. He pulled out his dick and I went straight to work. I was in heaven for about 5 minutes, especially when someone was getting into their car next to us and he shoved my head down hard and his dick went straight down My throat. He came pretty quick and I wasn't ready so I didn't swallow much.

2nd time I got bamboozled with fake dick pics but I still sucked him because I felt bad for his size. He nearly came after 30 seconds and lasted about 30 seconds in my ass. It felt like a finger to me. Huge let down .

Weak

I don't know, hopefully. She was pretty hot.

When hanging with drunk female friends, I take every opportunity to cop a feel. If they sit on my lap in a friendly manner, I hold their thighs and ass more than needed. Hugging, I cop a feel. Walking with arms around each other, my hand creeps down to their clenching and loosening ass meat.

ate my friends cum without him knowing. to this day i doubt he knows.only time ive ever tasted someone else's load. was delicious but tangy (spermicide)

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wear my wifes cllothes

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Now that’s a confession, I’m onboard with this

like you approve!? or you do the same!?

I’m a girl dumshit we swap clothes all the time

oh i see

Doesn’t mean I don’t like the story lol, sorry I’m a mean drunk

haha okay my kik is erikleaf if you want to talk

It makes me feel attractive though, so I do it too some days, haven’t gone out in public with it yet

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hope you get fucked by nigger cock

How many, uh... performances?

fag

Not gonna happen dumbass weebo

Never had a kik actually

Absolutely

>satanic kek ftw

jesus women really are retarded

When I was like 7 or 8 I played with my cousin's peenor a few times. He was 5 or 6 at the time.

Sorry to trigger you buddy

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Gay sex with random men I met online. I'm so glad I didn't get aids or anything. It's fun but the risk is too much, fags think with their cock not brains.

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posted my butt on /b so i would get some attention even if its from gays

Where the butt, post here

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Anyone else have more gay stories?
Femanons are welcome to share as well.

Oh gross, FUCK WHY DONT OTHER FEMANONS POST

Literally /lgbt is just trolls, there isn’t a spot for us other than this stuff

lol, no femanons in b

This is where you are wrong, I like the story shit, and also the celeb stuff

>Junior year of college
>Be RA for free tuition
>Got this little jap freshman
>Complete loser, even other jap students ignore him
>Feel bad for the dude, so try to socialize with him
>For some reason, he thinks I'm the coolest shit in the world
>Always hanging around me
>Want him to meet other people, decide to take him to a party
>Has have a beer and gets shitfaced out of his mind
>Gotta get him back to dorm before people get pissed
>Get him up to his room, tell him to just sleep it off
>All the sudden, grabs me and tries to kiss me
>Push him off
>"No! Don't... don't fucking do that!"
>He starts fucking bawling
>Worried that I hate him and that everyone will find out
>Tell him I won't tell anyone, he's just drunk and not thinking right
>"I know you not gay. You only like girls"
>"Yeah, dude, that's right."
>"Okay, I won't do it again"
>Next days, makes himself scarce, never see him
>Kinda worried
>Kid's probably all fucking confused
>Go to Student Services and ask about LGBT stuff for the poor kid
>Hopefully they have someone he can talk to or a brochure or some shit
>That weekend, getting ready to go out
>See him and he asks if I'm going to drinking
>"Yeah, you want to come?"
>Says no
>Go out to party, get pretty shitfaced myself this time
>Stumble home, fall in bed, hear a knock on the door
>Think I'm dreaming or someone is fucking with me
>It's him, but he's not a dude anymore...
>Dressed in this skin-tight mini dress
>He hand long hair, which was not styled like a girl's
>Makeup and everything
>"Am I enough of a girl for you now?"
>It's fucking 3am
>I'm drunk as fuck
>I haven't been laid in over year
>Oh fuck this!
>I'm not proud of it
>But holy fuck did I love it
>Not just like prison sex either
>It was super gay
>Kissing and caressing...cuddling
>Felt like such a piece of shit because he was clearly in love with me, I just liked the physical stuff.
>We fucked almost everyday for the rest of the year before he went home
>I've never told anyone about it

i Know I’m not the only one here, my ex told be about be so I know she’s on it at least

Mwah

thats so hot

lots of femanons until its time to proof it.

My tits are up there dumbass. I already proved it

dont see no timestamp

also, calm your tits

I’m not Donald trump I don’t go around with a sharpie. Plus my girls are calm as fuck

It's weird, I don't consider myself gay (clearly that's not entirely true) but no one ever made me feel as good in bed as he did. He made me feel like a goddamn stud. I mean, the shit he said... fuck! I miss him sometimes.

I hope you get abused.

I feel you, it’s really good, straight sex is kinda meh. But the release is even better, that why I love your story

i like the superboy, am actually a boi

By who? I’m up for suggestions

you really need to start carrying a sharpie in your pooper, you never know when you will need it.

prove your girls are calm, take a pic with something on top of them. Only true calmies can hold stuff

what did he said?

Downloaded Grindr and sucked a few different guys dicks

It wasn't so much one thing that he said, even thought he said some super fucked up kinky shit, it was just how it felt when I was with him. It's like, every time I've gone after a girl and gotten them, I'm the one who has to try, it's all about here. I don't know if that makes sense or not.

Maybe it's because we had this really dirty taboo secret between us that made it so hot, I don't know. But I just know that I fucking loved seeing his little rock hard cock explode when I was fucking him.

that turned me on. whats ur discord..

Something on top of them, nag nag nag

Hopefully someone you really care about beats the shit out of you and you have to tell everyone at work that you fell down the stairs.

I have literally always wanted to do something like this. I had a very close call in the army where I actually was on my knees for a friend that was married. But I chickened out big time.

I get it now, sounds great

I know that I'll end up with a woman in the long run. This will make me sound like a fag (Well, that and the whole butt-fucking a dude thing), but I'm glad he and I shared what we did.

Dude i love anal, I could literally do it all the time.
And now I’m sad for you blah.

From a subjective point of view:

> it was when I was 11½ :
> I was sharing a two-man tent with my (same aged) best friend
> during a Boy Scout backpacking expedition during the February half-term School "holiday"

> It was very cold so we put our sleeping bags "one inside the other"
> and got in together to share body heat
> we had removed our damp outer clothes and were only wearing our underwear
> OMFG - it was cold

> There was a lot of skin-on-skin rubbing - to create extra frictional heat
> the strict tempo rhythmic movements created a mutual humping effect
> that eventually caused simultaneous (dry) orgasms

> It was too cold to get much sleep during the rest of the night
> and we discovered several other ways of creating orgasm together
> while trying to keep warm

> We re-enacted that night on multiple occasions during the next four years
> and (maybe) some of the things we did were 'technically' "more gay"
> but that first night changed us both from having had no gay experiences whatsoever
> to having experienced multiple orgasms with another male with the space of twelve hours

> After that: everything else paled into insignificance
> as far as "gay experiences" were concerned
> Still occasionally fap to memories of that night

That’s not very subjective but yeah, that’s pretty awesome

Used CL to lose my anal v-card and suck a guy off. Then proceeded to make $300 off one guy for a weird hour long fuck n suck sesh. Good times in college.

PS: where do you guys go to find lowkey hookups now that CL personal is dead?

How do I do that now? Goddamn I need to make some money.
I’ll do either pussy or ass haha.

> That’s not very subjective

..... well we only did (what amounted to) mutual masturbation, and pre-adolescent "French kissing" that night; but :

Within about another twelve months
it had escalated to "fellatio", which I would say
is "objectively" more gay than what we had done previously,

but subjectively:
it didn't seem to be "more gay" at the time.

s4s is there, but it's a fraction of what /cas/ was

Also I’ve been curious about flashing, any stories there?

Aight, I see what you mean, no complaints that’s awesome

Too scared to do it myself, except for the niece but I’ve always wanted to see the look on people’s faces

go on...

any anons ever go play at a porn store with an arcade/viewing rooms?
toronto has a few

Me! I have! Not in Canada but in Cali, it’s not that bad

When you're 19 (at the time), don't eat, shave well, and live in NY, it's easy living.

If I had known CL personal was gonna die I would've milked the shit outta that market. Pussy will make you a pretty penny any day assuming you arent some shoggoth.

fair enough. I appreciate the reply

Id fucking do anything for some money right now, dick including.
Fuck I hate being broke.
Tits next cause you’re the only people I can flash

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Sucked a few cocks. One guy came on my face, other in my mouth. Also dressed as a girl for one guy but he was so drunk he couldnt cum

Had a threesome with a coworker and her husband. We were all talking afterwards and she mentioned that her husband was bi. I told them that I had always been curious and it lead to me sucking him off and getting fucked by him.

Shit Yea Forums says? How do you get hookups there?

I am a male, and I learned as a teen that I enjoy sucking cock. That's about it.

Why don't I believe this artistic work of fiction and falsehood?

went to a gay sauna and let a dude rim me and finger my ass while my boyfriend was at his job mourning his dead cat

DONALD TRUMP ALTERED A WEATHER MAP WITH A SHARPIE WHICH IS A FEDERAL OFFENSE!

I jerked off to nude photos of my sister that I found on her laptop.

And no, I'm not posting them. I'm not stupid.

A Lego. I hope you step on one.

i posted a pic of my shirtless body here once

Dude, you're bi. So's my wife. It's all good!

Dang, the other Secrets thread was good for a change. It just now got pruned.

If the Omegle user is still around, I have a question for you. What tags do you use in the shared interest feature?

i would meet guys online and let them suck my cock....one guy i knew from high school that was kinda a shock he would blow me whenever i wanted it and one day i blew him....after that i would meet random guys and sometimes suck their cock.... had 2 girls who liked to play with my ass the second i let use a strap on on me multiple times. i was on okcupid and met a tranny i let her suck me a few times and then one night fucked her then she fucked me while she jerked me off it was amazing..the next time we met she invited a friend over he was a cool guy and we drank then she started sucking me and him in the kitchen...that led all 3 of us to the bed where they both sucked me and then me and the trap sucked him dude was huge the thickness of a soda can ...he fucked her while she sucked me it was sooo hot........ after that i meet a couple and had a threesome with them 3 times she would lick my ass n finger me while she sucked my cock while i blew him i only ever fucked her and her pussy was amazing

Not bad. I’d eat ur lil snatch

Put on my sister's bra and panties once when I was like 11. Needless to say I was more interested in soiling those things rather than putting them on after that

gf pegged me once

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One bump, and then I'll stop.

Pic not related.

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Told some useless cunt I love her and then was all romantic and shit. Very shameful.

The gayest thing i've done was hanging out at a cruising spot all day and sucking/taking cock after cock. It was absolutely wild. Taxi drivers, security guards, truckers, blue collar workers and office workers showed up one after the other. I went home with a smile on my face.

While in my freshmen year of high school I crossdressed at a Halloween party as a slutty schoolgirl. Ended up blowing one of the dads there in a bathroom. A week later I was at his house on his bed on my hands and knees in his wife’s lingerie taking his fat cock in my ass.